Be Afraid of the Dentist. Be Very Afraid
I am not a big fan of the dentist. I don’t like to make a big deal out of it because making a big deal out of shit that scares you is a womanly thing to do.
Women think being afraid of shit like driving and doing math makes them more attractive. I don’t know why. It’s probably because they learn too much Chinese Philosophy and other shit at community college — shit their woman brains can’t handle. See, in Chinese Philosophy there’s something called the Yin and Yang which describe the opposing forces of gender in the natural world. It naturally stands to reason that if men are afraid of nothing, which we are, women should be afraid of everything — especially math and driving! It makes them more womanly and thus more attractive.
Also, I am not afraid of the dentist.
If I was, however, it would only make me smart and nothing else. People who are afraid of the dentist are like people who are afraid of walking across a tiger pit with underpants made of meat.
Chew on this.
In your man mind, take a virtual walk into your local dentist’s office. What do you see? The receptionists? They’re women. Hygenists? Women. Patients? Probably half women. Jesus, these days women can even get dental degrees and open up shop themselves (provided some man puts his name on top of course). That means even the dentist himself can be a woman.
Per capita, there’s a higher percentage of women in the dental industry than there is in Yoga, The Day Time Television Demographic, and Chocolate combined. With an unmanned herd like that running the show, is it any surprise that dentists are fucked!
I’ve had broken bones set by male doctors before. They were male because I don’t go to female doctors. It may sound rude, but this is my life we’re talking about. I’m not going to let some sex fiend work on it outside of a brothel; especially one who most likely fucked her way through med school and was thinking about Sex and the City whilst she was taking her Hippocratic oath. Have you seen female doctors these days? If they want to be taken so fucking seriously, why do they insist on wearing makeup at the office. Is this a medical practice or a fucking cat walk? It’s disgraceful. I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.
As I was saying, these male doctors performed the bone setting with such man-grace and skill I barely felt it. Ten seconds of getting my gums cleaned by a lady-doctor and I was ready to knock someone the fuck out — myself with pain killers.
Being a dentist is fifth on Dick’s List of the Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have. Want to know what the other ones are? It’s simple. Just ask yourself what you’re best at as a man. A woman could never hope to match your skill. That’s because men are better than women.
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Oh, I am a bitch. I admit that on a daily basis.
She sounds like such a bitch.
My. Was that aimed at me? Either way, I’m responding.
As for lying, I’m not much good at that. I’d just prefer to be honest and have people trust me than to be dishonest and have my way.
Stealing I just don’t do. Whether out of fear of consequences or honest to God morals, I don’t do it.
Bearing false witness. I don’t bear witness. I plead the fifth. You won’t get any information out of me.
And as for coveting? I’m quite content with what I already have. In fact, I have too much crap. I’m rather terrible at getting rid of things. So, honestly, until I get rid of what I already have, I don’t think I need to worry about coveting. I have my friends, a decent amount of food, shelter, and a heaping pile of randomness acquired throughout the years, and I don’t really think I need anything else.
There’s a rule that you don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t bear false witness, don’t covet…
As a woman, I’d just like to say, though it has nothing to do with dentists, that math does not frighten me in the least. In fact, I absolutely love it. Furthermore, though I don’t quite enjoy driving, I’m not afraid of it. I’d just prefer to walk. It’s more environmentally friendly, less costly, and also good for you. So, obviously, not all women are afraid of math and driving.
In more related news, I loathe doctors of all sorts. They diagnose imaginary problems far too often, and I’m just not willing to pay for that. When I die, I die, and I obviously won’t care then.
Oh, I’ve gone off with my womanly disregard of rules again, haven’t I? What with being here.
This is my encounter with female dentist(s).
Most of the time I’ve gotten my teeth done by a male dentist. There were a few times that I’ve gotten them done by a female, but she was the nurse and was quite professional about it and got it done a LOT better than the other two females who tried to fill a couple of my cavities when the usual dentist and his nurse/assistant lady were gone. The first time, those two bitches gave me the numbing injection in the lip and to screw up my teeth evem more. The second time, when they gave me the novacaine injection, the needle went beyond the gums into my nose so that when dumb broad #1 injected it, it ran down the back of my throat, closing it off. I couldn’t swallow or even breathe for a few seconds. I tried to tell her that there was a mistake and I wasn’t numb yet. Her response was, and I quote, “oh that’s nice.”
About 8 minutes into the torture, I finally got the attention of stupid #2 (the acting dentist). I tried to tell her that the I wasn’t numbed and I could feel everything that they were doing. Her response: start complaining about how all her patients that were trying to tell her how to do her job shuld just shut up or die and to fit me with one of thse things that keep your mouth open.
Anyway, I recently got my teeth examined by a friend’s dad who happens to be a dentist and now I have to go back to fix what dumb broad #1 & 2 did.
Most of what is said here is humorous. However, hitting a woman is not.
That was a fucking gem!
Nigger PLEASE…..you say that women don’t have a place…that’s only because you lack the MAN BALLS to put them there, you pussy whipped faggot CUNT.
Billy said:
I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..
Good job, Lady Dentist! I would have aimed LOWER. :)
abaddon, log onto yahoo.
Women only “learn” about anything for the same reason they do anything else: to snoop on males for the purpose of maximum extraction of male resources (money, status, power).. to be able to better play along, better deceive, better manipulate, better pull, better climb to the top of the parasite princess hierarchy.
Iow, men’s logic evolved to build and strengthen the group for the greater good; women’s evolved to parasite and weaken the group for her own good.
Life simplified:
1. You will die.
2. You know nothing.
3. You will never know everything.
-Strength and Honor
Majoring in a subject is the first sign that you know nothing about it. Teaching it could be the second.
-wolfe
That’s stupid.
-Dick
Women don’t understand shit and not even themselves. But we men here do. You see men who say “I have yet to understand women” are only saying this because they don’t want to appear rude by stating the obvious and that being… That women are stupid!
“I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.”
Women don’t have a “place”. A woman who regularly follows the news, majors in politics, does research on politics, etc., can understand politics as well as a man. Women who take a special interest in politics will know more about it than a man who’s politically apathetic.
Too true, to my suffering. Women always have the worst problems ever. My guy friends on messengers and such, we’ve agreed we can moan about things as long as we dont dump it on the other person because we’re men and we can solve it ourselves.
Women on the other hand, as soon as you say ‘tell me whats wrong’ you’re stuck for a fucking hour or 2 and you think ‘I could be doing something worthwhile’ with most of them. I’m friends with some women yes, those ones who know their place and dont try to have conversations about things they dont understand like politics and stick to fun things like anime etc.
Women should just stop with all the things about womens-rights. For fucks sake, you can vote. Isn’t that enough for you? The only rights men fight for is custody rights caused by, oh let me guess? Women? Yes.
Women haven’t got a clue who to do the last one on this list. They think is comes natural because they own a cunt. In reality what comes natural for them is misery.
hahahahaha… that is so fucking true!
I still remember the stupid bitch asking me 20 fucking questions while my teeth are being cleaned, and I actually started to answer, but then thought “I cant even fucking talk, why is she asking me this?”
So I fucking ignored her, and guess what she did, she just stood there and smiled at me with this fucking “Deer in the headlights” look. I think she was just doing what she thought was her job, not even thinking for a second that those questions could have been asked before or after the drilling…
Women should stay home, visit their friends, keep the kids fed and clean and keep her man happy…. nuff said!
It’s because Woman Conversational Etiquette demands you ask the same question in return. No woman wants to give a one word answer.
-Dick
Women can’t make questions without tons of details.
That’s why you should never ask a woman for directions.
They confuse themselves.
I recently had my annual check up at the dentist - a man. The following week I had a visit to the Dental Hygienist - a woman.
The one thing that sticks in my mind from the two visits is the conversation. The male dentist had enough sense to ask questions that could be answered with sounds and grunts that indicate yes or no, ONLY.
The hygienist asked these long winded questions that would require an equally long winded answer. This is next to impossible when you have your jaw cracked open with someone jamming all sorts of metal shit into your gums, scraping away like there was gold in there or something.
Fucking shat me off.
My father knew all about lousy lady dentists. Why he kept raw alcohol in easy reach. From what I gather here, there and elsewhere, the dentist I see now must clearly be an exception from the rule.
- Ludacris - Act a fool
Why the hell would anyone mount a tv in their car, the steering wheel of all bloody places as well? Unless they’re some utterly inept driver or a woman(which wouldn’t even think of that anyway)? It’s just wrong.
Like introducing food to the conjugal bed.
Good points and Doctors as well. Women should be in the kitchen.
I went to a Female dentist once (I am Braver than I am Smart I guess) She filled a tooth.
Later, I went to a ManDentist.
He removed the filling, scraped out the infection that had been allowed to accumulate because the tooth had not been properly cleaned, and then proceded to give me a root canal. You see, when you place a filling over a cavity that has not been cleaned, the tooth continues to fester, and the infection burrows deep into your jaw.
Its only Pro-Man-fessionals for all my dentistry needs from here on in.
Actually, it’s that they insist on wearing stethoscopes. There’s something interesting going on there, to which all nurses and secretaries will attest to.
-wolfe
Well said, Billy.
-Dick
Right one Dick..
I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..
Women are a joke.. If they weren’t so stupid they will never be laughed at because they aren’t smart enough to be funny.
Bion, I’ve just come from the dentist myself. I’m not allowed to eat until 10 sharp cause of some stupid dental cement hardening. I left there at 7, it’s 8:30.
I’m going nuts as I haven’t eaten anything all day, ‘cept for bread dipped in pepsi.
- Chingy - Gettin’ it
great stuff
thanks for another good one, dick. I manpreciate it.