Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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Well, please keep in mind that’s not for all of us.
@Chivalrous, it’s about attitude and planning for the future. What do you intend to do that will let you have kids (even with a willing woman) and support them? Figure that out. Make a plan and execute. There are plenty of skilled trades that pay well. Delivering pizza isn’t one of them. Join the Army/Navy. Don’t sit in your brother’s apartment delivering pizza.
-wolfe
Since you’re a traditional chivalrous bastard, I don’t care what you think. What are you even doing here? I think what you really want is a return to the days when men paid all the bills, opened doors to women and went got drafted to war while women got to live.
As for the homosexual thing, that’s another advantage women have over men. You see, they say women are universally bisexual, while men are either gay or straight. This sucks. I want to be either gay or bi. I hate having only women to turn to sexually. Too bad that you guys are all so straight, because, well, it means you’ll have to put up with women no matter what. Your loss.
Well, please keep in mind that’s not for all of us.
@Chivalrous, it’s about attitude and planning for the future. What do you intend to do that will let you have kids (even with a willing woman) and support them? Figure that out. Make a plan and execute. There are plenty of skilled trades that pay well. Delivering pizza isn’t one of them. Join the Army/Navy. Don’t sit in your brother’s apartment delivering pizza.
-wolfe
Chivalrous,
You are selling yourself short, my friend.
You see, the feminist strategy over the past 50 years was to beat down the self esteem of the average guy. The only type of guy immune to this was the alpha male “bad boy” types, and this is why they are succeeding - they are not to be hated and envied (although of course we’re only human and will to some exten) - they are to be learned from.
First and foremost - never follow the advice of these whores - it’s all feminist propaganda designed to lower your self esteem and make you look foolish.
The truth is, women go less for model good looks and much more for power and image.
As long as you have a good sense of who you are, a decent job, decent looks and decent style - you need to be proud of that and internalize it in your core and “represent” it on the outside via your style, clothes, car - always think in terms of your social/economic/personal power.. and flaunting what you have - just as these bitches flaunt what they have (their looks, which is what men are attracted to in women).
Basically, just have a good sense of who you are and who you want to be and embody that, reflect that in your entire being, both inside and out. And never give off a sense of desperation, like you can’t get a girl - always reflect an air that you have lots of options available and the girl should be just happy to have a date with you. Girls can always smell fear, desperation, whiny-ness, pathetic behavior — this is why you need to just see them for the little dumb cunts they are, just take it easy and perhaps the girl will be a nice girl.
And you should think of yourself as the hunter, the chooser, not the one who has to dance to their tune. You should have a good sense of the “league” of girl you can get, and the type of personality you want for a relationship. Do you like conservative, moderate or liberal girls ? Sensitive or insensitive girls ? Dominant or submissive girls ? Laid back or hyper girls ?
The key in identifying your personality relationship “type” is in knowing thyself - the type of girl you will naturally “mesh” with would most likely be the opposite of your own personality.
Good luck, and don’t let the feminists beat you down ! Remember that is and always has been their goal - so they can improve their market advantage and control over us. They can only win once you stop fighting. Learn as much as you can about women and what they want - for your own benefit - both so you can exploit the whores, and so you can find a nice girl for a relationship if that is what you desire.
Wow, you’ve just written a dissertation on what to do to impress women. You obviously care a lot. I don’t. Today, I kissed a boy who studies in my college, at a party. Guess what? It was awesome! I couldn’t tell the difference between that and kissing a girl. Sure, he was kind of emo, feminine looking and such, but since I want turn gay, I’ve got to start somewhere.
Chivalrous,
I know guys that have much less than that and get laid weekly. You have no self confidence, and you sound very depressed. My advice is to “work on yourself” - do some soul searching - make a list/journal if you need to. Go get some help if you need to - I’m not sure if you have health insurance - but perhaps you’re depressed and need some meds to help you cope - nothing wrong with that. I’m not one of these guys whose either overly sensitive or overly macho - I believe in doing what’s smart and right in order to win - sensitive or macho or whatever - in order to take control of a situation by any means neccessary - whether that means acting like a “faggot” in the eyes of the idiots - fuck them - winning is all - when you win you can look back down at them and shit on their faces.
You’ve been through a lot in your life, and you are stronger than you probably realize. You need to value yourself and what you’ve been through. Some of the greatest men came from the harshest of circumstances, because they rose above the odds - you can too if you work on your problems.
Do you have any female friends ? Hanging around with guys is not going to help you improve on anything - most guys don’t know shit about shit except sports and bumming around. Find a good girl or a smart guy who you can talk to as a friend, who can give you some advice and listen to your problems.
Also, I’ve found that sensitive, smart, calm, romantic girls are far more understanding of males with problems, and dont even like “macho” men - they prefer sensitive men. You should try to find a girl like that for a girlfriend… there are girls like that out there who hate macho jerky men, and would value your type of “real” personality.
Thanks dudes, but my goose is cooked - I’m a walking corpse.
Let me give you a quick history:
–Conceived a bastard and given up for adoption at birth.
–Adopted by religious nuts with 4 other natural kids.
–Brainwashed and kept pure until the age of about 14/15.
–First crush at 14 - never talk to her - She starts dating an alpha.
–First ‘girlfriend’ at 16 - never move on her - She dumps me.
–Ex-first-girlfiend is neighbor - starts bringing home various guys to make out with on the front lawn.
–Ex-first-girlfiend loses virginity to old friend and bears his (bastard) child. Goes on to have 2 other kids by 2 other men.
–Lose my virginity to friend’s girlfriend at 20 - no more sex until 23
–Meet only serious girlfriend at 23 - date 4.5 years (4 with sex).
From year 1999 on, I have not dated, made out, screwed, or even held hands with a member of the opposite sex. They will not come near me. I swear I’m not even that bad looking - I have all my hair, I am 6 foot 200 pounds with some college education.
WHY won’t they date/touch me? Here’s why:
I am 36 with a ‘95 Corrolla w/247,000 miles on it.
I own no property - I live with my 2 brothers in a 2 bedroom apartment, I have no credit cards.
I have no savings and I deliver pizza.
Understand that I must suffer as much as 50 more years of this misery - I was brainwashed into being terrified of suicide.
For gods sake, this conversation is truly disgusting.
That is the best advice Ive read in awhile, I have lived this way for the past 9 years and it works. Thanks Beta for sayin it better than I could have.
Do not give up Chivalrous.
To add to the topic, the last full time girlfriend I had (many years ago) was the deal breaker for me. She was such a bitch, and she probly didnt realize just what a feminist she truly was.
Heres 2 examples of her bullshit:
Im an excellent cook, so I would often cook for her. At first I didnt mind her not doing the dishes, because I thought of it as a treat. After awhile I asked her if she wouldnt mind doing the dishes since I cooked. She told me that it was my idea to cook, she didnt ask me too, so she shouldnt have to do any dishes. I was amazed she said that, and that was when I started to realize just how shitty most of my girlfriends have been.
The second thing, and the deal breaker for me, was a few weeks after the “dishes” inccident when I reached down to touch her pussy as we were making out, and I felt clumps?!?! I asked her what that was, she hesitated a moment then calmy told me she just had her period. I asked her if it was over, she said yes. I then asked her why there were still clumps of blood in her pussy hair. She look at me like I was crazy and said, “What do you mean?” I said, “Why didnt you wash it?” She had no answer except to give me a dirty look.
When she came home from work the next day, she found all her stuff in the driveway. I told her I never wanted to see her again. That was the last serious relationshiop I have had, since then I dont worry so much about it, I bang a whore here and there to keep me fit. But like Beta male said, you just have to hang in there and not give in to the bullshit, be honest with yourself and you will find a girl for you. I truly believe that, no matter how long it takes.
Yeah and that’s why they make those undie-liners for our not so fresh days. sark!
I’ve been in houses before and stumbled across some panties sunny side up that looked like they were worn for a month straight. Why leave these out for anyone to see? One was an ex-girlfriends place. I dumped her shortly after puking my guts out.
Also, I hear that men who aren’t circumcised ooze blood and bits of placenta about a quarter of the time. Which explains why vaginas are EXACTLY as clean as penises. Amen.
Chivalrous,
You are selling yourself short, my friend.
You see, the feminist strategy over the past 50 years was to beat down the self esteem of the average guy. The only type of guy immune to this was the alpha male “bad boy” types, and this is why they are succeeding - they are not to be hated and envied (although of course we’re only human and will to some exten) - they are to be learned from.
First and foremost - never follow the advice of these whores - it’s all feminist propaganda designed to lower your self esteem and make you look foolish.
The truth is, women go less for model good looks and much more for power and image.
As long as you have a good sense of who you are, a decent job, decent looks and decent style - you need to be proud of that and internalize it in your core and “represent” it on the outside via your style, clothes, car - always think in terms of your social/economic/personal power.. and flaunting what you have - just as these bitches flaunt what they have (their looks, which is what men are attracted to in women).
Basically, just have a good sense of who you are and who you want to be and embody that, reflect that in your entire being, both inside and out. And never give off a sense of desperation, like you can’t get a girl - always reflect an air that you have lots of options available and the girl should be just happy to have a date with you. Girls can always smell fear, desperation, whiny-ness, pathetic behavior — this is why you need to just see them for the little dumb cunts they are, just take it easy and perhaps the girl will be a nice girl.
And you should think of yourself as the hunter, the chooser, not the one who has to dance to their tune. You should have a good sense of the “league” of girl you can get, and the type of personality you want for a relationship. Do you like conservative, moderate or liberal girls ? Sensitive or insensitive girls ? Dominant or submissive girls ? Laid back or hyper girls ?
The key in identifying your personality relationship “type” is in knowing thyself - the type of girl you will naturally “mesh” with would most likely be the opposite of your own personality.
Good luck, and don’t let the feminists beat you down ! Remember that is and always has been their goal - so they can improve their market advantage and control over us. They can only win once you stop fighting. Learn as much as you can about women and what they want - for your own benefit - both so you can exploit the whores, and so you can find a nice girl for a relationship if that is what you desire.
I swear, this site is fucking hilarious.
I never thought I would find other men out there that understand the vast potential and beauty that women obviously have yet realize how horribly corrupted their minds have become in this society.
They are sick to a degree that is almost unfathomable to me.
I have been told by countless women that:
I care too much.
I am too ‘nice’.
I am not confident enough.
My teeth are ugly.
I am too smart.
I seem boring.
All the time with their vaginas oozing nasty blood and that load from the guy they let rape them (Well he was cute anyway).
Up yours you stink ass whores! You could have had a loyal, loving, hard-working man, but I guess I have to beat off for the rest of my life because I can’t fuck monkeys…
No, Cunt, thanks. I think your friend is actually a lesbian, like you, trying to convince herself that she’s straight.
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I find the blatant hypocrisy and manipulations of women to be amazing.
On one hand, they pretend to be all compassionate about various “underdog” groups such as gays, then turn around and use that group to humiliate straight men.
As with all things with women, it’s all about maximizing attention, status and resources: (1.) acting nurturing to get people to think you’re socially conscious, feminine and “smart” (2.) act all bitchy to show off feminist cred to female peer group to get people to think you’re “strong” (3.) act both nurturing and bitchy to “save” gays and shame straight men at same time in order to extract maximum gain from both.
Ahhh, it’s all so simple once one comes to understand the core logic of the female brain: show a different face to each group, play all sides against the middle, deny playing any role except a virtuous one, walk away with maximum gain of status and resources in the midst of the chaos.
Adjust the formula to the “taste” of the specific situation. Rinse, wash, repeat.
And this is why I feel, since the female gender is incapable of competing honorably and accountably, it is simply foolish for men to ever attempt to deal with women in an equal fashion as he would another male. Iow, “equality” with women is simply not possible, and only allows women to assume a position of superiority when men attempt to play fairly with them - as has happened over the past 50 years.
LOL
If I needed to convince myself that I was straight, I certainly wouldn’t be on this website.
No, Cunt, thanks. I think your friend is actually a lesbian, like you, trying to convince herself that she’s straight.
I’m glad I have a man-brain with lots of extra man-brain cells to spare. We men evolved all these extra man brain cells just because of beer.
You didn’t know that?
Oh right you’re a woman.
That makes about as much sense as I’d expect from a marsupial.
However, a few noteworthy conclusions may be drawn. Permit me to elaborate:
1. Give your phone number to a marsupial and expect the whole world to know it.
2. Marsupials are, at best, latently homophobic.
3. Marsupials presume to be the end all, be all authority on someone else’s sexual inclinations and predilections. Perfect strangers as well as familial or familiar figures.
4. Marsupials fancy themselves anything but execrable and usually quite adept at puns. Which they really are and aren’t, respectively.
Regards to all present, and please excuse my immixtion.
Now, regarding those presents…
- Dante Thomas ft Pras - Miss California (rap rmx)
It must be opposite day. While you P Cod, are a straight man trying to convince us that you are gay, my best gay friend tried to convince me that he is straight, today. Do you want his number? Maybe you can sort each other out.
Bullshit, Cunt. In my country no man is mutilated except for the very small Jewish community, and yet the rate of penile infections and ballanites caused by excessive smegma is close to nil. Conversely, it is women who are always going to the gynecologist to treat yeast infections and such. It also goes to show the compassion that women have for little boys that they allow doctors to slice and dice their penises, but any thing done to a girl’s genetials is “MUTILATION! MUTILATION!”. And don’t come wit the bullshit that the female version is worse, because it’s not true. In fact, more tissue is removed in the male version than in the female one. Women are gross and disgusting people, both physically as well as morally, and I truly wish I were gay. I’m checking out lots of pics of naked guys to see if I can become gay, so that I won’t have to deal with you cunts ever again. So far, no erection - but I’m getting close. I wish my lucky stars to bestow homosexuality on me, so I can be free from female tyrany. I want to be gay! I want to be gay! I want to be gay! Women hate gay men, not only because they’re the only true men, but also because they’re better than women at things thy’re supposed to excel. As a frind of mine once warned me:
“Don’t ever get a gay friend.”
When I asked him why, he replied:
“Because he’ll dress you and groom you much better than your girlfriend/wife ever could, and she’ll hate it.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Men are better than women even at areas women are supposed to no better, like fashion and cooking. Look at the fashion industry, and all the top designers are men. Look at the Wold’s best cooks: all male. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Women are such fucking incompetent turds! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now, I’ve been looking at lots of gay guys lately, and I can definitely undestand gayness. I never got an erection looking at a naked guy, but thee are many who are very attractive. I look at some gay guys who are in their late thirites or even forty, and they still look like they’re in their early twenties, with perfect skin, a six-pack and full, silky hair. They actually dress vey simply, contray to the stereotype, but they have such impeccable sense of style that they always look slick. These guys are gogeous, although unfortunately I wouldn’t be able to get an erection with them. Compare them to women, who usually start falling apart at age 25 and already look old at age 30. Most gay guys in their late forties to early fifties look better than women at 30. These fat bitches have full bags of wrinkles around their eyes, 50 lbs excess bofyfat and graying hair at 30. Also, the other advantage is that both guys have penises, so they know what to do with each other.
yea, that makes you a drunk. Enjoy the progression of brain damage.
im cracking up as i read this and drink my 8th beer of the night!