Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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Whaaaaa? Woah, wait a second….I’m far from being a feminist. I’m not trying to be demeaning or say that I know everything. I’m just genuinely trying to understand it! Shit, man chill
Fucking Amen to that Doubt! Disertation Cigar for Doubt!
- Sgt. Reyes
Fuck you, whore. You bitches are as interchangeable as my lightbulbs - you ugly americunts, watch me sum up another complex whore-persona with a technique I call cut and paste. It suits you well, you perverted American garbage-whore. You still aren’t a virgin, though, so you get pushed into the water with all of the other trash and filth smelling up my boat. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence?
You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty.
Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life.
You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks.
Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for.
And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
Nobody has any reason to give a shit about what you have to say because you are dull and predictable. I’m not going to argue with you about that, it’s just something I and everyone here thinks of you.
Well you also need to read my above posts to gain the context of where i was coming from. My original point was why say ALL women are this and that…..change the word to ‘many’ to have a more accurate argument……King Wang refuted this remark with the comment you have referred to. Yes I realize he mentioned that the men he had talked to agree with him, however until he has interviewed all men and all agree, he has no real basis to his argument that ALL women are windbags etc.
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If you are going to argue semantics, at least read what he said. He said every man he talks to.
Every man? This in itself is inaccurate. When you have interviewed every male in the world and all agree with you, then you have an accurate assessment. A majorities view even, still cannot say ALL agree, for there will always be those in society who will have a view that is different to the majority (even if they are but a handful).
Well put.
- Sgt. Reyes
@Me$$a- No man hates a vagina, we only hate the speaking ones, and the alternate versions: Mangina’s. We do not rant and rave, that is a womanly passion exclusive to the weaker gender, we only hate the other 3/4’s of the woman attached to the Va-Jay-Jay.
@Mommy Dick- Don’t change “many” to anything, not all are feminist, but all are windbags with the infinite supply of stupid to back it eternally. Credibility is when every man you talk to says the same shit about women, and accuracy is when every man agrees…….which they do.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game Mommy.
She was devious enough to be named ‘A-Track Annie’ after the whole platoon got the crabs. Many of them were unaware of what a slut she was.
- Sgt. Reyes
One other point Sgt. that you made in your post above, I too am fed up with the feminist movement. Their double standards and constant need to prove that they are better then men is unbalanced and immature. Now this site would make sense if it truly was just against feminism and not female kind as a whole. Not all women are feminist windbags…..so instead of Dick and others constantly saying, ALL women are this and that….change the word to MANY instead. You would have a more credible and accurate argument.
I believe Dick is hitting on two seperate points here.
1. Women make out their vaginas to be some sort lottery jackpot winning when in fact it is only a sex organ… and yes vaginas CAN be ugly as shit. Wax it and clean it, make sure you’re not a fat bitch and I’ll eat that thing like it was fucking candy.
2. Many women are whorish sluts. I know of a woman who we nicknamed ‘A-Track Annie’ (due to the fact she was known for fucking Marines in their A-Tracks) who gave an entire PLATOON the crabs! That would be a vagina that is ‘puke city’.
- Sgt. Reyes
P.S. I doubt there are any Men on here who are queer. Just fed up with feminist bullshit, the bitchy western woman and all the laws that fuck men over.
I just have one question that maybe somebody can shed some light on for me….Now I’m not dissing men or anything, but I don’t understand how guys can rant and rave about how much they hate vaginas and that they are “fucking gross”, but they aren’t fags! Supposedly. I would think that a guy that hates vaginas would also hate fucking a girl.
So you’re lesbian? Don’t even answer that as it was rhetorical. Any group of women that have an all out vibrator session are rugmunchers. I had a woman once tell me it was normal for women to sleep in the same bed naked together?! So if you come home and you find your husband and his best male friend lying in bed half-clothed they’re not fags?
Your opinion counts as even less being a dyke.
- Sgt. Reyes
Your pussy? I highly doubt it.
- Sgt. Reyes
There’s only one good thing about Anglo-American women… and even that stinks!
so you dont like eating p*ssy? Well, im sure there are many other men willing to fill that request. Go eat some dick, im sure you prefer that.
We know you all love the Penis. Prefer it.