Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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Just a tasteless overt publicity stunt, if you ask me. One should make provisions for plausible deniability in perpetrating such silly schemes. She prolly just completely alienated the dwindling remainder of her mentally reduced fans, hopefully, and grossed out by the sheer power of her overcoming cellulite any innocent person overcome with curiosity.
- Grave Digger - Twilight Of The Gods
It is also a waste of time. Cunnilingus is nothing but an act of male submission. It does not really do anything for a woman except to give her a sense of power over the man who is munching her muff.
vaginas stink. the only reason i would fuck one is because i dont have to smell it. Licking out is overated
Well, my personal opinion is that the vagina is cleaner than the penis because the vagina is self-clensing. The only time it smells is when there’s an infection, usually caused by an imbalance of these cleansers. One way these cleansers can become imbalanced is by douching which makes any woman who actually douches stupid & gullible. Britney Spears’ vagina is the way it is because of lack of showering & terrible upkeep. One of the photographers that saw it described it as looking like “she got a bikini wax with duct tape.”
& if vagina’s are so disgusting why is that straight men constantly want to shove their “ever-so-perfect” penis’ in them?
& yes, that is a serious question.
Women are nothing without their vaginas and they know it.
Evolution did not give them anything useful towards the advancement of civilization, except their bodies.
Women are nothing more than overpriced fuck dolls and incubators.
The only physical and mental qualities they evolved are traits for parasiting male systems and resources. Women don’t “work” for anything, even when it appears they are doing so.
another thing, i wouldn’t say every woman has taken whore pics, but some/many have.. myspace is fukked with all the women and men trying to get attention, but at least guys dont go taking whorish pics of themselves in the attempt. attention whore women are so fukkng annoying. anyways, just wanna add that i know a few guys who suffer from bulimia.. and the number is growing as media turns to make men feel self-conscious to make more money!! and then again, if men weren’t so obsessed with looks, women won’t be as obsessed about their own & try to show it off. that’s why men try to gain status & money b/c that’s what women pay attentiont to, as well. it’s just sorta nature, buddy.
and then again, i wonder if you’re in the closet. =T has some woman (or several) broken your heart and secretly turned you gay?
Wow.. sometimes I wonder if you’re gay, with your worshipping of penises. I gotta say brit’s vagina is nothing much to look at, it’s flabby, it’s furry. But vaginas in general… remember, you were born from one!