There Should be a Women’s Olympics for Bitching.
There is a misnomer in our society to the tune of “household chores”. “Chores” imply that there is work that needs getting done. That makes sense, doesn’t it? In days of old, the man of the house would establish these chores and then divy them up to his clan. There would be no bullshit about this. My how times have changed for the worse.
Today’s “household chores” are merely a fabrication of women to invent things to endlessly bitch about.
It’s easy to see this with a simple comparison. Men love drinking beer. We love it because beer is not only delicious for the mouth, but also for the mind. Because of that, we find creative excuses to drink it.
Baseball game on? Sure, drink a beer.
Anyone want to go bowling? You betcha, how about a beer too? Yes, in fact.
Does today end in a “-day”? How about that, it does. That must mean it’s okay to drink in the workplace.
For women it’s exactly the same. Except not with beer, with brow-beating and nagging. They love bitching about meaningless nonsense just like we men love treating ourselves to a nice, cold can of suds.
Similarly, they’ll invent creative excuses to wallow around in their naggery. Excuses like completely empty goddamn pizza boxes left on the counter and bills not put into the bill drawer.
That’s a great idea. Nothing’s ever been lost in a drawer…except for everything.
I know that your first male instinct is to use this new knowledge to better understand a woman next time she is busting all balls within reach about some bullshit like shoes being left on the table. Don’t. Just accept that all women are wound up tighter than a Swiss watch and that they’re never going to change because they love it.
I don’t know about you men, but all this thinking has made me quite thirsty.
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mmmmmmmmmm - beer! As usual, you are right on. Bitching is built into women.
My favorite is the bitching about how the man doesn’t help around the house (especially by the “housewives”). You have had all day to get shit done, but instead you sat their on your ass getting fatter, watching Oprah and Dr. Phil, who tell you that you have every right to bitch.
Cheers!
man-space invader
Well, Jane, welcome to being the first poster child for Law 6, Big Al’s law. And note Wolfe’s first corollary. Good Man-hash check, RAP.
-wolfe
James, You are definately not a man.
Men do not say “heeheehee” , “Byeeeee” or “boyos” when they write. Ever.
You are a womanly fraud, your man-hash says so, as does the sarcastic tone of your posts, lack of spacebar usage, frivolous use of caps and exclamation marks, general diction and female logic.
Be Gone with ye!
Dip/MrMan/James,
We’ve been through this with your other personalities. You’re not a man.
I cry and im a man.My mates cry too.Some don’t and keep all their emotion bottled up.And then something sets them off and they act violently.Im glad Im not like that.Its normal to cry,don’t put so much pressure on yourself not to.Jesus,just live your life for fuck sake.
Any time a man says he cried, it is meant metaphorically. As men, we all knew that.
-Dick
I was just reading this and realized that I wrote “…makes me want to cry…”
I was drunk when I wrote that. Not that I need to explain why I said it, I am a man after all.
It’s not a big deal at all. It’s no deal until a woman steps in and blows it up for no reason.
-Dick
this article is so true, it makes me want to cry. just the other day i was thinking “what’s the big deal if the house is a little bit of a mess”
BadKitty said: “Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience. I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of. And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well.
You know, if you had stopped after your first sentence, you might have had a valid point. However, you simply had to keep going. Age and experience do go had and hand. You have been through more than any 19 year old that you know of. How about more than the 25 year olds or 30 year olds, 40 year olds, 50 year olds…etc. NO, you have not. Why, because they have lived longer and thus have experienced much more than you have. So, if one experiences more the longer they live, does not age determine much of experience?
“Judging by your wisdom and experience in the world you must be around….11? maybe 12?�
Odd how the wise and experienced “BadKitty� resorts to such a juvenile attempt at an insult. What is next BadKitty, are you going to tell us how your daddy could beat up his daddy? I would say that you are in no way qualified to judge anyone’s wisdom, as you seem also to be lacking there in.
“Odd how you insult her being 16. Is it because she knows more than you? Age has nothing to do with experience.”
1. Did not Duster refer to certain experiences (like banging a teacher or being molested) that would qualify sixteen year old Nicole for comments on sex?
2. There is a strong correlation between age and experience, my princess dear.
“I’ve been through more than any 19 year old that I know of.”
Why should we believe you?
“And this particular 16 year old seems to know quite a bit as well.”
You aren’t concerned for Nicole. You are concerned only for yourself, because you, too, felt slighted by Duster’s post.
The end result of the “wommin’s bitching Olympics” is…
The bitches win.
Congratulations.
Beer is crap. It tastes rank…Now Mead, thats a drink that can quench the thirst, like quench hardening and tempering a sword of fine caliber.
The barbarians had it all.
“women: your arguments are weak and your statements generalized.” You IDIOT, thats the most generalized comment ever. If you wanted to make a valid point, dont do the same thing youre whining about..Jesus bloody Christ.
I cannot believe how much amusement this site is giving me..Ive had an urge to be an asshole and Im finally releasing it.
Surely not if your field is failure.
If men have nothing else to be proud of than the fact they are failures in comparisons then I pity all of you.
It is better to be outstanding in your field than to wallow in the quagmire of medocrity.
Having a flaw which is stronger than women’s is not doing it better.
You’re argument is directionless.
You might as well say men are better than women because they can dress worse or cause more car accidents, or any other of the arguments on this website.
Thus proving that we do EVERYTHING better than women.
What exactly is your point that is so important? That women bitch a lot, who really cares?
You’re being incredibly hypocritical since this entire website is dedicated to men like you bitching about women.