Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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women and men are not the same
same species but diff.
think of it like a truck and a car
both vehicles but both very different
you can use a car or a truck to do alot of the same things
but some things a car does a truck does no where near as good
and the other way round
2 different designs for different tasks
just like a man and a woman
dont hate man cos u cant do man shit, u just werent designed for it..
sure u may think its not fair. just like i wish i cud fly around or swim underwater for hours, just cos my body isnt designed for that i dont cry about fish or birds being able to do shit i cant.
haha
You people are all fucking retarded.
just a note to women from a woman.
If you domt like what he has to say why exactly is it, that youre reading this? It’s not like dick has a gun to your head and is telling you to read this. You willingly clicked the link or typed it into your browser. If you dont like it get the fuck off, thats what the red x at the top right of your screen means incase your too stupid to notice.
though i dont exactly agree with his views i still like them and value the man opinion.
WTF, you tried making meringue with lard? You should have used egg whites… Men maybe the top chefs, but who needs all the silly frilly high cuisine? Women do all the real cooking. And meringue cookies count as real food :p
What the FUCK!! YOU SON OF A BASTARD!!! I am an Army wife and I have NEVER cheated on my husband!!! The truth is my husband cheated on me when we were going out!!! The truth is both men and women cheat! Those people that do have made that decision, that’s their choice, I feel very sorry for those people who get cheated on, I was one of them!!! Don’t you dare say that only women cheat!!! You fucking desirve to have your dick cut off with a very blunt knife!!! You CUNT!!! You wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for women!!!!
You wouldn’t exists if it weren’t for a man
– US Marine
This has to be a troll. If not, kill yourself.
I thought this was hillarious but what if it is the soldier meeting chicks off dating websites and screwing them in the couples bed? What does he deserve? Because my husband deserves to get his dick chopped off.
No guy deserves to get his dick chopped off, you are one sick pathetic cunt.
oh of course not, otherwise what whould make a guy look different from any other woman
Same shit here…and they are trying to say its always womens fault.
not all women cheat and Women and Men are both important. if women weren’t around then you wouldn’t have been born, dumbass. screw you, you SON OF A BASTARD. we are all equal. if women deserve the death penalty for cheating then SO DO MEN.
“if women weren’t around then you wouldn’t have been born”
Is this the only thing you bitches can come up with, seriously…
Ok.. I think Someones mommy was a whore… and they are lashing out out on all wemon… because they picked an unfaithful to marry.. and she did what mommy did.. am I right.. so now your lashing out on the whole female race like we are all like.. that which we are not.. My boyfriend is on if first tour to Afganastan.. and I lay in our bed everynight by my self.. I do not see other guys as atrractive.. All the army wives girls friends.. ect. yes they should have some punishment.. and I think it should be for them and the guy that cheated with.. and I also think it should the punisment should be deliverd from the Soldier who the crime was commites agenst… I love my Soldier dearly.. I would never do anything to hurt him.. he is the biggest part of my life.. and thats how it should be.. he is not above me.. nor I above him.. we are equal in our relationship.. the way it should be!
Your post gave me a fucking headache. I feel bad for your boyfriend in Afghanistan, that he has to come home to such an illiterate cunt that can’t even spell properly… But you can rest assure, he’s getting all the Afghan pussy he can while your sitting home alone…
Thats just what you think, if you never cheated on him doesn’t mean he didn’t. All the millitary men think they are the shit and every girl wants to fuck them because of what they do. Google him name and see how many dating sites hes registered on.
Do you love your guy enough to learn English for him? Obviously, it means little to you, but do you enjoy embarrassing your man? Sorry. I’ll try to give you the benefit of the doubt. You must have been shit-faced drunk when you wrote your post.
FUCKING HILARIOUS! PRAISE ALAH! I LOVE WOMEN, BUT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!
Aw did a women hurt your feelings so you felt you had to make this site ahhahahahah
Your hilarious…get over it and move on don’t sit and try to talk shit about all women its really pathetic ahaha
hahaha yeah nice one, he is seriously pathetic to go on a rampage like that. Yep it’s true some women cheat on their husbands but oh my god what a shocker.. some men cheat on their wives too!! Seriously you need to get over it!
Agreed. Do unto them as Vlad the Impaler did to the turks.
When ever you’re ready. All mouth (screech) and no bite.
For years, scientists have researched the basic differences between human males and human females. While it has been previously declared that what determines gender are the “X” and “Y” chromosomes found in male sperm, this is only partially true. As it turns out, the “Y” chromosome is, in
fact, a defective “X” chromosome with one of the legs missing. At first this discovery baffled scientists, but further research has determined that this mysterious missing leg physically manifests itself on the outer body of a male, resulting in what is commonly known as a penis. It has also been determined that human intellect is stored in this part of the chromosome, resulting in the male of the species commonly using his penis (the physical manifestation of the missing part of the chromosome) to make many decisions.
Once the genetic defect was discovered, scientists were determined to find out what other effects it may have on its victims. Unfortunately, since the penis, although technically part of the male DNA, is on the outside of the body, it deteriorates at the same rate and sometimes faster than the body of the male. This discovery led to scientists quickly finding a way to keep the penis (and thus, the male brain) functioning. The result is drugs for what is being called “erectile dysfunction.” Another sign of the deterioration of the external part of the chromosome is what is widely referred to as a “mid-life crisis,” during which a male will frequently search out younger women (even if he already has a perfectly lovely woman) and faster, phallic-shaped cars. He may sometimes quit a steady job and then attempt one strange get-rich-quick scheme after another, or, in extreme cases, use the time to “find himself.” This is all in a subconscious effort to convince himself that he is a young, virile man; the reasoning being that if he believes it, his body will cease deteriorating.
What is amazing about all this is not the discovery that being male is merely a genetic defect (let’s face it, ladies, this comes as no surprise to us), but the massive attempt to cover up the discovery and keep the truth from the general public. I think we have a right to know that the male of the species, is, in fact, genetically inferior to the female of the species. However, I would not be surprised if all traces of this article are erased once the scientific community discovers their findings have finally been made public.
Want to give us an explanation of the female mid life crisis ,death of her reproductive organs and subsequent physical and mental changes now? Don’t bother we already know. Feminist idiot.
Where was the article? Cosmo, feminist weekly?
Chauvenaust pig
He doesn’t do what women tell him to do. So he must be a chauvinist. Feminazi. You don’t believe in equality at all. the very fact you call yourself a feminist proves you have females (yourself) interest at heart.
Female/feminist= Greedy, selfish, ignorant, arrogant, parasite.
http://www.answers.com/topic/parasite
Gone……………………..
what the hell are you going on about???
Well obviously we have our (female) interests at heart because men surely FUCKING DON’T. Typical fucking men, we start to look out for ourselves and then you get all high and mighty worried that what few women find you interesting will realise what a jerk you are!
{{I think we have a right to know that the male of the species, is, in fact, genetically inferior to the female of the species.}}
………….What is amazing about all this is not the discovery that being male is merely a genetic defect………….}}
WHOOPS THAT GENETIC DEFECT /ANOMALY PRODUCES A CREATURE
THAT IS FAR……….FAR……..FAR SUPERIOR TO THE SHIT
CREATURE FROM WHICH ORIGINATED……….POUND FOR POUND MORE STRONGER…………MORE POWERFUL……..WHICH
CAN HANDLE/TAME THE TOUGHEST JOBS…….WHICH
NATURE CAN THROW AT HIM………….
A BIGGER BRAIN WHICH CAN CRACK THE TOUGHEST MYSTERIES/RIDDLES…… NATURE THROWS AT HIM.
THAT AMAZING CREATURE CALLED MAN………………
1. BUILT THE BIGGEST DAMS, PORTS,TALLEST BUILDINGS
BRIDGES & THE WIDEST HIGHWAYS,AIRPORT TERMINALS
& WHATEVER ELSE …….SHIT CREATURE CALLED WIMMIN TAKE IT FOR GRANTED…………
2.THEIR AMAZING BRAINS SPLIT THE ATOM,GENERATED
ELECTRICITY, SENT MEN IN SPACE, EXPLORED & UNCOVERED
THE MYSTERIES OF UNIVERSE & PARTICLE PHYSICS,
BROKE THE HUMAN GENETIC CODE,CONQUERED DISEASES,
TRIPLED WORLD FOOD PRODUCTION,DISCOVERED THINGS
WHICH NATURE HAD KEPT IT HIDDEN FROM MAN,
INVENTED ALMOST ALL THE THINGS WHICH YOU UNGRATEFUL
SHIT BITCHES TAKE IT FOR GRANTED………………..AND
ALL THE LUXURIES WHICH YOU SHIT BITCHES ENJOY TODAY.
WELL FUCKING SHIT……..WONDER WIMMIN……..
{{THAT GENETIC DEFECT HAS PRODUCED GENETICALLY
INFERIOR ACCORDING TO YOU}}……………….OR IS IT A VASTLY GENETICALLY SUPERIOR CREATURE…………WHICH YOU MODERN DAY BITCHES HATE/LOATHE/MIMIC/COPY……
……..FIND IT TO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND & COMPREHEND.
A CASE OF SOUR GRAPES REALLY…………
FROM A PROUD MAN.
FUCK OF USELESS………WORTHLESS BITCH.
{{FROM A PROUD MAN………..}}
MEN ARE NOT GENERALLY GIVEN TO BOASTING OR
EXPRESSING PRIDE OR ARROGANCE FOR WHATEVER THEY
ACHIEVE/THEY DO IN LIFE………
AS DICK SAYS MEN ARE BORN………….TO MOVE THE
MOUNTAINS………….MEN ARE CAPABLE OF MOVING MIGHTY MOUNTAINS & TAMING OCEANS & RIVERS IF THEY
SO DESIRE……………..
THAT’S BECOZ MEN DO NOT INVOLVE IN ANY JOB TO
PROVE THEMSELVES TO ANYBODY………………THEY
DON’T DO IT TO GIVE A BOOST TO THEIR EGO OR PRIDE
JUST LIKE WIMMIN……………..
THEY DO IT………………..BECOZ IT IS A JOB THAT HAS TO
BE DONE…………..AS SIMPLE AS THAT………..
I JUST EXPRESSED MY MASCULINE PRIDE ………JUST
BECOZ I WANTED TO BANG THAT WONDER WIMMIN BITCH
WHO WAS ACTING ALL PROUD,ARROGANT & HAUGHTY
JUST BECAUSE THE SHIT BITCH IS A WIMMIN…………
{{THEY DON’T DO IT TO GIVE A BOOST TO THEIR EGO OR PRIDE JUST LIKE WIMMIN}}
………..IT HAS TO BE UNDERSTOOD IN THE CONTEXT
THAT ANY INVOLVEMENT OF MASCULINE EGO OR
PRIDE IN THE JOB IS BASICALLY RESTRICTED TO
OWN/SELF SATISFACTION {{PROFESSIONAL}}
…………………..& NOT PLAYING TO THE GALLERY FOR
WANT OF/SEEKING PUBLIC APPLAUSE/APPROVAL………
Aw did a women hurt your feelings so you felt you had to make this site ahhahahahah
Your hilarious…get over it and move on don’t sit and try to talk shit about all women its really pathetic ahaha
Fuck off…………useless shit bitch. your nauseating opinion is
not req’d.
{{As it turns out, the “Y” chromosome is, in
fact, a defective “X” chromosome with one of the legs missing}}
EVEN THOUGH THE BITCHES MIGHT WANT TO TRY HARD TO
ESTABLISH SOME LINK BETWEEN X & Y CHROMOSOME………
…………..TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THEMSELVES BY BACKDOOR
FOR WHATEVER MEN HAVE ACHIEVED & SUCCEEDED BY
TRYING TO SAY MEN HAVE COME FROM WIMMIN………….
THE TRUTH IS GENETIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MAN &
WIMMIN ARE SIGNIFICANT TO CONSIDER MEN AS SEPARATE
ENTITY………………
TRYING TO SAY MAN & WIMMIN ARE SAME…………..IS AS FOOLISH & STUPID AS SAYING, TO DRAW AN ANALOGY,SINCE MEN & WIMMIN HAVE SAME BLOOD IE………..((SAME BLOOD GROUPS))……….RUNNING IN THEIR BODIES………HENCE
THEY ARE SAME & EQUAL…..WHICH IS LAUGHABLE &
OUTRAGEOUS TO SAY THE LEAST……………..
Well thankyou wonderwoman it so good to hear that someone has actually found the male species to disturbing as to actually investigate them. :) It’s good to know that they’re actually defects
wowww!! i do agree that women that cheat on there men should be punished.. but to say that all women are whores is stupid like come on.. guys are the same way i got cheated on my ex marine boyfriend.. im now in a amazing relationship with a Medic Army Ranger! an i would never think about cheating on him. i belive in love very much! but to ppl saying things like women are horrible an whores to be honest i think you need to be hugged by your mothers again!!
I so agree with that, but maybe he doesn’t need to be hugged by his mum, maybe he needs to get over the girl who cheated on him. I am an Army wife with 3 kids, I love my husband dearly and would never dream of cheating on him. He actually cheated on me before we were married! So the fact is some men and some women cheat. I agree but also have something to add, anyone who cheats, men and women should be punished in some way. But for you to on saying that all women are whores.. then you need to revisit your gender full of rapists, murderers, pedophiles.. men aren’t exactly perfect either!!
As a woman who has been shot at by members of the Mahdi Army, I musy say you can kiss my hillbilly ass. Male bitch.
Shot at?
As in you were in the same country? Don’t worry about answering, females are prone to self embellishment.
Well she could hear gun fire in the distance… possibly
Probably a car backfiring.
…or a TV turned up really loud.
With the A-Team on. LMAO
Women don’t belong in the armed forces!!!!! they’re probably feminazis who deny their men sex anyways!!!!!!
“Cheating army [husbands] hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.”
By your reasoning cheating army husbands, i.e. the husbands of female soldiers, should be punished too.
Incorrect. Cheating army husbands shouldnt exist, because women should never be allowed anywhere near anything as complex as a firearm. Or an aircraft. Or a watercraft. or pretty much anything you wont find in a kitchen. Booyah.
I do believe that all women and men are Whore’s!! Before I was married I was a whore and so was my husband, we did have to thank about any one else. Our theroy was get yours and get out. I think that is why we have such a good sex life. Spouses that cheat have NO respect for the other they lack the ability to put themselves in the others shoes. I could never cheat because I wouldn’t want to be cheated on. I don’t believe that women are inferior to men! If we are why don’t men give birth?
That’s disgusting, so you weren’t virgin when you got married?
I dont hate women cos I am attracted to women.But I do HATE the feminist bitches who try to make men’s lives hell.All women who manipulate,dont respect/submit to men are whorish cunts who deserve to be pissed on.If you whimmin want to be treated right,respect men as your superiors.And yes,men are better than women.
The only reason you find men saying ‘All women are whores’ is because many females have earned themselves the rep of being backstabbing,manipulating cunts.It is not safe to trust whimmin nowadays.Just fuck em and get it over with.
@ilwms:Most women are cheating whores.Lets be honest,girlie you are the one who is really “sad and angry” cos if you werent,you wouldn’t bother posting on a site which says “No women allowed”.Only sad feminists,desperate for attention do that(post comments attempting to shame men)
Men in the army cheat on their wives rarely or never,as they are disciplined and always honor a commitment they make.It is females who are far more likely to cheat on their men(in the army) as they dont respect the responsibilities of being an army wife.They dont have the patience/ability to stay faithful when their husbands are called for duty and return only after a long time.If you have been faithful thus far good for you.But dont talk shit about men in the army who fight for the freedom of their people,even the dumb worthless feminist cunts(hope you’re not one).
well ok i kinda agree with one thing out of this whole thing.. cheating wifes do deserve to go to hell. EXPECIALLY if they cheat while thier down range. My hubby just got home and i wanted nothing more than to give him a big kiss! but the rest of this dude u have got to be fucked in the head or something. Men dont control the world ok. i cant believe u actually had the balls to sit here and say this shit thats the problem with guys. yall always blaim the wives. what about cheating soldiers? are they still the shit when they cheat or are we just not high enough up to matter to you. i hope like hell u aint married cause if so she needs to get out of thier and fast! i seriously can not believe thiers guys like you. your the most sexist guy i have ever…. read about .. but again on the whole cheating thing not just wifes i think anyone that cheats should go to hell. expecially the guys down range or just over seas who cheat on thier wifes while thier wife is at home holding the fort down waiting for thier lieing cheating ass to get home well im done just no this is the stupidest post everrr