Ask Dick: Why Do Women Hate Porn?
diamatik has sent me the following question:
Dick, why do women hate porn?
Oh boy do they ever. And what’s worse than a woman who hates porn? A woman who loves porn. That’s a man-bear trap set loose in the conjugal bedroom that you just can’t miss!
“You know what would be exciting? We should watch some porn.”
“Really?”
Guilty! Not if you want to have sex you shouldn’t! Women hate porn because men are better than women.
Porno is the driver of progress and the father of modern entertainment technology. Did you know that? I did because I’m a man and I know everything. Many years ago, when Harvard Brainiacs were busy fucking around with sending data that no one gave half a shit about all around the internet, pornographers were harnessing this brave new world to electrify porno right into your computer monitor at home for several dollars a minute.
That’s called footing the bill for the foundation of a new era. Porno did that.
When VHS tapes cost over 90 dollars to purchase, who funded the expansion of this nascent and ultimately world changing industry? I’ll give you a hint. His name started with P and ended with orno. Porno.
Here’s another hint: men love him.
The modern world is built on porn. In fact, that is one of the first things men have in common with pornography. We’re both owed a debt by women en masse for building this world they trash on a daily basis. Women are owed a thanks for nothing — or a sarcastic thank you at best.
Women hate porn because it reminds them of what they already know and what they try to forget on a daily basis: they’re bad in bed, they’re fucking lazy, and they’re not good enough for you.
Women are bad in bed. Every single porno actress in the world is great in bed. Someone paid her some amount of money and then she hopped in bed without bitching about it. That’s called being great in bed. And it’s not called being a prostitute either because let’s be honest, when was the last time a man got a free lunch? Never. So what? Half of Earth are prostitutes? You can say that. You’d be right. But then there would be no point in having the word “prostitute”. It wouldn’t describe anything that an already existing word doesn’t.
Women.
Porn actresses can also look their partner in the eye while they’re having sex. Women, who are all anti-porn, are too fucking ashamed of themselves and too emotionally stunted to do even that. Men are so emotionally mature we can have sex in front of a mirror. Even if we’re fatter than fuck.
Women are lazy. Even men who aren’t in porn look like they should be in porn. They’re fit as a fiddle with a six pack and they have confidence. Women who aren’t in porn look like they shouldn’t even be in public. Velor pantsuits that are two sizes too small, a fucked up tangled bush of hair atop their heads, regular shoes sans any sort of sequins; none of that is something I want to see when I’m walking around town. And if women did that more often (walked around town), maybe someone would grant them their ultimate fantasy and mistake them for a porn star.
The burden of being a man is that your woman is not good enough for you and she never will be. It’s a bitch, but it’s true. She isn’t good enough for you, your car isn’t good enough for you, your you isn’t good enough for you. You’re a man and you demand perfection — no, you demand better than perfection. You don’t stop until you can look right into the eyes of a porn and say, “Now that is what I’m talking about.” Women can’t do that. When women watch porn, they see the eyes of their mother staring disapprovingly at them and hear her passive aggressively demonstrating how to be a failure. Think about that when your girlfriend pops the question.
“Got any porn?”
Of course I have porn. I’m a man. What kind of retarded question is that?
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March 25th, 2007 at 5:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1d75f882c43
hmmm. I consider myself bi, but I don’t think it will make every man like me. I don’t really ever bring it up, and very few people know that about me unless they ask me extensively. The men I know like me because I’m attractive, easy-going and fun to have around. So unlike women with no personality or questionable looks and poor self-esteem, I don’t need some gimmick to get men to pay attention to me. It is pathetic.
But you are definately right on one point. There are many “bi” women out there that think men should fall all over them because they like to eat pussy, and that is bullshit. 100%. But any man who falls for this trick and winds up whipped by one of these dumb cunts…it really is his own fault.
The only part I don’t agree with you is that you say they all end up as dykes. Many of these women who act “bi”, and make-out in bars or whatever usually don’t even really like other women that much and do it mostly for attention. So if anything happens when their looks dry up, (and they have no class, personality or intelligence to get them through life) and they can longer coerce men into supporting them with money and gifts, they just end up pathetic, used-up and alone.
March 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Great, that sounds more realistic in my ears.
My recent ex got a computer, several sets of clothes, lots of cash, and hundreds of small deeds just because she’s hot. It’s simply fucking ridiculous. I can’t respect the ‘men’ that gave this to her at all, and i told her to stop recieving it.
Hopefully, one day, these sorry human beings will stop obsessing over tits, and get on with their lives. In truth - the only thing you need to do in order to get a womans attention - is to act like she’s a male friend. Nothing more.
March 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 442b15dae127f
And blaming men for their problems like most fem hags. Old, fat, fugly and bitchy.
March 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
The reason feminism has exploded in this country is because prostitution is illegal. Women and their lobby have eliminated the competition. Now, if your wife is acting out of line, there’s nothing you can do about it: you can’t go down to the local brothel for release. So there is no incentive for women to behave appropriately. Strange as it may sound, restore prostitution, and we will restore civil society and the family unit.
March 25th, 2007 at 9:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e
This is a brilliant thing to point out. I note that there may be a way to test this theory;
Prostitution is legal in both Nevada and the Netherlands. I know that the Netherlands is a socialist hell-hole in most other respects and therefore not a good test case (socialism destroys families by the millions). However, it would be extremely enlightening to study how women treat husbands in Nevada and the Netherlands versus other American states or European countries where prostitution is illegal.
March 26th, 2007 at 2:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 442b15dae127f
I think it would help keep men froming marrying as soon.
But there will always be many who would dive into the depths of hell with hopes of finding love only to learn that women don’t love anyone but themselves.
March 26th, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
In my country, the UK, feminist, left-wing politicians are contriving to push us down the same road as Sweden: Making it legal to be a prostitute but illegal to pay for a one. Yet another attempt by the feminazis to criminalize men whilst portraying prostitutes as poor, innocent victims of the (ill defined) patriarchy. Swedish men face fines and/or imprisonment of up to six months for the ‘crime’ of payment for sexual services. I can’t begin to imagine the potential for abuse of such a law; Prostitutes bribing men in order to keep quiet etc. Not to mention wives and girlfriends claiming that gifts made by their partners were actually payment for sex and thus they need compensation for being ‘prostituted’.
And all this because women - two faced as always - can’t stand the competition.
March 26th, 2007 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
In truth, legalizing prostitution, does’nt make things a whole lot better. If it did, i would’nt be here.
March 26th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
I don’t understand your comment. Can you elaborate? Is your mother a prostitue? If so, I would like to share something someone once said to me: “Stop trying to find yourself. Just create yourself.”
March 26th, 2007 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: b970e8787af34
Oops! I screwed up the above quote. I am so sorry. Reset my life’s accumulation of man-points to 0 for that. Please use your man-senses to recognize that in the above comment I was quoting from dalsgaard, not Dakota Smith. Some woman’s soul must have entered my body at the moment I was confronted with the nested quoting technology.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Imbricated quotes implementation is flawed.
March 27th, 2007 at 3:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
Tell me about it. I just fucked my last post up.
May 7th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5864566b9fcca
There’s this joke that goes like this: “What’s the difference between your wife and your job”? Your job still sucks after five years!! HeHeHe. Love that one. There’s truth to that. Men love porn for many reasons (don’t need no bitch pretending to be a shrink and try to analize it) It touches all our base manstincts just like BBQing meat over an open flame and drawing stick figures on our cave walls. We like it cause we like it, we’re men plain and simple and it’s woven into our fiber. Women always try to overanalize everything, they say that it helps them “understand us better” They don’t give a shit about understanding us, they’re too busy trying to “control” us. Being twice divorced, I see the commonalities in women (they’re cut out of the same cloth). My first ex-wife thought that a two income family was me with two jobs. Prostitution is illeagle, rape is just plain wrong, so what’s a poor schmoe to do if you’re not lucky enough to look like Brad Pitt or be well endowed like Ron Jeremy? Porn provides an outlet to the many guys less fortunate than their better endowed bretheren. You can abstain from sex or turn gay, but is that really the answer? (especially when guys are getting laid all over the place) I don’t think so. Somewhere in this great site I read that porn causes women to give up control because sex is all too available when in the past, if a woman wanted her way, she simply cut off your poon-tang supply. With two failed marriages to my credit, I think I’ve got it all out of my system now. I feel like Mathew Modine in Memphis Bell when he says (after their 25 missions in a B-17) We’ve flown for Uncle Sam, now we’re flying for ourselves”. That’s how I feel now FREE!!! to fuck or not, free to buy myself anything I want or not (and not turn my hard earned paycheck ovet to some greedy bitch). If I want to sleep and not argue all night, I can. If I want to eat ice cream and drink beer in the same meal, I do, and if I want to roll porn, I can whenever I want!! My life is mantastic!!!! -Banzai
May 8th, 2007 at 5:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I love that word! Women are indeed over-anal in everything they do. That is why we hate talking to them.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
Banzai and welcome to the manliest site on the web.
You sound like my ex brother n law.
He has failed twice and used Banzai in online games as a nick.
May 9th, 2007 at 12:29 am - IP Man-Hash: a5b7a2a7cc256
Also, while the typical porno chick exerts some kind of effort to keep herself up so she’ll look good on the camera, the typical real life chick will continue to gorge on Whoppers, Big Macs, and the foot long chili dog (with a a Coke to wash it and the fries down)….then the cow has the nerve to wonder why we’re not interested in sex.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: eb3c8bcd8d7a5
Amen to that shit. You are sooo fucking right. What baffles me is how they have commercialized the living Hell out of everything from cradle to grave, packaged it, marketed it and slapped a label on it and advertise all their endless parade of crap and shit everyplace 24/7, except the one thing that needs it the most - SEX. Fuck it, women in this country are fucked up in the head most of them, they hand out sex like Marie Antoinette handing out cake or something, like their own precious pussy is golden, and not exactly the same thing as the pussy the other 3 billion women on the planet own one of!! You are so right dude, they oughta just go ahead and legalize this shit, then you can get your rocks off, spend the same as you would on a boring first date that included no sex, and be done with it for a while. And then you can just take your time about meeting Ms right, without the desperation of your cock guiding you around like some kind of blood-engorged Hellfire missile you cant control.
May 27th, 2007 at 12:45 am - IP Man-Hash: c660785c8a03b
Perfect Point
July 10th, 2007 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 9fc3e396dc030
Great, that sounds more realistic in my ears.
My recent ex got a computer, several sets of clothes, lots of cash, and hundreds of small deeds just because she’s hot. It’s simply fucking ridiculous. I can’t respect the ‘men’ that gave this to her at all, and i told her to stop recieving it.
Hopefully, one day, these sorry human beings will stop obsessing over tits, and get on with their lives. In truth - the only thing you need to do in order to get a womans attention - is to act like she’s a male friend. Nothing more.
Thats retarded you are retarded. Please shut the fuck up.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 206ad98341577
Fuck that bullshit. Great Britain was once GREAT. What the fuck happened? It is now a forgotten and lost power. My country Singapore was once colonized by your country and I had a ton of respect for them. It seems that your country is now losing its manhood by giving in to women all the time. Seriously, the men need to band together. Why can we have No’Ma, a proper men’s organisation or NOM? I am sure Dick can set one up perfectly fine and we can give those feminists bitches a taste of “equality”. Its payback time ….