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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Contests</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>Dick Masterson&#8217;s 2009 Man Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was getting so many text messages from hot babes on New Year&#8217;s Eve that my phone overloaded and permanently shut down.  At least that&#8217;s what the technician at the Verizon store told me and I have no reason to doubt him.  Not only does that mean I am 100% right when I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Masterson&#8217;s 2008 Man Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the beginning of a new year, most people waste their time reflecting on the year past, compiling useless lists like &#8220;the top ten greatest catch phrases of 2007&#8243;, and &#8220;which young starlet had the most disappointing amateur porn of herself &#8220;unwantedly&#8221; posted to the internet in 2007&#8243;.
The greatest catch phrase of 2007 was &#8220;hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Man Link Bonanza Contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today marks the end of Female Illiteracy Month, and thus the end of my Dick Fights Female Illiteracy Contest, where one lucky lady could strap on some spellsmanship and win herself 50 dollars &#8212; or a video game for a starving child.
Today was the deadline.
Color me unsurprised to find only a fistful of submissions man-stuffing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Win $50 During Female Literacy Month</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-literacy-month-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 18:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get countless emails and comments from irate women bemoaning my spelling and grammar.  What the fuck do irate women know about spelling and grammar?  Compared to other genders, female literacy rates are appallingly low.  That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m taking it upon myself to declare June “Female Literacy Month�? and offer the following [...]]]></description>
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