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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; The MANifesto</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten-reasons-marriage-is-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it.
Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life.  The first fastest way is by having a child.  Try folding an index card in half twenty times.  That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Is A Business</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/marriage-is-a-business/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/marriage-is-a-business/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 06:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2006, 86 billion dollars was blown on weddings.  This number is misleading, however, as it does not include all the bullshit newly married women buy in an effort to wash the stain of ex-girlfriend off of their new husband&#8217;s old furniture.
Yes.  Women think like that.
The 86 billion dollar Wedding Waste also does [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>146</slash:comments>
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		<title>Feminism Is A Business</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feminism-is-a-business/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feminism-is-a-business/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn&#8217;t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart?  That&#8217;s okay.  Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that.  Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children &#8212; who get do-overs and freebies until [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1063</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Etymology of Chivalry</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-etymology-of-chivalry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-etymology-of-chivalry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While on the Dr. Phil program, a woman accused me of being chivalrous.  Now I&#8217;m never one to argue with a woman.  For example, if a woman wants to get smacked around by her boyfriend every time she runs her mouth, then who am I to say it&#8217;s wrong?  This isn&#8217;t some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>73</slash:comments>
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		<title>Motive Means Nothing; or The Church of Feelings</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/church-of-feelings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/church-of-feelings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I wanted orphans to be happy, a bunch of orphans would be happy and everyone would agree that I&#8217;m a fucking great guy.
If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I burned one to the ground when I was twelve and I feel guilty as shit about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>148</slash:comments>
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		<title>Want to Know What a Million Looks Like?  Ask a Man.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/one-million/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/one-million/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman&#8217;s website has ever gotten.  If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man.  If it&#8217;s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>161</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/cheating-military-wives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/cheating-military-wives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time.  The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake.  That snake&#8217;s name was &#8220;The Devil&#8221;.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my &#8220;radical&#8221; ideas.  Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1133</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fat Girls Are Obsessed With Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/fat-girls-are-obsessed-with-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/fat-girls-are-obsessed-with-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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Fat girls are obsessed with marriage.  Their big fat mindsets are warped around the concept of &#8220;get all you can&#8221;, like a lumped wad of peanut butter and jelly sandwich around the Star Wars thermos inside your lunch box.
For a woman, marriage is an all you can eat buffet of free shit.  The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>248</slash:comments>
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		<title>Life In A Cage</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/life-in-a-cage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/life-in-a-cage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think of a man I think of several things: successful, smells great, nuclear explosions of brilliance and poignancy.  When I think of a woman, I usually think of something retarded, like a mule or a donkey with no real friends who can&#8217;t drive and has a lifespan that stretches well beyond her [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Invented Taxes: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-invented-taxes-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-invented-taxes-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s getting closer and closer to tax time.  I can feel the day coming the way I feel the coming of a bumbling fuck up some woman is about to make at my expense.  Like when you&#8217;re introducing a hot new lady friend to your man mates and she&#8217;s just dying to say [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Invented Taxes: Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-invented-taxes-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-invented-taxes-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women&#8217;s fuckups.
Holy shit!  What if they&#8217;re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing!  Women invented taxes.
Let&#8217;s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for.  I hate the shit out of taxes.  I&#8217;m a man and I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>140</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Admit Defeat</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-admit-defeat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-admit-defeat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women &#8212; and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought down by the complaints of a childless harpy.
That&#8217;s the worst kind of woman: a childless one.
A woman without children [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>117</slash:comments>
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		<title>All Women Are Worse Than Rapists</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-are-worse-than-rapists/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-are-worse-than-rapists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 20:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are rapists who are men really that bad?  Yes.  They&#8217;re evil.
But are they worse than regular women?
No.
Your average woman and also every other woman who considers herself to be above average or special in some dumb fuck way, has less self-control, less manners, and less charisma than a rapist.
Think about it like a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>167</slash:comments>
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		<title>Nicolas Cage &#8211; Lord of Men</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/nicolas-cage-lord-of-men/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/nicolas-cage-lord-of-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever had sex with a woman who loves Nicolas Cage?
No you haven&#8217;t, because no woman loves Nicolas Cage.  All women hate Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage is so great and he knows it &#8212; that&#8217;s why.  He&#8217;s also too manly for his own good.  Just like moustaches, women hate anything that&#8217;s too [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>66</slash:comments>
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		<title>Manly Man Men: Stephen Colbert</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/stephen-colbert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/stephen-colbert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I only had to watch the Colbert Report a few times to realize Stephen Colbert deserved a spot of honor among the Manliest Man Men of our day.
Please note this is not to be confused with the Manliest Man Men of all time.  I don&#8217;t know who the third Manliest Man Man of all [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>Miracle Cure for ED</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/miracle-cure-for-erectile-dysfunction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/miracle-cure-for-erectile-dysfunction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I heard about something called ED last night.  Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it&#8217;s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED.  That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there&#8217;s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>118</slash:comments>
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		<title>All Women Hate Guns</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-hate-guns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-hate-guns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Guns are awesome.  In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is.
I take that back.  The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it.  In that case, it&#8217;s a case of chicken and egg.  Is the car manlier [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>320</slash:comments>
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		<title>Germain Greer is a Cunt (And a Whore) Part II</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/germain-greer-is-a-cunt-and-a-whore-part-ii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/germain-greer-is-a-cunt-and-a-whore-part-ii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After writing my original article entitled Germaine Greer is a Cunt, I did some research on the dear lady doctor.  After all, I did come at &#8220;Dr.&#8221; Greer like a venomous Ferrari (I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m not the first &#8212; if you know what I sexually mean), and I didn&#8217;t want to sound half-cocked.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>221</slash:comments>
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		<title>Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it &#8212; in this case [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18264</slash:comments>
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		<title>All Women Are Whores Part III</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-are-whores-part-iii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/all-women-are-whores-part-iii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The MANifesto]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the building phase, I tentatively called this article, &#8220;Men Are Better Than Women At Being Nerds.&#8221;  That&#8217;s true on its own, but what I&#8217;m going to talk about here is so much bigger and more bombastic I&#8217;ve decided to up the ante.
All women are whores.  I know it and you know it, [...]]]></description>
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