Ask Dick: Why Are Teenage Girls So Fucking Stupid?
A reader, Joey, sent me the following question.
How’s it going, Mr. Masterson? Straight to my man point, what the hell is the deal with young women who say that they don’t care about looks and want to settle with a man who cares for them, loves the, etc? These are freakin’ 15-17, 18 year old girls talking. What the hell are they settling down from? They’re reaching the age where they practice whore-crafts like fucking and sucking. You get my point.
Of course I get your point. If I didn’t get your point from that well-laid mansplanation, then I would have to be a woman. And then what would I do with my penis?
Use it as an ATM I guess. That’s all women seem to know what to do with them.
Women who are teenagers are like men who are teenagers. They’re stupider than their adult counterparts.
Granted, with women it’s hard to tell.
That’s why that show To Catch a Predator show on Dateline is unfair to all these alleged pedophiles. Just because a woman says she’s 14 and has the grammar of a drunken Carny, doesn’t mean that she is. Maybe she’s just having her period. Maybe she thinks that’s cute, who the fuck knows. Women lie all the time is my point. That’s why so many of them get pregnant.
Young women can’t do the same incredible things that young men can; things like sports and math and putting a mouse puppet on their penis and letting a snake bite it. Young women are just like women: they can’t do anything at all, incredible or not. As teenagers, however, they’re still full of hopes and dreams.
Stupid hopes and dreams.
When men are young men, they think they’re going to grow up and be Batman or James Bond or some fucking Rockstar playing two guitars at the same time; even if the odds are stacked massively against them. Batman, for example, didn’t weight 185 and drink Cherry Coke by the liter when he was 16. Women are the same, except a woman’s version of fortune and fame is a guy who will tolerate her for her endless parade of bullshit. Women are the Carnival of bullshit. It never fucking stops and by the third float you’ve seen just about all you’re going to see.
Teenage women who want a man who loves them, cares for them, and any other synonymous emotions women use because they love repeating themselves so fucking much, aren’t settling for anything. They’re just enjoying four years of the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream a woman ever experiences in her whole fucking life. The dream of having a say or a preference in a mythical man who takes an infinite amount of a woman’s grating, unending crap, occupies the life of the teenage girl. This is a dream women abandon at at the age of 22 in an act known as Learning Her Place.
Unless you count those harpy 30-somethings who think their pets are children. That’s the biggest, most-blissful pipe dream of femininity: children who can be locked in the fucking house.
Joey, minus ten Man Points for the non-offensive substitution of a swear word. Swearing loudly and with gusto is the best and manliest way to show anyone in ear shot that you are a man. That’s why teenagers do it so obnoxiously. They’re becoming men.
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lexi stfu this man is the fucking man, speaks the truth and your just pissed because hes speaking the truth so stfu. im not sexist im just saying in highschool there loaded with bullshit.
Hah, the sexist idiot who wrote this is probably just angry because he can never get laid. Point: Some women have become famous worldwide for their talents, some women have become amazing mothers, some women have become Olympic champions. And here’s this guy… the most he has become is a below-average writer for “Ask Dick”, ranting about how much he hates women. Jealous, much?
“A black mans cock in your mouth is power” – Audley Magnus (Head of Womens Suffrage movement of the 1920′s).
So basically….you “people” are fucking stupid. I say “people” in quotes, simply because you are the female simians angry only because some men consider your sole use in life as a cock-wallet. Truth- You are a whore if you fuck and get paid for it. That roughly = 120% of all females (I am counting the future…it is easy to know the outcome of soon-to-be-made whores).
You fuck and get paid for it. That makes you someones whore.
Welcome to reality, not your pathetic pink tampons and roses on your shit-paper version of it. Seriously.
“Women who are teenagers are like men who are teenagers. They’re stupider than their adult counterparts.”
There…probably the only sentence I can ever agree on, since its insulting both genders.
-Your friend, a SOPHMORE
i would,only if she say’s to me give me a car,give me $20,000 to buy a car or give me a plastic penis.
i can do maths, and maybe the 22 thing is losing hope in men.
people are starving or working hard to get ahead in the world making minimum wage and some fucker who loves to masturbate or is gay is hating on women because he has been burned by one to many women and decided well fuck all women because i can’t be loved I will make this site so other sexist losers like me can get together and talk over the internet in our mothers basements. Unhappy people like you should not be making money you should just do everyone a favor and end it because you are wasting everyones valuable time so you can get a rise off of everyones anger you sick emotional fuck.
I have a question for all of the men or women who support this sight.
If you had a baby who was girl? Would you treat her very bad until she is a grown up? Would you give her away to other parents?
well i would be really dissapointed, but i would just teach her her place in the world from a young age so she never ended up being a motherfucking feminist.
Who supports this “sight”?
It is a web SITE.
Jesus fucking Kee Rist!
You just made every guy who comes on this blissful page RIGHT.
Not that we needed to be ‘made’ right.
We already were.
But I think you get my drift.
If not, who cares?
the site is named “me are better than women” and you’re blabbing about teenage girls? Fail.
this site also says, “no women allowed” and your blabbing on here as if you were equal to men? bigger fail you dumb cunt learn to fucking read. or better yet, dont. just learn to fuck better.
Man all’s I can say is when you were a teenager I bet girls were really mean to you, you seem like a real nerd. And usually nerds later in life still can’t get any so they write blogs like this to other nerd like guys!! Guys if you are a nerd and reading this I suggest you get off this site and try a different avenue if you want to land a girlfriend. Or you’ll end up like this guy when you get older if you have not already.
Condescending cunt
Obviously this is just blokes being blokes. I’m a female but I’m no way offended by this. Because I’m not self-obsessed enough to get psyched up and offended by everything that isn’t kissing the ground a woman walks on. And I bet the men who wrote this have female relatives, friends maybe even girlfriends or wives, and they treat them well, because this is THE INTERNET. If you don’t like it get the hell off. Everyone causes a big debate over everything these days, it’s so boring.
… I honestly hope you guys are kidding. I can’t tell if these things are sarcasm or if you REALLY ARE that incredibly stupid…
Did you guys ever stop to think that it has been WOMEN that have raised you and taught you all you know? Everything you KNOW, you owe to the courtesy of your mother. Who stayed at home to raise you? Who taught you to walk? To talk?
That’s right. a WOMAN.
Just saying this but this whole site is sexist. Guys are just as confusing to women as women are to men. You have no right to do this without at least trying to understand the female ways. I don’t think you would like it either if a whole bunch of women made a site like this. This whole idea is better settled in colornal times when they did believe this. Get your heads out of the dust and into the modern area.
Holy Shit really?!? thanks for pointing that out I never would have guessed that a site called “Men Are Better Than women” would be sexist. Yeah that would be bad if they made a site like that, oh wait there is one which is also a magazine. Its called cosmo, my gf’s, sister and all their friends read it. Then they bitch at me for not emulating those gay wad fucks in it. Its just one big attempt to control Men.
What a wimmin wants???……………….
A wimmin wants a man who can be manipulated & controlled to
cater/pander to a wimmin’s whims fancies & desires & if the man shows
reluctance or fails to oblige………….the bitch…….oops her highness/
the wannabe princess suffering from a deluded sense of self entitlement
& privileges has every right to become nasty,scornful,spiteful & sarcastic & if possible violent………………..& expects the man to bear
all this with humor & good spirit just becoz………..he is a MAN after all.
RAPE ITSELF IS A MYTH:
chk the dozen or hundreds of gang bang videos on porn sites………..&
you will notice that wimmin don’t mind getting physically abused/assaulted by tens of guys at same time…………..in fact they look to enjoy the whole bestiality of the entire sexual spread.
Some conclusions can be drawn from the scenario………..
1.wimmin do not mind getting physically/sexually abused.Why they
holler rape has to do more with the selection of guys or more
precisely the guys who went straight into the sexual act without
establishing emotional connection first.
Thus the act of rape ……….physical violence has more to do with the
emotional part then with the violence of the physical part………
If only the guys accused of rape tried to seduce the wimmin in proper
way………establish emotional connection first & then tried to proceed with the physical………….the guys would not be cooling their heels in
prison.
2. Since we are dealing with the emotional factor……the entire question looks dicey since a wimmin’s mood & mental condition changes several times & is a factor which can neither be trusted or
relied upon…………..
Imagine consensual sex which can become rape just becoz the bitch
did not get what she wanted from it & started hollering rape all over the place…………..
3. Thus a simple deduction………..when a wimmin hollers rape…….it
has nothing to do with the violence/cruelty of sexual /physical act
which the mass media propagates falsely all over the place…………
IT MEANS THAT THE BITCH WAS NOT IN MOOD FOR SEX OR THAT
THE BITCH FEELS THAT THE METHOD/WAYS ADOPTED BY GUYS ARE IMPROPER OR THAT THE BITCH FELT ALL USED & DUMPED JUST
BECOZ SHE DID NOT GAIN/PROFIT/BARGAIN FROM THE WHOLE
DEAL…………..ENDED UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF STICK.
BECOZ FOR WIMMIN……….SEX IS A BARTER TOOL……….
BOTTOMLINE……….FOR WIMMIN SEX IS A BUSINESS
yeah girls are pretty fucked up from what i know. ive been kind and sensitive my whole life so far and no need to tell where thats got me. meanwhile i watch my ass-hole friend get all the credit for acting. but hey we all know dick exaggerates a bit and i still have to find out with experience whether theres some cool girls out there. and by the way if there was a site about men being horrible id like to see some good points rather than bitching about assholes or whatever and then either way i wouldnt come on the site and bitch and stuff like what ive seen so far from the girls. just sayin
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
YOU FUCKING MORON WOMEN ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN IN FACT WE ARE SMARTER THEN YOU! ASSHOLE! SO FUCK OF YOUR JUST FEELING IN SUPERIOR TO WOMEN JACKASS! ITS GAYWADS LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ALL THE YOUNG MINDS OF CHILDREN CORRUPT. MAKING THEM THINK ONE GENDER IS MORE SUPERIOR. SO DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DIE! GO TO HELL AND FUCK YOU! Joey AND DICK MASTERSON FUCKING GAYWADS! SUCK YOU FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKED UP PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A CREATURE!
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good, quality people are in the minority, which means that the majority of people do suck. so IGNORE THE STUPID PEOPLE like the plague and go for the smart. there are actually many women out there who are not whores, that are smart, have degrees, do things that men do. you don’t have to go gay, you just have to LOOK FOR THEM!!!