Big Al said:

- NHTSA data suggests that if only men drove:
Traffic accidents would decrease by 22%.

-Big Al

Ha! I can tell you with certainty that if only men drove, traffic accidents would decrease by 98%. After all, I am sure there are some faulty traffic lights.

Fathers and Husbands need to stop letting their daughters and wives, drive!

Well, where I live, on the right side of the state of Washington [Seattle is the wrong side of the state], 90% of the women are solidly pro-life. So, if you’re arguing against abortion, you’ll get no argument from them. Maybe some homemade cookies, but no argument. The other 10% are too busy to argue because they’re busy packing up to move to Seattle.

If you are arguing “anti-life” [what they call pro-choice in Seattle and Portland] then you won’t get any argument from the 90%. They’ll just rip off your head and shit in your neck. And the other 10% are still busy packing up and heading out.

Giannis said:
I dont even get in a car that a female is driving, how about a plane!

A wise move, Giannis, if you believe this site:
- Women drive only 30% of miles driven but are in 37% of the fatal accidents

- How drunk does a man have to be to drive as dangerously as a sober woman? Answer: seven drinks

- Women pilots have a crash rate four times higher than men pilots.

- Women truckers have a crash rate six times higher than men truckers.

- NHTSA data suggests that women drivers are only 70% more likely than men drivers to have a fatal accident.

- NHTSA data suggests that a man who drinks and drives increases his probability of having an accident by 4% and ignores that sober women drivers have a probability of having an accident equivalent to that of men drivers with a BAC of 0.12.

- NHTSA data suggests that if only men drove:
Traffic accidents would decrease by 22%.
9,159 lives would be saved each year.
330,000 lives would be saved over the next 30 years.
$44 billion per year would be saved in crash repair costs.

- NHTSA data suggests that if only women drove:
There would be 23,879 more traffic fatalities each year.
There would be 7,674 more women killed each year.

-Big Al

Despite the fact that the first woman in the UK won her licence in 1911, today only 6% of licensed pilots in the UK are female with less than 3% flying professionally.

No surprises, as usual.

-Dick

Female said:

If a woman was standing exactly mid-way between two or more McDonalds (which can happen) then technically, the nearest McDonalds could be in either or any direction.

According to the US Department of Labor, about 87% of air traffic controllers are men.

We have just seen what a sensible idea this is.

-Big Al

No doubt here.
My sister made that silly joke about men not wanting to ask for directions and I replied “The last time I stopped and asked for directions there was a woman who left me more confused and lost then before I asked her.” Needless to say my sister did not appreciate the truth.
-Women suck at giving directions.

Female said:

If a woman was standing exactly mid-way between two or more McDonalds (which can happen) then technically, the nearest McDonalds could be in either or any direction. To be entirely precise you would need surveyers.

No wonder women are rarely stopped for directions.

gwallan said:

And for gods sake DO NOT show fem a map!!

She doesn’t need one, gwallan. As I understand it, wherever she wants to go could technically be in any direction.

-Big Al

Female, you’re trying for a special case. Even at that you fail. If you want to dispute surveyors; I spent a few weeks working as one (obviously as an apprentice) during the summer.

Dakota is entirely correct, and it doesn’t take surveying experience to say so. Give it a rest.

Here’s my suggestion. Leave this site until July, Eastern Daylight Time. Maybe during that time you will relax; maybe your bf will make you relax; maybe you will hit satori.

Come back in July, be polite, and logical and rational, and you’re more than likely to be met with the same. No dolphins, please.

Attention doesn’t have to be bad. You’re capable of more. Show it.

-wolfe

[ McD's ] [ McD's ]

How many directions can you go in which there are a McDonald’s?

Answer: precisely two. They aren’t located in just any direction, but in two directions. Consequently, a weather vane pointing in any direction other than one of the two in which a McDonald’s is located will not be pointing toward a McDonald’s.

-Dick

Female:

Female said:

Since the accuracy of women is roughly that of a weathervane pointing the way to the nearest McDonalds, this is not the case.

Considering Mcdonalds are in every direction, cheers.
The nearest McDonald’s is not in “every” or any direction. It is in one direction.

You’re welcome.
-wolfe

Since the accuracy of women is roughly that of a weathervane pointing the way to the nearest McDonalds, this is not the case.

Considering Mcdonalds are in every direction, cheers.