Commander Scott said:

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

I’m only boobs and an ass! Someone, quick, fuck me! I’m getting away!
I absolutely love this. I have a great idea to write a book about how women dominate men by making their penises pulsate and ache for us. Ya know, I get you hard, then I slap your dick and laugh. haha. I’m going to get braces soon and everyone will get free grind jobs! yay

Get off the site, you sexually frigid, cheeseburger-eating Yankee Anglo-fuck. I hope you piss your boyfriend off to such an extent that he eventually has to split your head open with a baseball bat.

You say the same insult, over, and over, and over again. You have no imagination whatsoever, all you can do is memorize facts. Its clear you were not raised in the United States. You’re lame.

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

I’m only boobs and an ass! Someone, quick, fuck me! I’m getting away!
I absolutely love this. I have a great idea to write a book about how women dominate men by making their penises pulsate and ache for us. Ya know, I get you hard, then I slap your dick and laugh. haha. I’m going to get braces soon and everyone will get free grind jobs! yay

Get off the site, you sexually frigid, cheeseburger-eating Yankee Anglo-fuck. I hope you piss your boyfriend off to such an extent that he eventually has to split your head open with a baseball bat.

So now, instead of having to wait for The Simpsons to come on, I have every single episode downloaded and at my disposal. I have every episode to date of Family Guy, King of the Hill, Weeds, Star Trek, South Park, and many many more complete series. And I have over 100 movies.

Screw cable. By phasing out commercials, I can fit 3 episodes of simpsons into my hour instead of just two. That’s man efficiency right there.

When I want to know about a new product, I wait until I see Homer using it. *laughs*

Besides, It’s not like I’m not subjected to 100’s or 1000’s of ads every day. I work in a big-box store. I surf the internet. I visit with friends. Each of which subjects me to 100’s of advertisements, much to my sugrin.

I am undecided if the rolls here are from feministing.org or feministing.com,
Is that you Amanda, you naughty girl, escaped again and without your prozac.

Dear oh dear. Mother won’t be happy !

-Dick

Car insurance is useless? It wont be at your next car accident.

Supposedly.

Men can look at something and see through the bullshit, we’ve got great bullshit detectors. Although sometimes we’re subjected to so much bullshit in too short an amount of time that things start to slip by us (very rare, but has happened on occasion).

Women, on the other hand, can be swindeled out of anything. Anything ranges from car insurance, car maintanence, the color of the red stoplight, their virginity, and, all in all, anything. They can even be swindeled so badly that they can actually think they still have whatever it is they just lost, or even that they got a HUGE deal on something that was a ripoff!

For example, Palestinian boys will scream and hollar at American tourists about being cheated if you don’t pay “10 dollar” for a single picture of a man and his girlfriend. This causes the woman to fall apart into emotional shambles, but the man is able to calmly recognize that that single picture isn’t even worth 50 cents (but is still generous enough to give a dollar, or maybe he just wants the broad at his side to shut the hell up about being insensitive…).

So, all in all, MAYBE women’s car insurance is lower than men’s, but they (women) make up for it by paying for other “addons” that make the insurance “more valuable” when it’s really as valuable as buying gold teeth for your dead pet monkey…

Adverts are entirely one sided and designed to make you consume, nothing else is important, they don’t care about informing you!

If you don’t understand the concept of retail and advertising you have no place in this conversation, no matter whose site it is.

You ignored my entire comment except the P.S. which really wasn’t that important, frankly I don’t care about you and your stripper friends Dick, does anyone?

Do you have anything remotely related to advertising/brainwashing to say? Or are you just a waste of space?

Since you discredited my proven theory perhaps you have one of your own.

A television set is commonly referred to as a Boob Tube.

Jesus, Nicole. Every time I’m sure you can’t make women look any more clueless you surprise me — and look twice as clueless. And take my man word for it. That’s the only thing you’re doing on this site. Embarrassing women. As in making them sorry to be women. Completely masculine kudos on that. You’re a credit to your gender.

-Dick

Anyways the whole point of the media is to give selected information to the public.

It’s exactly like this website. An advert for BMW cars wouldn’t say ford is much cheaper and safer than ours, even though that might be true, because they want you to buy their products. Just like in the big brother house, you think you’re seeing reality TV when actually you’re seeing what the cannel wants you to see, who decides what cameras are played, one person could be completely ignored while another is getting all the attention, despite who is more interesting. Just like Dick moderates our comments so that the most stupid men are not allowed to comment (even though he must have missed you Dan) and all the smart women are deleted (I know my comments have been removed). So really we are being brainwashed, at least the more feeble minded ones are.

Thankfully even when I’m drunk, I’m able to see though Dick’s bullshit. God bless vodka.

P.S. who wears boob tubes anymore? Me thinks America must be a bit behind the times, or maybe it’s just Dick.

By the way it has been proven that women’s insurance claims cost much less than mens, dammit an advert has snuck into my subconcious. Damn women’s car insurance.

Nicely done.

Horty. Moded.

-Dick