There Should be a Women’s Olympics for Bitching.
There is a misnomer in our society to the tune of “household chores”. “Chores” imply that there is work that needs getting done. That makes sense, doesn’t it? In days of old, the man of the house would establish these chores and then divy them up to his clan. There would be no bullshit about this. My how times have changed for the worse.
Today’s “household chores” are merely a fabrication of women to invent things to endlessly bitch about.
It’s easy to see this with a simple comparison. Men love drinking beer. We love it because beer is not only delicious for the mouth, but also for the mind. Because of that, we find creative excuses to drink it.
Baseball game on? Sure, drink a beer.
Anyone want to go bowling? You betcha, how about a beer too? Yes, in fact.
Does today end in a “-day”? How about that, it does. That must mean it’s okay to drink in the workplace.
For women it’s exactly the same. Except not with beer, with brow-beating and nagging. They love bitching about meaningless nonsense just like we men love treating ourselves to a nice, cold can of suds.
Similarly, they’ll invent creative excuses to wallow around in their naggery. Excuses like completely empty goddamn pizza boxes left on the counter and bills not put into the bill drawer.
That’s a great idea. Nothing’s ever been lost in a drawer…except for everything.
I know that your first male instinct is to use this new knowledge to better understand a woman next time she is busting all balls within reach about some bullshit like shoes being left on the table. Don’t. Just accept that all women are wound up tighter than a Swiss watch and that they’re never going to change because they love it.
I don’t know about you men, but all this thinking has made me quite thirsty.
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May 22nd, 2005 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
I was drinking a cold beer when I sat down to read this… No Shit.
May 23rd, 2005 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 272b77d9ce10f
lol you win this olympic just for the site!
May 24th, 2005 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: cea183d17f942
A man would never lower himself to compete in this bastardized version of the Panhellenic games. We win real things like Super Bowls and monster truck races.
May 26th, 2005 at 10:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
Hahahahaha maybe when you figire out why women bitch to you (with that pathetic excuse for a brain of yours) they wont!
I’l give you a hint, if you did the right thing in the first place there would be nothing to bitch about.
May 29th, 2005 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 39de6b937ca7d
Are there olympics for
idiocy
sexism
small dickedness
it’s so sad how you think people read this and agree with you.
Where did all this come from?
do you have a girlfriend (jenna jameson, your hand, your mother, your dog or cat, your hooker DO NOT COUNT)
?
How small is your penis?
have you ever considered becoming homosexual?
or just…
I don’t know…going to a corner and dropping dead?
May 29th, 2005 at 6:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
Nicole brings up a good point, or so she thinks. If men did things right the first time? First time nothing- Men are always right, it is women’s perception that is all fucked up.
To an even further extent, if men did what women would refer to as “the right thing the first time”, that would inevitably be viewed as wrong in the demonic eyes of said woman and she would still manage to bitch about it. Plain and simple.
May 30th, 2005 at 11:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 39de6b937ca7d
What would your ideal world consist of?
A lot of beer, porn, football? and perhaps…no women?
May 30th, 2005 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: bc05abe46b6ef
women would nee dto bring the beer, be filmed for the porn, and be cheerleaders at the football game
May 31st, 2005 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 272b77d9ce10f
If men or women never made mistakes and always did something right the first time…how the hell would we come up with inventions and and other creative ideas that never would have been thought of had something not gone wrong? If you ACTUALLY read your history books you’d realize a lot of things were invented out of mistakes.
May 31st, 2005 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5759da98f04d5
No wonder no woman has ever loved you, with that amazingly large ego.
The reason you wish women to only be sex objects is because you feel threatened when you know they are capable of more. Much, much more.
May 31st, 2005 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
You are 16, don’t talk to me about relationships and sex. Unless you are fully versed via molestation during childhood or you are banging one of your teachers at school.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 272b77d9ce10f
Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience. I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of. And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well. How old are you Duster? Judging by your wisdom and experience in the world you must be around….11? maybe 12?
June 1st, 2005 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
Because I have not had a large number of relasionships I know that I am capable of being much more than a sex object.
June 1st, 2005 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 51c64fa640ba7
Susan B Anthony’s soul is haunting you right now
“women would nee dto bring the beer, be filmed for the porn, and be cheerleaders at the football game”
good luck with that one
and I doubt you know who Anthony is. And if you do it’s because you JUST typed her name in on google.
I pity any woman you set eyes on.
June 5th, 2005 at 3:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 38ae76999b940
The only reason men on this website continually brag about men’s achievements on the whole, is because they have no worthwhile achievements of their own. So to make themselves feel better, they examine another extremely large group and point out its shortcomings, all so they can ignore their own, individual failures.
Dick, you may be bragging about male presidents and astronauts, but you’re never going to be either of them. So why don’t you stop hiding behind your gender, and focus on your own goals.
June 5th, 2005 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc0d45fa29251
women: your arguments are weak and your statements generalized. Come up with somethign good rather than trying to insult me to make yourselves feel better. You women prove the exact topics of which we men discuss on this website. Have a good day, and stop visting this website so the men can actually have decent discussions without your constant interruptions.
June 6th, 2005 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: c225a03114c3c
What exactly is your point that is so important? That women bitch a lot, who really cares?
You’re being incredibly hypocritical since this entire website is dedicated to men like you bitching about women.
June 6th, 2005 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: a0f4c7b636e9d
Thus proving that we do EVERYTHING better than women.
June 6th, 2005 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: c225a03114c3c
Having a flaw which is stronger than women’s is not doing it better.
You’re argument is directionless.
You might as well say men are better than women because they can dress worse or cause more car accidents, or any other of the arguments on this website.
June 7th, 2005 at 1:54 am - IP Man-Hash: a0f4c7b636e9d
It is better to be outstanding in your field than to wallow in the quagmire of medocrity.
June 7th, 2005 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: e420dbb177d6e
Surely not if your field is failure.
If men have nothing else to be proud of than the fact they are failures in comparisons then I pity all of you.
June 11th, 2005 at 11:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c80bffc377e6
Beer is crap. It tastes rank…Now Mead, thats a drink that can quench the thirst, like quench hardening and tempering a sword of fine caliber.
The barbarians had it all.
“women: your arguments are weak and your statements generalized.” You IDIOT, thats the most generalized comment ever. If you wanted to make a valid point, dont do the same thing youre whining about..Jesus bloody Christ.
I cannot believe how much amusement this site is giving me..Ive had an urge to be an asshole and Im finally releasing it.
February 12th, 2006 at 10:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 745f64395b109
The end result of the “wommin’s bitching Olympics” is…
The bitches win.
Congratulations.
February 12th, 2006 at 11:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88d322d183217
February 14th, 2006 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f5a0b2070dae
“Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience.”
1. Did not Duster refer to certain experiences (like banging a teacher or being molested) that would qualify sixteen year old Nicole for comments on sex?
2. There is a strong correlation between age and experience, my princess dear.
“I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of.”
Why should we believe you?
“And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well.”
You aren’t concerned for Nicole. You are concerned only for yourself, because you, too, felt slighted by Duster’s post.
February 14th, 2006 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: b6ba5a45dd6bd
BadKitty said: “Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience. I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of. And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well.
You know, if you had stopped after your first sentence, you might have had a valid point. However, you simply had to keep going. Age and experience do go had and hand. You have been through more than any 19 year old that you know of. How about more than the 25 year olds or 30 year olds, 40 year olds, 50 year olds…etc. NO, you have not. Why, because they have lived longer and thus have experienced much more than you have. So, if one experiences more the longer they live, does not age determine much of experience?
“Judging by your wisdom and experience in the world you must be around….11? maybe 12?�
Odd how the wise and experienced “BadKitty� resorts to such a juvenile attempt at an insult. What is next BadKitty, are you going to tell us how your daddy could beat up his daddy? I would say that you are in no way qualified to judge anyone’s wisdom, as you seem also to be lacking there in.
May 29th, 2006 at 8:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5999753b1e5ac
this article is so true, it makes me want to cry. just the other day i was thinking “what’s the big deal if the house is a little bit of a mess”
May 29th, 2006 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: d917ca6b1f977
It’s not a big deal at all. It’s no deal until a woman steps in and blows it up for no reason.
-Dick
May 30th, 2006 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: e232f3c7f7ab6
I was just reading this and realized that I wrote “…makes me want to cry…”
I was drunk when I wrote that. Not that I need to explain why I said it, I am a man after all.
May 30th, 2006 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: d917ca6b1f977
Any time a man says he cried, it is meant metaphorically. As men, we all knew that.
-Dick
May 31st, 2006 at 7:59 am - IP Man-Hash: d5c40ac258d40
I cry and im a man.My mates cry too.Some don’t and keep all their emotion bottled up.And then something sets them off and they act violently.Im glad Im not like that.Its normal to cry,don’t put so much pressure on yourself not to.Jesus,just live your life for fuck sake.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: f7aa4c7044bdf
Dip/MrMan/James,
We’ve been through this with your other personalities. You’re not a man.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
James, You are definately not a man.
Men do not say “heeheehee” , “Byeeeee” or “boyos” when they write. Ever.
You are a womanly fraud, your man-hash says so, as does the sarcastic tone of your posts, lack of spacebar usage, frivolous use of caps and exclamation marks, general diction and female logic.
Be Gone with ye!
May 31st, 2006 at 9:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Well, Jane, welcome to being the first poster child for Law 6, Big Al’s law. And note Wolfe’s first corollary. Good Man-hash check, RAP.
-wolfe
April 19th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
My favorite is the bitching about how the man doesn’t help around the house (especially by the “housewives”). You have had all day to get shit done, but instead you sat their on your ass getting fatter, watching Oprah and Dr. Phil, who tell you that you have every right to bitch.
Cheers!
man-space invader
June 18th, 2008 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29dfcaa199e52
mmmmmmmmmm - beer! As usual, you are right on. Bitching is built into women.