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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #17</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #16</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #15</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #14</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>83</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #13</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #12</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #11</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>30</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick’s Voicemail #10</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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The 10th installment and the start of a new season in my sensational voicemail series.
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		<slash:comments>126</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #9</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>96</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #8</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>177</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #7</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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Men, thanks for the calls.  Women, stop calling me.
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		<slash:comments>246</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #6</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #5</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>184</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voicemail #4</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voicemail-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail.  More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.
 
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		<slash:comments>99</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voice Mail #3</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-voice-mail-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voice Mail #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
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		<slash:comments>82</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Voice Mail #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part 1: The Man Beginning
 
Part 2: The Mantermission
 
Part 3: The Manclusion
 
If you&#8217;re a man, call 213-985-3425 and leave me a message.
The topic this week is things men are better at than women.  Pick one thing men are better than women at, and make your case.
Women, as usual, do not call my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hocus Pocus: Women Are Dumb</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-believe-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
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The reason women gobble up Feng Shui, healing crystals, and all that other bullshit like pigs at a trough, is because their vaginas aren&#8217;t worth shit after the age of 26.
They need something to fill the gap.
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		<title>Rape!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Women think that they somehow own rape &#8212; as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>391</slash:comments>
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		<title>Children Are Not Pinatas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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Child abuse is one of the most shepugnant acts of violence known to man.  It&#8217;s wrong for the same reason it&#8217;s wrong to beat up crippled people.  They can&#8217;t fight back.  That&#8217;s also why it&#8217;s wrong for [...]]]></description>
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