Ask Dick: Why Do Women Hate Porn?
diamatik has sent me the following question:
Dick, why do women hate porn?
Oh boy do they ever. And what’s worse than a woman who hates porn? A woman who loves porn. That’s a man-bear trap set loose in the conjugal bedroom that you just can’t miss!
“You know what would be exciting? We should watch some porn.”
“Really?”
Guilty! Not if you want to have sex you shouldn’t! Women hate porn because men are better than women.
Porno is the driver of progress and the father of modern entertainment technology. Did you know that? I did because I’m a man and I know everything. Many years ago, when Harvard Brainiacs were busy fucking around with sending data that no one gave half a shit about all around the internet, pornographers were harnessing this brave new world to electrify porno right into your computer monitor at home for several dollars a minute.
That’s called footing the bill for the foundation of a new era. Porno did that.
When VHS tapes cost over 90 dollars to purchase, who funded the expansion of this nascent and ultimately world changing industry? I’ll give you a hint. His name started with P and ended with orno. Porno.
Here’s another hint: men love him.
The modern world is built on porn. In fact, that is one of the first things men have in common with pornography. We’re both owed a debt by women en masse for building this world they trash on a daily basis. Women are owed a thanks for nothing — or a sarcastic thank you at best.
Women hate porn because it reminds them of what they already know and what they try to forget on a daily basis: they’re bad in bed, they’re fucking lazy, and they’re not good enough for you.
Women are bad in bed. Every single porno actress in the world is great in bed. Someone paid her some amount of money and then she hopped in bed without bitching about it. That’s called being great in bed. And it’s not called being a prostitute either because let’s be honest, when was the last time a man got a free lunch? Never. So what? Half of Earth are prostitutes? You can say that. You’d be right. But then there would be no point in having the word “prostitute”. It wouldn’t describe anything that an already existing word doesn’t.
Women.
Porn actresses can also look their partner in the eye while they’re having sex. Women, who are all anti-porn, are too fucking ashamed of themselves and too emotionally stunted to do even that. Men are so emotionally mature we can have sex in front of a mirror. Even if we’re fatter than fuck.
Women are lazy. Even men who aren’t in porn look like they should be in porn. They’re fit as a fiddle with a six pack and they have confidence. Women who aren’t in porn look like they shouldn’t even be in public. Velor pantsuits that are two sizes too small, a fucked up tangled bush of hair atop their heads, regular shoes sans any sort of sequins; none of that is something I want to see when I’m walking around town. And if women did that more often (walked around town), maybe someone would grant them their ultimate fantasy and mistake them for a porn star.
The burden of being a man is that your woman is not good enough for you and she never will be. It’s a bitch, but it’s true. She isn’t good enough for you, your car isn’t good enough for you, your you isn’t good enough for you. You’re a man and you demand perfection — no, you demand better than perfection. You don’t stop until you can look right into the eyes of a porn and say, “Now that is what I’m talking about.” Women can’t do that. When women watch porn, they see the eyes of their mother staring disapprovingly at them and hear her passive aggressively demonstrating how to be a failure. Think about that when your girlfriend pops the question.
“Got any porn?”
Of course I have porn. I’m a man. What kind of retarded question is that?
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March 16th, 2007 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Women have no right to complain either. They have their dildos, men have porn.
Women are just hideously jealous that they can be easily substituted by a few pixels on a screen, or ink dots on a page. It shatters the illusion that they are irreplaceable goddesses and that we worship the ground they walk on.
March 16th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
They are just jealous because they want to be in the porn themselves most of the time.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: ba3505222815e
You left out the part about how, if you are unlucky enough to fall for this trap, and begin to actually watch it with them, or even worse, have sex while watching it, they will go psycho hose-beast crazy jealous on you and never leave you alone about how you like porn better than them.
It’s fucking ridiculous. If you didn’t want me to watch it, what the fuck did you want it on for?
March 16th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Sean, that is an excellent point.
March 16th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Women’s reactions to porn are, as with most things female, a ridiculous contradiction.
First they get pissed off because it becomes obvious that they’re not the only thing capable of turning them on. Never mind that they have male movie star who gets them wet and don’t mind discussing it ad nauseum: if you get hard watching Angelina Jolie’s tits in Gaia, it’s an outrage.
The continue being pissed off, because unlike women, men really can get turned on just by pictures and videos. There’s an innate jealousy over this, because as we know, women hate sex. They hear great things about it but are generally incapable of actually enjoying it; the fact that men so easily do makes them green with envy.
Then they start thinking about what’s in the videos — which is almost certainly more unusual and interesting than anything they’ve ever provided for you. Down deep, they’d like to experience some of what’s in the videos, but they don’t want to have to admit it. They’d like you to flip them over and do what you like, but they can’t bring themselves to say so.
Then there’s this chunk of their mind that’s wondering why you don’t know what they want and just do it without them having to say it …
They worry that you’re not turned on by them any more and that maybe it’s a failing on their part that you don’t know what they want without them having to say it.
Of course, they vacillate on that one, going from, “It’s my fault he doesn’t know what I want without me having to say it,” to “If he were a more caring person, he’d know what I want without me having to say it — what a jerk he is!”
These two nutty ideas compete for attention, making her flip from shame to anger at a rate of about 120 times a minute.
They generally settle on anger. The implication that it might have something to do with them is that they’d have to do some introspection and self-examination, something no woman is really capable of. It’s easier, therefore, to sustain being pissed off at you.
I only wish I was joking about all this, but as anyone who’s been trapped by marriage knows, I’m not. This is how women actually think.
The one thing that will never occur to them is to at least apply the same standards to you as they have for themselves, i.e. it’s normal for a man to get turned on by hot women just as she’s turned on by hot men. Nor will it ever occur them to just say they want something sexually: in their nutty world, you have to read their frakking minds.
Seriously. I’m not joking. But then, we all probably knew that.
March 16th, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
This site is men only, sean. Shit every man knows what you just said.
Good points regardless.
-Dick
March 19th, 2007 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: eb0193ec17432
All points made above are absolutely valid.
Here’s my experience on it.
1. Women may persuade (aka trick) you to watch it with them, but God forbide you get a boner.
2. If you have sex with them while porn is on the set, they will invariably begin crying, even though it was their idea in the first place.
3. They like to watch it, if only because it gives them ideas on what turns you on. (I had a gf who found a skin mag years ago and spent the entire day with it, with me coming home to find her with the same hairstyle as a porn star, and a shaved bush!).
March 19th, 2007 at 4:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: de9b207ac233b
necro is completly right, (he is a man) women hate porn stars, actresses, models, any other woman that is pretty, sexy, talented ect… you all know the drill, there threatened by other woman that have anything to offer and are blind in there hatred of them simply becuase of the competition. where as men are better than that and see that 2 minds are greater then 1, we try to help and make things easier for each other, where they just smile in your face and stab your back.
March 19th, 2007 at 4:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6545d23cd19c2
Every woman should watch a pornstar give a blowjob.
“See that?? THAT FEELS GOOD!”
Porn is NOT degrading to women.. ever.
I’ve yet to see any woman in a porn been forced at gun point to accept 1000 bucks for 1 hour’s worth of work… have you?
March 20th, 2007 at 9:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90f0a24a0e618
Hey,
I dont care if this sight is off limits….
you wanna know why a girl hates her guy watching porn?
Its not because she personally hates it. I walked in on my
man today watching porn. He was too shocked to close down
the window quick enough (LOL) Its because like it or not
we have double standards for eachother. Yeah, he said before
I moved in with him, you won’t need your vibrator anymore
with me around. Well I chucked it out because I knew
it upset him. So I’ve given him shit about porn. Today we both had a laugh about the jealousy and foolishness of it all. I’m going to get another vibrator, I knowhe’s not going to stop watching porn.
;> *smirk* I’ve never had any complaints in the bedroom though.
and I would’nt be caught dead in sequin and velour fat pants.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Excactly. The people that have problems with their close friends watching porn, simply has other issues. “I’m not enough for you anymore?” translates to low self-esteem, and that’s about all there is to it. No more, no less.
So you’re just reinforcing Dicks point really. This is what he wrote:
“Women hate porn because it reminds them of what they already know and what they try to forget on a daily basis: they’re bad in bed, they’re fucking lazy, and they’re not good enough for you.”
That aside, i watched porn with my ex sometimes.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Shut up. Fuck off.
-Dick
March 21st, 2007 at 3:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nothing like a woman’s wisdom to throw a monkey wrench into an affair and hasten its expiry.
- Paul Oakenfold - Perfecto Fluoro - CD 1 - 06 - Teleport (Man With No Name)
March 21st, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 1621440ee0ecd
Good for you. But about… about a ton other women beat you.
March 24th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1d75f882c43
A lot of women like porn, if not most of them. It’s just that many of them are too uptight to admit it. Research has been done on measuring arousal while people are shown pornographic images and in fact, women showed higher levels of arousal.
I’m a woman and I f-ing love porn. Maybe being bisexual makes me different than the average woman on this subject matter? However, I love it as much, if not more than my boyfriend. I like watching it with him, I like masturbating to it. And I even like watching it while we have sex sometimes. Why would I get mad at him for appreciating other women or getting excited by images and movies of women? That makes no sense logically. I get excited by the same things.
The only time I ever got mad about these things was when I was young and in my first sexual relationship. I was 18, I got mad one time and it was because he was hiding it from me and lying about it. I got over it quick. And my biggest issue at the time was him lying about it and treating me like an idiot.
I’m sorry if many women in your experiances cling on to such immature sexual attitudes or carry around so many self-esteem issues that should have been dealt with by the time they finished their teen years.
C’mon, there have to be just as many women like myself out there, who act the complete opposite way?
March 24th, 2007 at 8:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Then explain this to me, and I don’t why I’ll even bother.
With all my exes i brought up the subject that i watch porn, and that I love it. Everyone of them said that they liked porn too at that point. We saw some movies, had our fun, got to know each other a lot better, yada yada yada. Now all of a sudden they all think that it’s disgusting.
Is there any chance in your mind that your oppinions on the subject of porn and bisexuality were simply ‘passed on’ or whatever you fucking wanna call it, from your boyfriend?
March 24th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Stupid ‘male oppresion’ in motion.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e63786b61e79
Then explain this to me, and I don’t why I’ll even bother.
With all my exes i brought up the subject that i watch porn, and that I love it. Everyone of them said that they liked porn too at that point. We saw some movies, had our fun, got to know each other a lot better, yada yada yada. Now all of a sudden they all think that it’s disgusting.
Is there any chance in your mind that your oppinions on the subject of porn and bisexuality were simply ‘passed on’ or whatever you fucking wanna call it, from your boyfriend?
Well, considering I started watching and masturbating to porn before I ever even had a boyfriend, it’s actually impossible that my boyfriend “tricked” me into liking it. I think you’re experience shows that, yes, there are a lot of stupid women who pretend to like it in order to excite there boyfriend or something of that nature, then wind up feeling jealous of the fact that images of women on screen excited him. These women are immature and insecure. They make stable and secure women like myself have to deal with men who have this bad picture of all women thanks to their psychotic antics.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e63786b61e79
sorry, didn’t quote correctly! My response too dalsgaard is only the last paragraph.
But honestly, I do see women in the early stages of trying to ensnare a man, try to play up a fake bisexuality or love of porn. Now, I’m a honest and candid person and would answer anyone who asked specifically about my sexuality or preferences for porn. Yet, I do not flaunt my interests in naked women to people at all to get men to see me as more attractive like I see lots of women doing (i know it’s false advertising and these dumb broads confuse the hell out of men and make them bitter). I actually didn’t really bring it up to my boyfriend until I got to know HIM alot better because I don’t like using sex as power over someone.
March 25th, 2007 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
First time for everything then.
March 25th, 2007 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
I actually believe in you. Except i don’t trust you when you say that you don’t use sex for your own gain. That would be like a man saying he does’nt use his muscles.
March 25th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
THE main reason that women don’t like porn is because they don’t like the competition. They can’t stand the fact that men have easy access to young, beautiful women who are always in the mood for sex. Women don’t like porn because they’re jealous as hell! Oh sure, they moan on about how porn objectifies women and how the actresses are exploited but this is disingenuous BULLSHIT! The REAL reason women hate porn is because they don’t want men to have easy-access to sexual gratification. Like the drug dealer who’s trying to eliminate the competition, the modern woman views porn as a threat to her money-maker, her CUNT!
March 25th, 2007 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
Very right.
March 25th, 2007 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 442b15dae127f
Good point Dean..
Bi women think everyman will like her because she buries her head in a cunt. Most bi women end up miserable dykes later when their looks have faded. We already know women have the same shelf life as milk.
March 25th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 10847b02c6cf9
You can get calcium from supplements and orgasms from prostitutes or porn.
March 25th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1d75f882c43
I actually believe in you. Except i don’t trust you when you say that you don’t use sex for your own gain. That would be like a man saying he does’nt use his muscles.
Please don’t misinterperate my meaning…I didn’t say I don’t use my sexuality for my own gain. I said I don’t enjoy using sex to have power over men like many women do. I think it’s cheap and sleazy. I don’t withold sex so a man will do everything I say. Who wants a weak man like that anyways?
I mean, If I’m extremely tired or very sick and honestly don’t want to have sex, then I don’t.
However, the problem is that any half-way decent looking woman cannot help that they gain from their sexuality. I don’t do it intentionally, but since I am attractive and take care of my looks and don’t dress in potato sacks…inevitable I do gain a little from sex. Men will do things for you just because you have tits and because there is always that possiblity of fucking you on their mind. I’m not sure how much I actually gain from this since I don’t encourage it or lead men on. Sure, a male friend may occaisionally pay for a coffee for me or hold the door open. My boyfriend and I split material gifts and paying for dinner pretty equally, depending on which one of us is making more money at the time.
But I do see women that gain alot from it, tricking men into buying them things left and right. I definately agree with you guys that many women out there mostly hate porn because it disrupts this flow of sexual power for them. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, huh?
March 25th, 2007 at 5:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1d75f882c43
hmmm. I consider myself bi, but I don’t think it will make every man like me. I don’t really ever bring it up, and very few people know that about me unless they ask me extensively. The men I know like me because I’m attractive, easy-going and fun to have around. So unlike women with no personality or questionable looks and poor self-esteem, I don’t need some gimmick to get men to pay attention to me. It is pathetic.
But you are definately right on one point. There are many “bi” women out there that think men should fall all over them because they like to eat pussy, and that is bullshit. 100%. But any man who falls for this trick and winds up whipped by one of these dumb cunts…it really is his own fault.
The only part I don’t agree with you is that you say they all end up as dykes. Many of these women who act “bi”, and make-out in bars or whatever usually don’t even really like other women that much and do it mostly for attention. So if anything happens when their looks dry up, (and they have no class, personality or intelligence to get them through life) and they can longer coerce men into supporting them with money and gifts, they just end up pathetic, used-up and alone.
March 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Great, that sounds more realistic in my ears.
My recent ex got a computer, several sets of clothes, lots of cash, and hundreds of small deeds just because she’s hot. It’s simply fucking ridiculous. I can’t respect the ‘men’ that gave this to her at all, and i told her to stop recieving it.
Hopefully, one day, these sorry human beings will stop obsessing over tits, and get on with their lives. In truth - the only thing you need to do in order to get a womans attention - is to act like she’s a male friend. Nothing more.
March 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 442b15dae127f
And blaming men for their problems like most fem hags. Old, fat, fugly and bitchy.
March 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
The reason feminism has exploded in this country is because prostitution is illegal. Women and their lobby have eliminated the competition. Now, if your wife is acting out of line, there’s nothing you can do about it: you can’t go down to the local brothel for release. So there is no incentive for women to behave appropriately. Strange as it may sound, restore prostitution, and we will restore civil society and the family unit.
March 25th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e
This is a brilliant thing to point out. I note that there may be a way to test this theory;
Prostitution is legal in both Nevada and the Netherlands. I know that the Netherlands is a socialist hell-hole in most other respects and therefore not a good test case (socialism destroys families by the millions). However, it would be extremely enlightening to study how women treat husbands in Nevada and the Netherlands versus other American states or European countries where prostitution is illegal.
March 26th, 2007 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 442b15dae127f
I think it would help keep men froming marrying as soon.
But there will always be many who would dive into the depths of hell with hopes of finding love only to learn that women don’t love anyone but themselves.
March 26th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
In my country, the UK, feminist, left-wing politicians are contriving to push us down the same road as Sweden: Making it legal to be a prostitute but illegal to pay for a one. Yet another attempt by the feminazis to criminalize men whilst portraying prostitutes as poor, innocent victims of the (ill defined) patriarchy. Swedish men face fines and/or imprisonment of up to six months for the ‘crime’ of payment for sexual services. I can’t begin to imagine the potential for abuse of such a law; Prostitutes bribing men in order to keep quiet etc. Not to mention wives and girlfriends claiming that gifts made by their partners were actually payment for sex and thus they need compensation for being ‘prostituted’.
And all this because women - two faced as always - can’t stand the competition.
March 26th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
In truth, legalizing prostitution, does’nt make things a whole lot better. If it did, i would’nt be here.
March 26th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
I don’t understand your comment. Can you elaborate? Is your mother a prostitue? If so, I would like to share something someone once said to me: “Stop trying to find yourself. Just create yourself.”
March 26th, 2007 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
Oops! I screwed up the above quote. I am so sorry. Reset my life’s accumulation of man-points to 0 for that. Please use your man-senses to recognize that in the above comment I was quoting from dalsgaard, not Dakota Smith. Some woman’s soul must have entered my body at the moment I was confronted with the nested quoting technology.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Imbricated quotes implementation is flawed.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
Tell me about it. I just fucked my last post up.
May 7th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5864566b9fcca
There’s this joke that goes like this: “What’s the difference between your wife and your job”? Your job still sucks after five years!! HeHeHe. Love that one. There’s truth to that. Men love porn for many reasons (don’t need no bitch pretending to be a shrink and try to analize it) It touches all our base manstincts just like BBQing meat over an open flame and drawing stick figures on our cave walls. We like it cause we like it, we’re men plain and simple and it’s woven into our fiber. Women always try to overanalize everything, they say that it helps them “understand us better” They don’t give a shit about understanding us, they’re too busy trying to “control” us. Being twice divorced, I see the commonalities in women (they’re cut out of the same cloth). My first ex-wife thought that a two income family was me with two jobs. Prostitution is illeagle, rape is just plain wrong, so what’s a poor schmoe to do if you’re not lucky enough to look like Brad Pitt or be well endowed like Ron Jeremy? Porn provides an outlet to the many guys less fortunate than their better endowed bretheren. You can abstain from sex or turn gay, but is that really the answer? (especially when guys are getting laid all over the place) I don’t think so. Somewhere in this great site I read that porn causes women to give up control because sex is all too available when in the past, if a woman wanted her way, she simply cut off your poon-tang supply. With two failed marriages to my credit, I think I’ve got it all out of my system now. I feel like Mathew Modine in Memphis Bell when he says (after their 25 missions in a B-17) We’ve flown for Uncle Sam, now we’re flying for ourselves”. That’s how I feel now FREE!!! to fuck or not, free to buy myself anything I want or not (and not turn my hard earned paycheck ovet to some greedy bitch). If I want to sleep and not argue all night, I can. If I want to eat ice cream and drink beer in the same meal, I do, and if I want to roll porn, I can whenever I want!! My life is mantastic!!!! -Banzai
May 8th, 2007 at 5:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I love that word! Women are indeed over-anal in everything they do. That is why we hate talking to them.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
Banzai and welcome to the manliest site on the web.
You sound like my ex brother n law.
He has failed twice and used Banzai in online games as a nick.
May 9th, 2007 at 12:29 am - IP Man-Hash: a5b7a2a7cc256
Also, while the typical porno chick exerts some kind of effort to keep herself up so she’ll look good on the camera, the typical real life chick will continue to gorge on Whoppers, Big Macs, and the foot long chili dog (with a a Coke to wash it and the fries down)….then the cow has the nerve to wonder why we’re not interested in sex.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb3c8bcd8d7a5
Amen to that shit. You are sooo fucking right. What baffles me is how they have commercialized the living Hell out of everything from cradle to grave, packaged it, marketed it and slapped a label on it and advertise all their endless parade of crap and shit everyplace 24/7, except the one thing that needs it the most - SEX. Fuck it, women in this country are fucked up in the head most of them, they hand out sex like Marie Antoinette handing out cake or something, like their own precious pussy is golden, and not exactly the same thing as the pussy the other 3 billion women on the planet own one of!! You are so right dude, they oughta just go ahead and legalize this shit, then you can get your rocks off, spend the same as you would on a boring first date that included no sex, and be done with it for a while. And then you can just take your time about meeting Ms right, without the desperation of your cock guiding you around like some kind of blood-engorged Hellfire missile you cant control.
May 27th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: c660785c8a03b
Perfect Point
July 10th, 2007 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 9fc3e396dc030