Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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well said jar
Its really hard to tell if Dick is intentially writing this ignorant trite nonesence to be so absent of intelectual thought, or if he really is this stupid. If it intentional than hes a smart guy, for hatefull propaganda is an easy way to attracked large quantities of American readers; essencially securing his website’s success. I doubt, however, he is this keen. I find it laughable, as a “man”, to hear my side of the sex proclaim their hate for women on such supperficial and baseless ideals. Having a penis doesnt inherently make anyone better. Having a vagina doesnt automatically make you the stereotype Dick would have you believe. Theres nothing magical about either sex. As far as the vagina being gross, are you serious? Maybe a woman hating ignorant chauvanist pig can only pick at the disease ridden bottom of barrel, but I have the vagina to be absolutely wonderful! I would take it over the penis any day, because the penis is an awkward smelly apendage. Its the first to shrival in fear, it hides when it gets chilly, and looks like a skin covered mushroom. Instead of blaming your insicurities, short commings, and failures on a group of people you obviously know nothing about, maybe you should move out of your mommy’s basement, get a job, get some rea life experience and maybe then you’ll realise that its not matter of sex, but humanity.
Get the fuck off this site feminist scum.
I’ll bet you are actually a lesbian poet by the way you sound. That, or you had your dick unfortunately removed in a horrid accident and have become a bitter, penis hating shell of a man because of it.
That is deplorable. And I am quite sure any heterosexual man would disagree. American men are very uptight about themselves. I tend to find French men to be the most sensual and easy going of all races so far.
“Well you know what, for once women are right.”
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” - A Man
Women are so funny. they come here with the same type of ” you must be gay ” insult.
no , im not gay becuase your vagina is so repulsive , that i indeed vomit my brains out. im sorry , amybe if your vagina looked somewhat , Normal…. I’d be interested.
You all must be gay. I can’t reason why you’d like women if you find them so gross and stupid. Go ahead and screw eachother. Dick is, respectfully, gay.
Muzalon,
I’m hardly “pussy-whipped”, just a normal red blooded man! I, too am repulsed by radical forms of modern feminism. However, Ken Burns’ 1999 documentary on Susan B. Anthony & Elizabeth Cady Stanton made me realize how mistreated women were, in 19th Centuty America. Just think, it was 72 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence that the Seneca Falls Convention was held. It would be another 72 years before women won the right to vote, in 1920.
I found young Susan B. Anthony attractive(20s-40’s), and would have gladly gone out with her, had I been around in her time!
Mutual respect is important to maintain, between the genders. I see nothing wrong with praising women’s best parts, as they are exceptionally beautiful and desirable to guys! Also, people should stop thinking that the active partner in oral sex is in a subservient position. A man pleasuring a woman in this manner, like a woman similarly pleasuring a man, is NOT being demeaned! We should all de-emphasize “power elements” in sexual dynamics (a feminist obsession), and just enjoy pleasing our partners!
Clearly pussy-whipped by the Anglo-American matriarchy….
Yes he is. If this “guy” is so infatuated with pussies I here there’s an operation for that, then you can admire you fem-junk all day long you human fuck up!
I realize this post is coming a bit late, but I just discovered this board. I wish to set a few things straight. I am a straight male, and consider vaginas/vulvas to be the most beautiful things in the world! All straight guys should consider that the sacred vagina is the only 100% female component. Women have breasts, as do men. Women have legs, as do men. True, the female breasts are shaped somewhat different than those of the male, as are the legs. Yet, both genders share them. Only a woman has that most beautiful of all things, though! Never mind that the clitoris is said to be analogous to the penis, and tha vagina to the scrotum. A penis IS NOT a clitoris, and a scrotum IS NOT a vagina!!
As the vagina/vulva is the only 100% female component, it mystifies me how ANY heterosexual man can poke fun at, or devaluate it. To me, vaginas are more beautiful, and, yes better than penises. If any straight guy disputes that, then why do most of us desire the vagina so much? It is the essence of femininity, more complex than the penis, more beautiful, and most worthy of our attention!
I have the January issue of Playboy, and really appreciated seeing the vaginas of Brittney, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton. Though all 3 are beautiful, I would vote Brittney’s vagina as the MOST attractive!
So please guys, stop thrashing the vagina, and start paying homage to it, during intamicy with a girl!
oh….this all makes sense now…..dick is so gay and so are they boys on the site……..no shame in being gay boys…..women love gay men….they are easy to get along with….hope you have a bright future
“Well you know what, for once women are right.”
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” - A Man
So you want to compare my penis to Deuce Bigalow 2? If my johnson was as gay as that fucken movie, I would be the biggest shit-stabber ever. I would say my penis is more like Jurassic Park III. A familiar premise, perhaps a bit shorter than the others you’ve seen, but with more action and better effects.
no matter how fucking hot britney spears was when she was 16, i have not found one man who thought her muff shot was anything but disgusting.
So, if you all claim to hate vagina’s, you must all be gay, right? Go shove a dick up your ass :)
u dont deserve your awesome amazing mustash u nigger loving homo
ive never heard a straight man with such an amazing mustash say that vaginas are gross. and your girl talking about britney spears..damn u are freakin gay..and u bitch more than any fatty house wife i think ive ever seen. real men dont bitch that much and eat vagina on a daily basis and they sure as fuck dont gossip about britney spears. dang your queer
Indeed I am.
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Doubt I do believe you are slowly but surely coming to the darkside.
It hurts at first… but in time you will treasure your new found potential and lack of black and white moral center.. which would only hold you back in this rotten shitheap culture waiting to be kicked in and collapsed upon the rats inside it.
Commander Scott and Muzalon are the only ones who see the forest for the fucking trees.
Verbal bickering contests are the realm of the female, they are comfortable in that realm as a serpant slivering in the sands.
Coordinated violence is how real power is achieved, and it’s the one thing men are talented at and the only thing that women fear. We’ve tried to convince the arrogant animal to just please wake up and stop ruining our socities, but it won’t listen.
We few are the sons of liberty, and must do whatever it takes to restore justice to the West before the disease spreads to the masculine societies throughout this planet.
Fascists tend to do a lot of projecting. Feminism is no exception to any textbook-definition hate group.
Did someone just equate this rambling crap with reason?