What Do You Call a Woman With Nowhere To Live?
It’s time for another one of my Dick’s Manly Jokes.
What do you call a woman with nowhere to live?
Chaste? No. Nuns won’t fuck anyone (even though God says women are supposed to) and they still have a place to live.
What do you call a woman with nowhere to live?
Call her anything that starts with ‘b’ and rhymes with ‘bitch’. Homeless women are the rudest women with whom it has ever been my misfortune to share a street corner. They ought to be given homes just so their smelliness and grotesqueries are kept far away from children, and more importantly me.
Men are better than women at being homeless.
I have told two lady bums to get the fuck away from me in the last two weeks. This is a true story and something I would never have to say to a man bum. Both of them were as filthy as they were extremely rude. One of these lady vagrants accosted me while I had a large soda in one hand and a large sandwich in the other hand. She wanted me to feel her forehead because she thought she was coming down with some kind of bum-heat-stroke.
“Feel it with what?” I asked her. “Should I grow a third arm out of my ass.”
Like usual when it comes to employing logic and impossibility in a discussion with a woman, the conversation deteriorated rapidly into creative epithets.
The male homeless of the world have brewed up a Thunderbird-sized reputation of class and enduring dignity over the years. Not dignity in the traditional sense, where what you ate for dinner was prepared by a human and not a rummaging snout, but the dignity of providing a token service for a token amount of money and at all times having a positive attitude — and also hilarious hobo top hats. That’s classy.
You will never find a more positive attitude than in a man-bum. Frankly, I don’t know where they get the energy. They’re always singing, or dancing, or telling jokes. Some of my best jokes I’ve gotten from a bum for a dollar. That’s a good fucking deal. Who needs Danny Gans when you can just walk through a bad neighborhood and get the same experience.
I know of one homeless woman who broke into a family pizza restaurant at 3 in the morning and shit on their counter. What was the purpose of that? Whatever the purpose was, I assure you nothing of that sort ever appeared in anything Mark Twain ever wrote.
Bums represent the pure and unadulterated spirit of us that lurks neath the surface of societal trappings and accoutrement. Without a house, a car, vaccinations, money, or any foreseeable success, a man can be joyous and positive as long as he has his man mates. He also might want some booze, but there’s nothing wrong with that — legally or morally.
Women bums are all degenerate and crass meth addicts. They couldn’t tell a joke if you hung an eight ball in front of their nose. But that should be no surprise. They’re still women even though they have no kitchen to wash dishes in.
That’s Man Zen.
Related Articles:
Pages: « 2 [1] Show All
All women should be required to date another woman for 6 months.
Then they will know what men deal with and avoid doing the same shitty things.
Truth: Your book is going to suck with that piss poor grammar and spelling
Was spamming the forums part of this study, you fat ugly liar?
That’s the problem with cunts. They can’t shut up. They don’t stop flapping the jaw. They need to learn how to reserve their salty breath for blow-jobs… really, the fact that a cunt feels nothing after sucking a cock and then making out with a different man - or girl - says a lot about their character.
Tell God “It’s in!”
I could read an IM conversation to get the same effect.
You fucked up, and now you’re fucking yourself over even more by doing a shit-poor job playing it off.
Good luck on that book. Try to get it published without threatening a lawsuit. After all, it isn’t that it’s piss stained in a little girl’s diary. No, it’s because they don’t like fat chicks, with their beautiful cankles stuffed into heels.
Fat-ass lying cunt.
my book when published will be called “ECLIPSES OF SOCIETY” this study will be in chapter five, it will be out in Spring of 08.
ok, for all yall who saw my comments, i must confess, it was all a study. i came on here to see if i could get topics stirred up and now thats all yall talk about! its intriguing! yall got your boxers in a bunch, is another way of expressingit. if i offended anyone on here, im sorry. i truelly am. yall were a great crowd, it was an absolute pleasure meeting all of you. i hope you dont mind that i am using you in a study, all of you will remain annoymous of course. i also wanted to come on here to learn about men and their thinking, its part of my psychology training (applied analysis). I didnt mean anything i said. i found what did and did not trigger responses. i am doing this study to help women know what not to do in relationships so that it lasts. on this site, i enphasized femenism. on some other sites, i emphasized sensitivity, religeon, and so forth. for example, i went on racists sites to see what limit i can push to. Like i said it was a pleasure working and doing buisness with yall. i admire the way you stand firm to your beleifs, and it is aspiring. God bless all of you, take care. and to dick masterson, nice website, ill have to tell women to build one just like it, just kidding.
I meant that it’s better chance you’ll be paid if you actually do something
The problems of abject indigence will be solved when Coderch becomes leader of the World.
P Coderch
As men, we can disagree on certain points, but it doesn’t end up making us life-long enemies, and creating incredible tension in the office.
Necro, I refute your statement:
Because nothing is more annoying than getting your previously squeaky-clean windscreen unnecessarily squeegeed (and inevitably streaked up) when you didn’t ask for it, and then having the fucker demand payment.
Although I don’t usually see homeless women, when I do, they are just as you described men.
Men though. I don’t give them money either but if they ask me for some i just go ‘Sorry mate’ and walk on, not quickly or anything, as if i want to get away from them.
I only give money to people busking on the street. See men playing guitar or the flute on the street. Doing it for free. Man you have to give them something.
Same for street entertainers. One guy, juggled knives while tight rope walking. Actual knives not prop ones.
Earn the shit before you ask for it.
Well gee, my first guess when I saw the question was “[Crack] Whore.” I think I was still right, though only because those boil down to being bitches, and do basically the same thing.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! “lady” bums. Now that’s an oxymoron…
P Coderch