Can You Teach Useless?
There are a handful of questions you can ask any woman to get her to start talking about “deep personal things”. And by the end of her monologue she’ll be in love with you. Women are like outboard motors of sex. No matter how long they’ve been sitting, you just have to give them a few good yanks in the form of “deep personal questions” and they’ll be purring like an arthritic cat in no time.
Or are women more like used cars?
Has it ever been in a wreck? Do you offer a warranty? Are these all original parts?
With women, magic question number three is, “who was your favorite or most inspirational grade school teacher?”
All women have a favorite grade school/secondary school teacher and it’s always a woman. Unless they fucked him or wanted to — in which case it’s a man. Some criteria, isn’t it? Typical. The funny thing about it is it’s not like a pot calling a kettle black or a cow calling a pig fat. A woman having a favorite teacher is like the town invalid calling his imaginary friend a Pulitzer Prize winner. What the fuck does either of you know about the Pulitzer Prize? That’s it’s good? That’s about all women know about teaching.
Women can’t teach anything. That’s why they always brag about being good nurturers and — when they’re done banging their heads against the glass ceiling, why they say a woman’s place is at home nurturing family and children. You know what nurturing means? It means adding nothing. It means taking a situation and encouraging whatever is going on to continue to go on. Nurturing means being the fucking middle manager of life, sitting on your doughy ass, and putting a signature on anything that gets done that you really had nothing to do with.
Never mind that all teachers who aren’t free (tutors, trade teachers, university professors) are male. I know women can’t teach because I have never learned anything from a female teacher except how to lose control of a classroom. Everything I’ve ever learned has been from a man, and you’re no different.
Think about it. Women as teachers are sequestered, one might even say quarantined, to the classroom. Rightfully so. I think 7 hours a day for ten to twelve years is plenty of time to learn a valuable life skill like how to properly lose control of a classroom. Men, on the other hand, teach in everything that they do. Who makes the TV programs we watch, and writes the books that anyone gives a fuck about? That would be men. Who does the things people watch and thus learn by example? That would be men as well. What woman has ever done anything that got media focus? Monika Lewinski? Princess Di? Cindy Sheehan? No. We already have plenty of examples of learning how to bitch and whine from women. We’ve all had mothers. That and I think even Sesame Street covers how not to get a DUI these days.
You can’t expect a fifth grader to waltz into an advanced physics course and pick up a lecture in stride. Even as a young man, he doesn’t have the proper experience. That’s exactly how it is with women and them opening their mouths for the purpose of imparting knowledge. Women have looked at every advancement of our species: fire, money, clothing, equality, justice, planes, trains, automobiles; with the simple attitude of, “Fuck it. I’ll learn about it later.” When she really meant, “Fuck it. I’ll fuck for it later.”
You can’t teach that. All women figure it out at 15 and then mentally retire.
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April 3rd, 2006 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: ddef8d61ac441
I hardly need say that I am an intelligent woman. Therefore, I opt for choice 3: Accept that there is (some) truth herein, and rationally discuss things.
While I don’t agree with many of the views expressed on this site, I am gratified to see that many of you are able to express those views with some degree of literacy, and yes, even style!
After reading more of the postings I can even say, as a rational woman who identifies with neither the strident, militant feminist faction of my gender, nor the helpless, pathetic sugarplum fairy type; that I agree with a few of the opinions.
I’m glad I discovered this website, as I love controversy and debate (and intelligent interaction). However, as it is essentially a site for men, I will not intrude by offering constant comments on everything posted. But…when I have a valid, rational argument to present, be assured that I will.
April 4th, 2006 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45665c030d11a
Since I am relatively new to this site, I have been reading some of the archival posts. Drivel in a lot of them, incendiary nonsense in many, but a lot of good stuff in some of them as well.
I’ve revised my first impression, that this was a forum for woman-haters. Some of your less intelligent guests are just that, obviously. But many of the regular contributors offer some great insights.
I know this is going back a while, but wolfe, your comment regarding the lack of capable women directors in which you furnish the ‘long’ list:
Leni Reifenstahl
and add that ’she would have voted for Hitler’ was simply brilliant.
Probably fewer than 1 in 10 people could even appreciate it. Do you ever feel that brilliance is wasted? Even on this website?
April 4th, 2006 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
margo, this isn’t a debate site. Feel free to post your “rational arguments” in the trashcan where just as many people give a fuck.
-Dick
April 4th, 2006 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45665c030d11a
Naturally, a ‘rational argument’ would not be something you gave a fuck about, Dick
April 4th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
margo, you wouldn’t know a rational argument if it was on sale. Go back to the tea party.
-Dick
April 4th, 2006 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
On a side note, I like tea. (And margo’s only doing — or attempting to do — what I asked her to. Tea is one of the more manly drinks going, outside of ale, scotch, bourbon and crude oil.
margo, thanks for adopting paragraphs. And you seem to have been the one that initiated cursing when you were in mode (2), above, so please don’t complain (no, you haven’t, I’m just noting why he is acting the way he’s acting) when Dick responds in kind.
That said, I am glad you’ve discovered there’s more to the site that mindless anti-feminism (or boosterism of sugar-plum fairy type women, though of the two, I’d somewhat prefer the sugar-plum fairy woman to the feminist).
I am delighted you enjoyed my Riefenstahl comment. Thank you for your kind words.
That would require a degree of arrogance that I do not possess. If I wrote several books filled with such brilliance, then, yes, I might feel that way. A few — or even a few hundred posts? No.
Check out the forums here, you may like or dislike what you see, but if you can comment intelligently and rationally, I’ll welcome it. Just don’t expect an easy ride of it!
-wolfe
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
shut up margo you CUNT!
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 1c01a72687a6a
-Your opinion is worthless, however I will ask, what good stuff would you say? What do you think, is worthwhile on this forum? What do you see that is wrong with society in general?
I’ve revised my first impression, that this was a forum for woman-haters. Some of your less intelligent guests are just that, obviously. But many of the regular contributors offer some great insights.
-Fuck off.
I know this is going back a while, but wolfe, your comment regarding the lack of capable women directors in which you furnish the ‘long’ list:
Leni Reifenstahl
and add that ’she would have voted for Hitler’ was simply brilliant.
Probably fewer than 1 in 10 people could even appreciate it. Do you ever feel that brilliance is wasted? Even on this website?
In response to the comment directed at Wolfe, in my own opinion, I feel that much of what Men do is wasted. Their brilliance, intelligence, potential, ect ect, is wasted because they are Men.
-Strength and Honor-
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: abe7ba197e5fb
You don’t have to be brilliant to know who Leni Reifenstahl is, unless “brilliant” is watching History channel all day.
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
And the reason he wouldn’t give a fuck is because we men are completely aware of the obvious, that you women don’t know what a rational argument is.
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
That’s completely bullshit. All Dick gives is rational arguments.
Hahaha excellent one Dick.
March 9th, 2007 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
Give her some slack, she is a woman after all and women don’t know MANstory all that well.
Excuse me for the very lengthy post but I find this whole thing quite hillarous.
An example would be this hillarous “interview” that was aired on Swedish television called SM i nazireferens (Swedish Championship in nazi reference) where they interviewed a girl from the show Robinsson (Survivor) that just recently had become a pop star.
The first part is watchable on this youtube link (there is a second part to it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37KlJilcvbw
Since it’s in Swedish I took the liberty of making a translation of the first part where no less than 26 references (bolded, I don’t know every events english counterparts so they are freely translated) were made in just 4:36 without her noticing.
Title: Swedish Championship in nazi reference
Interviewer: I am sitting here with Emma Andersson, the latest star on the music heaven. Emma, welcome to Treblinka.
Emma: Thanks, thanks.
Interviewer: Is everything good?
Emma: Yes, fantastically well. Very very well.
Interviewer: You can divide your life in three periods, I have noted three Iron crosses (crucifix?) so to speak. Firstly the Ängelholms period where you grew up, then the Robinsson (the Swedish version of Survivor) and now (Emma intervenes and says the celebrity period), yes the celebrity period. Does it feel like you’ve reached the third reich so to speak?
Emma: Now we are in the third reich.
Interviewer: I wanted to do a parallel here, if even a little extreme, a classic night in the history of rock occured the 30th of November 1996, I think it was, when Oasis partying culminated after a gig in Nürnberg. Among other things Liam Gallanger had thrown out a TV out the window, he arranged a book fire, he kicked his bass player, Mengeles, ass, he… and then finally I think he went to town and smashed every window he could find. In English press this was described as the Crystal night. Do you do these kinds of things when you’re on tour?
Emma: Yea I kick my bass players ass some times but thats a given. *laugh*
Interviewer: Yes, it’s an extreme parallel but have you experienced anything that can come close to this Crystal night?
Emma: No, not so far in any case, I guess we will see.
Interviewer: You’re being represented by a German record company and I heard the other day that it would maybe be bought by a Hollandish media mogul, Bärtenman or Buchenwald, I don’t quite remember what his name was but do you have any contact with these bigwigs in Germany, Buchenwald for example or Holland if thats where he’s from.
Emma: Ehh, not at the moment, no.
Interviewer: Last week we were on a yearly music party in Dachau down in Europe and a girl, I think her name was DJ Goebbels, performed and she sang this song that was called N.S.D.A.P and when I was standing there on the stage I was thinking that it sounded a bit like you. Do you know who she is, have you heard her?
Emma: No I havn’t, how fun.
Interviewer: I think her song, N.S.D.A.P have sold well primarily in eastern Europe, annexed the charts in Poland but it might be hard for you to keep track of.
Emma: But if you hum a little?
Interviewer: None of us dares.
Emma: I’ll find it out, what was her name again?
Interviewer: DJ Goebbels. The germans are really coming up, people are talking about a massive German invasion. Do you keep track of of whats happening in Europe?
Emma: Ehm, I try keep an eye on it.
Interviewer: But if you try to look at the other axis powers like Germany, Italy and Japan, do you keep track of them?
Emma: Ehm, I don’t know alot about them.
Interviewer: Italy has been known for alot of these butter singers (I don’t know the expression) Andrea Buchelli, Eros Ramasotti, Eros Mussolini or what his name is. Do you like these singers?
Emma: Yes, absolutely. I have a lot of albums of Eros.
Interviewer: Ramasotti or Mussolini?
Emma: Ramasotti.
Interviewer: When you listen to your music it feels very polished, super slick. SS music. Super slick, a big SS mark on the disc. Is that something you are frightened of, do you want to be a little more raw and not just be the one that dances after the charts whistle.
Emma: I think all artists want to have their own and something that people recognize. “Oh thats Emma music”.
Interviewer: You recently recorded a music video with Bossom. This was your first music video, do you dream already at this stage to work with for example Jonas Ã…kerlund, Stacka Bo, Leni Riefenstahl?
Emma: Yes, absolutely. They are the best on the market and it would have been an honor to get to do something, that would have been like big.
Interviewer: Jonas Ã…kerlund and Stacka Bo are established name but this Leni Riefenstahl is a new girl have you heard of her?
Emma: Yes, I have heard of her.
Emma in T-Shirt saying TREBLINKA, class of 45.
Emma: Don’t miss Treblinka on thursday 22:30, you will meet me Emma Andersson.
Narrator: Will Emma make the magical 50. Whats her thoughts about the swastica and what happens when Rommel gets into the picture. Don’t miss the exciting continuation of the Swedish Championships in nazi reference.
March 10th, 2007 at 4:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
A link would have been better and more sufficient.
October 31st, 2007 at 6:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 1cdd08b8fb584
Women shouldn’t be given slack just because they are women. That is a sexist attitude and if women want men to not be sexist, it must be done consistently in all things.
One Woman can earn slack by proving she is worthy of it. If all women, everywhere, take the time to earn slack, then they all can have it.
Not knowing any better for “insert lame excuse” is simply not enough reason for being given some slack. Unless a person has major retardation or some kind of learning disability, there is nothing preventing them from educating themselves. Unless it is complacency or downright laziness. Neither of those are valid reasons for being given slack.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6cf60d8d22377
Dick. Let’s not forget such wonderful media attention given to other ‘great’ examples of women as of late:
- Brittany Spears
- Lindsey Lohan
- Paris Hilton
… and the list could go on. Even Angelina Jolie gets on the news for one thing. She’s having another baby. Who fucking cares? I know I certainly don’t!
November 27th, 2007 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81d81579627f6
Hey Dick, I am a man and I am planning on being a teacher….do you think it is a loss of man points to teach high school?
November 27th, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
It is if you don’t want to nail any of your students.
-Dick
November 27th, 2007 at 10:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
:D
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
Every female teacher I have replaces facts with bullshit feminist propaganda.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74d25c292c6b8
I wouldn’t doubt it, seeing how many use ritalin and suspensions as marks of authority instead of actually doing their jobs. I can’t remember one lady teacher past 4th grade that had their class under control. and I remember someone I know saying his 7th grade teacher went on about how pregnancy is like putting a orange through your dick. Women should not be put in charge of large amounts of people.