Marriage is a daily compromise of your money, time, and happiness for the senseless whims of some unpredictable bitch who stopped maturing when she started menstruating.
Short version: Fuck marriage.
Today, I have a new reason why none of you men should get married. And that reason comes from the last place you would ever expect: Oprah Magazine.
Gentlemen, I present the Mid-Wife Crisis. Get ready to see a journalist package self-loathing and selfishness as introspection — and then sell that shit to the dumbest bunch of cows on Earth: readers of Oprah Magazine.
Read this for a reason to say, “I don’t.” [Read more]