Dick Masterson said:

ClintonSeth said:

Hey Dick, I am a man and I am planning on being a teacher….do you think it is a loss of man points to teach high school?

It is if you don’t want to nail any of your students.

-Dick

:D

ClintonSeth said:

Hey Dick, I am a man and I am planning on being a teacher….do you think it is a loss of man points to teach high school?

It is if you don’t want to nail any of your students.

-Dick

- Brittany Spears
- Lindsey Lohan
- Paris Hilton

… and the list could go on. Even Angelina Jolie gets on the news for one thing. She’s having another baby. Who fucking cares? I know I certainly don’t!

One Woman can earn slack by proving she is worthy of it. If all women, everywhere, take the time to earn slack, then they all can have it.

Not knowing any better for “insert lame excuse” is simply not enough reason for being given some slack. Unless a person has major retardation or some kind of learning disability, there is nothing preventing them from educating themselves. Unless it is complacency or downright laziness. Neither of those are valid reasons for being given slack.

son of the suns said:

You don’t have to be brilliant to know who Leni Reifenstahl is, unless “brilliant” is watching History channel all day.

Give her some slack, she is a woman after all and women don’t know MANstory all that well.

Excuse me for the very lengthy post but I find this whole thing quite hillarous.

An example would be this hillarous “interview” that was aired on Swedish television called SM i nazireferens (Swedish Championship in nazi reference) where they interviewed a girl from the show Robinsson (Survivor) that just recently had become a pop star.

The first part is watchable on this youtube link (there is a second part to it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37KlJilcvbw
Since it’s in Swedish I took the liberty of making a translation of the first part where no less than 26 references (bolded, I don’t know every events english counterparts so they are freely translated) were made in just 4:36 without her noticing.

Title: Swedish Championship in nazi reference
Interviewer: I am sitting here with Emma Andersson, the latest star on the music heaven. Emma, welcome to Treblinka.
Emma: Thanks, thanks.
Interviewer: Is everything good?
Emma: Yes, fantastically well. Very very well.
Interviewer: You can divide your life in three periods, I have noted three Iron crosses (crucifix?) so to speak. Firstly the Ängelholms period where you grew up, then the Robinsson (the Swedish version of Survivor) and now (Emma intervenes and says the celebrity period), yes the celebrity period. Does it feel like you’ve reached the third reich so to speak?
Emma: Now we are in the third reich.
Interviewer: I wanted to do a parallel here, if even a little extreme, a classic night in the history of rock occured the 30th of November 1996, I think it was, when Oasis partying culminated after a gig in Nürnberg. Among other things Liam Gallanger had thrown out a TV out the window, he arranged a book fire, he kicked his bass player, Mengeles, ass, he… and then finally I think he went to town and smashed every window he could find. In English press this was described as the Crystal night. Do you do these kinds of things when you’re on tour?
Emma: Yea I kick my bass players ass some times but thats a given. *laugh*
Interviewer: Yes, it’s an extreme parallel but have you experienced anything that can come close to this Crystal night?
Emma: No, not so far in any case, I guess we will see.
Interviewer: You’re being represented by a German record company and I heard the other day that it would maybe be bought by a Hollandish media mogul, Bärtenman or Buchenwald, I don’t quite remember what his name was but do you have any contact with these bigwigs in Germany, Buchenwald for example or Holland if thats where he’s from.
Emma: Ehh, not at the moment, no.
Interviewer: Last week we were on a yearly music party in Dachau down in Europe and a girl, I think her name was DJ Goebbels, performed and she sang this song that was called N.S.D.A.P and when I was standing there on the stage I was thinking that it sounded a bit like you. Do you know who she is, have you heard her?
Emma: No I havn’t, how fun.
Interviewer: I think her song, N.S.D.A.P have sold well primarily in eastern Europe, annexed the charts in Poland but it might be hard for you to keep track of.
Emma: But if you hum a little?
Interviewer: None of us dares.
Emma: I’ll find it out, what was her name again?
Interviewer: DJ Goebbels. The germans are really coming up, people are talking about a massive German invasion. Do you keep track of of whats happening in Europe?
Emma: Ehm, I try keep an eye on it.
Interviewer: But if you try to look at the other axis powers like Germany, Italy and Japan, do you keep track of them?
Emma: Ehm, I don’t know alot about them.
Interviewer: Italy has been known for alot of these butter singers (I don’t know the expression) Andrea Buchelli, Eros Ramasotti, Eros Mussolini or what his name is. Do you like these singers?
Emma: Yes, absolutely. I have a lot of albums of Eros.
Interviewer: Ramasotti or Mussolini?
Emma: Ramasotti.
Interviewer: When you listen to your music it feels very polished, super slick. SS music. Super slick, a big SS mark on the disc. Is that something you are frightened of, do you want to be a little more raw and not just be the one that dances after the charts whistle.
Emma: I think all artists want to have their own and something that people recognize. “Oh thats Emma music”.
Interviewer: You recently recorded a music video with Bossom. This was your first music video, do you dream already at this stage to work with for example Jonas Åkerlund, Stacka Bo, Leni Riefenstahl?
Emma: Yes, absolutely. They are the best on the market and it would have been an honor to get to do something, that would have been like big.
Interviewer: Jonas Åkerlund and Stacka Bo are established name but this Leni Riefenstahl is a new girl have you heard of her?
Emma: Yes, I have heard of her.

Emma in T-Shirt saying TREBLINKA, class of 45.
Emma: Don’t miss Treblinka on thursday 22:30, you will meet me Emma Andersson.
Narrator: Will Emma make the magical 50. Whats her thoughts about the swastica and what happens when Rommel gets into the picture. Don’t miss the exciting continuation of the Swedish Championships in nazi reference.

margo said:

Naturally, a ‘rational argument’ would not be something you gave a fuck about, Dick

That’s completely bullshit. All Dick gives is rational arguments.

Dick Masterson said:

margo, you wouldn’t know a rational argument if it was on sale. Go back to the tea party.

-Dick

Hahaha excellent one Dick.