Sam Adams hit the bullseye with Brock Samson though, that man kicks ass while drinking motor oil and pissing testosterone.

banzai said:

John Wayne and Humphrey Bogart would be rolling over in their graves with all this PC/Feminism stuff.

Hell yeah. You can’t get any manlier than John Fucking Wayne and Humphrey Motherfuckin’ Bogart.

Somebody, please ban the bot.

e v i l e d d y said:

Clint Eastwood in “Dirty Harry”

Doctor: Sure, Harry. We can save the leg.
[takes out some scissors]
Harry Callahan: What are you going to do with those?
Doctor: Going to cut your pants off.
Harry Callahan: No. I’ll take them off.
Doctor: It’ll hurt.
Harry Callahan: $29.50, let it hurt.

GOLD.

Platinum. Jack nicholson is also renowned for his famous phrase ‘HEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY!!’*smash*

@Biff Heya.

@Necro Indeed.

@evileddy Heh. Mantastic quote line.

-wolfe

Doctor: Sure, Harry. We can save the leg.
[takes out some scissors]
Harry Callahan: What are you going to do with those?
Doctor: Going to cut your pants off.
Harry Callahan: No. I’ll take them off.
Doctor: It’ll hurt.
Harry Callahan: $29.50, let it hurt.

GOLD.

Now those guys were ROLE models, just watch their movies, they took crap from nobody and put a woman in her place.

Bogey once said “the only thing a woman understands is a slap in the face and a slug from a .45″

You’d never hear a modern day male celebrity say that today, maybe except for Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson or Nicolis Cage. They’re the exception

Words of wisdom lloyd, words of wisdom.

-banzai

wolfe said:

@Sam, I second Dick’s praise for your list, and also urge you to consider blogging.

I always thought all Coyote’s gadgets were pretty manly, as was his utter willingness to try, try again in the teeth of adversity. If nothing else, I always wanted to meet whoever ran ACME products.

-wolfe

Thanks, I’ll give blogging serious consideration.

I agree, damnfool determination can be manly, but being stoical while a boulder lands on top of you after you’ve fallen off a sheer cliff for the 2,000th time is the height of manliness.

We already know who ran ACME products. In “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”, we learned it was Marvin Acme.

I always thought all Coyote’s gadgets were pretty manly, as was his utter willingness to try, try again in the teeth of adversity. If nothing else, I always wanted to meet whoever ran ACME products.

-wolfe

http://blogs.mabtw.com

You get a link on the sidebar here.

-Dick

I believe this is a good arguable top ten. How we determined this is how the character is portrayed in cartoons, even if they’re represented elsewhere in comics, comic strips, etc.

The point of this list is you mustn’t ever let anyone tell you cartoons are for kids. Plenty of manly men are represented in the comic arts.

And Dick, lots of respect to you, but you gotta start watching more cartoons, friend. It’s a manly art. (It’s gotta be — how many chicks watch cartoons?)

10) Yosemite Sam — Comic relief bad ass.

9) Tasmanian Devil — Motherfucker spun through rocks. ‘Nuff said.

8) Master Shredder — Sewer rat bad ass.

7) Skeletor — Fuck He-Man. Skeletor’s the man!

6) Early-90’s Warner Brothers Batman — Black on black, vigilantism has never been more badass!

5) Samurai Jack — I think the first time I saw that show was the moment I realized I wanted to wear a robe and kill monsters for the rest of my life.

4) Race Bannon — Jonny Quest’s bodyguard. Subdued but total badass.

3) Superman in the old Max Fleischer cartoons — Motherfucker can actually PUNCH a laser beam.

2) Popeye — Don’t fuck with Popeye, he’ll beat the shit out of you.

1) Brock Sampson — Baddest of the bad asses.