Bachelor Parties vs. Bachelorette Bitchfests
Do you know why wedding dresses are white? So the dishwasher will match the stove.
Back when women at least pretended to have class, a bachelorette party was something you might read about in a crudely published pornographic newsletter: a marauding gang of drunk sluts scavenging small towns for attention after midnight.
Prurient Fiction.
Imagine a bachelorette party in the context of a show like Leave it to Beaver. Are you going out with your fiancee this weekend Wally? No I’m not, Beave. Because she’s going out with 8 of her friends to get drunk as fuck, act like a whore, and cry, fight, and slobber over anything with a cock.
Bachelor parties are the epitome of a healthy human society. Bachelorette parties are the opposite. What a fucking surprise it is that bachelor parties are just like this website: by men, for men only. If any women want in, prepare to bare your tits.
Here’s another joke. Do lesbians have separate bridal showers when they get married?
Answer: Who the fuck cares what lesbians do?
Men Are Better Than Women at Bachelor Parties
The problem with a bunch of women getting together and doing things on their own, is that with no man around to tell them what to do and think, they revert to their default behaviors of greed and bitchiness. Women are as short-sighted as junkyard dogs. The only thing they know how to do is eat and fuck whatever is in front of them. That is never more obvious than at a bachelorette party.
Bachelor parties are efficient, precision strikes of bonding and mantertainment. You can’t puke at a bachelor party without hitting a good time or a good dude, and the reason for that is simple. Men know how to put things together. Men know how to do things.
Women only know how to have things done for them.
That’s why women can be trained to make breakfast or whiskey and sodas for you — or to do your laundry and fold the shirts properly even though their mother taught them to fold shirts a different way. I don’t care how your mom taught you to fold them. They fit in the fucking drawers better this way.
Learn how to forget. That’s the secret to a successful relationship.
Women understand the concept of having things done for them so they can do things for you. Ask a woman to do something, however, like get her car serviced or rent a truck to move her bed and all her shit from one apartment to another when you’re already doing to be doing all the lifting and actual fucking moving, and it’s like asking a Chinese person to play Monopoly with you. He won’t know where to start.
Penis Shit
And what is with all the penis shit at bachelorette parties? Penis straws, penis cakes, penis cards, penis dildos, penis hats, penis wands, penis novelty sunglasses, penis candles, penis shirts, penis napkins, penis plates — I could go on.
Women are so immature when it comes to sex, a bachelorette party is their first desperate chance to enjoy something men have been enjoying for millions of years. The other genders sex organs.
Whether you believe in God or evolution, the only reason women were put on Earth was to have babies. Biologically, it doesn’t matter if Hanna Montana has launched two music careers and trained millions of girls worldwide to act like snotty little cunts — how fucking hard is that? She’ll never be more important than her ovaries. That goes for Hilary Clinton too, but Hilary never actually achieved anything, so she’s a shitty example.
Men have been celebrating women’s sex organs since the day we invented drawing stick boobs on cave walls. Women, however, are awkward delinquents about it.
Jealousy, Envy, and the Inability to Recognize Either One
There has never been a more concise description of female personal relationships.
At a bachelor party, no one is jealous of the groom. Fuck, it’s just the opposite! That’s the whole point of a bachelor party. You take the groom out one last time and try to convince him that he’s making a huge fucking mistake. It’s half wake, half wake-up call.
That was pretty fucking clever.
Bachelorette parties, on the other hand, are like buying an XBox 960 Mark 2 the day it comes out, inviting all your friends over for the night, and then only having bought one controller. What’s everyone supposed to do? Be happy that your obnoxious ass is about to have the time of your life?
If your friends are women, and that XBox 960 is a lawyer with blue eyes, get ready for tears, snot, and backhanded compliments.
If you think life is a cake-walk of freebies for women — and it is — then marriage is ten times that. Marriage is the Sucker Lottery, and when a woman wins it, all of her best friends know it and hate the fuck out of her for doing so.
Bachelorette parties are as many sobbing bitchfests and petty arguments as can be crammed into the maximum number of nights a woman can spend around her best friends — like two. Bachelorette parties are an embarrassing spectacle of the modern “independent” woman and a good reminder of why women shouldn’t bring cameras to a bar, shouldn’t have MySpace accounts, and shouldn’t ever be listened to regarding anything.
Women can’t even have fun properly. What could they possibly know about anything else?
The Smurfs
The Smurfs is one of the greatest cartoons ever made because it taught young people of the 80’s one very important lesson: women are irrelevant. They can’t do shit on their own, they can’t figure shit out on their own, and when left to their own devices, they will get picked up by Gargamel like oblivious retards every fucking time.
Men are just fine on their own. In fact, we’re fucking better off. Just because you have to use a toilet once a day, doesn’t mean you owe it any respect.
Manclusion
Bachelor parties are fun as fuck because they have to be. They end in a funeral. That’s pronounced “fun”-eral, as in the death of all fun for the poor sap who’s getting married off. Bachelor parties are where men get together and do fun and awesome shit because that’s what we enjoy. If it was up to men, fun is what we would have all the time. The world is our bachelor party. If a woman isn’t ready to strip, she doesn’t belong there.
The reason bachelorette parties are such shit is because women are shit.
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Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
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I don’t like your position on gay rights, or your political choice.
SARAH PALIN? WTF?
I’m sorry you’ve never met a classy girl who digs you. If you ever do, you’ll surely delete this article.
Women “can” do anything a MAN can do???
While that may be true…..
the real question is —>> DO they?
The difference between what women “say” they CAN do…
and what they ACTUALLY DO, is as vast as the grand canyon.
Women can’t even fuck off this website properly.
Even though they “can”.
woman must have done something to you for you to only think of them as objects of sex and slaves. Women can do anything a man can and men can do anything a wamen can do including child birth so we are equals sure there are a few stupid females out there but the same goes to men. who sunk the titanic? men did. who created electricity ? men did. so can women now blame men for global warming? 99% of the crime rate is men and 1% is women. 1 in 3 girls in the world have been abused by men and when your abused you generally grow up with a low self esteem resulting in doing things to make you feel wanted and loved including sex and resulting in your ‘whores’ that you claim you sleep with so men can also be blaimed for that. when you talk like you do about women you dont attract girls who want you for you (yes it is possible that a women wants a man for who is is not for what he ownes).
• “woman must have done something to you for you to only think of them as objects of sex and slaves.”
Its not up to a MAN to think of you as anything other than an object (or a sex slave). Its up to YOU. And until you make an effort to be thought of as anything ELSE, men can think of you any way we want.
Women think of men as” objects” who should buy you dinner and take you out for a good time – for no fucking REASON. Even before you MET him. And he should want a “relationship” with you too.
Please.
If a man thinks of you as a sex object until you have shown him you are good for anything ELSE…. that’s YOUR fucking problem. Don’t make it his.
• “Women can do anything a man can and men can do anything a wamen can do including child birth so we are equals”
OK Stop. No really. That tickles.
You’re not equal to men. Because men are not even equal to EACH OTHER.
That’s why some men make $30,000 a year, and some make $300,000.
If we were “equal”, noone would be EXCEPTIONAL. There would be no bronze, silver and gold medal at the olympics. There is a REASON your not equal to men.And the fact that 95% of child support is payed out by MEN because women cant (or wont) support their own children is only ONE of those million fucking reasons.
• Who sunk the Titanic?
WHO FUCKING LET THE WOMEN OFF FIRST, BITCH.
In today’s world of “equality” (which you pretend to have),
we would drown you to save ourselves.
Still think you’re EQUAL?
• Who created electricity ?
The correct question is “who DISCOVERED and HARNESSED electricity?” Manswer: MEN.
• So can women now blame men for global warming?
No. Women can now THANK men for installing electricity in their homes, bathrooms and lives so they can have enough light to change their fucking tampons that men invented, packaged and sold them so that the blood doesn’t run down their legs.
• 99% of the crime rate is men and 1% is women.
That’s only because its still legal in this country for woman to allow herself to get pregnant without a man’s consent. Women have no sense of right or wrong – and ZERO sense of morality.
• 1 in 3 girls in the world have been abused by men
Getting dressed up like a slut / whore with a fake ID and going out, and getting shit-faced until you puke, trying to generate as much horny male attention for yourself, and banging some guy you regretted banging the next day … doesn’t classify as “abuse by men”.
• yes it is possible that a women wants a man for who is is not for what he owns.
OF COURSE its “possible”, but highly fucking unlikely. A man who flips burgers for a living doesn’t have a hope in hell of being wanted for “who he is”, so you can stop pretending.
Is it possible for a woman to shut the fuck up when she doesn’t know what they fuck she is talking about???
Dumb bitches like this are exercise.
If nothing else, they make excellent sperm receptacles.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
(’Getting dressed up like a slut / whore with a fake ID and going out, and getting shit-faced until you puke, trying to generate as much horny male attention for yourself, and banging some guy you regretted banging the next day … doesn’t classify as “abuse by men) – when we say abuse we dont mean just sexual we ment in ALL areas, and not all girls that are abused dress up as sluts, some of them have been abused around their own home you asshole!!! like i said your self esteem goes down and you think thats all your worth because some pig head couldnt learn self control or grow a brain..
(That’s only because its still legal in this country for woman to allow herself to get pregnant without a man’s consent. Women have no sense of right or wrong – and ZERO sense of morality) – AND yes women no the difference between right and wrong, look at you no wonder you dont have a girlfriend look at the way you talk we know the difference between right and you (wrong) if you do have a girlfriend id put any bets shes the biggest bitch and was likely abused herself cuase who would want to be with you.
HELLO you only created tampons cause males cant handle the way of nature and were created most likely cause a women told the man how to do it but men wouldnt allow the woman to take the glory for the invention…
(Women think of men as” objects” who should buy you dinner and take you out for a good time – for no fucking REASON. Even before you MET him. And he should want a “relationship” with you too.) – HOLY JESUS dude most women hate guys paying for things, guys only buy stuff for women so that they feel they ‘owe’ the guy something. and some males buy things so they feel they have power of the female..
WE ARE ALL EQUALS! we were all put on this earth for the same reason, neither of us would survive without the other sex.. we all need eachother, it wouldnt work if there was only males running the world, thats why females were put here, to help keep everything in order..
a man who flips burgeres will ONLY get a women who loves him for himself and not his job. HELLO we do no what we are talking about, males are just to ignorant to listen to what we have to say! AND WE DO NOT JUST WANT MALES MONEY. when you pay child support because the women doesnt work thats because your off fucking the corner crack whore (paying for your sex) whiles shes raising your child and bringing it up a worthy adult.. yeahh we do give birth to your children because you feel its better without a condom and assure us you will pull out but your enjoying yourself to much to bother thus knocking us up. but we are the ones who have to raise it and take responsibility for it.
WE ARE ALL EQUAL MEN ARE NOT BETTER THAN WOMEN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all have our equal share of the stupid sex..
{{WE ARE ALL EQUAL MEN ARE NOT BETTER THAN WOMEN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all have our equal share of the stupid sex..}}
WE ARE NOT EQUALS…………….STUPID FUCKING BITCH
FOR THE SIMPLE REASON, GOD DOES NOT CREATE
EVERYBODY EQUAL. IF EVERYBODY IS CREATED EQUAL,
THEN DARWIN’S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THEORY
WON’T APPLY.
THAT’S HOW NATURE PLAYS OUT. EVEN IN ANIMAL KINGDOM, THE STRONGEST & FITTEST ARE MEANT
TO SURVIVE WHILE THE WEAKEST DIES OUT.
AND REMEMBER MAN IS PART OF NATURE. THE SAME
RULES OF COMPETITION APPLY HERE.
WHAT WIMMIN WANT IS NOT EQUALITY BUT LEGALLY ENACTED PRIVILEGES BY STATE & FEDERAL GOVT TO
COME UP TO A MAN’S LEVEL,IF POSSIBLE UPSTAGE OR
SUPERSEDE HIM WITH THE HELP & CONNIVANCE OF
RULING GOVERNMENT.
THE FACT REMAINS THAT WHATEVER WIMMIN HAS ACHIEVED TILL NOW HAS BEEN THROUGH MASSIVE
GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION & PRO WIMMIN LEGISLATION & PRO WIMMIN LAWS ENFORCED THROUGH OUT THE NATION RATHER…………..THROUGH FAIR COMPETITION.
SO SNAP OUT OF IT COMMUNIST FEMINIST BITCH
& NEVER NEVER NEVER AGAIN YAKK ABOUT EQUALITY
LIKE SOME HOLY SHIT.
u suck a dick thats why u hate chicks, u cant get any hahahaha
What the fuck????
You don’t have to LIKE a girl to fuck her.
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO KNOW HER NAME.
The entire whore / porn industries have proven that since the beginning of time.
You don’t have to worship women and adore them to fuck them… in fact , you get laid more often when you DON’T.
I guess you need a little more experience with women , there “joey”.
Don’t worry you’ll figure it out.
Now for your penance, I hereby sentence you to run (don’t walk) over to u-toob and listen to 101 man hours of Tom Leykis.
I am shutting this site down.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
samantha: nice try, very long and actually quite intelligent sounding argument but at the end of the day it’s just another spin on the old shame attempt. To your bf, hope you keep kissing her backside mate, because if you don’t kiss goodbye to your wealth.
Why aren’t women allowed on the website if your not threatened by us?
Actually, the ban is a very good way of proving another point we’re trying to make. Unlike females of today who love the females only this, females only that, you will in no way accept anything men only. Equality, really?
BROTHERS DUMP YOUR WIVES DUMP YOUR GIRFRIENDS THEY ARE ALL CUNTS, HOOKERS, BITCHES, WHORES, LIARS, CHEATERS, SCUM, DIRTBAGS, GOOD FOR NOTHING PATHETIC!
Im trying to make this guys see the necesity of a group and they can not even do that.
OK I am a woman but I think MARRIAGE IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.
How the fuck can someone honestly believe another person is going to love them forever? even when they get fat, strecthed skin and saggy boobs? it is not logical. People change, and people who you once knew morph into creatures you never knew existed.
AND how can marriage last if it is all a lie? The white wedding dress used to symbolise purity and virginity…NOT anymore. Do you really think that the woman wearing that dress is a virgin? pfft as if the man would have stayed with her for that long if she hadn’t have been on the end of his dick. THAT white wedding dress needs to be drenched with a cup of viscous blood staining the crotch.
I am sorry to all the ladies out there, I am a woman…but marriage is a whole heap of bullshit. A fairy tale…a delusion…grow up girls and realise that there is no prince charming and babies are not delivered by the stalk. Marriage ends in divorce because men can’t keep thier dicks in thier pants and women act like whores. That is the reality and I hope I burst every females bubble. Because some people need to get the fuck over this delusion and move on.
Aylah are you gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is?
Watcher are you going to watch whilst I fuck your mothers hairy arse hole with my big fat didlo? why yes yes you are
Watcher, aren’t they just wonderful creatures these days, this one I’d very nearly concider smacking in the mouth myself.
Marriage is just another way in which a woman hopes to waste as much money as she can. They should more accurately call it self absorbed cunts day. Trust me on this fellas, the arse kissing she wants on this day doesn’t stop afterwards, she’ll take more and more of your manhood daily, untill one day you’ll likely wake up and wonder where the fuck you went, along with all the money you’ve earned over the years and spent so little of yourself.
If men knew what awaited them once the’d married, especially after his ‘beloved’ had children, he’d have his stag night, then run for the hills.
I don’t see the point in either type of party. Technically you are not single for one last night. It makes no sense.
Considering the legal institution of marriage, technically you are. Maybe some just don’t see the point of having fun.
They don’t marry…this entire website is an attempt to divide the sexes and eliminate the family unit.
Hopefully, they decide not to marry and never to procreate.
Wait, you advertise yourself as a lesbian on this site… What the fuck would you know about procreation, and family units?
The separation of the sexes started with the bitch movement, just because politicians receive bribes to allow bitches to speak doesn’t make it right.
no man, i got a little dick,
but you can still suck on it dude
then lick my hairy fucking ass
you know your a goddam fag, ash
take it like a man
UP THE ASS
i think youre mistaking me for another sarah…this is the first post i ever made here
@Sarah
You’re gay? You’re a lesbo? Why would you even speak of the family unit, marriage, and procreation. When your true sexual preference automatically prevents you from achieving such things. I don’t follow. Oh and I’m glad to see my biggest fan on here posing as me. Keep making me famous, baby. Keep making me famous.
No, i’m not gay. I love men :) plus im getting married to the best man i’ve ever met!
does this clear it up?
‘No, i’m not gay. I love men :) plus im getting married to the best man i’ve ever met!’
Hope your man realises what you’re going to turn into once you’ve had a child/children.
Sarah:: Already procreated. If you want to see what destroys the family unit, check out feminism. Female greed and selfishness has put women above their own childrens needs in their own minds these days. This could be strongly debated, if the feminist could actually hear and think about views outside of their own doctrine but of course you might just as well speak to a wall. Today, the way society (western/americanized) is biased for women, men have literally no voice, no rights, the only option a man truelly has these days is to protect his wealth, current or projected.
Whoever wrote this is reaallllyyy sad about how women are way smarter and a lot more mature and how they are the ones who need to give guidance to guysss…
a penis cake?
talk about maturity!
Just wondering….
Are any of you guys (the ones that actually believe in this stuff)
actually married?
what are your wives like lol… or did you put chips in their brains?
Nobody who follows what dick says would ever let themselves get married. Speaking for myself I would rather stick my penis into a blender and sell my soul to satan then let some woman slowly suck out my soul money and youth. My brothers would probably agree.
anon:: Trouble is bud, men rarely listen to good advice when they’re young, I didn’t. All I’d say now is if you feel the need to marry, protect your money. Hopefully by the end of your first marriage, which will result mainly because you stopped kissing her backside daily, you’ll have enough experience of it to not do it again.
Gezz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRhPPKTZmJE&NR=1
This is a joke right? The sexism on here actually makes me feel kind of sick… everyone is equal allright
Do you need to be “steve815″ or anything else to be equal??? think about it.
PS Do you know what thinking is??? Try to think about it.
You confuse being treated as an equal than actually being equal.
#1 They try to talk about sex immediatly. As soon as you meet them via in person or online right away they start asking you sexual questions and ask what you like to do in bed. I feel like I need to start charging 1.99 a minute. Sex with you has gone from a distantly remote possibility to no chance absolutely zilch when this happens! I get your a guy and want to have sex as soon as possible. You don’t need to spell it out for me.
#2 They flatter insincerly. Somehow they they think telling you how awesome you are when they don’t know anything about you will increase there chances of getting laid. Also they will tell you they’re crazy about you/love you and anything else they imagine some poor nieve girl would love to hear.
#3 They use their lame excuses to cheat. They site primal instincts as a reason for cheating and being a douche bag. They claim to have a mysterious and suspect drive to procreate the population of earths women with their seed. We used to be barbarians and live in caves. We also killed each other, men raped women, we wiped our shit with our hands, ect,. We have all evolved past this but men say it is still an instinct to lie and cheat.
#4 They don’t understand emotions. Men think emotions are weak and stupid. I think they’re just to stupid to understand them. It is fact that emotions are a higher brain function that evolved above our primal ape brain. Men say things are “stupid” they are to slow to understand. They’d much rather spend their life having meaningless sex and farting.
#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t. Men can actually sometimes believe the outlandish bullshit promises they make, or mean they care about you, at the time they’re saying it. The next day, or next week they won’t even remember what they said to you if you bring it up.
#6 They’re followers of other men. They’ll spend their whole lives with a woman who takes care of them and who admirably deals with their selfish ways. But the minute another man grunts at them and says they’re being a pussy, they’ll turn on you and be an asshole to impress their guy buddy who still owes them that 200 dollars and slept with their high school girlfriend.
#7 They don’t appreciate anything. Save your mans life and be the slave of his dreams and they still won’t appreciate it or thank you. They’ll dump you for the next thing that walks by in a second if they’re not already cheating on you.
#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money. Every man I’ve ever met is a woman using whore and only 1 woman I’ve ever met was a gold digger.
#9 They cheat. Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves. You could be the greatest wife/girlfriend in the universe, the and the most beautiful person who ever lived and it wouldn’t matter. They’d still do it.
#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.
#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either. They could care less about your bad day at work, a guy who is harrasing you, your mother dying. They just want to defecate in the toilet and watch the game.
#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you. They will use any dirty tactic to keep you under their thumb and keep themselves from feeling like the inferior sex that they are.
#12 When they say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag. Men are like deviant Catholics. They’ll tearfully tell you they’re sorry and then do the same thing an hour later.
#13 They enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.
#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave. You can try and talk about and explain why they’re an asshole and need to stop in so many ways before you’ve finally had it. Suddenly when your out front with suitcases waiting for a cab they get out of their lazy apathetic stoop and try to get you to talk to them and convince you they actually care when they haven’t cared for months. When you go back, they will become the same old useless loser again. Usually within a few hours.
#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish. I’ve said this before. They can remember play dates of their favorite teams from the present back to ‘69 but won’t remember your birthday when you’ve been married 20 years. Men do not care about you!
#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space. This is why they’re always flirting to get attention, acting dominant, comparing themselves to other men and constantly seeking attention from strangers.
#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls. They sexualize children in the media and love taking advantage and preying on young girls who haven’t figured out what they’re all about.
#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.
#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.
#20 They don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so. They’re always sneaking and checking things out behind your back and accusing you of things they’re already doing.
#21 They won’t commit. Men are always looking for someone who doesn’t want them as much as their loving partner so they can prove how manly they are and lay them. Don’t be deceived by his excuses. Your man won’t commit because he’s just keeping you around while he’s on the lookout for something better. He will soon leave this new girl for someone better and so on. Men just want to sleep with different women to stroke their child-like egos. Men won’t commit because it means you’ll be able to get more justifiably angry at them when they cheat and leave you.
#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.
#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs. They’re exactly the same and often worse than the honest pigs. When they pull this tactic run!
#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house? They’ll never get around to it. Keep waiting ladies.
#25 They take our jobs and make more money. Men have a history of repressing women since women are better than them in every way and their fear us. Men stick together and pay each other more and promote within their own group.
#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media. Women are told it is cool to act and dress like sluts. Men love to have sex with a variety of women because they’re selfish and love to watch non-stop TV which supports this fantasy.
#27 They’re unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle. It is fascinating to women how so many of mens characteristics are so ape-like. Lack of higher emotions, warmongering, rapers, low intellect, driven by base needs. Women are more like humans and men are like apes.
#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food. They haven’t yet realized the supermarket is a reality and the hunting days are over. Maybe in 1000 years they will catch up to where we are now.
#30 They only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is. You could be mother Theresa inside and they wouldn’t care if you looked below average. It is all 100 percent on the outside with men. Their goal is to get a trophy to show off to other vulgar males. They’re constantly berading you about your looks since this is all that matters to their dense, shallow minds.
#31 They’re heartless. Hitler, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impailer. The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men. No one can be a cold, heartless, or robotic as a man. It’s especially shocking to women who are capable of kindness and empathy.
#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.
Brilliant, right on the money..
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Wow…you are one truly twisted, arrogant and stupid BITCH! While, as a man, I do not agree entirely with the dude who runs this website, I have to say you are the absolute antithesis of him. You could be the prototype female that all men should avoid at all costs.
The observations you make on all men display the apparent fact that you have made poor choices in selecting men to be with. Not all men are as you describe them.
#1. Yeah, men do tend to “cut to the chase” way too prematurely, so I agree that men are too quick to pursue a woman sexually. But I think that’s because most men probably understand that you want the same thing they do (SEX!), and they just would like to cut through all the bullshit to achieve that goal. Men tend to be the same in all other subjects…they just want to get to the heart of the matter, whatever it is they are discussing. They don’t like beating around the bush…just get to the point already. But, yeah…many men could use a little restraint and tact when it comes to sexual matters. That would be much more gentlemanly.
#2. I don’t think men flatter insincerely. Not most of us anyway. When I tell a woman she is pretty, it’s because she is pretty. There is no expectation that she will drop her panties for me right away because I complimented her. Oh, there is ALWAYS the hope…but not the expectation.
#3 Some men use lame excuses to cheat. That’s true. Some men don’t. Some men don’t cheat at all. Some men cheat and are just honest about it. All men are not alike in this respect. Personally, I don’t lie to a woman in an effort to cheat; but I have lied to a woman to keep from hurting her AFTER I have cheated. I think that’s fairly common; we do have “a little bit” of a conscience.
#4 Men understand emotions. We just don’t particularly find any inherent value in displaying them. What? Is crying supposed to make us feel better? How does that fix anything? It’s a stupid waste of time.
#5 Men CAN mean something one day and then not the next. And that makes us different from women how???
#6 I really don’t buy into the idea that men are followers of other men, as you described it. Men do tend to follow other men THEY RESPECT…but the minute that any of those other guys betray that respect, you can bet they are no longer buds. Men could care less what other men think if they don’t respect them in the first place. And regardless of any of that, a real man WILL NOT put his buddies over his mate and/or family (unless, of course that mate has issued some sort of unreasonable ultimatum…but that’s a whole different issue).
#7 Men DO appreciate good women. BE that woman of our dreams and we will love you forever. If you are worried about your man cheating on you, perhaps you should consider being open to the idea of threesomes…and take away any need for him to cheat. Sheesh! Do we have to think of EVERYTHING???
#8 You have only met ONE woman who was a golddigger? Girl, you have GOT to get out more. How many women soak men in the unfair alimony/child support cases all across this great land? How many of those female divorcees WON’T REMARRY because THEY WILL LOSE THAT ALIMONY? Shit, you need to wake up!
#9 Men cheat because they are selfish. Men cheat because they are lonely. Men cheat because they are horny. Men cheat…hmmm…wait a minute. Who are they cheating with? WOMEN! I guess women share some responsibility in this area too. What do you think?
#10 (the first one) Only assholes treat women like crap. That’s all I have to say about that.
#10 (the second one) Men do listen…but they just don’t need all the boring DETAILS! Just give ‘em the meat and potatoes. Get to the point…and then hush so they can get back to watching the game. LOL
#11 I don’t personally know any men who feel the need to “lord over you,” as you say, but I am sure they are out there. I DO know women who want to keep their men under their thumbs, and I suspect that this particular quirk comes from a very strong feeling of insecurity.
#12 When men apologize, and I admit it is rare, it is because we really do feel bad for something we have done to hurt you. Sure, we don’t want to lose our nookie bag, but hey, that’s secondary. If you get an apology out of a man, you should cherish it because apologizing is hard for a man to do (like admitting he’s wrong about something)…and if he does it, it’s because he means it.
#13 Men don’t enjoy bodily functions any more than women do, but they can appreciate toilet humour. Hell, I hate to be around anyone who’s got a profound problem with flatulence, but damn it, I can sure make fun of that person when I am there.
#14 Men care about relationships. And they don’t mind talking over the problems. ONCE IN A WHILE. But, damn it, if you are gonna bring up relationship issues, you better be prepared for your man to look for and implement SOLUTIONS to those problems. Once implemented, then the whining, bitching, moaning and nagging should STOP. Otherwise, your man probably won’t mind you leaving!!!
#15 Men can remember important moments. Like the day he lost his virginity or his first threesome. But what makes you birthdate so damn special?
#16 Yeah, men’s egos ARE huge. Just like our penises! But what would you rather have? Some pusillanimous milquetoast? Good luck fucking the gay guy!
#17 I really resent the idea that all men are pedophiles. That’s just wacky. While we DO enjoy younger, pretty women…we are at least patient enough to wait until they are of legal age. After that…all chicks are fair game! Woo hoo!!
#18 I have known men who pronounce judgement on whores and sluts. I find this distressing, because sluts and whores are God’s creation, too. I love all women. Except maybe the butch-looking dykes. And, yeah, it would be nice to marry a wholesome virgin…but really and truly…where are we gonna find that?
#19 Men do NOT want you to be their slave (except in the bedroom). They just want you to pull your share of the load. After a hard day of stacking BB’s at the office, a man would like to come home to a clean house and nice meal. What exactly is wrong with that? Don’t you love your man enough to take care of him? He’s taking care of you!
#20 Men will trust you until you give them a reason not to. And judging solely on your post on this website, I suspect you would give a man plenty of reasons not to trust you. Good luck with that.
#21 Men WILL commit. To the RIGHT women. They just WON’T commit to psychos, golddiggers, bitches and naggers, etc.
#22 Unfortunately men DO have the ability to deceive, I will agree with you there. But as I asked in a previous comment, that makes men different from women how? The world would be a much better place if we could all just be honest with one another.
#23 What’s this “different syndrome” bullshit? All men are NOT alike. Some will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. You should find one who will make you laugh MORE than cry…and hang on to him.
#24 I don’t know any self-respecting man who won’t make the effort to fix things around the house. Once he has made an investment, he wants it to maintain the highest possible VALUE, therefore he must keep it up. You’re just wrong on this one.
#25 Men don’t want your jobs. Be waitresses. Be stewardesses. We DON’T WANT those jobs. And if you are fortunate enough to TAKE A MAN’S JOB, then you should damn well be ready to perform on the same level as a man if you want “equal” pay.
#26 Over-sexualization of everything in the media is a problem. Especially for me…I don’t have cable!
#27 This might be your most ignorant statement. You really think men are more neanderthal than women? Are you forgetting it was a WOMAN who strapped her kids into a car and then drove it into a lake to let them drown? Are you forgetting it was a WOMAN who gave birth to a child at her prom and LEFT it in the bathroom to go back to the dance floor? Are you forgetting the growing number of WOMEN teachers who are having sex with 13 year old students? Oh, yeah…women are MUCH more evolved than men. Give me a freaking break.
#28 You seem to be confusing reality and fiction. Men like MOVIES with blood, gore and violence, but we much prefer avoiding that sort of stuff in real life. War sucks. And rape is NEVER right. And what is your problem with hunting? Can’t a guy go shoot a deer? He’ll take the carcass down to the butcher and have it processed and stock your freezer…so YOU CAN COOK FOR HIM. Nothing wrong with that.
#29 Ooops there IS no #29…maybe that makes up for there being TWO tens earlier. Hahahahahahaha!
#30. Men care about much more than your appearance, although that is key. You should be someone he can proud to be seen with. No man wants to be seen in public with an old, fat, ugly heifer. Nor should you wish to be perceived as such. Take some pride in yourself. Pretty yourself up and enjoy it!
#31 Some men are heartless. Some bitches are heartless. I refer you to #27 above. And there are more. Learn how to use google and you can find all sorts of crueal, heartless bitches in this world. My only point here is that men certainly don’t have the market cornered in brutality, as you seem to suggest. Conversely, I suspect that if you were to learn how to use that search engine tool, you might find countless examples of men with very big hearts who are kind and empathetic beyond your wildest expectations.
#32 What exactly is your problem with dogs? I certainly take issue with your assertion that men envision their dream woman as one who is like their dog. We are’t into beastiality. We don’t want to fuck our dogs. And I damn sure wouldn’t eat anything a dog prepared for me. Nor would I kiss a dog on the mouth. Dogs are dogs…they make nice pets. Women are people. They make nice MATES. Huge difference. Oh, I get your analogy, but I don’t think men want a woman who will be subserviant, dumb and happy, etc. We want women we can love, hold, appreciate, laugh with and grow old with. We want women we can respect and desire, who aren’t always looking to pick a fight and who can understand that we shouldn’t always take ourselves so seriously. We want women who have grown out of that base, primal instinct known as JEALOUSY. We want a partner, a lover and a friend. And enjoying all three of them in bed at the same time sounds like fun to me!
haha good job not only did you put 10 twice, but most of your “problems” are repeated several times. Like “omg he’s liek sooo dishonest :( ” I heard that one over and over.
Also, men are not barbaric retards. Look up “He invented” and look up “She invented” on Google. The only useful woman was Marie Curie and five bucks says her man-whipped husband gave her the credit for his findings in a desperate attempt to get some lovin’.
The only useful woman was Marie Curie and five bucks says her man-whipped husband gave her the credit for his findings in a desperate attempt to get some lovin’.
Or to get her to stfu for 5 minutes, no doubt he failed too.
You feel like charging someone for your time? That’s a whore.
Just because men don’t have telepathy or care about your emotions doesn’t mean we don’t understand. We understand, and usually conclude the emotional aspect to be irrelevant, and therefore don’t make decisions on irrelevancies.
Mensuck: You NAILED it to a TEEEEEEE !! Thank you girl !
BRAVO ! That is EXACTLY the way men are and the way they THINK.
use and samantha, does your retardation ever end? The only threat any woman could pose a man is her state backed right to his wealth if she manages to tie him to a marriage certificate, other than that no threat what so ever.
This is soo true everything you said is EXACTLY right.
Wow, the guys on this site are REALLY threatened by women. Kind of sad really.
What’s REALLY sad is that we’re NOT threatened by women, and in fact, no male ever has been. It is convenient to brush aside your own shortcomings and the collective shortcomings of your entire gender with a “well, they just can’t handle a A REAL WOMAN” though,isn’t it?
The fact that you replied to my comment proves that you are, in fact, threatened by women. Actually this entire website proves it. Why aren’t women allowed on the website if your not threatened by us? Your scared we’ll figure out your pathetic schemes to try to make us subservient and then you’ll be screwed. While REAL men are out with women and enjoying their company, your all hiding behind this website because your scared of actually facing women. Like I said – SAD!
Whatever helps you sleep at night,sugarcrotch.
SHE: “the fact that you will look me in the eye and challenge me proves that you are threatened by women”.
…. and then the stupid cunt says “you’re afraid to face a woman”.
The dumbcunt comment of the month.
It’s impossible to feel threatened by anything as stupid as most women. Annoyed, certainly. Threatened? Hahahahaha.
I believe trashing women over the internet is not “facing” them. Oh, and your wimpy defense mechanism of calling every woman who comments on here a stupid cunt is getting pretty old, and yet again proves how threatened you are by us if that’s all you can think up time and time again. Your threatened by the fact that if we have independance and a mind of our own we’ll realize we’re too good for you, leave, and you’ll be stuck using your hand, not that your not used to that I’m sure. Truth is, any guy who is secure enough with himself and what he has to offer is not gonna have to tell a woman what she’s supposed to think and do. A secure man isn’t afraid to treat a woman like a human being. But by all means, you continue giving the male gender a bad name if that’s what makes you happy. I could care less…in fact it’s pretty amusing.
and bla blah blah and bbb
and after 50 years of emancipation that’s all a whimmin is capable of…
and a pool of cocks is shrinking by the minute becasue of that…
Samantha if you keep doing it, there will be no cock for you in the end.
It figures none of you would actually have an intelligent answer. I guess it might be too much for those simple minds of yours to handle. And by the way i have no doubt that every guy on here has a shrunken cock. But don’t you worry about me, my boyfriend’s cock is awesome and I can have his, or anyone else’s i deem worthy, anytime I want. Later.
“It figures none of you would actually have an intelligent answer.”
I gave you an answer, you just refused to accept it.
“Your threatened by the fact that if we have independance and a mind of our own we’ll realize we’re too good for you, leave, and you’ll be stuck using your hand, not that your not used to that I’m sure.”
No, that’s what you want to think. You’re not “too good” for ANYBODY simply because you have a cunt. See, what you don’t realize is that there will always be a cunt around the corner when you do leave,so it makes no difference, and when you do bring your diseased cunt back from your whoring escapades your seat will already be filled.
Actually, I’d love for you to leave.No one invited you here in the first place.
I’d love to leave and I will because this site is so stupid and mind-numbingly boring that it isn’t worth any more of my time (except for the fact that it’s hilarious).
Before I do leave though, I’d like to point out that if you could get another “cunt” anytime a woman leaves you then why do you feel the need to try to brainwash women into staying with you and being obediant to you? If you could get as much “cunt” as you say you can, why bother with all that? It screams desperation to me. For as much as you all say that women are worthless and replaceable, you’re sure desperate to hold onto them. If you could get any “cunt” any time you wanted to you wouldn’t be on this site, learning ways to make women as stupid as you are so that they can’t figure out your retarded and leave you for a man that actually keeps them satisfied.
It’s so obvious that the reason you guys seem to hate women so much is because you got screwed over by one, and instead of moving on and accepting it, you choose to blame the entire gender like a child. Reading the stuff on this site is like reading the journal of a geeky teenage boy who got rejected once and is whining cuz he can’t get any. Men screw people over too you know. Neither gender is perfect.
You think I “want to think” that women are too good for you? I know that as a fact, and any response that any of you gives only reinforces it, so don’t bother trying.
And last but not least, if you think that all of what I stated here is crap simply because it’s the opinion of a woman, I’ve showed this site to my male friends and they agree with me that your all pathetic excuses for men, and every single one of us laughed our asses off.
So thanks for providing me and my friends with some entertainment. It was greatly appreciated :)
“I’d love to leave and I will…”
Good, get the fuck out. We don’t want you here.
“Before I do leave though, I’d like to point out that if you could get another “cunt” anytime a woman leaves you then why do you feel the need to try to brainwash women into staying with you and being obediant to you?”
Where the fuck did you get that idea? I have trouble getting rid of women. None of you want to get the fuck out when you’re told. Instead, you insist on going and staying where you’re not wanted.
“For as much as you all say that women are worthless and replaceable, you’re sure desperate to hold onto them.”
Again, I don’t know where you’re getting that from. Maybe your mangina pussy-beggar friends are desperate to hold on to women. Personally, I’d rather scoop my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon than listen to some woman prattle on all day about celebrity gossip,unicorns, and other people’s relationships. It makes me want to vomit.
If I don’t need sex, I refrain from dealing with women whenever possible.
“If you could get any “cunt” any time you wanted to you wouldn’t be on this site, learning ways to make women as stupid as you are so that they can’t figure out your retarded and leave you for a man that actually keeps them satisfied.”
This site doesn’t need to teach anybody how to make women stupid, they do that on their own just fine.
I get pussy any time I want,and because it is so easy, I have lots of free time to spend doing any number of leisurely activities, including browsing this site. Your cunt is not “priceless”, it is worthless. There are millions of them, and they all get wet and smell like fish. The more conditions you set and the higher the price for access to YOUR pussy, the less any man is likely to want it. Period. You have priced yourself right out of the market.
Furthermore, your charge that I “can’t get laid” does not invalidate 5000 years of recorded history in which men have consistently trumped women,hands down.
“So thanks for providing me and my friends with some entertainment. It was greatly appreciated :)”
You’re welcome. I invite you and your friends to have a laugh at my expense today, and tomorrow, when you’re old and ugly and your friends are broke from paying alimony and child support to gold diggers, I’ll have a laugh at yours.
“…because this site is so stupid and mind-numbingly boring that it isn’t worth any more of my time (except for the fact that it’s hilarious).”
Female cognitive dissonance at work,people.
Wait a minute! Unicorns are a no-go subject with men?? Why didn’t I know that?! This could explain why I get beer bottles thrown at me when I bring them up.
Does this mean that kittens and cotton balls are also off-limits? What about the amount of calories in a fruit smoothie?
Tits or GTFO,bitch.
Bachelor and Bachelorette parties are both indicative that neither bride nor groom is ready for marriage in my humble opinion. If your last night of “fun” ends prior to marriage then marriage probably isnt for you; whether you’re male or female. I agree with one point made by the guy that dislikes women and that is that women do hav ea different attitude at those things. Most women envy the bride to be and the penis theme is lame in a juvenile kind of way. Men on the other hand to feel bad for the groom more oft than not and I dont care what anyone says I believe most grooms to screw at least one stripper/”slut” (whatever you wanna call her) at those things. Bottom line MOST people should not get married. MOST men spend most their lives prior to 50-60 feeling like they are restrained by the expectations of marriage and most women spend most their lives prior to 50-60 feeling like they’ve lost themselves and are taken for granted etc once married. My opinion is that MOST people are F—-ed up and miss the boat when it comes to the meaning of life. People are the problem and how they interact with one another based on gender or any other classification you may have is just a reflection of this truth. Call me cynical; but that’s my uninvited take on all the bullshit of this world nowadays.
You made some good points Brooke! I think it’s pointless investing so much energy & passion in hating an entire gender. What benefit to anyone is there in that? We both, male & female have our shortcomings, but I think we should really be putting the effort into making ourselves the best we can be, and then maybe people wouldn’t be so mucked up.
Very true