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		<title>Treadmills Are Found There</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 06:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first thing I think when I meet a new woman is, &#8216;I wonder how often this broad goes to the gym.&#8217; The answer I arrive at each time is, &#8216;Not enough.&#8217; Women mostly look like wet rag dolls of flab and boobs all wrapped in a fabric casing that cost ten times more than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There is Such a Thing as Bad Head</title>
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		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/there-is-a-such-thing-as-bad-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome fellows and gentlemen to the Dick Masterson/Super Frat crossover comic event! Stay tuned all month to find out how I save the day as the world&#8217;s first Chauvinist Detective &#8212; and maybe teach the boys at Lambda Sigma Rho something about the Art of Chauvinism. While reading this amazing comic, I thought of something [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>189</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Caused the Subprime Meltdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This letter was sent to me from America&#8217;s Heartland. Dear Dick, I live in Nebraska where anyone with a decent job can afford to buy a house. Recently, I&#8217;m seeing a trend in the amount of women who feel that they can AND SHOULD buy their own house. &#8220;How the fuck do these women expect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bachelor Parties vs. Bachelorette Bitchfests</title>
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		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/bachelor-parties-bachelorette-bitchfests/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know why wedding dresses are white? So the dishwasher will match the stove. Back when women at least pretended to have class, a bachelorette party was something you might read about in a crudely published pornographic newsletter: a marauding gang of drunk sluts scavenging small towns for attention after midnight. Prurient Fiction. Imagine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Female Medics Are Deadly</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-medics-are-deadly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-medics-are-deadly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time you walk over a freeway, you make a choice not to throw batteries at the cars below. Think about it. It&#8217;s not like you&#8217;d get caught. What are they going to do? Stop on the fucking freeway and climb the overpass? I&#8217;d like to see that. But you choose not to because an [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>157</slash:comments>
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		<title>Girl Bands Are Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/girl-bands-are-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/girl-bands-are-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout history, musical prodigies who were all men have revolutionized music, leaving exotic new tapestries of sound behind for the world to enjoy. That&#8217;s called immortality and it&#8217;s completely off-limits to women. In order to join the ranks of the immortal, you have to give the world something that can&#8217;t eventually cash a social security [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>217</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Just Coffee.  Settle the Fuck Down.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like my coffee like I like my women: cheap and brought to me by another woman. And just like women, coffee is nothing to get excited about. Coffee is like a penis. It&#8217;s a tool a man uses to get the job done as quickly as possible. It&#8217;s not a reason to wake up [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>294</slash:comments>
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		<title>Breaking the Law!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/breaking-the-law/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/breaking-the-law/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think of famous law breakers, I think of swarthiness, moxy, and above all, competence. If men were s&#8217;mores, those would be our mangredients. Jessie James, Al Capone, George Washington; each one was a criminal and each was moxier and manlier than the last. What I don&#8217;t think about when I think of world [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>81</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Woman&#8217;s Version of Self-Reliance</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-womans-version-of-self-reliance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-womans-version-of-self-reliance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman with self-reliance is like a bowling ball rolling down the street. You don&#8217;t need to pay attention to it unless it&#8217;s your bowling ball or your car in the way. If either of those are true, get your running shoes on or your credit card out. You&#8217;re about to pay for a fuck [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>287</slash:comments>
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		<title>Will a Prostitute Brush Your Teeth?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/teeth-brushing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/teeth-brushing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women hog everything. They&#8217;re bed hogs, they&#8217;re attention hogs, and they&#8217;re vagina hogs. Try to get a little vagina for yourself and you&#8217;ll know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. Unless you&#8217;re waving a white flag that looks like a fifty dollar bill, you&#8217;ll get your hand bitten off like you&#8217;re reaching for the Baco&#8217;s at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>53</slash:comments>
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		<title>Not On Fire?  Thank A Man.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/not-on-fire-thank-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/not-on-fire-thank-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady firemen are scum. Not scum in the way that pedophiles are scum. And not scum in the way that Crystal Gail Mangum, who falsely accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape, is scum. But scum in the way a man would be if he tried to flush his newborn baby down the toilet because [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>107</slash:comments>
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		<title>Voluntary Incompetence</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/voluntary-incompetence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/voluntary-incompetence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click below to get Dick in your Ear and listen to the podcast of this article. Volunteer charity work is for suckers and chumps and every woman who does it is both and then some. Men who volunteer are geniuses. Volunteering is so much work, there&#8217;s barely any competition for all the retarded girls they&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>96</slash:comments>
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		<title>Antidepressants Are Depressing Me</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/antidepressants-are-depressing-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/antidepressants-are-depressing-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click below to get Dick in your Ear and listen to the podcast of this article. Of all the women I know who are on antidepressants, 100% of them have told me. When it comes to women and their stupid mental problems that I don&#8217;t give a fuck about, I wish patients had to respect [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>166</slash:comments>
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		<title>Luck Be A Lady Tomorrow, When I Don&#8217;t Need You</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/luck-be-a-lady-tomorrow-when-i-dont-need-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/luck-be-a-lady-tomorrow-when-i-dont-need-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are luckier than women. I&#8217;m not an idiot. I know that if a man flips a coin and a woman flips the same coin, they both have a 50/50 chance of getting one side or the other. Actually, men probably have a slightly higher chance due to manliness. It doesn&#8217;t matter anyway because men [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>46</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Manliest Joke Ever Told</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-manliest-joke-ever-told/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-manliest-joke-ever-told/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women can&#8217;t hang picture frames for shit. One time, I was watching a woman hang a picture and she completely dropped it. The whole thing shattered and got glass everywhere. Nice work, lady. Men are better than women. Women have no idea how hard it is to have sex with them. If they did, they&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>37</slash:comments>
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		<title>Manservation</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/manservation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/manservation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Protecting the environment is a lot like changing your oil or cleaning a septic tank. If a man&#8217;s not in charge, everything&#8217;s going to get covered in shit. But if a man&#8217;s not in charge, no one&#8217;s going to be there to say things are fucked anyway. Man Zen. Women will track mud straight up [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>Men Are Better In Bulk</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/men-are-better-in-bulk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/men-are-better-in-bulk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 06:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are better than women at buying groceries and we have been since the beginning of time. Men invented gathering for the same reason. We&#8217;re better. Primitive women went out, found some vegetables growing in the ground, and then ate and shat them right there. That&#8217;s not called gathering, that&#8217;s called Ladies Night. That&#8217;s why [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>87</slash:comments>
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		<title>American MANdol (Idol)</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/american-idol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/american-idol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 04:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never watched American Idol. I don&#8217;t eat Soy based anything for the same reason. I&#8217;m afraid of putting too much estrogen in my system. For the record, however, men are better than women at American Idol. Winners Taylor Hicks and whatever that other fat guy&#8217;s name is are worth two Kelly Clarkson&#8217;s. I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>71</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cutting</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/cutting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/cutting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 08:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met a woman last night who told me about a phenomenon known as &#8220;cutting&#8221;. If you thought bulimia was pointless and stupid, you better come up with some more derogatory words for this one. &#8220;Pointlesser&#8221; and &#8220;stupider&#8221; are not words. Each year, women do immeasurable damage to their credit to soothe their aching self-esteems. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>165</slash:comments>
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		<title>Columbo Is Better Than Murder She Wrote</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/columbo-is-better-than-murder-she-wrote/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/columbo-is-better-than-murder-she-wrote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 03:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are like grapes. We&#8217;re awesome when we&#8217;re young, and we&#8217;re awesome when we&#8217;re old and rasin-y. Women are like broken pianos. They&#8217;re 500 pounds, they sound like shit, and in order to get rid of one you&#8217;re going to have to do some serious conning. Also, when a broken piano is 70 years old, [...]]]></description>
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