Broken Glass, Broken Ass
I have never yelled at a woman in anger. The only time I’ve yelled at a woman was when she was about to do something dangerous to herself or to something expensive. That’s almost the same thing anyway.
The world is not covered in safety rubber; nor is it a plastic ball pit for little kids to frolic and pee in. It’s a dangerous place full of sharks and wolves and funny bone-whackers, and women need to kept away from that stuff as urgently as possible so they don’t hurt themselves.
I yell at women all the fucking time.
I was at a restaurant not an hour ago when there came a great shattering of glass from the table next to me. A plate had been thrown to the floor by a careless woman who handled her menu about as well as she handled her SUV. Standard fare for a restaurant and a bus boy was already on his way with a broom when someone started shouting.
“Jesus God, don’t touch that! It’s broken glass!”
That someone was me saving that ridiculous woman’s hand and possibly her life.
Women are obsessively compelled to pick up glass they’ve just broken. I would say that’s the dumbest thing anyone could possibly do, but my name is Dick Masterson and I have a website called MenAreBetterThanWomen.com. I wrote the book on dumbness. Pleasure to meet you.
Afraid of Daddy
Women pick up broken glass with the focus and fervor of a child ravaging a pinata because they are all afraid of their daddy. Not you. I mean their actual daddy.
Women are sexual maniacs. Everyone’s heard of the Oedipus Complex, but no one’s heard of the reverse one because it’s ubiquitous as shit. Every woman has it. No one’s heard of a flying bird or a gross tumor for the same reason. They’re all fucking gross.
Women and their obsession with sex and their fathers is the only thing that could make them throw their hands at broken glass and think it’s a good thing. Frankly, I’m disgusted by it.
Not an hour ago, but five minutes later, I was in that very same restaurant in that very same seat and heard that very same sound. I was completely unsurprised to watch another woman hazardously pluck china fragments off the ground. I had already shouted and since that’s the best way to solve a problem, I didn’t bother trying anything else.
This woman actually struggled with the broom to get the big piece. Maybe women compulsively pick up broken glass because they think broken plates look like pie and not because they’re afraid their fathers won’t have sex with them.
Fuck it. I’m a man. I don’t have to make the choice between being a slut or a blind hillbilly. Men are better than women.
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i am such a clutz, my dad is too though so that’s a puzler.
by the way do any guys here think little boys are better than little girls, or is there an age that women hit where you start hating them?
Men have Mens genes since day 1 of fetus forming so of course little Boys are better than those useless and worthless little girls.
Isn’t Freud now largely discredited by evolutionary psychology and the theories of Sir Karl Popper?
whiskeytits is right, although Freud did refer to it as the ‘feminine’ oedipus complex, because he did not feel Elektra properly represented the female aspect (or that it was quite different at all from the male construct). As far as Freud goes, though, there were quite a few things he was right about, especially the developmental anatomy of humans. How do we know that your “toes curl” during good sex? (The nerves for feet and genitalia are quite close together…as are the nipples and earlobes….interesting) Freud labeled the developing neurology of infants and young children who died early in life. It was through the observation of the order that he came up with his theory describing phases of sexual growth (different stages of development showed the orgasmic region of brain connected to different nerves -oral, anal, etc. ).
But even Freud was not all about hats and genitals as Ana (stupid women) pointed out.
“Sometimes a cigar is just…. a cigar.” - Freud
The “reverse of the Oedipus complex” is called the Electra complex, the term being coined by Carl Jung.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_complex
Furthermore, thanks Heidi. For wasting valuable fucking oxygen. Women like you make me ashamed of my gender (rather than just envious of the stronger sex). You’re making me weigh the pros and cons of just never picking up another book and waiting to stop breathing. Do yourself a favor and end it.
I’m no expert but it’s not a conscient thing. It occurs mostly when females are below or close to the age of ten and feel a subconscient attraction to their fathers and believe their mothers have “castrated” them, as they want to take their mother’s role next to the father. Forgive my bad English.
Hey, she may be a woman, but never. Ever. Fuck with england, you americunt, fuck you.
The correct spelling is “Vacuuming.”
Thank you for contributing to this website and proving that men are in fact, better than women.
We leave vaccuming, or “hoovering”, you English CUNT, because, thats the only thing we are willing to allow you to make a fuck-up of, like you do to everything you try you hand at. CUNT.
“Snatch isn’t for at the game…..Snatch is for AFTER….”
“The truith is that because men are stronger they treat women inferior.”
Heidi…
The truth is nothing of the kind. Because men are stronger than women, men put women on pedestals. They tout them as superior, softer, kinder, more compasionate. They try to protect them. They try to win women’s approval. They are something worth dying for. Women and children first. In life and death situations, even the most important men’s lives are seen as secondary to the least important women’s. Women are only too willing to oblige.
Ahhh…Freud…tehe…the man had far fetched thinking, especially for his day..but there is a reason he is known as the father of psychology.
While I’m sure there are some women to whom the Electra complex applies, I agree that it isn’t normal. Freud was an interesting psychologist, but he was also wrong about nearly everything. Try reading Freud’s “The Interpretation of Dreams” (hat=genitals?).
Heidi,
Let me see if I can fill that petite lil’ juvenile mind up with just a small bit of man wisdom for you, and answer your question:
Answer: Because your brothers realize that their precious time of freedom is about to end and they understand that they will be spending the next 65 years of their pitiful lives slaving to try and please their ungrateful wives, who will eventually piss away all of their money and drive all of them to an early grave.
So honey, be a good lil’ sis and shut the fuck up and go get your brother’s a beer.
So very very sadly true.
Don’t count on it.
Blowjobs.
This is a woman writing, by the way that psycologist just gave the opinion of some psycotic person, I don’t know what u all believe.
I believe that that piece of information was completely irrelevant.
Logical fallacy. There is no way you can possibly be certain of that.
Even if she wanted it. Women always want it both ways.
And if the mother “abuse” the son? Double standard? Would not suprise me.
Here is a revelation for you, “Heidi”: You are not women, you are a woman.
Stating that “Women want to have relations with a stranger man not with their father” implies that yu have the knowledge or evidence to back this up. Which you do not, because it is a blatant generalization, and 300% likely to be wrong. If I wanted to, I could probably find a article proving you wrong, but I think logic is enough here.
Now so that Dick do not have to waste his words on you:
Get the f*** off his site.
Dont you like to serve your purpose in life Heidi?
Presto, do the chores.
Studies show that household chores help women prevent cancer. You should be thanking your brothers for their concern.
So true… so true. Then again, your a man. Everything is true.
I am the walrus, coo coo catchoo.