Women’s Vaginas Are Puke City
I’m going to talk about Britney Spears’ stupid vagina today even though I don’t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what’s happened.
In that case, I’m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value. Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful pictures out of chalk and trashcans? Or some other man and some fire turn a bunch of wood into more fire? That’s what I’m talking about.
Men are better than women because penises are better than vaginas.
Here’s why I don’t give even half a damn about Britney Spears and her precious fucking vagina.
Item 1: A female celebrity took some whorish pictures.
So has every woman. Browse MySpace for about five seconds for proof of that, or better yet just go take some random pictures of naked women. Why do you think photographers get laid so much? Women love that compromising manner of shit.
Item 2: A recently divorced woman took some whorish pictures.
Women are so completely incapable of affecting the world around them the only way they can try to hurt anyone (including an ex-husband) is by hurting themselves. Have you heard of bulimia? A lot of men haven’t because it’s a stupid problem and men don’t waste their time on stupid bullshit. Bulimia is the condition in which some poor fucking princess tries to get back at the world by abusing herself alone in the dark. What a waste of time!
Item 3: Vaginas are gross.
I’ve heard about Britney Spears and her fucking vagina pictures from three separate women today, who were each frothing at the mouth like rabid turkeys and flapping their giblets in such fervor I thought something gross was going to pop off of something else gross.
And so did they.
Women are gross and have cooties and they know it. That’s why they’re all so fucking excited about Britney Spears and her vagina and her smiley face caesarian scar. It’s like women all over the world are walking around this week wearing T-shirts that say “Vaginas Are” on the front part and then “Gross!” in big fuck off capital letters on the back.
Well you know what, for once women are right.
Men and their penises are featured not only in historic statues of artistic fame and incalculable worth, but also in comedies like Something About Mary and the advertisements for Deuce Bigolo 2. The man fact of the world is that penises have been bringing laughter and wonderment to the world for hundreds of thousands of years.
The only thing vaginas have ever done is ruined tasteful photos.
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December 28th, 2006 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fdb78f644952
Part 1 of my response to BMU.
@BMU, your response in post 138 is one of the most intelligent things I’ve seen on this board. I don’t agree with all of it, but the spirit behind it is 5×5, and you know a hawk from a handsaw.
Respect, as Ali G would say.
Please let me be blunt now.
Rubbish. First, Sony and I have nothing in common other than the letter ‘o’. Second, and most importantly, I do not accuse you of anything; I’m genuinely trying to understand your proposals and perspective. Which former I still don’t grasp.
I note below that you twist (interpret would probably be a fairer word; I’ll leave twist because I’m trying to dialogue honestly with you) libertarian in the context of societal governance and evolution. I believe you do the same above.
So do I (sort of), but there is indeed great subtlety here.
Wow. That’s both brilliant and… uh… not so much. For any twit-like person still reading, my criticism is directed very narrowly at BMU. You don’t get to play unless you’ve read the philosophers he mentions below.
I can’t possibly agree with your paragraph above… as I read it. Let’s just agree to disagree for now, and I will certainly stipulate your argument is a reasonable baseline.. (Obviously, for example, there’s a trivial Christian counterargument to you, but that’s dependent upon axioms you likely don’t accept).
I don’t buy hardcoded at all.
Look, this is the reductionist biological argument and it’s circa 500 years old.
Bluntly, the biologists and philosophers who so argue are ignorant of modern physics and I’ll simply (mis)quote the Bard: “There is more on this earth than is dreamt of in thy philosophy”.
Not really, unless you magically (as I think you do) port Adam Smith as a founder of the US. You play a bit of a game with ‘libertarian’ in simply ascribing progress in the west to the best of libertarian ideals, whereas progress in the west is based on a more complex melange (though may be ultimately due to libertarian ideas — I’d LIKE that to be true, but neither you nor I have proof of same).
I suspect we’d mostly agree on Jefferson. Let’s stipulate that for now.
Don’t have a problem with sexist, other than irrationally sexist. The rest, yep.
And here Part 1 ends… more to follow.
-wolfe
December 29th, 2006 at 6:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 257b5d432428d
eywan gowtew pee ooksietee wear tagulssa haatan stelalya basisin baeba
somthing just fell out off the skyyyyyy
o tenessee what did u write
we come 2gether in tha middle of the nite
January 5th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
I think we should call this language womanese.
January 5th, 2007 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f2f75705a096b
LULU BIRD SHOOT THE DOORBELL OFF MY HEAD
January 5th, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5e5ce833b90a9
Cow says what?
January 6th, 2007 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 24eaaa3978622
Women seldom make sense.
January 6th, 2007 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Indeed. Thank goodness for cold cuts and programmable universal remotes.
January 6th, 2007 at 7:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 24eaaa3978622
What we need is for a man to invent a remote control with a ‘mute‘ button for women.
January 6th, 2007 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b8680b8aa4f42
Eating cold cuts barehanded with no bread is the manliest thing ever.
January 6th, 2007 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I’m afraid a remote that universal if beyond but God to devise.
- Corina, Pacha Man, Marius Moga - Nimeni nu ne poate desparti
February 16th, 2007 at 8:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
why the hell do you look at vaginas then? this must be some kind of joke
February 16th, 2007 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
It helps with aiming.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
Go live a sexless existance then
February 16th, 2007 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Quite.
What exactly does it mean when a woman blows her top? Is it a sharia bomber thing?
February 20th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
we look at vaginas dont mean we want to eat that shit. Muffen is like eating a damn 3 year old tuna sandwhich. Clean your shit bitches.
February 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5839530dbb720
“Eating cold cuts barehanded with no bread is the manliest thing ever.”
And opening a can of tuna and eating it breadless and mayo-less with a fork is so fucking manly I might burst. If it wasn’t for the powerful raw amino acids and Omega3 soothing me.
February 20th, 2007 at 5:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: c62f8dc0940a6
I can’t believe I missed this one before. Damn good one, sonyad.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d92761d9c2f5
Ok this site is the biggest piece of sexist shit I have ever seen. You must be gay. Seriously, I’m a dude and I don’t think anything about men being better then women. I think your just narrow minded. ^_^
April 4th, 2007 at 5:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Liar! You’re a woman, and women don’t think.
April 4th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 35a3bf5e9bc19
No, Females comments are the biggest piece of sexist shit.