Multi-Task? Don’t Make Me Multi-Laugh — Or Multi-Shit.
I was sent this question by a reader:
In the beginning, when God made men and women, it was pretty simple. God made men strong and smart so they could hunt and he made women to carry children, cook and clean. Then as women realized how much greater men were they started to attempt manly jobs. Now, women get pissed at men because they have to do their day job then come home and do what God intended for them to. What do you think?
The reason women are so fucked in their heads these days is because they invented The Career Woman. The Career Woman is like that guy in Short Circuit. Not that guy; that robot. He can’t do anything right, it takes two other guys to babysit him all day, and before he learned his lesson he caused about ten million dollars in property damage. Go watch that film with an insurance adjuster. He’ll tell you.
That’s women for you.
God certainly did make men strong and smart. God made mankind in his own image. If I had to make the opposite of a man in my own image, then I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do. If I was God, I guess I would make her totally incompetent and rude. I would also make her hate facial hair. How fucking annoying.
Women will always have to cook and clean. Ask any married woman and she’ll tell you the same thing, “I don’t mind cooking and cleaning and doing laundry for my family.” Good. Then shut up and do it because men do mind that kind of brainless shit. We’ve minded since we invented having a job.
Over the course of a million years, men have evolved into problem solvers par excellence. When out hunting woolly mammoths, men had to invent shit on the fly like flanking and sign language and the Half Nelson. Women didn’t have to evolve any of that shit into their brains. And that’s exactly the stuff we men use every day at work. It’s the extra 30 cents on the dollar women are always complaining about. When women try to match men in the job market, they’re not jumping into the deep end, they’re diving into the Grand Canyon with water wings strapped to their ankles.
Yet women still have to do the cooking and the cleaning. What are men going to do it? What next? Use the television to prop the door open and draw reruns of Coach on the doorstop? Don’t be absurd. Everything has a purpose.
Women’s purpose is to tidy up. That’s what you evolve by sitting in a cave for a million years and waiting for food to come home. You evolve the fucking invaluable skill set of tidying and fucking obsessing about tidying. Women can escape their curse of tidying as much as men can escape their curse of taking care of business and making shitloads of money. We’re fucking televisions and doorstops in here. You can use a television to hold your door open, but why the fuck would you do that?
Well you would if you were a Career Woman. You’d hold doors open from 9-5 and then come home and do the dishes like you were supposed to in the first place. That’s not multi-tasking, it’s just stupid and exhausting.
Men are better than women because we don’t think the grass is greener on the other side. We’re men. We’ve got the greenest grass in the whole fucking universe. We’ve got grass as green as 100 dollar bills.
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Christina Sommers said in a speech February, 2007, “the Feminist movements in ’schools’ and in the ‘National Media’ have ceased seeking equality and moved toward demonizing men and exaggerating female oppression in society. When you have twisted facts and an angry point of view, that’s zealotry”
So, this stuff is ongoing, students are being indoctrinated today. Never, in the history of the world, has the oppressed out lived the oppressor. So who are the oppressed?
You fail to distinguish between ‘men are better than women’ on this little site and a genuinely held belief, of this female journalist, writing an article in a National newspaper that women are genetically superior to men. The last person to speak, nationally, of genetic superiority was Hitler. You take comfort that she’s crazy and with virtually no support. Whilst it is true that the vast majority would not support her, I can assure you that a very large minority do.
When you read an article on prostate cancer and two paragraphs in (and for the remainder of the article) you read only of the terrible impact on the women in the lives of these men, do you not think that something is seriously wrong with society.
When you see a headline which reads ‘ a hundred people were killed today in a train crash, in India, including 10 women and children, do you not think that there is something seriously wrong with that statement?
Are you blind to what is being printed and televised, both, starkly and subliminally. Do you not see what is being promoted in television programs and advertising.
Lenin once described women as useful idiots. There is mass social engineering going on under your nose. Women, together with, political correctness are their biggest tools.
When the trap door shuts, make no mistake, you will be alongside us. I’ll keep a seat for you if you like.
Agree.
Men are better human beings than women.
Sots, women do some crazy shit I agree, but at the end of the day they are still human beings and deserved to be treated as such.
This isn’t a newspaper but women getting cancer from unprotected sex makes me ecstatic.
Makes me believe in God even.
Virtually no support yet posting said manhate articles in a newspaper?
If I were to post “women getting cervical cancer from unprotected sex makes me happy” in a newspaper I’d be in jail so fast my head would spin.
@ Pjanus- Many of those quotes were probably from the 1960s/1970s, when feminism was at its peak and more extreme than it is today. As for the newspaper article you read recently, that’s shocking, and I don’t think it’s something seen often. The comment about women being superior isn’t particularly offensive (though it’s stupid), and it isn’t merely “men are better than women” that I find offensive about this site so much as the hatred spewed, but the fact that she celebrated men dying earlier and their higher rate of suicide is disgusting. I take comfort that she’s a crazy with virtually no support.
I’d be more than happy to fight you.
*applauds pjanus*
WELL DONE SIR!
If life is to survive on this planet, there must be a decontamination of the earth. I think this will be accompanied by an evolutionary process that will resulting a drastic reduction of the population of males
Mary Daly Professor Boston College.
I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heeled shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig.
Andrea Dworkin
Women and men are biologically inferior to women; male violence is a biological inevitability; to eliminate it, one must eliminate the species/race man, the new Ubermensch womon will have earthly domain that is her biological destiny. We are left to infer that the society of her creation will be good. In the interim, incipient Super Womon, will not do anything to encourage women to collaborate with men - no abortion clinics or battered woman sanctuaries will come from her. After all, she has to conserve her ‘energy’ which must not be dissipated keeping ‘weaker women alive through reform measures.
Andrea Dworkin
MALE………represents a variant of or deviation from the category of female. The first males were mutants………the male sex represents a degeneration of the female.
A feminist Dictionary
Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience.
Catherine Comins. Vassar College Ass. Dean
This is a small sample of the works of feminists whose works are kept and used as bibles in Universities across the western world. Students are indoctrinated with this stuff.
I recently read in a newspaper article where the female journalist declared that women were genetically superior to men. She went on to celebrate the fact that men die earlier than women and commit suicide at 8 times the rate of women. This was in a national newspaper!
The mass media, on a 24/7 basis, demonise, humiliate and portray men as fools and worthless. And you think this little site, in cyberspace, is dangerous?
You are a strange woman.
That you do, and this one smells a pampered little whore. You can’t throw a stick in any developed nation without hitting a sanctimonious victimized princess.
Thanks for the advice, doc. Now what you should do is to take a step back and realize that you’re intentionally trespassing where you are not welcome and telling people what to think, and perhaps finally understand why we have nothing but contempt for you and your ilk. After that it would be appreciated if you stopped dictating policy and took a fucking hike you fascist cunt.
I didn’t call you gay. And I find the term faggot offensive. You should, too.
No, you would sneak up on me and get the first punch - or pat - in, and then I would break your nose. No really, and then I would break your little wrist, drag you to a park bench and tie you there, make you let out a good scream, cease-and-desist my ass out of there, and let the good times roll.
So I like girls, I’m gay, and I have never had sex, and I don’t know why I haven’t been fucked. Damn, you’re sounding smarter every fucking second.
You hear this, slut? This is the sound of me not giving a shit.
I’m sorry you have such a nasty case of penis envy, but hey, if you wanted to actually put forth a literate argument and not just take a shit on your keyboard, you should have been born male.
2+2=4
1+3=4
0+4=4
@Dr Z:
The same shit calls for the same answer. By the way, does it ever get lonely up in sub-orbit over all the rest of us faggots, because it’s kind of funny that no matter where you are, you’re still mini-ture and dumb.
We have allies in Australia, ingrate.
Seriously, go and get that dick surgically removed from your arse. What the hell is your problem? It’s plainly obvious all of you have never been laid, if so, it’s because your homo. Whatever happened to your mothers in your life, or any of the girlfriends you liked? I bet your one of those sore ass men feeling sorry for himself, because your whole life everyone rejected you. I bet your adopted, your daddy used to beat you up and any girl you ever liked, laughed in your face. Trust me, if I was close enough, I would punch every single tooth out of your head you sexist bastard. Haven’t any of you looked in the mirror? A WOMAN HELPED CREATE YOU! SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU! Realize it you assholes. Women have brains and are of equal intelligence. Try coming to Australia and bringing this bullshit over here. No man, no woman, no one will be on your side. Not anyone on this fucking planet ever wants to be belittled, so why do you think women want to?
If I was your mother, I’d disown you. Wait, I bet she already has.
By the way, please, do us all a favor, stop trying to be Japanese you otaku.
Loss of man points there, but for what its worth I like japanese anime too.
Hey, that’s not what I meant. I was making fun of slutty Japanese schoolgirls, though I do enjoy the occasional anime. S’pose I should have been a bit more specific.
I never saw free speech as dangerious, but I know that the more prudes and sluts try to repress me, the harder I push.
I’m sorry I don’t let my superiors in their platform heels control me, it’s just human nature! I can’t help myself!
Alex, I think you overestimate your effectiveness. Continue being a lurker if you want, post if you have to (even though Dick made it clear woman are not allowed), but don’t think you’re going to change any minds. What you call dangerous I see as guys blowing off steam.
Now shoo.
Yes Alex we’re all dangerous heretics, spewing dangerous even possibly violent inducing language and ideas into the minds of many.
Glorious isn’t it?
But the longer you and your ilk stay here with your passive aggresivist posturing.. the more people will realize that the new world order religion can never be challenged without violence and death.
So please, make yourself comfortable and shoot your herpes stained mouth off as much as you desire.
“From that, I conclude, not that they take time off to bear and rear children and consequently are compensated less, but that for the most part they regard employment as a secondary consideration until they glom onto a man and get knocked up. For most women, childbearing is their predominant concern, and usually wage earning come second. That’s why they need a man, for their income potential.”
Yep, many women consider their children more than their career, particularly if their children are young and need constant care. Prior to marriage/pregnancy I would say that women put in as many hours, work as hard, etc., however, even if they may think about future marriage/children than men do.
It’s refreshing to hear moderate posts, and ones based on straight fact, and I merely commented on that. I’ve explained my reason for staying on this site elsewhere and I plan to stay unless Dick chooses to ban me. As I’ve said before, this site for the most part is extreme, and I have no problem with its existence but I feel compelled to comment because I truly feel SOME of the hatred and ignorance spewed on this site is dangerous. Some of the things said on this site (”women are unworthy of life”, comparing women to parasites or animals, claiming they’re amoral) are literally things that have been used to justify genocide and slavery in the past. “Life unworthy of life” is a concept stolen directly from Nazi Germany and was the basis for atrocities in the Holocuast. Yes, I know, it’s largely hyperbole, but it’s dangerous nonetheless. As for the more mild stuff, well, men and women have misconceptions about each other and to hear the perspective of the other gender never hurts.
Loss of man points there, but for what its worth I like japanese anime too.