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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Manspirations</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>Helping a Fattie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, I feel like the doors of a Hometown Buffet ten minutes before it opens.  Every day, dozens of fat broads line up to bust me down.
Settle down you fucking cows, they serve that shitty lasagna all day.
Today, I&#8217;m going to be talking about one of these fatsos.  One who has captured my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The MABTW Tattoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s rare that a man makes a mistake.  I myself have never made one.  However, last week I nearly did when I named Sarah Palin my Honorary Man of the Year.  Clearly, the woman above deserves that title.
However, the woman above is ineligible.  Because she&#8217;s my Honorary Man of the Decade. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Mammorial Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 05:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve chosen to honor this very manly holiday, Memorial Day 2008, in the manliest way possible.
Fuck parades.  They&#8217;re for ladies.  Fuck a day off work.  Men love to work.  Fuck a day-long war marathon on the History Channel.  Every day should be a day-long war marathon on the History Channel.
To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Man Billboard &#8212; For Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They told me it was impossible.  They told me it was too expensive.  They told me it was the stupidest thing they&#8217;d ever heard.
They were wrong.
Hold onto your man beans, fellows and gentlemen, while I present the ultimate plan for the ultimate fund raiser: The Man Billboard.

The Man Billboard















The Man Billboard is an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2010 Man Capsule</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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&#8220;A sure sign of the decline of an empire, is the rise of feminism.&#8221;
The first man to say that was not me, Dick Masterson.  It was first said by the British army engineer and Lieutenant-General who trained the Arab Legion in 1939: Sir John Glubb.  Eat shit, feminism.
Feminism is the zenith of human [...]]]></description>
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