Doubt said:

Maddy said:

I hate the idea of my man watching porn because it makes you feel like you’re not good enough. My policy is, if he watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all. He has his porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is just immoral.

What is the difference between a manhole and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the manhole.
What is the difference between a manhole and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.
What is the difference between a manhole and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What is the difference between a manhole and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the manhole cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How do you know when a manhole is dead?
It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live manhole in a pile of dead ones?
Jab ‘em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning manhole?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a manhole into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a manhole into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 manholes into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead manhole float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of manhole.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Manhole with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed manhole.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A manhole hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same manhole 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A manhole with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a “hiss”?
A manhole thrown into a furnace.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A manhole on a meat hook.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A manhole with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A manhole in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A manhole with it’s finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same manhole two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A manhole chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A manhole with her hair on fire.
What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?
A manhole in your freezer.
What is red and has more brains than the manhole you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A manhole with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a manhole to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a manhole off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than shoveling dead manholes off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A manhole combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A manhole tied to the back of a truck.
What is red and pink and can’t turn round in a corridor?
A manhole with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can’t fit through a door?
A manhole with a spear in its head.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your manhole’s leg.
What is grosser than a manhole nailed to a tree?
One manhole nailed to ten trees.
Know what’s gross?
Running over a manhole with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.

…wooooooooowwwww hahahhaa wooow thats just all i can say to that, hahaha

Adam said:

Dick, there are MANY sorry excuses for men on the Web, but you, my (not) friend, take the proverbial cake! Have you ever even HAD sex with a woman? You read like a guy who has a SERIOUS relationship with his hand!

You should talk, idiot. If you hadn’t eaten the Kool-Aid apple, we wouldn’t be in this shit.

Ralohcs Denrael said:

The reason feminism has exploded in this country is because prostitution is illegal. Women and their lobby have eliminated the competition. Now, if your wife is acting out of line, there’s nothing you can do about it: you can’t go down to the local brothel for release. So there is no incentive for women to behave appropriately. Strange as it may sound, restore prostitution, and we will restore civil society and the family unit.

this was written march 2007.

hello. hello. can you hear me? this is the future.

today is 13 July 08.

kansas and michigan are for all practicable purposes, in worse shape then during the Great Depression in 1933.

There have been a few arrests made for women attempting to sell themselves for gasoline, (now at about $4.27 per gal regular) and for 2-3 large (family sized) bages of frozen vegetables.

the values of “housing” is in free-fall, and creation of money out of thin air cannot be measured at all.

I forecast a dismal future for radical feminist lesbian bull dykes, along with their manginas.

there it is

FT

I’m out to go riding in the “Fabulous Hamptons” on Long Island, NY USA Inc.

Doubt said:

Maddy said:

I hate the idea of my man watching porn because it makes you feel like you’re not good enough. My policy is, if he watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all. He has his porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is just immoral.

What is the difference between a manhole and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the manhole.
What is the difference between a manhole and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.
What is the difference between a manhole and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What is the difference between a manhole and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the manhole cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How do you know when a manhole is dead?
It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live manhole in a pile of dead ones?
Jab ‘em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning manhole?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a manhole into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a manhole into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 manholes into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead manhole float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of manhole.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Manhole with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed manhole.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A manhole hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same manhole 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A manhole with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a “hiss”?
A manhole thrown into a furnace.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A manhole on a meat hook.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A manhole with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A manhole in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A manhole with it’s finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same manhole two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A manhole chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A manhole with her hair on fire.
What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?
A manhole in your freezer.
What is red and has more brains than the manhole you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A manhole with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a manhole to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a manhole off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than shoveling dead manholes off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A manhole combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A manhole tied to the back of a truck.
What is red and pink and can’t turn round in a corridor?
A manhole with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can’t fit through a door?
A manhole with a spear in its head.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your manhole’s leg.
What is grosser than a manhole nailed to a tree?
One manhole nailed to ten trees.
Know what’s gross?
Running over a manhole with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.

I THINK THIS LONG LABOROUS LIST HAD TO BE COMPLIED BY SOME SORT OF A “WOMYN” CREATURE OR ANOTHER.

that said, here is a shortly worded excuse,…..

Lady, you ain’t one, so just go off and die”.

Good grief, the thoght of some radical feminist lesbian bull dyke took hours to compose and edit that schpiel amuses me beyong compare.

Now to go out to ride the MC.

Maybe I’ll pick up a dumpster slut, and fill her mouth with some jizz.

It’s summer in the Hamptons, and you’d be surprised how many times events such as that DON’T happen.

I’ll try to pick an ugly dumpsterslut hole.

later

FT

Nikki said:

Words fail me on how sad a person you are to build this site. You need serious help.

Liar. You came up with 18 words there.

Maddy said:

I hate the idea of my man watching porn because it makes you feel like you’re not good enough. My policy is, if he watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all. He has his porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is just immoral.

If he puts up with that, then I guess he deserves you.

You’re an idiot said:

I have a vagina and I corrected your spelling!

Good girl. Now go and make me a sandwich.

shylo said:

Wow. you people need to get into therapy and find out why you are so miserable and hateful.

Why? It hasn’t done you any good.

shylo said:

Wow. you people need to get into therapy and find out why you are so miserable and hateful. I was hoping for some real insight here…but obviously I came to the wrong place….

Try reading the dozens of articles and not focusing on peoples comments. There is plenty to learn.

You’re an idiot said:

Here are the words you spelled incorrectly:

analize, overanalize, illeagle, bretheren.

Uh-oh, I have a vagina and I corrected your spelling!
Why don’t you try taking a cock in your ass and see if it makes you any better at life?

Haha, better be careful. Their “big man brain” wont be able to handle that!

Look at you…you used to be stupid and now you’re an idiot.

You do love your anal and gay reference, don’t you?

Deathslayer

analize, overanalize, illeagle, bretheren.

Uh-oh, I have a vagina and I corrected your spelling!
Why don’t you try taking a cock in your ass and see if it makes you any better at life?

Caveman said:

Seriously dude, you are gay! You say women are bad in bed, but the only way you can be sure of this is through comparison, i mean, you can say that a SPECIFIC woman is bad in bed because you can compare her with other women you’ve been with but the only way you can affirm that WOMEN are bad in bed is if you compare them with men, seriously, the only way you can be sure that WOMEN are bad in bed is if you’ve been with men in bed, if you haven’t been with men you wouldn’t say that women suck in bed because that notion wouldn’t exist, for you things just will be the way they are, there wouldn’t be any notion of good or bad. The other thing is that wether a woman is good or bad in bed depends only on you, on how you treat her, if you treat her like a slut you will unleash her real nature and you will have and amazing sexual experience, look, women are so stupid that their persona depends on how you treat her (now, this doesn’t mean that if you treat her like and inteligent being she will be intelligent, i mean, don’t expect miracles) if you treat her like a slut she will be a slut, specially because this is who she really is, is just that women have to mantain an image in society of “good girl who doesn’t enjoy sex” but the truth is that they love sex like the whores they really are.

wow, that’s the biggest load of shit i’ve ever heard. i mean just read it over, and if you dont see how you’re completely wrong then go fucking kill yourself cause the world does not need you

Mr.Lomax said:

After I dump my materialistic, clingy girlfriend about 20 seconds from now I vow to never start that kind of relationship ever again, it’s nothing but trouble.

Maddy said:

I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all.

You’ve made the right choice, Lomax.

Maddy said:

I hate the idea of my man watching porn because it makes you feel like you’re not good enough. My policy is, if he watches porn, then I am not obligated to have sex with him or touch him at all. He has his porno and does not deserve to have real sex. Going beyond that, porn is just immoral.

What is the difference between a manhole and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the manhole.
What is the difference between a manhole and a water melon?
One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.
What is the difference between a manhole and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What is the difference between a manhole and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Why did the manhole cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
How do you know when a manhole is dead?
It doesn’t cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.
How do you find the live manhole in a pile of dead ones?
Jab ‘em all with a pitchfork.
How do you save a drowning manhole?
Harpoon it.
How do you turn a manhole into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
How do you turn a manhole into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw. Meeow.
How do you get 100 manholes into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
How do you make a dead manhole float?
Take your foot off its head.
or:
A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of manhole.
What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Manhole with slashed floaties.
What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed manhole.
What is red and hangs around trees?
A manhole hit by a snow blower.
What is green and hangs around trees?
Same manhole 3 weeks later.
What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A manhole with forks in its eyes.
What is pink and goes black with a “hiss”?
A manhole thrown into a furnace.
What is red and swings back and forth?
A manhole on a meat hook.
What is red and sits in the corner?
A manhole with razor blades.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A manhole in a baggie.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A manhole with it’s finger in a power socket.
What is green and sits in the corner?
Same manhole two weeks later.
What is black and charred?
A manhole chewing on an extension cord.
What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A manhole with her hair on fire.
What is cold, blue and doesn’t move?
A manhole in your freezer.
What is red and has more brains than the manhole you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is white and glows pink?
A manhole with an electrode up its ass.
What is more fun than nailing a manhole to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What is more fun than throwing a manhole off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is more fun than shoveling dead manholes off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A manhole combing it’s hair with a potato peeler.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A manhole tied to the back of a truck.
What is red and pink and can’t turn round in a corridor?
A manhole with a javelin through its throat.
What is little and can’t fit through a door?
A manhole with a spear in its head.
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your manhole’s leg.
What is grosser than a manhole nailed to a tree?
One manhole nailed to ten trees.
Know what’s gross?
Running over a manhole with a truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.