Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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im cracking up as i read this and drink my 8th beer of the night!
Because he’s a man.
-Dick
How would you know JP?
No, you’re the idiot, ms.
Darn, everybody has already said that vaginas smell like fish.
Thus my comment is that vaginas can’t be as clean as these women claim. If vaginas really were self cleaning then why do douches fly off the shelves? And how the hell can something be considered clean when it was washed in period blood?
That’s puke city to me.
i fucked your mom and her pussy stank.
Haha just kidding about the mom part but come on lets think about this logically for a sec. Everyone knows vaginas smell like fish. Everyone. I’ve never once heard a joke about a stank penis but i probably hear a dozen vaginas-smell-like-fish jokes in a day. Come on people.
Plus, why are women even commenting on here? Didn’t they read the part that says ‘no women allowed’?!
what the fuck, Mr. Masterson.
you think telling us to fuck off is going to stop us from comming on? wo your an idiot
It’s because they all want to fuck me. I think I wrote an article proving it a while ago.
-Dick
im not circumsized and i dont smell like fish.
every vagina ever smells like fish though.
There is some sense to this. Part of the purpose of the foreskin is to mimic a lubricating effect through physical means. Women who dont produce much lubrication are often less comfortable with an uncircumcised penis.
BS
OK PEOPLE!!!!!! Go read a biology book or something and LEARN!! Yes, vaginas are self-cleansing.. it is always clean inside. But not outside. Without circumcision BOTH penises and vaginas SMELL THE SAME!! WHY?? Because what you’re smelling is a substance called “smegma,” a cheesy goo with that distinct “fishy” smell.
And talk about too much information, every guy who commented saying penises don’t smell - are circumsized!!! Although you may be delighted by its lack of smegma, intercourse might not be as enjoyable for you or even your woman!! But you probably won’t notice it anyway.
Do you even know what a penis, let alone a circumcision, is, lady? I somehow doubt it.
- Nino d’Angelo - Senza Cravata
The penis don’t require a cleaning like a vagina does.
There is so much oozing out of the insides of women, it pours out of every hole including their mouths.. Circumcision came about for different reasons. Female Circumcision was implemented because some tribes realized that most women can’t remain loyal and women are never satisfied.
Penises will always be cleaner because men have women to give us blowjobs to clean them off for us. Women are spiritually and physically nasty - masochists who love being abused and consuming filth. Keep sucking, we know you will.
Diesel said:
Do you know what I do when I get that “not so fresh feeling� down there? Nothing, because I don’t. Because I have a penis, and penises are always clean. End of story.
If it weren’t for circumcision, penises would be dirtier and smellier than you men claim that vaginas are.
i fucked your mom and her pussy stank.
Haha just kidding about the mom part but come on lets think about this logically for a sec. Everyone knows vaginas smell like fish. Everyone. I’ve never once heard a joke about a stank penis but i probably hear a dozen vaginas-smell-like-fish jokes in a day. Come on people.
Plus, why are women even commenting on here? Didn’t they read the part that says ‘no women allowed’?!
what the fuck, Mr. Masterson.
Ahem. One word - circumcision. Proving that not only is the penis not naturally self-cleaning, but that some men are extremely lazy.
First part was too funny to quote lest I start laughing uncontrollably again.
Ah, but most women don’t do a very good job of cleaning these days now do they?
-wolfe
Maybe I’m unique, but the amount of time that I’ve had to spend wondering whether the “balance of cleansers” in my penis is correct is exactly none. I’m not even thinking about it now, because I’m all booked up thinking about how dumb that comment was. Do you know what I do when I get that “not so fresh feeling” down there? Nothing, because I don’t. Because I have a penis, and penises are always clean. End of story.
And you wouldn’t think that women would have so much trouble keeping the “balance of cleansers” right when cleaning is what they were put on earth to do in the first place.
Just a tasteless overt publicity stunt, if you ask me. One should make provisions for plausible deniability in perpetrating such silly schemes. She prolly just completely alienated the dwindling remainder of her mentally reduced fans, hopefully, and grossed out by the sheer power of her overcoming cellulite any innocent person overcome with curiosity.
- Grave Digger - Twilight Of The Gods