Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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so you dont like eating p*ssy? Well, im sure there are many other men willing to fill that request. Go eat some dick, im sure you prefer that.
We know you all love the Penis. Prefer it.
What a slut. Kind of bitch who turns up spending the rest of her miserable, spoiled life in jail when the revolution comes.
Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
i think Cunt puncher has to relax, maybe some Barry White, some mood lighting and Dick’s penis in your Man Hole might sooth the pain my little friend
why all the tension? I just switch the lights down low and slowly caress my vagina with a vibrating stimulant, no more stress, no more tension and its great when the girls and i get together over a cup of coffee and an all out vibrator session(men welcome to watch it makes it more rewarding) it really brings us closer together.
Nobody cares what you think becuse you are a stupid woman. He’s not gay, he’s sarcastic. Learn to fucking spell. 16 years old is a not a woman. Though I don’t know what kind of prize that would be anyway. For the record, if it wasn’t for our awesome penises you wouldn’t be able to have children. And, men discovered cloning so therefore, we could easily reproduce ourselves without you. Nobody wants your email. If you recall, women can’t email for shit. Please stop making a fool of yourself.
Prehistoric and Wrinkly……..YOU FUCKING STUPID TUNNEL CUNTED WHORE………the only time penises are wrinkly is when A) It’s your Grandpappy’s COCK ( you dirty slut) or B) they are Flaccid. And I have to say, being such a trailer trash, run-your-mouth-for-the-attention-it gets me SKANK, you have never seen an erect penis in real life, because, you are incapable of arousing a man, with your filthy unwashed STINKING BLEEDING CUNT and your SMASHED CRAB head. FUCK OFF CUNT.
Hey CUNT. I am CUNT PUNCHER. Now, have a little respect for Dick’s rules, and FUCK OFF, LEST I CUNT PUNCH YOU, CUNTING SLEAZY WHOREBAG DIME HOOKER SLUT.
Fucking bullshit. A man’s penis cannot and DOES NOT ooze blood and bits of PLACENTA, unless of course he fucked your rancid MONEY MAKER, and neglected to wash it with degreaser afterwards. SHUT UP CUNT< YOU ARE A FUCKTARD.
Not everything Dick says is a laughing matter. While we laugh, men are being screwed by the courts.
Do the world a favor and shoot yourself between the eyes
Penises are nice.
Testicles are pretty freaking icky, though.
And just fyi, showing one’s junk is certainly not exclusive to females. I’ve seen (way too) many the cock shot in my day.
YOU MUST ALL BE SO LONELY AND SAD. THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT IS YOU. THINK ABOUT THAT AND THEN FIND A NICE THERAPIST TO TAKE ALL YOUR SELF HATRED ON.
Women have nothing to offer but pussy, that is all they’re worth. To ridicule pussy it to devalue their easy income. It’s all about the price of pussy and the value of that huge stinkhole.
Dick is causing the price of pussy to drop while the girls are rushing to defend it at the inflated rates.
funny stuff
Dick it´s probably time you become a full-time comedian.
You will get laid even more and be doing society a great justice.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Be proud, for you are the exact opposite of Edgar Allen Poe!
Now this, I am actually willing to believe.
no woman allowed is a rule you must live by because your a fag u bitch!
whoever gave you some of thier sweet meat must have u hooked and not wanting a vagina anymore hahahaha you sicken me. i could probably bench press more than you could woman are doing big things now i bet you have a woman boss thats if your lazy ass has a job!!!!!
….Was that a euphemism for cunnilingus, or were you just saying snails taste yukky?
i think you are scum of the earth for posting this and you might as well be gay for all i know. what normal man doesnt like pussy? i think just mabe your dick is so small you cant find a woman to stick it in now you have to make fun of vaginas to make yourself feel better. anytime you want to argue the point of why you think men are better you sne dme an email i am all fuckin ears for what you have to say!!!!
and this is coming from a 16 year old woman who is probably smarter than you will ever be you small dicked, fat head, faggot bitch ass cracker!
and i dont care what you or any other man has to say woman are superior because we made you stupid ass fucks!!!
like i said if you have a problem with my comment you can email me im free anytime
Penis’s are also gross and alot more akward looking. They remind me of dinosaurs or something else prehistoric and wrinkely. I’m not gonna penalize you for being an idiot, because I’m sure it was something that was learned. Do you think your mother is a whore? Because your mother had the option of geting an abortion before you were born, so your very existence was dependent on a woman. If it wasn’t for the gross vagina that birthed you, you wouldn’t be here to blog about women at all.
I saw you on Dr. Phil and your bald and not so attractive. What makes you think you are better? Is it because you can suck dick better than any woman? I bet you can? :)