Chauvinists Make More Money
This article also marks my appearance in the SuperFrat/Dick Masterson cross-over comic, as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective. Check it out for more reasons why thinking that women are shit at everything is a good idea.
While on Dr. Phil, I offhandedly referred to my work as the Art of Chauvinism. Little did I know how brilliant that was.
The Art of Chauvinism is the application of one simple universal principle: Men Are Better Than Women. It’s true from the day we’re born to the day we die. It’s true in every single facet and function of life. It’s true for the smallest of insects to the largest of professional wrestlers. Peacocks are better than peahens, men are better than women at loading a dishwasher, and Mars is better than Venus. If you spend enough time on Venus, your fucking face will melt off.
Chauvinism solves all of life’s mysteries and it will get you laid. But here’s something I bet you didn’t know. Chauvinism is also guaranteed to make you more money!
A recent study by the University of Florida reports that men who have sexist attitudes make $8,500 more per year than their pussy-whipped counterparts. That’s enough money to buy 42 decent prostitutes! 60 if you live near UCSD! In terms that even a woman could understand: that’s enough money to have sex almost every week.
Take that all of you obnoxious, uptight school marms out there with sticks up your asses and imaginary psychology degrees in your hands. The University of Florida just proved that chauvinists like me have no trouble getting our gear greased. If $8,500 can’t get you laid, no amount of “progressive pretending” will. That is because you are on a deserted fucking island with no women around for 500 miles. If one was any closer, she would swim the gap to take a bite out of your cold hard cash.
And save the “it doesn’t count if you pay for it” argument because men always pay for sex. Sex is the only reason we buy nice shoes. Sex is why Appletini mix is even sold in bars.
The study followed 12,686 men over the course of 30 years. Every ten years, researchers asked the subjects whether or not they believed a woman’s place was in the home. What they found was that sexism and an understanding of the basic principles, function, and application of economics go hand in hand.
Understanding money means understanding women.
Bet on a Nag
But what about the mixed-up broads out there who think their place is in the big scary world of business where men can, do, and should sexually harass them at all times? Before they blow it on pantsuits and Tina Fey glasses, these office sluts make $1,500 more per year than their less cunty sisters.
That’s a measly $1,500 for a whole year of anxiety, false expectations, and delusion. Men aren’t nice to you at work because they want to be your friend, ladies. They still just want to fuck you. None of us leave our penis at home.
That means anyone who believes in the superiority of their gender makes more money right? Not exactly, says I. Let’s review the numbers and watch the world’s only Chauvinist Detective crack this case like it’s a box of Franzia.
Chauvinists get $8,500 more a year.
Feminists get $1,500 more a year.
Women without jobs get married.
Women who figured out why God gave them a vagina get first crack at the extra $8,500 men like me make every year. And fuck, I’m happy to pay it. Like I said, sex costs money. I don’t walk into a bar and expect to drink for free. I don’t show up at LAX and start punching people in the mouth until they let me on a plane. I don’t approach a woman without figuring out how much time or money I’m willing to spend on nailing her.
Buy My Book
My book is worth it’s weight in gold. Reading the first sentence aloud will get every woman around you to shut her fucking gob. Silence is golden. Well now you can throw $8,500 real dollars on top of that metaphorical gold because my book is a training manual on how to think like a Chauvinist.
The Art of Chauvinism
Understanding money means understanding women. And chauvinism is all about understanding women. Women are dumb as hell, unreliable as shit, couldn’t staple paint to a wall even if you paid them not to, and will only fuck you if they think there’s a chance they can get at your cash. Pavarotti didn’t sing for free. Why would a woman fuck for free? It’s the only skill God gave them.
If something sounds stupid, a woman probably said it. If something needs doing, there was no man around to do it in the first place. If someone fucked up driving, it was probably a woman.
That’s chauvinism. That’s reality.
Manclusion
When studies that prove men are better than women come along, the theories on why men and women are still somehow magically equal are as abundant as they are retarded. “Employers only promote sexist men because they realize these men need to support their families and won’t quit for a riskier opportunity!” says one such jackass. “Chauvinist men are only interested in power,” pipes another. “So they’ll go to any extreme to get it!”
If businesses were run by Candyland supervillains, then either of those reasons would make sense. But they’re not so they don’t. Keep the bullshit on campus please. The reason men like me make more money than men who have a passport to the Friend Zone is because men like me know how the world works. Women are whores because they can be. If you’re going to make apple pie, you don’t want any fucking oranges.
Apples are better than oranges.
Whether it’s true or not, believing it will make you more money.
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“A black mans cock in your mouth is power” – Audley Magnus (Head of Womens Suffrage movement of the 1920′s)
Feminists are nuts lol
Your calculation is based on the premise that chauvinist equals someone who does not want his wife to work. Remove that premise and your argument falls apart. Chauvinism simply refers to the belief in the superiority of a specific group – whether gender or some other taxonomy, such as nationality.
Yeah all of us men who know that men are better than women are from a planet full of premature and abnormal human like species. That planet is called Earth and the premature abnormal human like species are called Females. Thanks for stating the obvious.
All of those who say that men are better than women must be from another planet full of premature or abnormal human like species. If they come to this world with a mother’s love they would respect both men and women equally.
There are other factors, like you say, such as women having no control of their money or ability to plan a long term financial future.
She might be willing to pay her own way, to a point, but she’ll still find a way to spend all her money (she probably spent it three years ago with credit cards, anyway), and dip into yours.
Then subtract all the trips to Target, the food bought and thrown out because nobody’s cooking (but some woman still wants it around to fatten her up), the bounced checks and credit card bills run up by a woman with huge financial anxiety issues and no long term plan, the fattening dinners out, the unused gym membership (running outside is free, bitches), and you still get a better deal if you only make $8500 more a year.
Men always pay for sex! You either pay for it in time, currency or emotional outlay.
Only a feminist bitch would call the book “crap”. If the book was titled “men and women are equal” or “women are better “, every feminist cunt would have praised it and said its a great book. Because of feminism, society asks everyone to say only politically correct shit like “females can do anything man can” and such bullshit. First of, the book is great comedy and people love to laugh. Secondly, its truth and young men can learn a lot and avoid mistakes like marriage and trusting whimmin easily.
Dick does economics…and fails.
I disagree, do you have any idea how many idiots would have bought this book?
His a pretty damn good business man, selling people crap they dont need =P
And have you seen how many women he’s trolled and proven stupid? I mean the frontpage even told them not to be here. Silly wimmins.
I used to be one of those gender equality guys, and after looking at the world around me, and having a decent head on my shoulder I realized men and women are not the same. Soon I started acting like it, and my life is better for it, more women like me, being assertive means you get things done. Also doing things for power isn’t necessarily a bad thing, every man who ran for president I guarantee didn’t do it, cause it looked like tons of fun. He wanted power, that doesn’t mean he is evil, power can be used for good, evil, or just morally neutral things. If I’ve got an expensive suit, can afford to travel a bunch of places, can pay for me things and have good connections, am I evil all of a sudden. No I’m better off, and people who say so are jealous. That’s where I want to be, that’s most likely where you want to be. Also NEVER trust a woman who says “all she wants if for you to be happy” or that she “will always love you” no matter how hot or doe eyed, she’s lying, even if she doesn’t know it yet.
Dick does economics…and fails.
Since the dawn of time women have been creating problems. Was it not eve’s desire that got Adam kicked out of Eden. I’m not religouse but I believe that story means something. Just like the story of pandoras box, it explains the creation of sins. Sins are greed, glutony, envy, vanity, lust, and wrath to name a few. All these sins relate to women without a mans desire for women these sins would not exsist. It is women who lead foolish men to believe that there wants are more important than their needs. I love women for their uses but they must realize their place.
A man should not depend on a wimmin for anything.As for as possible
avoid depending on the wimmin except the basics.
Depending on a wimmin makes a man vulnerable to manipulation………
gives a wimmin room enough to manipulate a man to her advantage.
So guys………………
BOTTOMLINE………..except for sex, babies & making sammiches don’t
depend on a wimmin for anything……….if you want mental peace &
sanity.
Dick does economics…and fails.
Feminists made MALE CHAUVINISM unacceptable & abhorrent to society
at large but covertly made WIMMIN BITCHING/NAGGING acceptable to
society. The laws of the land were tacitly manipulated to achieve this
END OBJECTIVE.
IN FACT THE LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES THE WIMMIN THE LICENSE TO
BECOME A COMPLETE SELF RIGHTEOUS, STUBBORN BITCH & GET AWAY WITH IT.
SPEAK OF FEMINIST DOUBLE STANDARDS & ITS VISIBLE EVERYWHERE.
IF A MAN DOES IT.. IT IS WRONG………….IF THE WIMMIN DOES THE
SAME THING IT IS MADE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
Some reasons why a FEMINIST BITCH likes to HARP on the
EQUALITY word so much…………..
1.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to PREVENT MAN from
coming to the FOREFRONT & taking charge of the
RELATIONSHIP like TRUE LEADER.
2.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to PREVENT MAN from
ACQUIRING the ROLE of BOSS & SUPERIOR in a RELATIONSHIP.
3.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to DENY MAN RESPECT
& REGARD at the OUTSET & allows the WIMMIN to call the
SHOTS & DICTATE the RELATIONSHIP on their BITCHY
TERMS & CONDITIONS.
4.EQUALITY is some SHIT they USE to GET………FORCE
their WAY across……..GET THINGS DONE THEIR WAY..
IRRESPECTIVE of the FACT that it MAKES a MAN’S LIFE
HELL & MISERABLE……is DETRIMENT to the RELATIONSHIP
………..KNOWING FULLY WELL that the MAN is unable to
take PREEMPTIVE ACTION becoz the LAWS OF THE LAND
ARE ON THE WIMMIN’S SIDE………….
5.EQUALITY is some shit they use to take CONTROL of the Man on the
SLY & make him dance to the bitch’s tunes.
IN FACT THE PRO WIMMIN LAWS OF THE LAND GIVES A
WIMMIN TO BECOME A TOTAL BITCH & GET AWAY WITH IT.
BOTTOMLINE NEVER EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF ACCEPTING WIMMIN AS EQUAL……
IF YOU PREFER TO BE A PLIABLE,COAXABLE,CAJOLABLE WUSSY/WIMP THEN ACCEPT
HER AS EQUAL……. OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE DOING ONLY AT THE RISK/EXPENSE OF
COMPROMISING ON YOUR MANINTERESTS & COMPROMISING ON YOUR MANFREEDOM.
IN SHORT IF YOU WANT TO LEAD THE LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT…..A FREE
UNINHIBITED UNCONTROLLED & UNCHECKED LIFE…………NEVER EVER ACCEPT A
WIMMIN AS EQUAL………..
Couple of points which I would like to add……….to what Studioline has
said so far…………………..
1. MAKE A WIMMIN DEPEND ON YOU FAR MORE………..THEN YOU GET
TO DEPEND ON WIMMIN………………
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRILL THE SIMPLE NOTION INTO BITCH’S
HEAD THAT WHILE YOU ARE INDISPENSABLE TO HER………..FOR YOU
SHE IS PERFECTLY DISPENSABLE………..THAT MEANS YOU ARE FAR
MORE WORTHY TO HER………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU………..
IN SIMPLE TERMS IT MEANS SHE STANDS TO LOSE FAR MORE FROM
THE RELATIONSHIP IF IT BREAKS DOWN THEN YOU STAND TO LOSE
& THE WIMMIN GAINS FAR MORE FROM THE RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU
GAIN FROM IT.
THIS HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN PROPER CONTEXT……………
YOU DON’T MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE TO HER BY SENDING
HER UNENDING STREAM OF BOUQUETS, BOOKING MOVIES &
RESTAURANTS,GOING ON SHOPPING & WORLD TOUR WITH HER &
CATERING TO ALL THE UNNECESSARY WANTS,DESIRES OF BITCH WIMMIN & NEITHER YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY
MARRYING A HIGH SALARIED BITCH & PLAYING THE ROLE OF MALE
HOUSEWIFE BY INVOLVING YOURSELF IN HOUSEHOLD CHORES &
RUNNING TO SUPERMARKETS ON GROCERY ERRANDS………..
YOU MAKE YOURSELF INDISPENSABLE BY PLAYING THE ROLE OF
HUNTER GATHERER & PROTECTOR………………CALL IT ALPHA MALE,
EGOCENTRIC MALE, CHAUVINIST MALE……..OR WHATEVER NAME
FOR THAT MATTER……………….THE TRADITIONAL MALE ROLE WHICH
MEN HAVE PLAYED FOR EONS……………
FACE IT GUYS & WRITE IT IN GOLDEN WORDS SOMEWHERE…………A WIMMIN LOVES A MAN WHO PLAYS THE ROLE OF LEADER. A MAN WHO
PLAYS THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN & STEERS THE BOAT OR SHIP………
HOWEVER HARD THE FEMINIST BRAINWASHED PIG BITCHES MIGHT
TRY TO CONVINCE YOU, DETRACT YOU…………….THE GOLDEN TRUTH
IS NO…NO.. WIMMIN RESPECTS/SHOWS REGARD/FEARS A MAN WHO
ABDICATES/ABSCONDS THE ROLE OF LEADERSHIP & HANDS IT TO
A WIMMIN.
FACE IT GUYS…………….THE MAN COMMANDS RESPECT ONLY WHEN
HE ASSUMES/PLAYS THE ROLE OF BOSS. IF THE FEMINIST BITCH
HARPS ON EQUALITY SHIT………..MUTUAL RESPECT & OTHER CRAP
CRAP………BLAH BLAH……….SHE IS OPENLY LYING…………THE
TRUTH IS SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOU & BECOME YOUR
BOSS……………..THAT IS THE TRUTH GUYS…………
THE FACT IS YOU COMMAND RESPECT…………..YOU DON’T DEMAND
IT & IT IS NOT HANDED OVER TO YOU BECOZ YOU WANT IT.
{{FUNNY HOW MANY FEMINIST PIG WIMMIN COME OVER HERE & PUT IT AS A
MATTER OF FACT THAT MAN = WIMMIN ,SO MUTUAL RESPECT……..
SO MAN SHOULD RESPECT WIMMIN & WIMMIN RESPECTS MAN & BLAH, BLAH, BLAH…………….FUCKING BS.}}
TO COMMAND RESPECT………YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF FAR MORE WORTHY TO A BITCH………..THEN SHE IS TO YOU……..
TELL THAT FUCKING BITCH………EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE INVOLVED
IN A REGULAR JOB, YOU HOPE TO SEE YOURSELF AS PRESIDENT OF
COMPANY 10-20 YEARS DOWN THE LINE OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEEM TO BE HEADING ANYWHERE 10 YEARS DOWN……..SAY YOU MIGHT
START YOUR OWN BUSINESS/COMPANY & BECOME ITS CEO……..
WIMMIN LIKE MEN WHO ARE AMBITIOUS OR AT LEAST HAVE A LONG
TERM PLAN………..
ALSO KEEP YOURSELF PHYSICALLY ACTIVE & FIT BY GOING TO GYMN SO THAT THE STUPID BITCH FEELS SHE IS HAVING A BODYGUARD TO
PROTECT HER………
2. MAKE A WIMMIN NEED YOU MORE THEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER…
TRY TO FULFILL A WIMMIN’S NEEDS/WANTS WHICH ARE LEGITIMATE
& RATIONAL BUT ON ONE CONDITION………..THE BITCH HAS TO WORK & EARN FOR IT IN A PROPER MANNER/WAY.
TO EARN IT, THE WIMMIN SHOULD FIRST TRY TO FULFILL THE NEEDS/WANTS/WHATEVER TASKS A MAN ASSIGNS TO HER.
IF A WIMMIN SEEKS TRUE LOVE/AFFECTION OR SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, SHE SHOULD BE TOLD TO EARN IT THE HARD WAY.
IN SEX A WIMMIN HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN TO SATISFY HER.
…………{{UNLESS THE WIMMIN HAPPENS TO BE A PORN STAR CAPABLE OF PYROTECHNICS)…………THE BITCH USUALLY LIES ON
THE BED LIKE A DEAD LOG & THE MAN HAS TO PUT IN ALL THE
PASSION & EFFORT TO AROUSE HER & KEEP THE SEXUAL ACT GOING
……………….THE CONTRIBUTION OF BITCH IN THE ACT IS USUALLY NIL………SO THE FUCKING BITCH HAS NO RIGHT TO ASK THE MAN
TO KEEP GOING & SATISFY HER UNTIL & UNLESS THE BITCH HAS
EARNED THAT TREAT FROM MAN BY HARD WAY…………….UNTIL &
UNLESS THE MAN FEELS THE BITCH DESERVES IT………
ONE MORE POINT……………TO KEEP THE BITCH ON HER TOES, KEEP
HER ALWAYS GUESSING & NEVER ALLOW THE BITCH TO TAKE YOU
GRANTED AT ANY POINT IN LIFE…………..
Dick! you should make this article
Homosexual is a fucking abomination why
Gay man make us man look like fucking fool since they make us lost our title “man” which is superior of course
Lesbian fucking trick us they try to take our title so called “man” and make it there’s what bitches don’t learn any lesson
so in this article we see why man our idiot and got deceive by women once more
i fucking agree with you add this to you next post
Man should better stay fucking single why they can buy whore which cost less then a wife and also whine lesser.
girl didn’t respect us for what we did of course freeing them from being a slave but instead commit there feminist act what bitches just think of more power.
Miley fucking Cyrus couldn’t even get fucking rich if those retarded man doesn’t promote them.
Why do the entertainment don’t just hire whore for sex entertainment it cost cheaper then hiring a sex idol which ask you to raise the check
Narcissism for life