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		<title>Tips for Gay Men on How to Avoid Gay Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a man, I am against gay marriage. Before all of you jackasses light your pink torches and start braiding your AIDS awareness ribbons into my noose, allow me to explain&#8211;even though I don&#8217;t really give a fuck because everyone on the internet is a tough guy and, truth be told, in real life I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Astronaut Kills Everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That&#8217;s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That probably happened because there was a woman aboard. Earlier today, while doing routine maintenance on a solar panel, dozy astro-broad Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain and the VPILF</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to tell you guys the first thing I thought when I was text messaged a picture of McCain&#8217;s new VP by a dozen fucking people at 8 in the morning. I&#8217;d fuck her. Meet the world&#8217;s first VPILF, fellows and gentlemen. A Vice President I&#8217;d like to fuck. And she will be Vice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympic Fuckery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a rule, the Olympic Games are chalk full of fuckery. Now, stage that fuckery in capitalism&#8217;s lower intestine: China, and you&#8217;re guaranteed an epic level &#8212; nay, an evolution of clusterfuck. The fuckery at these Olympic Games has come in new and exciting forms. And since most of these &#8220;controversies&#8221; could easily be solved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Women: Stay Home!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every weekend, millions of dumpy, 20-something sluts decide not to go to a nightclub because they&#8217;re an eyesore to men and an embarrassment to their species. Thank you ladies for doing that. You cows may be good for nothing, but at least you have the decency to be fat-fuck slobs in the privacy of your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whore Sells House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A single mother in Florida by the name of Deven Traboscia is selling her house and herself on eBay for the low, low price of $840,000. Did I say low price? I meant outrageous price! In her own words, prospective buyers are paying $340,000 for her two-thousand square foot home, and $500,000 for her unknown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Out Pedestrians!  It&#8217;s Danica Patrick!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 21:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hi. Um, you know, it&#8217;s really, really unfortunate what happened today. Thoughts and prayers are with him, with his family and hopefully he can get back on the track soon and be able to do what he loves. Thank you.&#8221; &#8211; Danica Patrick What the man in question &#8220;loves&#8221; is not getting hit by race [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Case Study in Horizontal Success</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s only one way for a woman to get ahead in this world, and that&#8217;s by fucking. The sooner a woman realizes that, the sooner she can begin the lifelong process of self-loathing and delusion that is known as womanhood. But at least she can do it in Versace as an international pop idol or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spitzer to American Women: Lighten the Fuck Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a lot of truth to the old saying that American women are the most awful, entitled, and certainly the dumbest whores on the planet. Actually, it&#8217;s 100% true. Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, was recently busted for his participation in a &#8220;high class prostitution ring&#8221;. &#8220;Strange behavior for a Democrat,&#8221; I thought. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Gladiators</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Now we&#8217;re getting serious, because next is the guys.&#8221; &#8211; Hulk Hogan, The New American Gladiators The original American Gladiators was among the top imangination breakthroughs of the early 90&#8242;s, picking up right where Miami Vice left off in terms of awesome spectacle and manly attire. Like all men, I cannot possibly describe with words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sterilizing for Mother Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/toni-vernelli-sterilized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That&#8217;s what women are after all: consumable goods. It&#8217;s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used. Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>229</slash:comments>
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		<title>Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/whore-o-ween-now-for-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it&#8217;s a stripper. This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule. If you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>321</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kevin Federline: Man Hero</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/no-kids-for-britney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children. This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>198</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/open-letter-saudi-arabia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A women&#8217;s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don&#8217;t deserve. That&#8217;s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>313</slash:comments>
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		<title>Miss Teen USA is Functionally Retarded</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a dog show, even third place is still a good specimen of dog. It might not be the best, but it&#8217;s a damn good dog. No one&#8217;s showing up at the Westminster Kennel Club with a dead monkey on a leash. Third place at the Miss Teen USA pageant, however, is a mildly-functioning, retarded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Don&#8217;t Want a Black Man in the White House</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/stop-hilary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m disgusted by prejudice against men of all kinds. Prejudice against women is common sense. They&#8217;re no good at anything. Of course it&#8217;s okay to be prejudiced against them. It&#8217;s okay to be prejudiced against throwing your money into the sewer for the same reason. Men are better than women. Hillary Clinton has no chance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terrorism!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men are masters of terror. Men like Wes Craven and Stephen King. Men are also better than women at terrorism. Recently, a woman fucked up some terrorism so badly, she blew herself up in the middle of an empty street. That doesn&#8217;t surprise me. A woman once asked me if they always put fresh oil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Ruining Television</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/patrick-moore-television/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 07:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women queer every deal that they&#8217;re apart of and they watch shit for television. That&#8217;s not me coming at you with a dose of truth. That&#8217;s 84-year-old, legendary BBC television presenter Sir Patrick Moore. &#8220;I was in hospital once and I watched a whole episode of Eastenders. I suppose it’s true to life. But so [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
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		<title>Alec Baldwin: Father of the Year</title>
		<link>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/alec-baldwin-father-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 21:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dick Masterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often that I, Dick Masterson, bestow an award like Father of the Year. In fact this is the only time I&#8217;ve ever done it. But who knows what the future holds. Submit your nominations for 2008 today! Alec Baldwin, legendary for his roles in Beetlejuice and She&#8217;s Having a Baby, recently left a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>101</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tennis Says Women Are Whores</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year, Wimbledon will be offering the same prize monies for women that they do for men. This is a first for Wimbledon, but it isn&#8217;t a first for women and bitching their way into higher pay without providing shit extra. That&#8217;s something women do every day. In an article I read about it, so-called [...]]]></description>
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