Fool Me Once, Shame on Me

Men are better than women at procuring loans. Bank loans, personal loans, whatever you want. Think of this situation.

A man approaches either you or a bank and asks for 10,000 dollars or pounds sterling to start a computer repair store or a restaurant.

“Sounds interesting.” You might say. “Tell me more.”

You’ll probably get an interesting answer. Now picture this scenario. A woman approaches you and says you should give her the same amount to start a bead store or a stationary store or some fucking online shit that sells crappy, hand-made jewelry to shut-ins with seven cats. Whatever it is I have a pretty good idea of what either you as a man or you as a bank as a bank would say:

“Fuck you, bitch. That’s the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.”

That’s because from their purple micro mini skirts to their puce stiletto heels women are a grab bag of mixed signals and lies. Are they a hooker? Are they blind? Is this woman some kind of chiratic vampire that feeds on clashes of colors? Whatever the truth behind the bullshit is, it will take some digging to find. It’ll take some digging to find your money too if you errantly decide to throw it into the sink hole that is a woman’s business sense.

Last time I checked banks are in the business of making money. And the last time I checked was very recently. As a man, I’m very interested in money. Money is how you keep score in life, so as a man I think about it more than I think about sex. All men do, but you’ll never read that in Cosmo. Women would hate to see their sole purpose linked with their greatest aphrodisiac and the last time I checked Cosmo was in the business of selling magazines. What else you won’t read about in Cosmo is how many Man Points you’re loosing by reading it — a shitload.

52% of men applying for a commercial bank loan receive it.
39% of women get theirs.

-National Foundation for Women Business Owners

That’s not gender discrimination. There is no such thing as gender discrimination at a bank and there has never been. The whole shit is a myth. Banks are like a hundred men crammed into a hot-box of money think. A boiler room of man brains forced to ponder on money with such extreme prejudice and deliverance that by 8:00AM the only gender they give any kind of a shit about is Green. Money. Women don’t get loans as often as men do because banks look at their proposals and say to themselves, ‘Gee, I bet giving this crazy ass Art History major five grand to tour Europe with a backpack and Birkenstocks would be a stupid fucking idea. Why the fuck does the word boyfriend show up on this chick’s loan application six times?’

Denied. Try asking the Bank of Daddy, sweetheart. He’s always open for business.

Women are less trustworthy than you can throw them. Bullshit, Dick, you say? No shit at all. If you don’t believe me measure how far you can throw a 300 pound woman. Then see how far you can walk away after trusting her with a two pound Cinnabun.

The defense rests. By the way if you do that, make sure you know the Heimlich maneuver.

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Comment by Kovacs
2008-07-27 20:25:35 - IP Man-Hash: b5ddaf3bbdbcb

You’re right Dick. I used to work on the executive floor of a bank. If someone walked in with a sound business plan that would make the bank money, they’re not going to be turned down based on gender. The number one goal of banks is ROI. It’s probably one of the most gender-neutral businesses there is. Did you know that most checking accounts are opened by women? If banks were really sexist, then that number would be different, wouldn’t it? Here’s another FACT. Most checking accounts are opened by women because their husbands are making the income and their women are spending it. Check the research, bitches.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-06-06 14:25:07 - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e

Big Al said:

sara said:

All of this is not true. I am a women and i can spend $25 dollars in 4 days on 3 meals. Most men can’t do that if their life depended on it. Second of all women are actually usually smarter than men and sooooooo much more responsible. Since my great great great grandmother fought for her rights in Russia all of the generations of women in my family have fought for women rights. I am only 13 years old and i have realized this when all of you idiots can’t even though you are really old. As a result of your backwards thinking ,probobly alone or in a horrible realtionship. This is what you do in your spare time to vent about how patheitc your lives our but guess what? If you stop hating women than you can have a relationship. I am smarter, more responsible ,and more mature than you men who constantly write on this website. All of you conservatives are only angry becasue we are catching up to you with rights and jobs and soon we will have our rightful place, above all of of you.

Love,
a feminist’s daughter

Ha ha ha ha, cunt.

Go back to Russia

 
Comment by Dustin
2008-06-06 14:16:10 - IP Man-Hash: 60aba97bc794d

“By the way if you do that, make sure you know the Heimlich maneuver.”

Why? I won’t be choking, and I can’t perform it on myself…. Why would I save a 300lb woman from chiking to death. Unless, of course, a 110lb scantilly clad model is standing nearby promising to blow me if I do… Hm…

Actually, this is quite the quandry…

Is half-way decent head superior to the preservation of a walking cellulite factory?

I offer this query to the group (of men).

 
Comment by Nunya
2008-05-14 07:02:34 - IP Man-Hash: 595308b6abf52

Big Al said:

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Ha ha ha ha, cunt.

Eat shit and die, Big Asshole!

 
Comment by Big Al
2008-05-14 05:56:40 - IP Man-Hash: 5af46747e88f8

sara said:

All of this is not true. I am a women and i can spend $25 dollars in 4 days on 3 meals. Most men can’t do that if their life depended on it. Second of all women are actually usually smarter than men and sooooooo much more responsible. Since my great great great grandmother fought for her rights in Russia all of the generations of women in my family have fought for women rights. I am only 13 years old and i have realized this when all of you idiots can’t even though you are really old. As a result of your backwards thinking ,probobly alone or in a horrible realtionship. This is what you do in your spare time to vent about how patheitc your lives our but guess what? If you stop hating women than you can have a relationship. I am smarter, more responsible ,and more mature than you men who constantly write on this website. All of you conservatives are only angry becasue we are catching up to you with rights and jobs and soon we will have our rightful place, above all of of you.

Love,
a feminist’s daughter

Ha ha ha ha, cunt.

 
Comment by Ralohcs Denrael
2008-04-30 11:34:32 - IP Man-Hash: d8d28a4af2457

Mansman said:

Ignorance may be bliss, but it is also dangerous; read and learn.

http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html

Very interesting book! I’ve only read Chapter I (looking forward to the others), but suddenly many things come into focus! When I was a child, there was all this public talk about how Asian countries were so far ahead of America and therefore we needed better schools and programs. Of course, according to the conclusion in this book, it would be because the Asian countries were completely patriarchal and America was embracing feminism.

Men - focus on your career, starve out the pussy.

 
Comment by GeorgeWatson
2008-04-20 14:11:31 - IP Man-Hash: f5dd2c102ccaf

ruler of rulers said:

Most guys on this forum are too ugly to get a nice woman

I’ve had sex many times and have had many dates. Thank you very much. You shouldn’t talk out of your ass.

 
Comment by Karu
2008-04-12 11:11:55 - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90

Ivan said:

sara said:

All of this is not true. I am a women and i can spend $25 dollars in 4 days on 3 meals. Love,
a feminist’s daughter

I don’t know why you’ve included the 4 days part. That’s like saying I can spend 50$ on a pair of shoes in 4 years.

Anyhow, 25$ on 3 meals is quite easy and I don’t understand why you make it seem like a challenge. I can buy 3 fresh steaks for $20~ and have 5$ (See how I did proper math there?) left for drinks.

I’m assuming she meant three meals a day. Typical woman communication skills.

Also, “a women” …?

 
Comment by Ivan
2008-04-09 20:11:23 - IP Man-Hash: 1a27b5083106d

sara said:

All of this is not true. I am a women and i can spend $25 dollars in 4 days on 3 meals. Love,
a feminist’s daughter

I don’t know why you’ve included the 4 days part. That’s like saying I can spend 50$ on a pair of shoes in 4 years.

Anyhow, 25$ on 3 meals is quite easy and I don’t understand why you make it seem like a challenge. I can buy 3 fresh steaks for $20~ and have 5$ (See how I did proper math there?) left for drinks.

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-04-07 01:04:12 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Doubt said:

Q: What’s even grosser than that?
A: When she goes back for seconds.
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/fag.txt

Grosser than that?
2G1C
‘Manholes are so spiritual.’

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-04-07 01:00:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

1. Willam Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 12:17 am- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Hand holding, love poems, soul mates, and the childish bone meal that make up women’s delusions about sex are the fodder for school yard romance all around the world. Now who’s childish? Fucking women are childish. That’s right, actually.
2. William Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 11:35 pm- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Man I think this guy is gay, obsessed with his penis. There are a lot of great woman and a lot of pathetic fagot ass guys that cannot be called a man. Wake up man and look into the world as it really is instead of writing this bullshit!!!
3. William Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Pathetic loser excuse for a man you obviously are frustrated and bad in bed and have a small penis that cannot satisfy a woman properly. Loser!! I am a real man and woman like it when I fuck them.
4. William Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 11:49 pm- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Man this guy is a fucking pathetic fagot. Horrible, go stick your shotgun up your ass and blow yourself away
5. William Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Fucking American fagot, I bet you was raped under the shower by your army friends while you were doing service and now you are writing away your traumas, you cannot be called a man!!!!
6. ruler of rulers Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 12:43 am- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

YMCA!!!! fagots…
7. ruler of rulers Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 12:53 am- IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Most guys on this forum are too ugly to get a nice woman

How is a manhole and a pinto alike?
They’re both fun to ride until they die.

Q: What’s grosser than gross?
A: A pit filled with 100 manholes.

Q: What’s even grosser than that?
A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat her way out.

Q: What’s even grosser than that?
A: When she goes back for seconds.
- http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/fag.txt

 
Comment by ruler of rulers
2008-04-07 00:56:42 - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Fuck that hippy crap that woman often like. HEAVY METAL RULES!!!

 
Comment by ruler of rulers
2008-04-07 00:54:32 - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

son of the suns said:

Chris said:

Women almost always go into business to sell things to other women (e.g., beads, candles, scarves, other useless shit). Women are, for the most part, cheap (which is when they are not broke and asking their bf or hubby for more cash). So they don’t buy much and certainly rarely go back for repeat purchases (assuming anyone would want to buy a bead). Therefore, women’s businesses almost always fail. Simple equation.
BTW: ever see some of these chicks flogging their wares (candles, beads, silly self-help CDs by some fucking slack-ass hippie, or some supposedly “spiritual shit” by another disgruntled Indian tribe) on the street corner or on the beach? It’s a fucking scream! I once told one to take a course in marketing because she didn’t have a hope in hell of ever selling her crap. Should’ve seen the look on her face…

My ex bought some Indian music CD one time and told me I should leave for the night so she could “experience it”.

Damn, I like this, it’s so true

Comment by jarbrain
2008-08-18 21:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

The comment Dick made about the jewelry; I won’t mention the name, but the co. has a femme name and rightly so as described above. Listen to this idiocy:
1.) Product contains no gold, silver, platinum or othe precious metals of any kind.
2.) Product contains no precious gemstones of any value-only plastic immitations
3.) Product is valued at $68.00 (+ shipping & handling).
Kiss my ass, and kiss her ass and so forth and so forth. Now, take a gun and shoot your foot until it falls off. Is your original little dangling clump from the craft store cute? Sure! But it ain’t worth no more than $9.99, tops. You’d get people in your monthly club if the price was right…you stupid twats!
Did ya ever know a whore who didn’t over estimate her own worth?

 
 
Comment by ruler of rulers
2008-04-07 00:53:05 - IP Man-Hash: 3c3ca5120d047

Most guys on this forum are too ugly to get a nice woman

 
Comment by Mark
2008-04-06 14:17:50 - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a

Dick Masterson sucks penis!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-11-13 04:31:19 - IP Man-Hash: 49c2078a44a9b

Carol said:

Where is all this hostility coming from gentlemen? Is it one of those dick size things again?

What hostility? Oh.

Well see, in my defence, they startedit by coming on here and insulting us all. You know, i’m being hostile because they’re being hostile.

If I’m called a fucking limpdick bastard, I’m going to go right out and fuck you up verbally.

Men don’t take shit like that. You be hostile to us, fucking hell you have a death wish.

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2007-11-13 03:45:47 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

Carol said:

Where is all this hostility coming from gentlemen? Is it one of those dick size things again?

Anything which doesn’t fit the worldview of the “Wimmin’s Studies” professionals must be bias or hostility, huh?
Whereas a woman’s emotional-reasoning or anecdote must represent the facts or the majority, I’m sure.
Additionally, and more in line with the subject of Dick’s article, the last article I read about why women don’t get more of their patent applications accepted, had a USPTO official stating because “The majority of women’s submissions aren’t considered significant to industry.” (Yeah, it’s tough to get a loan too, when you’re the third proposed handbag store in the mall).

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-09-16 17:31:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8bf10ee7e5a18

sara said:

All of this is not true. I am a women and i can spend $25 dollars in 4 days on 3 meals. Most men can’t do that if their life depended on it. Second of all women are actually usually smarter than men and sooooooo much more responsible. Since my great great great grandmother fought for her rights in Russia all of the generations of women in my family have fought for women rights. I am only 13 years old and i have realized this when all of you idiots can’t even though you are really old. As a result of your backwards thinking ,probobly alone or in a horrible realtionship. This is what you do in your spare time to vent about how patheitc your lives our but guess what? If you stop hating women than you can have a relationship. I am smarter, more responsible ,and more mature than you men who constantly write on this website. All of you conservatives are only angry becasue we are catching up to you with rights and jobs and soon we will have our rightful place, above all of of you.

Love,
a feminist’s daughter

Here’s the proof why your statements above are wrong, little girl. Ignorance may be bliss, but it is also dangerous; read and learn.
Then we can talk.
http://www.fisheaters.com/gb1.html

 
Comment by Oldone
2007-09-16 14:07:07 - IP Man-Hash: 4fcada9323419

SEMPER FI…….DO OR DIE

 
Comment by HELLSPAWN
2007-08-14 17:49:33 - IP Man-Hash: 9b0b9a4016949

Oh and FYI. In case your next stupid comment was gonna be about “how would you know, you’ve never served”, yes I fucking have and am damn proud of it! Once a Marine always a Marine and you don’t hear me bitching about the little fucking flesh-wounds I got in Iraq.

-Sgt Reyes.

 
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