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	<title>Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson &#187; Wallow in It</title>
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	<description>Are men better than women?   Yes.</description>
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		<title>All Women Are Whores</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-are-whores/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-are-whores/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have received well over a thousand supportive emails from women over the last 48 hours.  Unsurprisingly to me, the topic they&#8217;re the most encouraging about is my comment on whores and all women being them.
All women are whores.
Keep in mind that I consider female anger to be the weather vane of truth and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons Why Watches Are So Manly</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/watches/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/watches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was recently brought to my attention that I have never weighed my manly weight in on the topic of watches.
Expensive watches are the manliest mancessories there are.  Watches are twice as manly as old man clothes and ten times manlier than the manliest of Man Bags.
Here are my top ten reasons why.
Dick&#8217;s Top [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>116</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick&#8217;s Die Hard 4 Review</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/die-hard-4-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/die-hard-4-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Die Hard 4 comes out in exactly one week and I couldn&#8217;t be more excited.
I have been waiting nearly 20 years for this film.  Die Hard 2 and 3 were a no-brainer as I saw it.  â€œBut would they make a 4?â€? I thought after watching Alan Rickman fall a million feet to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Manliest Martini</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-worlds-manliest-martini/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-worlds-manliest-martini/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two types of martinis: martinis made by women and good martinis.
I tried to drink a martini last night that, unbeknownst to me, was made by a woman.  I nearly choked on a goddamn ice cube the thing was so poorly made.
&#8220;You guys put ice cubes in your martinis around here?&#8221; I said. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>53</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sit?  How High?</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sit-how-high/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/sit-how-high/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like to consider myself a philanthropist.  Not a philanthropist of money, mind you, but a philanthropist of giving men their pride and voices back.  I&#8217;m a philanthropist of balls.
All men know that&#8217;s not true though.  You can&#8217;t give men their balls back because men and their balls are like Dumbo and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>84</slash:comments>
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		<title>Olympic Grilling in 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/olympic-grilling-in-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/olympic-grilling-in-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The grilling of meat should be an Olympic event.  It was an event in the first Olympics so what the fuck happened?  Don&#8217;t believe me?  How about it was the very first Olympic event.  All those other games were just invented so Greeks would have something to do that wasn&#8217;t each [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Women&#8217;s Vaginas Are Puke City</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/britney-spears-vagina/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/britney-spears-vagina/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 01:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to talk about Britney Spears&#8217; stupid vagina today even though I don&#8217;t see anything newsworthy or remotely interesting about what&#8217;s happened.
In that case, I&#8217;m going to use my man ability to turn something stupid and dull into something of value.  Have you ever seen some homeless weirdo on the beach paint beautiful [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>302</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shitting Is Awesome</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/shitting-is-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/shitting-is-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two things in life you can count on: death and shitting.
Fuck taxes.
Women invented taxes.
Sometimes, I listen to the conversations of women.  Sometimes like when two women in two different cars park going opposite ways in the middle of the fucking street just because they see the other one driving.  Well done. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>57</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Afraid of the Manliest Man</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whos-afraid-of-the-manliest-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whos-afraid-of-the-manliest-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 23:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to conclude my week&#8217;s presentation of the world&#8217;s manliest man men with the manliest man man of all.
You.
You&#8217;re a man and that means you have a dick and balls (most probably).  It also means you have that in common with every other great person in history who&#8217;s ever done a fucking thing. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>80</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dickâ€™s Top Ten Reasons Going Bald is Manly</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/bald-is-manly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/bald-is-manly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going bald is like the man-menopause of being a man.  So long as &#8220;increased chance of osteoporosis&#8221; actually means &#8220;increased chance of bagging a hot babe with your brand new, red, sports convertible.
Babes love bald because it&#8217;s manly.  Here are my top ten reasons why.
Dick&#8217;s Top Ten Reasons Going Bald is Manly
10. Doing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>79</slash:comments>
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		<title>Manginas Are My Hero</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/manginas-are-my-hero/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/manginas-are-my-hero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 08:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/?p=353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not all men have money, good looks, talent, wit, charm, charisma, interesting stories, cultural insight, skills, athletic abilities, woman-attracting macho attitudes, an ability to eat an inhuman amount of food (or food based, non-toxic products), a sense of style, an easy going demeanor, a non-threatening posture, rich parents, or an in depth knowledge of anything [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>58</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Heart of Darkness Should Have Been Called Golden Girls</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/monica-randolph-fuck-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/monica-randolph-fuck-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 08:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is going to be one of my most controversial articles to date.  I say that because I don&#8217;t even agree with it.  In fact I&#8217;m disgusted by it; but that&#8217;s the burden of being a man.  Even if you don&#8217;t agree with the truth or if you&#8217;re disgusted by the big [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>119</slash:comments>
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		<title>Anorexia?  Manorexia</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/anorexia-manorexia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/anorexia-manorexia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 17:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anorexia Nervosa has been a big problem for women for decades.  It should be about ten times bigger than it is though.  What good is a woman who isn&#8217;t at least trying to be skinny as fuck?
Granted all men&#8217;s tastes are different and of equal value, but it&#8217;s obvious to me as a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>219</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dick O&#8217;Masterson</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-omasterson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dick-omasterson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The greatest man day of them all is upon us.  And that would be St. Patrick&#8217;s Day.
For those of you who don&#8217;t know what Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day is, fuck off my site because you&#8217;re obviously a woman and don&#8217;t belong here anyway.
Men are the reason civilization is not a boring piece of shit, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Scorching Case of Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-scorching-case-of-bullshit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-scorching-case-of-bullshit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s winter time and that means it&#8217;s the season for many of man&#8217;s favorite things.  Tight sweaters (for obvious reasons), loose sweaters (for putting on those extra pounds), and fire.
I was starting a fire just last night when it occurred to me.  I have never seen a woman start a fire.
I don&#8217;t think [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Memoirs of a Prostitute.  She&#8217;s a Fucking Prostitute.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/memoirs-of-a-prostitute-shes-a-fucking-prostitute/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/memoirs-of-a-prostitute-shes-a-fucking-prostitute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 19:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the most recent extremely popular movie rife with pandering and self-righteous entitlement bullshit that makes me fucking sick &#8212; otherwise known as a &#8220;Chick Flick&#8221;?  It&#8217;s about an Asian prostitute living every woman&#8217;s dream of suffering the shame and indignity of being labeled a whore (for money and not for a house), [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>51</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Very Special MABTW</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-very-special-mabtw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/a-very-special-mabtw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a very special MenAreBetterThanWomen.com post about the man-meaning of Christmas, and how women pissed all over it.
Twas a night or two before Christmas and in some random house
was a little boy and girl and a man happy with his spouse.
Though earlier that night there had arisen such a clatter
over grocery bills wrought with [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Ubermensch</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-ubermensch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-ubermensch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 18:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a man is so inclined, he can learn everything he needs to know from one source: Superman.  How to act, how to treat the less fortunate, how to live lies and lead double lives &#8212; it&#8217;s all there for men.  That&#8217;s because Superman isn&#8217;t an alien from another planet, what he really [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>72</slash:comments>
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		<title>That&#8217;ll Still Look Hot When You&#8217;re 80.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-getting-tattoos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/women-getting-tattoos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When men get tattoos they are unique and meaningful.  Men get tattoos like Waldo riding a comet across their backs, or two girls in bikinis lifting an anchor.  That&#8217;s awesome.  How about a Chinese character that means &#8220;bad ass&#8221;?  Oh yea.  Very manly.  When women get tattoos it&#8217;s always [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>117</slash:comments>
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		<title>Still.  Don&#8217;t Leave The Lights On.</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/still-dont-leave-the-lights-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/still-dont-leave-the-lights-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wasting things is pretty much the manliest thing you can do.  Resources, women, food &#8212; hell sometimes I buy two lunches and throw one in the street just to remind myself of how brimmingly full my man cup is with macho maleness.
If you&#8217;ve never thrown a sandwich into the street, I highly recommend it. [...]]]></description>
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