Chauvinists Make More Money
This article also marks my appearance in the SuperFrat/Dick Masterson cross-over comic, as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective. Check it out for more reasons why thinking that women are shit at everything is a good idea.
While on Dr. Phil, I offhandedly referred to my work as the Art of Chauvinism. Little did I know how brilliant that was.
The Art of Chauvinism is the application of one simple universal principle: Men Are Better Than Women. It’s true from the day we’re born to the day we die. It’s true in every single facet and function of life. It’s true for the smallest of insects to the largest of professional wrestlers. Peacocks are better than peahens, men are better than women at loading a dishwasher, and Mars is better than Venus. If you spend enough time on Venus, your fucking face will melt off.
Chauvinism solves all of life’s mysteries and it will get you laid. But here’s something I bet you didn’t know. Chauvinism is also guaranteed to make you more money!
A recent study by the University of Florida reports that men who have sexist attitudes make $8,500 more per year than their pussy-whipped counterparts. That’s enough money to buy 42 decent prostitutes! 60 if you live near UCSD! In terms that even a woman could understand: that’s enough money to have sex almost every week.
Take that all of you obnoxious, uptight school marms out there with sticks up your asses and imaginary psychology degrees in your hands. The University of Florida just proved that chauvinists like me have no trouble getting our gear greased. If $8,500 can’t get you laid, no amount of “progressive pretending” will. That is because you are on a deserted fucking island with no women around for 500 miles. If one was any closer, she would swim the gap to take a bite out of your cold hard cash.
And save the “it doesn’t count if you pay for it” argument because men always pay for sex. Sex is the only reason we buy nice shoes. Sex is why Appletini mix is even sold in bars.
The study followed 12,686 men over the course of 30 years. Every ten years, researchers asked the subjects whether or not they believed a woman’s place was in the home. What they found was that sexism and an understanding of the basic principles, function, and application of economics go hand in hand.
Understanding money means understanding women.
Bet on a Nag
But what about the mixed-up broads out there who think their place is in the big scary world of business where men can, do, and should sexually harass them at all times? Before they blow it on pantsuits and Tina Fey glasses, these office sluts make $1,500 more per year than their less cunty sisters.
That’s a measly $1,500 for a whole year of anxiety, false expectations, and delusion. Men aren’t nice to you at work because they want to be your friend, ladies. They still just want to fuck you. None of us leave our penis at home.
That means anyone who believes in the superiority of their gender makes more money right? Not exactly, says I. Let’s review the numbers and watch the world’s only Chauvinist Detective crack this case like it’s a box of Franzia.
Chauvinists get $8,500 more a year.
Feminists get $1,500 more a year.
Women without jobs get married.
Women who figured out why God gave them a vagina get first crack at the extra $8,500 men like me make every year. And fuck, I’m happy to pay it. Like I said, sex costs money. I don’t walk into a bar and expect to drink for free. I don’t show up at LAX and start punching people in the mouth until they let me on a plane. I don’t approach a woman without figuring out how much time or money I’m willing to spend on nailing her.
Buy My Book
My book is worth it’s weight in gold. Reading the first sentence aloud will get every woman around you to shut her fucking gob. Silence is golden. Well now you can throw $8,500 real dollars on top of that metaphorical gold because my book is a training manual on how to think like a Chauvinist.
The Art of Chauvinism
Understanding money means understanding women. And chauvinism is all about understanding women. Women are dumb as hell, unreliable as shit, couldn’t staple paint to a wall even if you paid them not to, and will only fuck you if they think there’s a chance they can get at your cash. Pavarotti didn’t sing for free. Why would a woman fuck for free? It’s the only skill God gave them.
If something sounds stupid, a woman probably said it. If something needs doing, there was no man around to do it in the first place. If someone fucked up driving, it was probably a woman.
That’s chauvinism. That’s reality.
Manclusion
When studies that prove men are better than women come along, the theories on why men and women are still somehow magically equal are as abundant as they are retarded. “Employers only promote sexist men because they realize these men need to support their families and won’t quit for a riskier opportunity!” says one such jackass. “Chauvinist men are only interested in power,” pipes another. “So they’ll go to any extreme to get it!”
If businesses were run by Candyland supervillains, then either of those reasons would make sense. But they’re not so they don’t. Keep the bullshit on campus please. The reason men like me make more money than men who have a passport to the Friend Zone is because men like me know how the world works. Women are whores because they can be. If you’re going to make apple pie, you don’t want any fucking oranges.
Apples are better than oranges.
Whether it’s true or not, believing it will make you more money.
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Jack:: Much better, keep the threats of violence out of it.
Emily:: I know what equal means, it’s when things are balanced, something that in no way can be said abut todays society (western) when concidering both genders. You’re a woman so 1: are too ignorant to see the obvious. 2: too greedy to want to let the imbalance go. Quick example of the imbalance using wieght as an example. In the EU the wieght an employer can expect a man to safely carry is 25kg, a woman the same employer can expect a woman to safely carry 17kg. Only in the female mind can this possibly equate to being equal. Why is that? Are women really that retarded at maths? Or do you continue to ignore it because it actually proves you’re weaker.
u no, all men that read this shit and belive it are complete and utter dickheads. Men may be more intelligent but they are lacking in something called respect. And you no what else? the only reason men have problems grasping the concept that someone else may be better than them is because they have their brain where their dick is. Just to let you know, the smaller the penis, the more up-himself and fucked up the man is. I’d say ur penises are microscopic!
Oh dear, didnt take you long to use the eons old shame tactic did it Emily. And by the couple of posts I’ve read of yours I’ve allready worked out you’re young. Try this, go live a little, walk through life with your eyes and mind open, gain some life experience. In time you may actually have something intelligent to say but I doubt it, you’re female and you’ll become a feminist brainwashed lazy greedy parasite, in all probability.
“Men may be more intelligent but they are lacking in something called respect.”
If anyone lacks respect it’s women. Men across the world base their entire lives on the concept of respect. Men invented respect.
So you shut your whore mouth when Men are talking.
“I’d say ur penises are microscopic!”
Never heard that before. Only a woman would repeat the uncorroborated squawks of other feminazis.
Agree totally Captain. Other traits women have no concept of, honour, integrity, the ability to feel shame.
emily do you think a man will buy you dinner or take you to a movie if he didnt want sex? I don’t think so. If you want to be equal with men start paying their way ask them for a date. alot of feminist bitches don’t understand that if they want to give up being a home maker and join the work force they have to also give up the comforts of men paying their way. that’s why men don’t few us as their equal because we try to use the system to get everything we want.
im sorry i accidently put few instead of view
Recently, I dated an asian girl.
I paid. No problem.
I am glad to pay, and I know I’m not alone.
When dinner came to the table she didn’t take any for herself. She unfolded my napkin and gave it to me, picked up my plate, asked me what I wanted, gave me a little of this…. a little of that….handed my plate back to me and said “thank you for dinner.”
There is not ONE Ameriskank in this country that would even DREAM of doing that. It wouldn’t even ENTER HER MIND.
Dinner cost me $225.
Her tiny little gesture cost her $0.
Ameriskanks are not even equal to HER.
Let alone “men” in general.
well i think naturally men want to pay for women but we don’t treat the men like they did anything for us. when my boyfriend and i started dating i was still working. i asked him i could pay for dinner one night he said dont emasculate me. long story short i ended up moving in with him and i quit my job in order to be a better servant for him not inn a degrading way, but he shows me respect by supporting me and i show him respect by not questioning him and being subserviant to his wants and needs. I like the situation im in. that chinese girl sounds like a good catch actually she understands her place in society.
That’s sexy.
thanks babe ;) see i knew you would warm up to me eventually not all of us are so bad
Oh yeah, believe me, I KNOW not all of you are so bad….
But I LIKE girls who are bad.
VERY, VERY, VERY bad.
Its the ones who pretend they are “good” that get nowhere with men.
now im confused because because im good in bed but im very very bad in bed. and whenit comes to knowing my place among men i think im good but if that’s wrong i dont want to be right.
Chris:: You can add brit tarts to the not worth shit list. They’re also completely useless due to their selfishness and greed.
I know.
Brits are universally some the coldest, miserable, distant, close-off cunts anywhere.
You could store meat in their vaginas.
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Brits are universally some the coldest, miserable, distant, close-off cunts anywhere.
You could store meat in their vaginas.
Perfect shortened description of my ex wife. Sad part is, she actually started out a reasonable catch for a man. Became a probation officer, no need to explain the types she worked with. The rest is history.
Women are better than men cuz if they weren’t they would make a website stating as such.
The only people who aren’t content with themselves or their ideas are the ones barking about it, or selling a book. Either way it’s being a bigger attention whore than a woman.
MM what planet are you living on? Just accept feminism’s time is likely nearly over, men were only ever going to put up with shit for so long
what planet are you living on? you are just some tryhard with a problem in understanding what equality is. If you want to treat women like dirt, go have a sex change and cut urself, thats the only justice that u can do the world
“what planet are you living on?”
Earth.
“you are just some tryhard with a problem in understanding what equality is.”
And you’re just some dumbwhore cunt who can’t keep her mouth shut when Men are around.
“If you want to treat women like dirt”
Yes. Yes, we do.
“go have a sex change and cut urself”
Only when you begin to talk some sense. I, being a Man, am making a safe bet because I know you, being a woman, never will say anything useful.
“thats the only justice that u can do the world”
Nope, because it doesn’t make sense.
Bravo! Much wisdom afoot here,thank you, Dick, for having the brains to articulate whimmin, and the brass balls to broadcast the word. Pat. p.s.,I build custom furniture&casework,(big manly shop)any thing I can build for you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbaaGQxGjPU&feature=channel
This is your reputation that you have created. Just in case you people were wondering as to why women have a bad reputation, click the link. And while you’re at it, watch all of the others.
By the way, don’t start anything, whether it be direct or indirect, that women are being oppressed. If it’s anyone, it’s the men!
Three words that should explain some of it: Child Support and Vaginamony
Hey, while you’re at it, check out this one too and watch all four.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqH8rW0YHms&feature=channel_page
Now, explain why such things should be just as a women.
Tom Letkis. Respect! Keep at it mate.
typo Tom Leykis. Respect mate. Keep at it. It does matter to men who the father is, accept it. It’s another piece of feminism socially castrating men into believing it doesn’t actually matter, when what they mean it doesn’t matter to women. Fellas you have to listen to this, this is they way they all think these days. Check the link.
Lrauschtsen:: Thanks for the link. Tom Leykis appears to be a man of the moment, after hearing a few of his clips I’m making it a thing to do, figure out if I can listen to his show via the internet. I suggest like minded men do too and get your buddies to do the same.
I made an account just so I could say what an asshole this man is. And thinking that being a total fuckass will get you laid? Um, if a guy came up to me and said ‘go to the kitchen woman,’ and grinned his stupid smile, I would rip his fucking face off.
That’s all the proof anyone needs that women are violent and abusive just because a man “said” something she didn’t like.
You poor thing :(
I’ll remind myself to punch a cunt in the tits the next time she says something I don’t like.
Nicely done. Thanks cunt.
STack:: I think it’s great they actually ignore the male only tag of the site. No suprise really women are inherently ignorant along with no sense of shame and compulsive liars, I’ll have to post my guide to recognising a womans lies some time. Anyway girls keep it up, most of you show more proof of what we’re saying anyway.
qwerty:: Just don’t allways expect us males to stand there and let you.
GW:: Hello again, you really do need to wise up a little, it’s really very easy to get laid, basic principle to getting laid, flash some cash, if I were you however I’d be more concerned about the men with no self respect that would fuck a fattie.
“And thinking that being a total fuckass will get you laid?”
Men have better things to do than getting laid.
Go to the kitchen.
Chauvinism is great. It also ensures that you’ll be old, fat and lonely with a lot of money and women… none of who you will be able to actually fuck. Good times.
We can always count on a stupid cunt like yourself to try and use fresh SCARE tactics to try and SCARE a man into kissing a woman’s ass …. “or else he will be old and fat and lonely”.
When the REALITY is that unless she can SCARE him into wanting to be with her…. SHE will be old and fat and lonely and living with her CATS….. while the guy she is trying to brainwash is banging any young tight pussy he wants.
Yep, good luck trying to bang any tight young pussy when you’re 78 and your balls fall off. You can pay one to wank herself off. Yep, it’s a good life.
GW:: Men allways pay even to thier wives. Whores as they become old hags generally start earning less (my guess, using common sense) where as wives generally learn to con more out of a husband as she ages, then steals his house if she decides he’s not survile enough, after all they do have wieght to put on don’t they *wink*
Chris :: well put but I fear as usual it’s fallen on deaf ears, you can show a woman reality and she’ll see feminist blah blah blah. In truth she ‘thinks’ (convincing herself) she’s withholding favours, when in truth if any are looking at all, it’s those that scrape the bottom of the barrel. There will allways be bottom feeders, those that sift amongst the shit, even among men.
He makes my day. Yes I’m a woman and I’m loving this. Why?
Because it’s so obvious that he isn’t serious.
It’s utterly impossible for a human being to survive being as low on IQ as he makes himself out to be.
He has yet to make a single valid point – he basically just rants on and on trying to be as offensive as possible. There is NO LOGICAL STRUCTURE or intelligent thought process present WHATSOEVER.
Surely when you consider Darwin’s evolution of species – “survival of the fittest” – it becomes crystal clear that if he genuinely lacked mental faculties to this extent he would have long ago accidentally and brutally killed himself.
If he is serious, then he must have spent his entire life under a rock with absolutely no educational, cultural, or social contact. He gives himself away, of course, with his fairly evolved vocabulary.
This leads us to the obvious conclusion that he is NOT to be taken seriously!!
He’s quite the smart businessman – he has discovered that saying the stupidest and most offensive possible things he can think of,
I could not agree more to this comment obviously he is intimidated by women and the amount of power in the govt. and so forth. And hopefully we will soon have a our first female president soon. It has taken a long time to get where women are today and we most certainly won’t be going anywhere except up in society us women after all keep the world and human civilization going.
Right. You keep telling yourself that.
But you (and not even a female president) could take a dignified SHIT in this world, unless a MEN invented, built, and installed the plumbing, electricity, running water and packaged and sold you the toilet paper.
That’s Victoria’s Secret.
And It’s out, bitches.
Without men you’re basically fucked,
without even getting fucked.
Cute try though!
Do you have any more?
“intimidated by women”
Do you get tired of using the same tired and incorrect feminazi lines? I sure get sick of hearing them.
Say something with some actual intelligence, if you can handle that. By my Man-guess (i.e. correct) you’re a woman and cannot, therefore, say anything of any value.
GB2kitchen.
Alexis:: Many a true word said in jest. If Dick does become rich from waking his fellow males up alls good, better in his pocket than some lunatic feminists.
, with absolutely no proof, logic, or sensible arguments, gets a HUGE rise out of people, especially when he directs it at half of the world’s population.
I salute you, Dick, for being secretly so smart. You’re infamous, you’ve been on TV, things you’ve probably dreamed of all your life.
It’s just too bad that in the process you’ve made yourself out to be pitied scum and now tens of thousands of people would leap at the opportunity to decapitate you.
:)
The only thing that’s terrifying is all the gullible foolish young men that take him seriously and so enthusiastically side with him… you are definitely committing social suicide. With an M-32.
Alexis:: I applaud your injenuity, almost a new tactic. Though in truth you’re just putting a spin on the old shame tactic, try harder, group with some more females, perhaps you can come up with a new idea between you, women being incapable of independent thought. I’m 46 btw, far from foolish and definately not young, also very capable of processing the information my eyes send to my brain. Something else women seem to be incapable of. It appears women have evolved a feminist approved gate that bins reality.
Chauvinists get prostitutes and STDs.
Gentlemen get wives and families.
I have seen the light!
he just slapped dick in the throat
80% of you Ameriskanks have STDS.
MORE AMERICAN WOMEN THAN MEN HAVE STDS.
Fuck off toilet whore.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Sarah he is clearly a she, even if he has a penis (which I doubt) he’s become a mangina, the word invented by females to describe males once they’ve pussywhipped them into a lapdog.
“Gentlemen get wives and families.”
Of which the wives destroy with impunity because they’re lying, deceitful whores.
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Note how he says chauvinism ‘will get you laid’.
So, if you hate women you will get to spend even more time with them.
classic.
Why are you pretending that NOT telling women what they want to hear doesn’t get a man laid???
We can’t even get rid of YOU.
Think about it.
you just wrote a piece of bullshit completely unrealated to what woolf said.
think,
I know its hard
You just spoke when you should have shut the fuck up.
Think bitch.
Its not hard.
i just asked my boyfriend why i was letting this ugly guy with weird facial hair get to me when i hear hate speech directed at me everyday (yes. i feel hated. this is hate speech). and he told me not to worry, dick’s just a super repressed homosexual. i feel so much better with the truth. gay men aren’t faking, dick. even if you think women are. so it’s okay.
Your boyfriend is only telling you what you want to hear so you’ll suck his cawk
Julio:: Trying to use your boyfriends name to shame now, newish tactic, I’m impressed. If infact what you said is true, did said boyfriend get laid that night? Think about it dopey, he’s still in the placatory stage of your relationship, that’ll change when he realises what a greedy nagging old hag you’ve become
hey retards, Prof. Perry over at UMich in their econ dept., has written an updated piece about the male-female unemployment ratio during the recession, aka “man-cession”. Just something to read whilst you attempt to lick your nads jerkoffs.
http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2009/06/great-man-cession-of-2008-2009.htm l
hey retards, Prof. Perry over at UMich in their econ dept., has written an updated piece about the male-female unemployment ratio during the recession, aka “man-cession”. Just something to read whilst you attempt to lick your nads jerkoffs.
Hope your degree in ant-catching and drama serves you well stocking books in Borders, cunt.
if you feel like you have to compare yourself to women.. and write a whole book about it… that makes you less of a man already, but hey.. if that’s your thing, that’s your thing Dick! If you have to be convincing yourself all the time that you’re better then women so you’ll be able to feel good about yourself then I think you should coninue that.. I have one wake up call for you though.. all this time you are trying to make your point, you’re constantly talking, thinking, researching and writing about WOMEN.. so you show a lot of interest for someone who thinks he’s better, and at the same time you’re using your ‘book’ about how dumb WOMEN are and how we are whores for using man for money, you’re kinda a big whore yourself because you are actually using women to make you some money.. so if you’re trying to make a point.. come up with facts but don’t start putting names on us caus that’s just childsplay. If you think all women are dumb, then that proves you’re the one who’s being dumb.. I’m not saying I’m like that too, but a lot of women act like their dumb, but she is smart enough to make you think exactly what she needs you to think caus as long as you thing she’s dumb, she’ll get lots and lots of apportunities to screw your dumb ass over.. and then you start hating women.. Sorry you’re whole oppinion started at you being dumb when it comes to women Dick…
But other than that I wish you a lot of luck with the selling of your book and spending the rest of your life thinking about women and how we keep screwing you over with all our bad qualities.. It’s NEVER gonna stop.. Neverrr.. can you handle that?
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“…all this time you are trying to make your point, you’re constantly talking, thinking, researching and writing about WOMEN.. so you show a lot of interest for someone who thinks he’s better…”
And I suppose when a biologist writes a book about earthworms that must mean he is somehow on the same level as them?
Silly bitch, thinking is for men.
“…and at the same time you’re using your ‘book’ about how dumb WOMEN are and how we are whores for using man for money, you’re kinda a big whore yourself because you are actually using women to make you some money..”
Women aren’t allowed to read Dick’s book,you dumb cunt.
He would only be whoring himself out to women if there were women actually paying him for sex, being paid for other goods or services is called “capitalism”.
“If you think all women are dumb, then that proves you’re the one who’s being dumb.. I’m not saying I’m like that too, but a lot of women act like their dumb, but she is smart enough to make you think exactly what she needs you to think caus as long as you thing she’s dumb, she’ll get lots and lots of apportunities to screw your dumb ass over.. and then you start hating women.. Sorry you’re whole oppinion started at you being dumb when it comes to women Dick…”
Yeah, it’s real difficult to take advantage of someone else’s trust in you when they give you the benefit of the doubt, isn’t it?
Do you also brag about how easy it is to assault a child, or for that matter, assault another female when her back is turned?
That isn’t “being smart”, that’s being a shitty human being to someone who has naively assumed that women are endowed with the same common decency that real humans (By “real humans” I, of course, mean men.) possess. It’s the equivalent of taking a friend out for a night on the town and after a fantastic evening, filled with good-natured joking and camarederie, walking them to their door and when they open their mouth to wish you goodnight, punching them as hard as you can in the mouth for no reason.
You’re a sick fuck, lady.
“But other than that I wish you a lot of luck with the selling of your book and spending the rest of your life thinking about women and how we keep screwing you over with all our bad qualities.. It’s NEVER gonna stop.. Neverrr.. can you handle that?”
Yes it is. You can only get away with sucker punching a person once, after that, you get knocked the fuck out. That’s what’s going to happen to women.
There are some men stupid enough to take your shit, to be sure. However, most of us aren’t, and the stupid ones will soon die off.
You cunts better wise the fuck up, your day of reckoning is coming.
Jesus said to forgive those who have persecuted you.
Jesus was a retard.