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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Myths and Lores</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>Sexual Harassment: Deal With It</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sexual-harassment-deal-with-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sexual-harassment-deal-with-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A penny saved is a woman fired.
One of the best reasons not to hire a woman is that eventually, every single one of them will be sexually harassed by a co-worker.  And guess who gets to pay for it?  You.
Money can make a woman forget anything.  Humiliation, morals, the emotional well-being of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>679</slash:comments>
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		<title>What About Teachers, Nurses, and Bank Tellers?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/teachers-nurses-and-bank-tellers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/teachers-nurses-and-bank-tellers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are better than women.  We all know it and I proved it beyond the shadow of a doubt in my mansterpiece Men Are Better Than Women &#8212; on sale now.

Men are better than women at everything and every job in life.  But doesn&#8217;t that mean every job should be staffed by men? [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>126</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why Women Hate Sex With Me</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-hate-sex-with-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-hate-sex-with-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women absolutely hate having sex with me.  Sometimes, before the &#8220;doing it&#8221; even starts, they want it to be over.  After a roll in the hay with yours truly, a woman feels dirty, degraded, disgusted, damaged, demeaned, and most importantly, sore as fuck.
They hate it.  And after a week, she&#8217;ll feel even [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>589</slash:comments>
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		<title>Men Love Commitment</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/men-love-commitment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/men-love-commitment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the idea of a dowry went extinct, men have been under fire from women for one thing more than any other: a phobia of commitment.  Like stuck walruses, women scream that men have a fear of commitment; a fear that is childish and in constant odds with our biological impulse to screw anything [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>87</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Could Be Great&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-could-be-great/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-could-be-great/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Through some creative editing liberties, the Dr. Phil show gave America this gem from yours truly, Dick Masterson.
&#8220;Women could be great.&#8221; -Dick Masterson
Just like everything I&#8217;ve ever said or ever will say, I stand by that.  Women could be great.  Women could be successful, intelligent, happy, and even wise.  They just have [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>128</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pregnancy Does Not Imply Equality</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/pregnancy-does-not-imply-equality/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/pregnancy-does-not-imply-equality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A screwdriver has a purpose.  Without this tool, men wouldn&#8217;t be able to screw anything for less than the cost of a video game &#8212; and women wouldn&#8217;t be able to dent my car by dropping one on the hood while trying to put the Christmas decorations away on a shelf two feet above [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>167</slash:comments>
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		<title>Female Oppression: More Monkey Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/myth-of-female-oppression/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/myth-of-female-oppression/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At any moment, a woman can say something completely stupid about something completely obvious.  Women have an infinity of wrong inside them.  Much in the same way that a child has an infinity of imagination inside it, or a tube of super glue contains an infinity of practical jokes.
Women contain an Infinity of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>120</slash:comments>
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		<title>Just Because You Suck At Math, Doesn&#8217;t Mean You&#8217;re Good At Not-Math</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/just-because-you-suck-at-math-doesnt-mean-youre-good-at-not-math/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/just-because-you-suck-at-math-doesnt-mean-youre-good-at-not-math/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men are better than women at everything.  Just look outside.  See all that shit?  That &#8220;shit&#8221; is men kicking the ass of women up and down the court of science.  Women aren&#8217;t to blame for a single brick.
Unless when you look outside you see a bunch of fat hookers or some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>76</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why Men Aren&#8217;t &#8220;Romantic&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/romance-blows/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/romance-blows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men aren&#8217;t romantic for the same reason we didn&#8217;t invent a sport called &#8220;Drop Rocks in a Hole.&#8221;
What&#8217;s going to happen next?  Is the rock going to fall in the hole?  Holy shit!  Who wins?
No one.  It&#8217;s just like listening to a woman.  Everyone loses.
To women, &#8220;romance&#8221; is a heavily [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>150</slash:comments>
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		<title>Female Tourette&#8217;s Syndrome: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-tourettes-syndrome-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-tourettes-syndrome-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tourette&#8217;s Syndrome is not limited to obscene outbursts and shouting.  It also includes involuntary tics and gestures, which are sometimes inappropriate.
Female Tourette&#8217;s Syndrome is exactly the same; except instead of being classified as a disorder, FTS involuntary tics are classified as a huge pain in the ass.
A 5&#8242;4&#8243; woman stabbing me in the face [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>60</slash:comments>
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		<title>Female Tourettes Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-tourettes-syndrome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/female-tourettes-syndrome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve mentioned Female Tourettes Syndrome in the past, and because it is one of the biggest reasons why men are better than women, I thought I would commemorate this Labor Day by expanding on the topic.
Labor Day is a very manly holiday, after all.  Labor Day is why Father&#8217;s Day is bullshit.  You [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>112</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hocus Pocus: Women Are Dumb</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-believe-bullshit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-believe-bullshit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dick In Your Ear]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click below to get Dick in your Ear and listen to the podcast of this article.

The reason women gobble up Feng Shui, healing crystals, and all that other bullshit like pigs at a trough, is because their vaginas aren&#8217;t worth shit after the age of 26.
They need something to fill the gap.
Don&#8217;t believe me?  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>65</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rape!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/rape/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/rape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click below to get Dick in your Ear and listen to the podcast of this article.

Women think that they somehow own rape &#8212; as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>391</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Want To Fuck Squid</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-want-to-fuck-squid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-want-to-fuck-squid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Women are as adventurous with their culinary tastes as waiting in line for a ski lift &#8212; a ski lift that leads to the DMV.
Would the lady care for some calamari this evening?
Ew, gross!  It&#8217;s squid!
How about some veal?
Ew, gross!  I care more about baby cows than I do about the African children [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>152</slash:comments>
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		<title>Excuse Me, Waiter.  I&#8217;ve Got A Woman in my Technology.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-in-technology/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-in-technology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The reason 20th century women have entered technology in shrew-nosed flocks isn&#8217;t because &#8220;oppression&#8221; ended.  Socrates and Magellan were killed because they were interested in science.  That&#8217;s the worst kind of oppression: oppression of men.
Death by hemlock and spear is also more oppression than any woman has ever been subject to.
Women love baking [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>147</slash:comments>
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		<title>Feelings Kill</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feelings-kill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/feelings-kill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Feelings are good for you?  Wrong.

The biggest reason men are better than women is men don&#8217;t have any feelings.  Feelings are the indestructible sausage cable of shit that tether women to the ground.  Feelings are the source of all womankind&#8217;s greatest fuckups and inadequacies and also the reason women hate children so [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Day: Big Whoop</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/mothers-day-big-whoop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/mothers-day-big-whoop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 23:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I forgot Mother&#8217;s Day again just like I do every year.  You know what that makes me?  Every mother&#8217;s dream son. Mother&#8217;s don&#8217;t want a bunch of bullshit and spectacle for Mother&#8217;s Day.  Well, they may want it, but for their own sake you shouldn&#8217;t give it to them. Here&#8217;s why.
A woman [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women Are The Special Olympics</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-are-the-special-olympics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-are-the-special-olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one thing you learn after dealing with the mentally handicapped for an extended period of time, it&#8217;s that they all want one thing: to be treated equally.
Also graham crackers.
Women are a lot like the mentally handicapped in that way.  The only difference is women don&#8217;t deserve it &#8212; equality or graham crackers.
History [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>173</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women With Male Friends Are Delusional</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-with-male-friends-are-delusional/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-with-male-friends-are-delusional/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women think if you leave a head of lettuce at the bowling alley, it will eventually turn into a bowling ball.
Now I don&#8217;t have anything personally against women, but that is fucking dumb.
Sack of dirt dumb.
Women also think having a bunch of male friends makes them better than other women.  Women are raving, hateful [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>89</slash:comments>
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		<title>Myth: Men Never Break Up With Women</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/myth-men-never-break-up-with-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/myth-men-never-break-up-with-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Myths and Lores]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men are better than women at breaking up with women.
In fact, men are so much better at breaking up, that they are better than women at breaking up period.
I&#8217;m not talking about not endlessly crying and the lack of suicide threats either.  I&#8217;m a man so the first thing that comes to mind when [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>122</slash:comments>
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