You see i can be offencive aswell.

She moved and gyrated on the beach just like she was giving me a lapdance. When she bent over and showed me her ass while I zoomed in with my lens, you could see she was sporting a sweet bald cameltoe! It was so fucking hot I almost lost it! Her smooth…

I in no way want to misconstrue my appreciation for Kate Hudson’ s boobs. I’ m truly a fan and even though I believe she should have been Donkey Punched for You, Me & Dupree , it does not negate the awesomeness of her itty- bitty- titties!…

Commander Scott said:

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

I’m only boobs and an ass! Someone, quick, fuck me! I’m getting away!
I absolutely love this. I have a great idea to write a book about how women dominate men by making their penises pulsate and ache for us. Ya know, I get you hard, then I slap your dick and laugh. haha. I’m going to get braces soon and everyone will get free grind jobs! yay

Get off the site, you sexually frigid, cheeseburger-eating Yankee Anglo-fuck. I hope you piss your boyfriend off to such an extent that he eventually has to split your head open with a baseball bat.

You say the same insult, over, and over, and over again. You have no imagination whatsoever, all you can do is memorize facts. Its clear you were not raised in the United States. You’re lame.

Iwillchewyouupandspityouout said:

I’m only boobs and an ass! Someone, quick, fuck me! I’m getting away!
I absolutely love this. I have a great idea to write a book about how women dominate men by making their penises pulsate and ache for us. Ya know, I get you hard, then I slap your dick and laugh. haha. I’m going to get braces soon and everyone will get free grind jobs! yay

Get off the site, you sexually frigid, cheeseburger-eating Yankee Anglo-fuck. I hope you piss your boyfriend off to such an extent that he eventually has to split your head open with a baseball bat.

So now, instead of having to wait for The Simpsons to come on, I have every single episode downloaded and at my disposal. I have every episode to date of Family Guy, King of the Hill, Weeds, Star Trek, South Park, and many many more complete series. And I have over 100 movies.

Screw cable. By phasing out commercials, I can fit 3 episodes of simpsons into my hour instead of just two. That’s man efficiency right there.

When I want to know about a new product, I wait until I see Homer using it. *laughs*

Besides, It’s not like I’m not subjected to 100’s or 1000’s of ads every day. I work in a big-box store. I surf the internet. I visit with friends. Each of which subjects me to 100’s of advertisements, much to my sugrin.

I am undecided if the rolls here are from feministing.org or feministing.com,
Is that you Amanda, you naughty girl, escaped again and without your prozac.

Dear oh dear. Mother won’t be happy !

-Dick

Car insurance is useless? It wont be at your next car accident.

Supposedly.

Men can look at something and see through the bullshit, we’ve got great bullshit detectors. Although sometimes we’re subjected to so much bullshit in too short an amount of time that things start to slip by us (very rare, but has happened on occasion).

Women, on the other hand, can be swindeled out of anything. Anything ranges from car insurance, car maintanence, the color of the red stoplight, their virginity, and, all in all, anything. They can even be swindeled so badly that they can actually think they still have whatever it is they just lost, or even that they got a HUGE deal on something that was a ripoff!

For example, Palestinian boys will scream and hollar at American tourists about being cheated if you don’t pay “10 dollar” for a single picture of a man and his girlfriend. This causes the woman to fall apart into emotional shambles, but the man is able to calmly recognize that that single picture isn’t even worth 50 cents (but is still generous enough to give a dollar, or maybe he just wants the broad at his side to shut the hell up about being insensitive…).

So, all in all, MAYBE women’s car insurance is lower than men’s, but they (women) make up for it by paying for other “addons” that make the insurance “more valuable” when it’s really as valuable as buying gold teeth for your dead pet monkey…

Adverts are entirely one sided and designed to make you consume, nothing else is important, they don’t care about informing you!