Comments on: Call Me Busy

By: Dr. Scott

Dr. Scott — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:38:09 +0000

Your website is right on the money. This is especially true of South Florida women. My fellow phsicians and I are amazed at the caliber of women down here. If they are not outright whores (like my ex-girlfriend) they are bi-polar, gold diggers, on Prosac or some other kind of drug, unreliable, not trustworth, and my favorite, looking for a daddy for their brats. All of us want to get out of here ASAP and I am making plans to do just that. Your website is extreme but perhaps women will inderstand that we (Men) are quickly becoming pissed off at thier stupidity and will soon find that thier collective rectums are suited only for our shoes.

By: diamatik

diamatik — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:05:16 +0000

Women just love being an inconvenience.

That is so true.

By: The Ripper

The Ripper — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:42:14 +0000

My old roommate used to drive me nuts. His girlfriend would call every god damn day, and they’d be on the fucking thing for 2 hours. They’d spend the last half hour trying to hang up. “You hang up first, no you first. You hang up. I won’t until you do….”
God dammit.
Even when I was waiting for a call, a very important call mind you, she wouldn’t stay off the god damn line.
“Can I talk to (x)?” “No, I need the phone, call back tomorrow.” “But its important, it’ll only be 5 minutes.” Then I hear him talking about the weather and some other bullshit. Half an hour later, I miss the call, and she’s still going strong about whatever stupid gossip she can think of. I would’ve drug her out into the street and fired a harpoon into her head if I had to put up with that. Anyway, that’s all I got for now. I might have to post some other horror stories I have of her. I’ll save those for a slow day.

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:19:07 +0000

Thank you Geezer (Bowing), I appreciate the sentiment. No I haven’t the pleasure of learning from Dick, being fairly new here. However, I have lived long enough, and experienced enough to know, I want the least amount of stupidity or incompetence in my life. I don’t tolerate shit like that anymore. So from now on I speak what is on my mind. There is no more sugar-coating it, or biting my tongue. I just say it.

By: TheSpinmeister

TheSpinmeister — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:02:33 +0000

joeschmoe said:

You are so right on that one Dick…..Every damn time my woman calls me at work, the first thing she asks is “Are you busy?” Duh!!! She should already knows the answer to that question.
One time I did tell her I wasn’t busy. My exact words were….”Am I busy?….Well, you know that tech writer with the big breasts???….Good….She is currently under my desk, carrassing my balls in her hand and licking my shaft with her tongue. Does that count as busy?” God was she fucking mad! She screamed “Why the fuck would you say something like that!!!” I then told her to stop asking me stupid questions, otherwise she will get stupid answers.

Woo-hoo. I have been searching for such an eloquent answer to that question. I expected to get it from Dick, but Joe, you must be learning at Dick’s knee. Does that count as busy? No, but the Tech Writer with bodacious ta-tas was busy.

Heheh

The Geezer

By: joeschmoe

joeschmoe — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:49:05 +0000

You are so right on that one Dick…..Every damn time my woman calls me at work, the first thing she asks is “Are you busy?” Duh!!! She should already knows the answer to that question.
One time I did tell her I wasn’t busy. My exact words were….”Am I busy?….Well, you know that tech writer with the big breasts???….Good….She is currently under my desk, carrassing my balls in her hand and licking my shaft with her tongue. Does that count as busy?” God was she fucking mad! She screamed “Why the fuck would you say something like that!!!” I then told her to stop asking me stupid questions, otherwise she will get stupid answers.