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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Honorary Man of the Month</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>The MABTW Tattoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s rare that a man makes a mistake.  I myself have never made one.  However, last week I nearly did when I named Sarah Palin my Honorary Man of the Year.  Clearly, the woman above deserves that title.
However, the woman above is ineligible.  Because she&#8217;s my Honorary Man of the Decade. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain and the VPILF</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/mccain-and-the-vpilf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to tell you guys the first thing I thought when I was text messaged a picture of McCain&#8217;s new VP by a dozen fucking people at 8 in the morning.

I&#8217;d fuck her.
Meet the world&#8217;s first VPILF, fellows and gentlemen.  A Vice President I&#8217;d like to fuck.  And she will be Vice [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>273</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Birthday.  I Got You A &#8216;Settle the Fuck Down&#8217;.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/f-your-birthda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/f-your-birthda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women are the only creatures on the planet dumb enough to think their birthday is an actual holiday.  Birthdays are not holidays.  Just like weddings, coffee, pets, and anniversaries that don&#8217;t end in and also are &#8220;0&#8243;; birthdays are not a big deal.
A woman once told me that I had to be nicer [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>79</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Case Study in Horizontal Success</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/spitzers-whore-ashley-dupre/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/spitzers-whore-ashley-dupre/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that&#8217;s by fucking.
The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood.  But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>124</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sterilizing for Mother Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/toni-vernelli-sterilized/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/toni-vernelli-sterilized/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods.  That&#8217;s what women are after all: consumable goods.  It&#8217;s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects.  When they go shoe shopping, they [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>228</slash:comments>
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		<title>Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whore-o-ween-now-for-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whore-o-ween-now-for-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it&#8217;s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven&#8217;t been [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>315</slash:comments>
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		<title>Miss Teen USA is Functionally Retarded</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/miss-teen-usa-is-functionally-retarded/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/miss-teen-usa-is-functionally-retarded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a dog show, even third place is still a good specimen of dog.  It might not be the best, but it&#8217;s a damn good dog.  No one&#8217;s showing up at the Westminster Kennel Club with a dead monkey on a leash.
Third place at the Miss Teen USA pageant, however, is a mildly-functioning, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>108</slash:comments>
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		<title>Life In A Cage</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/life-in-a-cage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/life-in-a-cage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think of a man I think of several things: successful, smells great, nuclear explosions of brilliance and poignancy.  When I think of a woman, I usually think of something retarded, like a mule or a donkey with no real friends who can&#8217;t drive and has a lifespan that stretches well beyond her [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>MADD Can Go And Fuck Themselves</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/madd-can-go-and-fuck-themselves/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/madd-can-go-and-fuck-themselves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing I love sticking to women more than a big slab of science.
Well almost nothing.
It&#8217;s every man&#8217;s dream to lead everything he does with a joke about his penis.  Don&#8217;t be afraid to dream.  It&#8217;s your birthright as a man.
Also, don&#8217;t be afraid to drink.  As a man, drinking is not [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>73</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Greatest Mother in America</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-greatest-mother-in-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-greatest-mother-in-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since when did women know how to take a stand?
They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in.  This woman is defiant like a man.  She believes in shit like a man.  And godammit she&#8217;s making [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>92</slash:comments>
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		<title>Use It Or Lose It &#8212; No Women In College</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/use-it-or-lose-it-no-women-in-college/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/use-it-or-lose-it-no-women-in-college/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has long been said that university is wasted on women.  Grade school is wasted on them as well because women don&#8217;t need adding or spelling to sit on the couch all day and shop for fucking chicken ten minutes before their hungry man gets home, but that&#8217;s another point.
Unless they have some kind [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>97</slash:comments>
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		<title>Yoga Is For Sluts</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/yoga-is-for-sluts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/yoga-is-for-sluts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my second installment of Dick&#8217;s Week of Honorary Men, I would like to honor Kristina Kireeva.  As you can tell by her first name, she&#8217;s a woman, and that makes her the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for October.  Good work Miss October.
You can follow the links at the bottom of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>119</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Week of Honorary Men: Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-week-of-honorary-men-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-week-of-honorary-men-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 22:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for August in the year of 2006 is a site visitor by the name of Jenny who knows better than to be on this site in the first place and also sent me this:
I&#8217;m a women and I agree with you. In fact I&#8217;m using a dictionary right [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Hate Boobs</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-hate-boobs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-hate-boobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women hate everything and anything that&#8217;s great in the world.
Drinking?  Women hate the fuck out of that.  That&#8217;s why they invented bullshit campaigns about drinking and driving.  Where&#8217;s the MADD coalition?  Mothers Against Daughters Driving.  That would save some goddamn lives.
How about fun?  Yea, women hate that.  They [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>208</slash:comments>
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		<title>Britney Spears: Not Just Jailbat Anymore (Apparently)</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/britney-spears-not-just-jailbat-anymore-apparently/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/britney-spears-not-just-jailbat-anymore-apparently/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always wanted to name a phony whore MenAreBetterThanWomen.com&#8217;s Honorary Man of the Month.  Little did I know today would be my lucky day!  I guess I should have read my horoscope, but I&#8217;m not a woman so I don&#8217;t waste my time reading fucking self-fulfilling bullshit and if I did I would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Heart of Darkness Should Have Been Called Golden Girls</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/monica-randolph-fuck-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/monica-randolph-fuck-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 08:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wallow in It]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is going to be one of my most controversial articles to date.  I say that because I don&#8217;t even agree with it.  In fact I&#8217;m disgusted by it; but that&#8217;s the burden of being a man.  Even if you don&#8217;t agree with the truth or if you&#8217;re disgusted by the big [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>119</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women are a Drag, Man.  Drag Man?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/woman-who-dressed-as-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/woman-who-dressed-as-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tootsie was a pretty good movie.  So was Mrs. Doubtfire and Ladybugs.  What did these movies have in common?  Men in drag.
I&#8217;ve seen women in drag before and they would not make a good movie.  You can always tell a woman in drag because women are shitty actors and know dick [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>Three Times the Lady, Once Times the Whore</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/three-times-the-lady-once-times-the-whore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/three-times-the-lady-once-times-the-whore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Myself and every other man on Earth have been saying it for years: alimony is fucked &#8212; and it&#8217;s extremely sexist.
But wait, what about this?
Did you know you&#8217;re liable for child support if you knock some slut up who lies about being on the pill and then doesn&#8217;t want to have an abortion because of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>146</slash:comments>
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		<title>Winning Gold Fucking Medals</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/lindsey-jacobellis-fuck-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/lindsey-jacobellis-fuck-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Honorary Man of the Month]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love a good showboater.  For those of you who don&#8217;t understand the term, showboating is a manly activity that involves behaving poorly during a victory &#8212; sometimes extremely poorly.
Hell most of sporting is based on showboating; and just like sporting itself, it takes a man to do it in anyway where it&#8217;s worth [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kate O&#8217;Beirne to Feminism: Fuck You!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feminists-are-ugly-kate-obeirne/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feminists-are-ugly-kate-obeirne/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Doings and Dealings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not everyone in the world can be a Cary Grant or a Carey Elwis &#8212; a Jim Carrey?  No, this finely tuned machine man invented and named Civilization takes gears of grit and wear as well.  It takes men who look like they&#8217;ve been punched in the face or fell down a tree [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>41</slash:comments>
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