Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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Dick is like a man-points factory.
I have been known to enjoy entire servings of escargot and it is most certainly gross.
-Dick
Look man, i agree with the fact that women are inferior, stupid and whores but talking about how vaginas are gross and that penises and testicles are great is kind of gay dude, i mean, one can understand and embrace the fact that women are below men but…VAGINAS ARE GROSS?, dude, you must be gay, i mean, don’t you like women?, as i said, you can believe women are less but that has nothing to do with beiing sexually attracted to them, i mean, don’t you like fucking women? as i said, if you think that way you must be gay.
Could be worse, we could be led by a retard AKA Bush.
I just had the disfortune of seeing a French debate for whatever the fuck their top power political position is called.
Like us in the US, they have the bad luck to have a female running. And like all females, when she gets verbally owned.. she simply throws a fit and then makes excuses for her cuntery.
Women belong in cages, not in podiums.
And where everybody loves the french!
*cries big man tears that moisten the dirt and make plants that produce yummy steak*
In imaginary land with $1 gasoline and Iraq’s nukes.
Where can I find these “good wife mothers” ????
Ahh a woman who doesn’t pay attention to rules, like every sign has an invisble “except you, honey” at the bottom of it.
No Women allowed(except you, honey)
funny how your tiny female brain adds that hunh?
Hey, if you didn’t want to have babies, you should have been born male. Don’t bitch to me about it like it pertains to me in any way whatsoever, save the potential for a whore to garnish some of my hard-earned man-money.
That’s cute, though. You made me laugh a bit. You girls really are cute when you’re on your periods, all bitchy and self-centered. At least it gives me an excuse to hit a slut in self defense.
Ha! Good one, especially since your comments were so sensible, mature, and not stereotypical.
I see your point Jamyme, shitting out babies you can’t take care of without a man or state’s help is clearly evidence of feminine superiority.
You estrogen infected twit.
Your fucking retarded you stupid ass big ego male. Men and women are equally the same you are so damn immature !!!!!! Reality check if penis’s are so much better..then you push a 7,8 pd baby out, dick head!!
You bring human beings into this world.
you evedentlly have some kind of mental retardation problem to be that stupid to put shit like this on the internet. I guess some women has hurt you or summthin in the past, but git over it!! Quit stereo typin all women cause of one. And the way you talk about all the strong independent women who have came so far, I think you should grab a dick and stick it straight up your sexist ass.I think you deserved whatever that chick did to you. And Feminism wouldn’t even be around if it wasn’t for dumbass males like your self.And before you bash women again Look what you came out of…A Women…. So you high and mighty bastard shut the hell up. I am a good wife mother and I have worked very hard all my life, probably harder than the all mighty man you, if all u do is put stupid shit on the internet that makes no sense.You need to Grow up Get a job that keeps you busy from typing stupid shit!!
Hahaha
“What straight man would write such a piece of revolting literature”.
That line is a joke in itself.
Not really. Just the comments made by retarded feminists who cant spell. Like you!
Are you gay? Or 12?Honestly? What straight man would write such a piece revolting of literature?This whole site is a pice of shit.
They are really Gross read this while eating.
Women do have Cooties
haha. this is funny becuase it sounds like it was written by a thirteen year old boy!! Vaginas are gross, women have cooties… hahahaha
I feel the urge to shoot him ‘tween the ^^s.
And I’m a hopeless hoplophobic pinko liberal.
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Damned 1337 7@1k pansy hieroglyphics.
Bring out the conservative in me.