Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?
This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual. I am completely disgusted by American women. I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel “pretty”, regardless of the benefit to me.
It’s driving me up the wall. I honestly feel that if I don’t get laid soon, I will kill myself. Any advice?
This Ask Dick question affected me deeply, as the loss of a man’s life is one of the biggest tragedies there is. Every time I see a bunch of women on television whining about some puppy mill that was just discovered in the trailer next door, it makes me want to throw a cinder block through the television.
Fuck puppies. Some man somewhere didn’t get laid today. That’s a tragedy.
But I’m not a woman, so I don’t let my emotions ruin my possessions or sex drive.
First of all, Jordan, no matter where you are, there are always alternatives to American women. Even in America there are Mexican women, Canadian women, even Polish women. Granted, women from all countries have massive failings that ultimately cannot be compensated for by anything other than your manly charity and pity, but it doesn’t hurt to mix up the genetic deck every once in a while.
That’s why God gave men dicks: to stir up the genetic melting pot.
It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women. A good and manly way to appreciate what you have is to deprive yourself of it. That’s one of the reasons I throw sandwiches in the street all the time. It only increases my appreciation of them.
Why not take a trip to Australia? A land where women’s noses are bigger than kangaroos, their laughs are as nasal as a dentist’s drill, and their opinions are twice as loud as they are stupid. Also, they’re the worst in bed.
Australian women are so bad in bed, they don’t even know when sex is happening. The rape statistics down there are completely fucked.
Lastly, and perhaps my best piece of manvice is: lower your expectations.
Women can’t meet anything with grace. Deadlines, your parents, your expectations; no matter what, you end up with fuck ups, embarrassment, and a three-year dry spell.
Would you try to engage a child on the merits of Reaganomics? No, but you might perform a magic trick for them and send them on their way. Would you expect a man to wash your dishes after you were done eating? Would you expect a broken television to fix itself after I threw a cinderblock through it?
No.
Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.
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But why would you f*ck a woman who’s not good enough for you. Like you giving yourself the worst thing ever. Or you can f*ck a real men, you said it your self ; they are better then woman even sexually. So you already tried a men. Otherwise you don’t know.
FUCK…….see, it’s not that hard.
To Sandra and Keb:
Piss off the site, frigid cunts.
SANDRA - We fuck women who are “not good enough for us” because there are MORE women like that out there.
If we waited around for women who are “equal” or “good enough” (like men), we would never get laid.
Bessides, women WANT men who are BETTER than they are anyway…. so it’s not a problem. It works out great. We fuck women who are INFERIOR, and the women get men who are SUPERIOR.
It works!
What YOU are doing, does NOT work.
Men or woman who forbidden to enter a site, are the issue of problems, but they cannot respons it? No one learns about it. I think that you Chris and other members of Dick Masterson wants to talk about it. But if you want to meet a woman for sex or maybe something else, then you are playing mister nice guy who’s isn’t really himself? Then everything wat you are saying and agreed with it will come out whenever? So then youre not for real in here or out there? Then you are a lie-ing men? Really tell me , why not open?
No. The problem exists because of you.
If you shut your cumpooter off,
“Playing Mr. nice guy” doesn’t get a man laid.
TREATING WOMEN LIKE SHIT
–>> GETS MEN LAID.
TREATING WOMEN “like mister nice guy”
GETS MEN —>> MARRIED.
We don’t need to lie to women to get laid.
We can tell them they are worthless whores right to their face.
We can publish it on a website.
AND YOU WILL NOTICE THAT WOMEN (LIKE YOU) WON’T LEAVE!
YOU JUST KEEP COMING BACK TO MEN LIKE US FOR MORE.
That’s why you will never get our respect.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris - FUCK that’s funny.
That’s why you never get our respect !!!
And you want to talk with men about woman. Then we are importent after all. Otherwise you din’t mention it. Only you can do your own story, but not about woman you don’t know of never met. How stupid is that!!!!!
Am not a bad woman at all. My husbund doesn’t have to work for me. And I don’t have to work for him. We have both own money. We are married. And sometimes he wants to shout and sometimes I want to shout. And the rest of the time we make love, go our own way and do things together. We learn a lot of each other. Sometimes he can see thro woman eyes. Sometimes I can see thro men eyes. Its amazing that my husbund has learnd that. And he was shocked that I understand him. No woman is better then a men. And no men is better then a woman. But you have different type of humans. And some are dumber. And some are smarter. But you cannot always know for sure. A wise human respected life and see possibility’s in life and not no possibility’s who leads you to nowhere and can make you lost.
Sandra, go blog somewhere else. Men are better than women, its a fact Jack. Nowhere on this website can you quote dick as not respecting life. In case your little brain can’t understand, life is also nature, very respected.
What we don’t respect is bitches coming to our place, seeking attention and blogging their little diatribes about how stupid and mundane their life is.
Haha. But I m not here to amuse you. If the story is stupid, then you get stupid reactions. Bla Bla. Bitches Bla Bla.
Thats right. You are here to INTENTIONALLY be annoying - LIKE ALL WOMEN - in a place where you do not belong, are not welcome , or invited.
Men would never do that.
THAT’S WHY MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.
A man would never walk into a room full of women where he was not welcome or invited. That would be rude.
Women have no manners or integrity,
and that’s why you are here.
Don’t worry, we get it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So Chris you don’t feel understanding by woman?
Maybe you better discusse your issue with woman then with a men. Learn to speak normal with a woman. And woman doent have a site with; woman are better than a men, how stupid is that!!!
Nothing is more stupid than your shitty english and the fact that you are here.
If you go to http://womenarebetterthanmen.com you will just end up here.
You’re right! To say “Womenarebetterthanmen” WOULD be extremely stupid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Hi Mark,
My englisch is shitty, because am spaeking Dutch. And do you know what stupid is, that you talk to me.
Why do you o that Mark? Do you enjoying talking to me!!
Well then go to a Dutch website.
like . . . .
“Wantwewetennietwatwedoen.com”
It’s for stupid women.
Staat tussen aanhalingstekens,dus dan moet ik het niet letterlijk nemen; maar voor het geval dat;
Tuurlijk weet ik wat ik doe !!!
Sandra to Mark.
If a woman has beauty, then a men needs brains if he’ s not, otherwise be a real nice men.
You said ugly woman ? But who’s says you are beautiful? I think if people love thimself with body and mind ,thats beautiful.
Really? Most women say men who “love themselves” are ASSHOLES WITH HUGE EGOS WHO MUST DIE.
Women hate that.
Because women hate themselves.
That’s why women have a “problem” with men who DON’T hate themselves.
Do you want that woman enjoying ? No? Why should a woman want that you are enjoying ?
Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…
Wow, you are one stupid whore.
Probably nobody… It is his need to be seen as attractive, important and etc…. His superiority crisis might get in the way of his attractiveness, ego has always been a major turn off for men and women…
Duplicator… ;)
What part of “No Woman Allowed” is it that you don´t get?
Get your hen-party fucking off this site
We’re just hoping some men might actually have a brain rather than worshipping the Dickless-wonder
The fact that you can read and respond to this using devices and mathematical concepts invented by M E N should give you a slight clue on man-brainpower.
Although I´m a realist and don´t expect nothing but cluelessness, because “NO WOMAN ALLOWED” just doesn´t sink in, does it?
Well we are just standing up for ourselves. We’re not gonna leave just because Dick-wad said so. He cannot legally make women stay off of this site, and it’s a free country. Even for us women, yes, who deserve it very much.
You deserve fuck-all. You got all kinds of right granted by men and all you do is still piss and moan AND destroy western civilisation by refusing to have enough children, abolishing stable families through rampant divorce rates and permanent whorish behavior well through your most fertile and beautiful years. Women fucked up their best chance in all known human history to prove they´re at least equal.
You done fucked up.
Get the fuck off this site!
http://tribes.tribe.net/bebopdeluxeaxevictim/thread/b7149540-3bec-400d -bc44-193efac7cf9b
or you can spend eternity with Jesus here…haha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3EPswCbgFJE
Should I care about what this insecure man thinks? Maybe if he’d grow up he’d stop worrying about his lack of ‘attractiveness’ is it because women do not want him? I can see where his personality might affect the way women see him. Also perhaps it is a cover up for the fact that his ego and need for superiority is most likely the cause…
Lol AMEN LivianaMari!
umm hii i just wanted to say that you all are right about us women. lol. we sooo try to be lesbians to get your attention! like totally! and OH EHM GEE! im such a whore. like seriously. thanks for setting me straight Deck!
Newsflash: It´s irony only when it´s NOT true.
Now FUCK OFF this site.
Wow. You are major ass holes. Women go through more than men do physically, like child birth. I guess you’re just trying to make yourselves look like victims. Most women are strong and smart. The pictures you have of women on here make us look like stupid whores. Most of us are NOT like that and you’re just comparing us to trash to make yourselves feel righteous. And some of us are not lazy asses who expect men to do everything for us. Also, we don’t always try to look our best just for men, I personally like to feel nice about how I look and I really don’t give a fuck what men think about it. So if you’re upset about certain women, DON’T BLAME ALL OF US. I could say that all men are perverted assholes like yourselves but I don’t do that because I know men aren’t all the same.
See, that’s it, the strong and smart women know that Dick isn’t talking about them. They know that we aren’t talking about them. In fact, the strong and smart women know what Dick’s getting at and agree and/or don’t care. The fact that you have to defend yourself, means you must think we’re talking about you when we say whore. That’s your problem not ours.
Besides, the draft, slavery/ and hard labor is much more work then pregnancy. Hell, even a woman in a coma can have a child, it’s not that hard. Stop acting like it’s the most hardest thing EVARZ.
you should try pushing a watermelon through your nostril then you can say it doesn’t hurt and isn’t a lot of work.
For the reference Demi, you push a watermelon in and a baby out.
mmhm ok then try to birth a child through your small dick
You can tell me that when women stop being in porn involving stuffing beer bottles, large watermelons, and things much much bigger than a baby up their vaginas.
Besides, any female can give birth. Rats can give birth. It takes a real adult to plan out a pregnancy and a child’s wellbeing. You girls are so wrapped up in the small amount of pain and suffering you forget what it’s for. Kinda selfish, really.
Mmhm yeah you don’t talk about us?? Then whats all of this crap about women being “mildly retarted” and “whores”? Yeah get your shit straight.
We KNOW most of the times woman always tries to look best for the competition(OTHER WOMEN).
As this gives status and status is the ONLY thing every woman craves. Attracting men is only a fringe benefit AND annoyance in case the man dares to be of lower status.
Actually, no. You’re wrong. It’s not always for competition. I don’t want to walk by a mirror and feel gross about how I look. AND we’re not always chasing after men. Women have much more important things to focus on like a career, God, and our own personal issues that we have to deal with. Also, status isn’t the ONLY thing women crave. I sure as hell don’t crave status, and I’m a woman. You men on this site don’t know what it’s like to be a woman, and you sure as hell don’t know what’s going on in our minds. You just act like you know about everything and you think you’re right just because you have a freaking PENIS. This website is very degrading towards women and I don’t think it’s fair how the only pictures of women (other than the one of the woman on dr. phil) are of whores. That’s less than one sixth of us. The only reason you think all women are whores is because the only women that are ever around you are women that are in desperate need of quick cash.
I MADE ALL BITCHES SO MEN CAN RECEIVE PLEASURE FROM FUCKING THEM AT A WHIM. I HOPE I HAVE PLEASED THE MALE SPECIES. MAY BITCHES SLOB YOUR KNOB WELL, AND TAKE YOUR CREAMPIES WITH ENTHUSIASM, FOR I HAVE CREATED BITCHES FOR YOUR SOLE PLEASURE. IT IS ALSO IN MY JUDGEMENT THAT IF A WHORE VIOLATES MY 10 COMMANDMENTS THAT WHORE SHALL BE SLAPPED BEYOND KINGDOM COME AND INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL:
10. IF AN UNHOLY SKANK TOUCH THY MANS POSSESSIONS, THOU HAS PERMISSION TO SLAP THAT WHORE WITH THE MIGHT OF A HUNDRED IKE TURNERS
9. THOU SHALL IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS HE SEEMS FIT
8. THOU HAS NO OBLIGATION OR DUTY TO CARE FOR A WHORE
7. IN SACRED LEARNING INSTITUTIONS A MAN SHALL NEVER LET A WHORE BENEFIT FROM THE KNOWLEDGE HE POSSESSES
6. THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TAKING ORDERS FROM A FILTHY CARPET LICKING LESBIAN
5. IF THY WHORES FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THEN THYS OWN WHORE, IT IS THY MANLY DUTY TO IMPREGNATE THY WHORE AND HER FRIEND AND WATCH THEM FIGHT
4. NEVER MONETARILY REWARD THY WHORE, TREAT THEM AS SLAVE AND THY BEING MASTER
3. BE MINDFUL OF THY WHORES WEIGHT, AND IF IT INCREASES LIKE THE WAVES OF ATLANTIS…MAN THE HARPOONS!
2. ALWAYS REMIND THESE SLUTS WHO IS SUPERIOR TO THEM…FARM ANIMALS, INSECTS, VEGETATION, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE MADE
1. IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR CELESTIAL SEEDS OF GODLINESS BEFORE PASSING ON AND SHOW NO INTENT TO STAY WITH ONE WHORE FOR LONGER THAN A ONE NIGHT STAND
HAVING SEX WITH WOMAN IS LIKE BESTIALITY? WHAT THE FUCK????
we are people not animals. REALIZE this. GET YOUR EGO OUT OF YOUR ASS. your bunch of cock loving faggots.GROW THE FUCK UP
your feminists who hate woman. YOUR SAME EXACT THING AS FEMINISM EXCEPT YOU HATE WOMAN.
and dont tell me you dont hate woman. you do, the way you talk about them and treat them shows alot of hate.
YOUR THE HATEFUL SEXIST ONES. not woman.
LYING HYPOCRITES.
PIECES OF SHIT.
fuck you all.
amen.
“…having sex with someone who is mildly retarded.”
Mildly?
agreed
Having lived in Australia for over 20 years I can safely say that Australian women are filthy, lying whores. Though I don’t see them as any worse than any other country. I see people in other countries discuss the exact same problems in women with the exact same frequency.
@ FCKULSRS
Yes of course you are right, I can see it now. You were held down in the terrible and vile chains of chivalry. How dare men support women financially, only the blackest of hearts would be so evil as to hold open doors, pull out chairs, defend, and bow on bended knee; all while placing women on pedestals. Why, not even the Jews at Auschwitz suffered so much tyranny.
Tell me, you self-centered, egomaniacal, whore, what is it you do for society other than steal oxygen from those much more deserving?
With All Due Respect,
Oldone
“It may also surprise you that American women are not the most self-obsessed prostitutes on the face of the Earth. That’s an honor that could only go to Australian women.”
As an Australian man, all I can say is. Holy shit aint that the truth!
All Anglo-Saxon women are cunts, friend.
Signed and seconed. It’s amazing how the women who come to insult Dick make him look like a saint.
A-FUCKING-(not)MEN!
FCKULSRS: I totally 100% agree with you on everything you said.
Really? Who whudda thunkit?
It´s totally clear that you´re just another card carrying feminist lesbo cunt thoroughly brainwashed by this ridiculous retarded offshoot of communist ideology.
Now get the fuck off this site.
(ability to create life? *chuckle* creating a red stripe and uber attitude once a month, that´s more likely)