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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Anecdotal Evidence</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>How A Woman Solves A Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 04:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I was sent this email by a dumb bitch who I will refer to as &#8220;Winona&#8221; &#8212; because that&#8217;s her name.
From: Empress Winona
Subject: I&#8217;m going to sue you
Someone has posted my number on your site. I have since gotten death threats by phone mentioning your website. We have recorded the call, found the owner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMZ Agrees With Me.  Why Don&#8217;t You?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-masterson-tmz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-masterson-tmz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 06:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought about that question, you&#8217;re a woman.  Fuck off my website.
Below is a short segment of the television show TMZ covering my appearance on Dr. Phil.  Yes, TMZ calls me a &#8220;douche&#8221;.  Yes, TMZ calls me an &#8220;actor&#8221;.  But watch this clip &#8220;between the lines&#8221; and you&#8217;ll discover something [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>125</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Blackberry: Releasing a Woman&#8217;s Inner Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-and-blackberry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a Blackberry, you have a Blackberry, let&#8217;s all go have a fucking parade about it.
Or let&#8217;s just use our Blackberrys to get the job done like men.
And that&#8217;s why women should not be allowed to have Blackberrys.  They don&#8217;t use their Blackberrys to get the job done.  They use their Blackberrys [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>129</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fat Women: Stop Emailing Me</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/fat-women-stop-emailing-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/fat-women-stop-emailing-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing I know about women it&#8217;s that whatever any one of them is doing, it can be done better by a man &#8212; and also they&#8217;re all crazy and they all want babies and they all want to get married and they all want to have everything done for them for free [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>323</slash:comments>
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		<title>The World is Round, Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-view-world-round/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-view-world-round/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[20% of the co-hosts on The View don&#8217;t know the world is round.
I must confess a loss of 280 Man Points for being surprised at this.  The View is hot-boxed nonsense incarnate.  The View is what happens when you tell five prison inmates to host a two hour television program on what to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>61</slash:comments>
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		<title>What Do You Call a Woman With Nowhere To Live?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/bums/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/bums/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for another one of my Dick&#8217;s Manly Jokes.
What do you call a woman with nowhere to live?
Chaste?  No.  Nuns won&#8217;t fuck anyone (even though God says women are supposed to) and they still have a place to live.
What do you call a woman with nowhere to live?
Call her anything that starts [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>Broken Glass, Broken Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/broken-glass-broken-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/broken-glass-broken-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have never yelled at a woman in anger.  The only time I&#8217;ve yelled at a woman was when she was about to do something dangerous to herself or to something expensive.  That&#8217;s almost the same thing anyway.
The world is not covered in safety rubber; nor is it a plastic ball pit for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>45</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Still Suck At Computers</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-still-suck-at-computers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-still-suck-at-computers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women are leaving the profession of computing in record numbers.  A recent study shows the percentage of women in engineering is down from 38% to 28% since 1985.  I guess that&#8217;s why we call them &#8220;engineers&#8221; and not &#8220;politicians&#8221;.  With no women around, they actually get things done.
Women suck at computers because [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>139</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick Goes To The Colbert Report</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-goes-to-the-colbert-report/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-goes-to-the-colbert-report/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal Evidence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I had the man pleasure of attending a taping of the Colbert Report staring Stephen Colbert.  I have gone on record saying Stephen Colbert is among the top five manliest men alive, and just like anything I have said or ever will say, I stand by it.
Here&#8217;s something even manlier I didn&#8217;t know [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>66</slash:comments>
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		<title>Be Afraid of the Dentist.  Be Very Afraid</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/be-afraid-of-the-dentist-be-very-afraid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/be-afraid-of-the-dentist-be-very-afraid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a big fan of the dentist.  I don&#8217;t like to make a big deal out of it because making a big deal out of shit that scares you is a womanly thing to do.
Women think being afraid of shit like driving and doing math makes them more attractive.  I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>43</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Suck At Boardgames</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-suck-at-boardgames/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-suck-at-boardgames/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of things that are exactly like life.  Actually most things are like life.  That&#8217;s why men are such good poets and musicians.  We make comparisons between things and life as I have just done.  It&#8217;s called being creative.
Boardgames are also like life.  And guess what, women [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>50</slash:comments>
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		<title>Parking.  Fuck Off.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/parking-fuck-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/parking-fuck-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 00:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what it is to be a man?  Being a man is getting out of your car, looking at your fucked up parking job, and then getting back in your car and parking it correctly.
Being a woman is what I saw about ten minutes ago.  It&#8217;s pulling up to the curb [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>45</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rubber Ducky, Fuck You&#8217;re Slow</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/rubber-ducky-fuck-youre-slow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/rubber-ducky-fuck-youre-slow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are better than women at anything that goes on inside a house or anywhere.  That includes making food and speaking about something worth a shit.
That also includes showering.  Men are better than women at showering.
Faster means better.  All men know that.  See, when making statements like &#8220;faster is better&#8221;, all [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>62</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Week of Honorary Men: Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-week-of-honorary-men-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-week-of-honorary-men-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for August in the year of 2006 is a site visitor by the name of Jenny who knows better than to be on this site in the first place and also sent me this:
I&#8217;m a women and I agree with you. In fact I&#8217;m using a dictionary right [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Nurses Are Gross</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-nurses-are-gross/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-nurses-are-gross/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the 50&#8217;s, women kept their mouths shut a lot more than they do today &#8212; in fact they kept their mouths shut almost all the time.  Imagine that!  That could be why there was so much less homosexuality in the 50&#8217;s, but I wouldn&#8217;t know.  That&#8217;s not my area of expertise.
Without [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>63</slash:comments>
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		<title>Oprah Knows Shit About Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/oprah-knows-shit-about-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/oprah-knows-shit-about-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking through an airport recently and I saw the following headline on a shitty magazine:
&#8220;What do Men Really Think About Boob Jobs?&#8221;
I was filled with dismay.  Of course a question like this wouldn&#8217;t be on a men&#8217;s magazine.  First of all, men&#8217;s magazines don&#8217;t phrase their headlines so fucking stupidly.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>206</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-stop-learning-in-8th-grade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-stop-learning-in-8th-grade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal Evidence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman&#8217;s thoughts on the world:
&#8220;You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.&#8221;
I don&#8217;t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that&#8217;s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>167</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Longest (And Most Annoying) Yard</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-longest-and-most-annoying-yard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-longest-and-most-annoying-yard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 18:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I was buying some shirts, socks, and various sundries at a retail store.  Of course something like this is always a major disaster for a man because at some point, there&#8217;s a good chance you&#8217;re going to have to deal with a woman.
Maybe a woman will be sitting in an aisle of the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Walking Who?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whos-walking-who/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whos-walking-who/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 17:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal Evidence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Women should not be allowed to walk down the street without a leash.
Every man knows what&#8217;s important in everything.  It&#8217;s a little thing called fundamentals.  For example, the fundamental skill of walking down the fucking street.  Men know that&#8217;s important.
I was in San Diego this weekend for a meeting and I guess [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>72</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pharma-do or Pharma-don&#8217;t?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/pharma-do-or-pharma-dont/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/pharma-do-or-pharma-dont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 18:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anecdotal Evidence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Most of the time hiring a woman for anything other than prostitution is merely a dumb idea.  Let me rephrase that for newcomers.  Hiring a woman for anything other than using her sex appeal is a dumb idea &#8212; that&#8217;s what any job comes down to as a woman: being a prostitute.
And why [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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