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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Ask Dick</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>Why Do Women Have Goofy Names for Their Vagina?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-va-jay-jay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Ask Dick question was sent to me by DaveB.
Dick, why do women have stupid names for their vagina?  Nowadays you&#8217;ll hear a woman call it her &#8220;vag&#8221; or her &#8220;va jay-jay&#8221; or some other dumbass name that sounds like a 4 year old threw the scrabble bag at the board.  What&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>330</slash:comments>
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		<title>Turkey Gobblers!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/turkey-gobblers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/turkey-gobblers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the &#8220;tight&#8221; in a twat; it takes the &#8220;loose&#8221; from a labia; it crams the &#8220;new&#8221; into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>359</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: What is a Donkey Punch?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/donkey-punch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/donkey-punch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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Out of the hundreds of men I have asked, only one has known the true and correct definition of The Donkey Punch.
The Donkey Punch is like the Highlander.  There can be only one.  Prepare to be educated.
The Donkey Punch is a sexual move like the missionary position or the threesome; and like most [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>249</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: My Girlfriend is Needy</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-my-girlfriend-is-needy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-my-girlfriend-is-needy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent this question by Max.
Dick, I&#8217;ve met this woman who obviously likes me, but she keeps her guard up as far as dating goes.  She even told me thats why she got her dog a few years ago.  Because the dog will always love her no matter what.  What should [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>177</slash:comments>
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		<title>WAS&#8230;LOL</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/waslol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/waslol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This question comes to me from William Black.
I wonder why women use &#8220;LOL&#8221;, &#8220;ROFL&#8221;, and &#8220;STFU&#8221;&#8217;s when they type.  Is it some cutesy, stupid thing added to distract from the fact that their woman argument holds no water?  Have you ever seen a man use one of those?  I think not.
I talk [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>78</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/what-makes-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/what-makes-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am asked the following question a lot, so I might as well answer it once and for all.  This version comes to me from Justin.
Dick,
Try as I may, I cannot filter through bullshit to figure out what it means to be a man.  As a young scholar with an addictive personality, I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>85</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Who Can I Fuck?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-who-can-i-fuck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-who-can-i-fuck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This question was sent to me by Jordan:
My problem is inherently sexual.  I am completely disgusted by American women.  I am 22 years old, and I have spent the last three years avoiding sex because I refuse to allow these ugly American bitches to feel &#8220;pretty&#8221;, regardless of the benefit to me.
It&#8217;s driving [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>209</slash:comments>
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		<title>What&#8217;s On Oxygen At 11:30PM?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whats-on-oxygen-at-1130pm/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whats-on-oxygen-at-1130pm/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent this question by Marco the Man.
I can&#8217;t think of a single late night female talk-show host.  Why are most talk-show hosts men?
All late night talk-show hosts are men because people are trying to have sex during &#8220;late night&#8221;.  There&#8217;s nothing that&#8217;s more unpleasant to hear during sex than a woman [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>109</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Who&#8217;s The Manlier Role Model?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/carl-or-zap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/carl-or-zap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following question was submitted to me last week by Mike.
Dick, who do you think is manlier: Carl from Aqua Teen hunger Force or Zap Brannigan from Futurama?
I looked those names up on the internet thinking they were war heros or rock stars or something of that nature.  I discovered, however, that they are [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>Multi-Task?  Don&#8217;t Make Me Multi-Laugh &#8212; Or Multi-Shit.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/career-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/career-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 07:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent this question by a reader:
In the beginning, when God made men and women, it was pretty simple.  God made men strong and smart so they could hunt and he made women to carry children, cook and clean.  Then as women realized how much greater men were they started to attempt [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>205</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: How Manly Was The Apollo 11 Mission?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-how-manly-was-the-apollo-11-mission/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-how-manly-was-the-apollo-11-mission/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following question was sent to me by Marco Urso.
Thousands of years of research, thinking, and inventing from men all over the globe were put on display that day to boldly go where no man has gone before (and within the scheduled time frame).
I am talking of course about the Apollo 11 Mission and I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Has Feminism Affected Anything?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-has-feminism-affected-anything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-has-feminism-affected-anything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Necroswordsman of decayingsword.mabtw.com has sent me the following question.
Hey Dick, I have a question. In most of my life I have wondered how feminists have affected the media.  For example, nowadays, a children&#8217;s presenter has to be clearly a young guy or they&#8217;re branded a pedophile. You get what I mean.
I&#8217;d really like some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>173</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Why is Prostitution Illegal?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-is-prostitution-illegal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-is-prostitution-illegal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following question was sent to me by a reader Erik.
Here in America prostitution is illegal, yet pornography is completely okay so long as all participants are eighteen and over.  This is what confuses me: Is pornography (that is to say, intercourse between two parties) not the same as prostitution?
Why is prostitution illegal?
Good question, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>209</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Why Do Women Hate Porn?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-why-do-women-hate-porn/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-why-do-women-hate-porn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[diamatik has sent me the following question:
Dick, why do women hate porn?
Oh boy do they ever.  And what&#8217;s worse than a woman who hates porn?  A woman who loves porn.  That&#8217;s a man-bear trap set loose in the conjugal bedroom that you just can&#8217;t miss!
&#8220;You know what would be exciting?  We [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>172</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Why Are Teenage Girls So Fucking Stupid?</title>
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		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-why-are-teenage-girls-so-fucking-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A reader, Joey, sent me the following question.
How&#8217;s it going, Mr. Masterson? Straight to my man point, what the hell is the deal with young women who say that they don&#8217;t care about looks and want to settle with a man who cares for them, loves the, etc? These are freakin&#8217; 15-17, 18 year old [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>316</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: What&#8217;s The Deal With Transexuals?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-whats-the-deal-with-transexuals/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ask-dick-whats-the-deal-with-transexuals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following question was sent to me by a reader, darzie:
I have an Ask Dick question.
What&#8217;s the deal with gals who try to turn themselves into guys?  Female to Male transsexuals is the term. Do they count as men?
Well, darzie, you certainly do have an Ask Dick question.  Lucky for you, I have [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Dick: Should Women Be In the Marines?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/should-women-be-in-the-marines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/should-women-be-in-the-marines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To me, the Marine Corps was the toughest branch in the military where only America&#8217;s top 1% earn the honor of being called Marine. Now women and their &#8220;equal oppurtunity bullshit&#8221; can earn this prestige. They shouldnt.  They don&#8217;t do pull-ups like the men do, instead they do an arm hang, and their run [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>271</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why Can&#8217;t Women Hook Up a VCR?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-cant-women-hook-up-a-vcr/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-cant-women-hook-up-a-vcr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two things women can&#8217;t do:
Hook up a VCR and Everything.
If you have ever seen a woman do either of those two things, you were either manlucinating or watching a transvestite.  Loss of Man Points for the latter.
The only thing a woman has ever hooked up is her best friend with probably the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>117</slash:comments>
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		<title>How Do I Deal With a Vegetarian?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/how-do-i-deal-with-a-vegetarian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/how-do-i-deal-with-a-vegetarian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following question was sent to me by diamatik.  If you would like to ask me a question, submit it via the Contact Dick page or post it in the forums.
&#8220;My girlfriend is a Vegan.  What the fuck do I do when I want to eat, make her sit there?  Won&#8217;t my [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>139</slash:comments>
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		<title>Expect the Unexpected&#8230;ly Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/expect-the-unexpectedly-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/expect-the-unexpectedly-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent the following question by a reader Mark.
&#8220;It&#8217;s pretty much inevitable that I&#8217;m going to have to deal with woman coworkers someday.  In these times where women almost always have the legal upper-hand, what advice would you give to young people entering the job market?&#8221;
Believe me I have plenty of advice for [...]]]></description>
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