Be Afraid of the Dentist. Be Very Afraid
I am not a big fan of the dentist. I don’t like to make a big deal out of it because making a big deal out of shit that scares you is a womanly thing to do.
Women think being afraid of shit like driving and doing math makes them more attractive. I don’t know why. It’s probably because they learn too much Chinese Philosophy and other shit at community college — shit their woman brains can’t handle. See, in Chinese Philosophy there’s something called the Yin and Yang which describe the opposing forces of gender in the natural world. It naturally stands to reason that if men are afraid of nothing, which we are, women should be afraid of everything — especially math and driving! It makes them more womanly and thus more attractive.
Also, I am not afraid of the dentist.
If I was, however, it would only make me smart and nothing else. People who are afraid of the dentist are like people who are afraid of walking across a tiger pit with underpants made of meat.
Chew on this.
In your man mind, take a virtual walk into your local dentist’s office. What do you see? The receptionists? They’re women. Hygenists? Women. Patients? Probably half women. Jesus, these days women can even get dental degrees and open up shop themselves (provided some man puts his name on top of course). That means even the dentist himself can be a woman.
Per capita, there’s a higher percentage of women in the dental industry than there is in Yoga, The Day Time Television Demographic, and Chocolate combined. With an unmanned herd like that running the show, is it any surprise that dentists are fucked!
I’ve had broken bones set by male doctors before. They were male because I don’t go to female doctors. It may sound rude, but this is my life we’re talking about. I’m not going to let some sex fiend work on it outside of a brothel; especially one who most likely fucked her way through med school and was thinking about Sex and the City whilst she was taking her Hippocratic oath. Have you seen female doctors these days? If they want to be taken so fucking seriously, why do they insist on wearing makeup at the office. Is this a medical practice or a fucking cat walk? It’s disgraceful. I’ve never been to a male doctor who looks like he’s on his way to a club.
As I was saying, these male doctors performed the bone setting with such man-grace and skill I barely felt it. Ten seconds of getting my gums cleaned by a lady-doctor and I was ready to knock someone the fuck out — myself with pain killers.
Being a dentist is fifth on Dick’s List of the Seven Deadly Jobs a Woman Should Never Have. Want to know what the other ones are? It’s simple. Just ask yourself what you’re best at as a man. A woman could never hope to match your skill. That’s because men are better than women.
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hahahahaha… that is so fucking true!
I still remember the stupid bitch asking me 20 fucking questions while my teeth are being cleaned, and I actually started to answer, but then thought “I cant even fucking talk, why is she asking me this?”
So I fucking ignored her, and guess what she did, she just stood there and smiled at me with this fucking “Deer in the headlights” look. I think she was just doing what she thought was her job, not even thinking for a second that those questions could have been asked before or after the drilling…
Women should stay home, visit their friends, keep the kids fed and clean and keep her man happy…. nuff said!
It’s because Woman Conversational Etiquette demands you ask the same question in return. No woman wants to give a one word answer.
-Dick
Women can’t make questions without tons of details.
That’s why you should never ask a woman for directions.
They confuse themselves.
I recently had my annual check up at the dentist - a man. The following week I had a visit to the Dental Hygienist - a woman.
The one thing that sticks in my mind from the two visits is the conversation. The male dentist had enough sense to ask questions that could be answered with sounds and grunts that indicate yes or no, ONLY.
The hygienist asked these long winded questions that would require an equally long winded answer. This is next to impossible when you have your jaw cracked open with someone jamming all sorts of metal shit into your gums, scraping away like there was gold in there or something.
Fucking shat me off.
My father knew all about lousy lady dentists. Why he kept raw alcohol in easy reach. From what I gather here, there and elsewhere, the dentist I see now must clearly be an exception from the rule.
- Ludacris - Act a fool
Why the hell would anyone mount a tv in their car, the steering wheel of all bloody places as well? Unless they’re some utterly inept driver or a woman(which wouldn’t even think of that anyway)? It’s just wrong.
Like introducing food to the conjugal bed.
Good points and Doctors as well. Women should be in the kitchen.
I went to a Female dentist once (I am Braver than I am Smart I guess) She filled a tooth.
Later, I went to a ManDentist.
He removed the filling, scraped out the infection that had been allowed to accumulate because the tooth had not been properly cleaned, and then proceded to give me a root canal. You see, when you place a filling over a cavity that has not been cleaned, the tooth continues to fester, and the infection burrows deep into your jaw.
Its only Pro-Man-fessionals for all my dentistry needs from here on in.
Actually, it’s that they insist on wearing stethoscopes. There’s something interesting going on there, to which all nurses and secretaries will attest to.
-wolfe
Well said, Billy.
-Dick
Right one Dick..
I went to a female dentist once. It ws like going to the comedy club but the joke was on me. The clumsy bitch stuck her needle in my tongue.
She dropped a filling 3 times..
Women are a joke.. If they weren’t so stupid they will never be laughed at because they aren’t smart enough to be funny.
Bion, I’ve just come from the dentist myself. I’m not allowed to eat until 10 sharp cause of some stupid dental cement hardening. I left there at 7, it’s 8:30.
I’m going nuts as I haven’t eaten anything all day, ‘cept for bread dipped in pepsi.
- Chingy - Gettin’ it
great stuff
thanks for another good one, dick. I manpreciate it.