Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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I agree with you
I think that that would make it more fair, and that not everything should just go to the women, it should also go to the man
Can you imagine how LOW the divorce rate would be after they said, “Chop off the head if they screw around”?
My god, instantly, women everywhere would line up to go do marches.
Again, it is a bit harsh, but let us go a step further and say it applies to men too.
Nope, still more women getting their heads cut off. But the price for ME would be cheaper at least………..
But, like all women, you still support the idea of alimony, MAINLY BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES THE WIFES WAY. The idea of alimony is to pay for the privilege AFTER they are gone. It is NOT my job to kick your ass out and pay for you too when I get nothing. I wouldn’t go for alimony simply because that means I would have to still like you enough that I want your $20 in your purse, and that $20 isn’t yours, it is your next husbands, and I don’t like fucking men like that.
That Kevin Fed. dude is a complete piece of shit, hands down, but the ONLY man I have seen in recent years be smart enough to suck the paycheck from the other side, and somehow women think HE is a bastard?
Why didn’t I see that one coming? Ha!
And how sad is it when that is the only man alimony case anyone can think of? Probably why men screw women and then leave. Not a man alive doesn’t know it is MUCH cheaper that way………….
Whichever one is making too low an income should give the child to the other parent. That would make more sense than that parent giving money to someone that can’t get off their arse to support themselves.
*D3C*
Well, I think that the death penalty is harsh
But I have never once mentioned that cheating on a man serving is not despicable.
I agree, I mean they risk their lives, while the wives couldn’t care less.
And, as you’ll see in an argument that I had had with MansVoice, I said that it is unfair that alimony is mainly given to the wife ( the only case that I can think of is Britney Spears paying Kevin whatever his name is )
I said that whichever one is making too low of an income to support themselves, no matter which party, should get alimony until they can support themselves.
The only thing that I have had to argue against with this particular post was the death penalty part, I believe that that is a bit harsh.
Of course all women would say no to a death penalty for adultery.
Why?
God forbid those useless women actually PAY the price for their actions, like anything else now, no need to take responsibility or face the firing squad when you don’t have to.
You see, somehow in your fucked up tiny mind, it IS ok for ME to pay the price for YOU, I divorce you, you get paid, I fuck around on you, you get paid, I think about fucking you, I will somehow have to pay you for the privilege………..etc.
But oh FUCK no, let’s not discuss making YOU pay the penalty…………..
This is not a point of view at all, but fact and truth, two things women cannot connect with, unless you count REAL women who are out there doing their best to help the rest of the world out.
But what do we men end up with? The same old shit since America said it was ok to continually pay for the poon LONG after it is gone.
Are women still somehow THAT incredibly dumb to not have figured out why men want to fuck and leave? Do you seriously NOT get that?
And yes, I know tons of guys (some I served with) that when through a lot of the same shit with these so-called “women”. A sad fact that Dr. Phil and Oprah skirt around. Give a woman 2 months of time away from you, even married, and she is exactly the scumbag she claims guys are.
You see, irregardless of the fact that these gals ARE real, are REALLY skanks, what they want is what a lot of self-proclaimed “hotties” and all these freaks want: They want the paycheck from one guy, they want another one to fuck them, and all the while it is to boost what shriveled up self-esteem and bloated ego they have.
But like all women everywhere, you will argue the fact that YOUR pussy will ALWAYS cost men something at some time, even while you are selling it to the lowest bidder………….
No, because you have no respect for yourself
You are in the hype that women are less repectful then men
Do you also believe that rape is a victimless crime if you believe every word that spews out of Dick’s mouth?
Why? Because I lack a respect for some of you broads? Get real. You don’t mean shit to me, but I think it’s cute you think your opinion would even matter.
Btw: i’m sorry if your real name is Hilary. Surely your parents didn’t know that name would be one of the most hated names this country has ever heard.
Well then, I think that that makes it worse that your a woman
LOL- You’re kidding right?
I assure you, Miss “Samantha” that I am all female. I just don’t need to use my girly prissy name on here to prove to the fellas that: “HAI GUYZ! I’m a chick!!”
It really does crack me up how some of you actually think that just by using your real sorority white-trashed names that the men on here will stop and actually read some of the posts made by you. Hahaha.
Hell, half the time I see a chick’s name I just keep scrolling past them.
It saddens me most of these replies are compiled by argumentative broads right now. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised though, eh? I almost don’t even want to participate commenting amongst the likes of you.
Hmm perhaps a man posing as a woman? You men are so hard to read because your brains are so large. Idiots.
This whole argument has gone way off-topic, my original post, that must be around here somewhere, I said that the death penalty is harsh, and simply divorce, not kill. Someone responded by insulting me and then all this spinned off.
If I am wrong about what I originally said, then quote me and I will apologize.
Also, I do not hold myself better than anyone else, I simply said that what he had said is always told to him and every other man, that I have not said it.
If you notice I said that I had said mother issues and now I am not because I realize that that is not always the case
try to READ and UNDERSTAND
Also, I dont believe I was contradicting myself, I was merely stating that I have said things that aren’t true and now I am trying not to.
I am saying that I am going to do BETTER
I am not saying oh, well, I’m right, and then turn around saying that I am wrong, I said that I am going to word better and stay on hand
Heh. So the saying *IS* true: “Never contradict a woman - if you listen a short while, she will contradict herself.”
Oh, and btw–Not EVERYTHING is correlated to ‘mother issues’. That’s merely a cop-out some women much like yourself will use as an excuse.
There are plenty of men out there that (take it or leave it), simply lack a respect for women, regardless if they’re mother was a saintly provider or a deadbeat.
Well how mighty big of you Karen. Look, I say this as a female, how the hell can there be anything worse (short of being a serial killer or some such) than a military spouse cheating on their deployed husband? How could any woman here do anything except agree this is fucking awful and just apologize on behalf of the worthless skanks who unfortunately share our gender. For cryin’ out loud show some respect.
I actually think Dick is being too nice in his recommendations on what should be done to these evil whores.
I have never made any accusations of anyone being gay, never said anything anout anyones you know what.
The only times that I have used racist, and I’m not sure if I have, was when someone had used the n-word and compared women to people who are black, which by the website you can guess that they didn’t say anything good.
I admit that I have gotten off-topic, and towards my first few posts I have suggested mother issues, but now I have been trying to stay on hand and not resort to mud-slinging
oh and by the way, you sound like a second grader. Do you still think girls have cooties too? I hope you catch some from one of your prostitutes you dirty tampon you.
You are a mother fucking asshole. What did your mommy not love you? Pretty sure you suck dick or something dude. Go be with a man if you think they’re better. Do the women you get to actually screw you like your shit? You must pay them a whole fucking lot.
I think it’s just that the average woman has decided to make her way through the world by being a parasite… they set out to marry someone to take care of them and don’t appreciate the benifit like women before feminism.
Because they have decided to be a parasite they don’t bother with anything beyond self gratification and by devaluing their education artificially dampen their potential intelect. You could have an IQ of 500 but if you don’t bother to learn to read you aren’t going to do much with your life.
These women have not built the skills needed to master critical thinking and tend to take what ever one vapid moron says as fact and lack the ability to let go of their projections on how another person thinks and can’t see it from the mans point of view…
an example of this is that they are told over and over by their peers that if they marry a man, any man they are entitled to half his stuff in the event of a break up because she “earned it”
now in my case everything I’ve earned comes from personal sacrafice in the form of blood, sweat and tears. I have sacraficed various aspects of my health to do my job, and could potentially in the battle field loose my life or my health. If a woman is married to me, her opinion might be that she is now entitled to half of everything because she keeps the house clean… horseshit, a maid who comes in once a week costs a hell of a lot less than that and I don’t have to feed, cloth, entertain, or any of the many other things a man in a relationship must endure.
the problem is that women want to put a monitary value on thier service of half of everything, but when you try to negotiate the terms they get all upset and call you a selfish chauvanist.
The fact that I could loose a limb in combat, come home and she could decide that she doesn’t want to spend the rest of her life with a disabled man thinks she’s entitled to half my pension and disability money that is intended to be compensation to keep me well should I be disabled pisses me off.
The reason they believe this is they are told this over and over and over again but don’t analyse the statement, they just accept it as fact that by cleaning the house somehow she has “earned” the right to half of it and everything I obtained BEFORE I met her, even though that and everything she has after I met her is due to the earning power of my self sacrafice.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the company of the ladies. I just don’t want to be stuck with one that treats me like an ATM that spits out free money at her demand, then kicked aside if I’m broken
The more women I date however the more I think of just hiring a hooker once in a while and employing a maid…
last GF had me completely fooled… thought she actually cared about me. Always complaining when I wasn’t home, was always treating me nice but looking back everything was one way even though her job paid more than mine.
the straw that broke the camels back was that after she decided to take a 2 year contract on the other side of the country she begged me to take a week off to move her out there… being fair I really couldn’t stop her since I was gone for long periods of time too… even though she never took off a single day for me I took off a week and drove her and all her shit out there. she dropped me off at the airport and that was the last time I seen her or heard her voice. we chatted a couple times on chat usually she “needed to go and couldn’t talk” and never responed to a single email in 6 weeks… I sent her an email that stated I called her once a week while I was working 36 hour shifts in Syria, and that if I could do that she could bloody well answer an email once a week… no response, then I sent her an email asking for her input for my christmas flight to visit her and my parents and this is the response I got…
I swear you must be half crazy. If you really think I am feeling in any way warm and fuzzy with you after the email where youre giving me shit and basically yelling…then youre nuts.
but most importantly what makes you think that just because you need to know what you are doing over christmas now that i somehow know or even want to know yet.
1. I dont want to figure out christmas yet
2. this is far too early and i have way to much work to get sorted.
3. my father is my first priority over Christmas.
you will have to make the plans that suit you and only you best - whihc is what i have always said - so stop trying to push it onto me somehow - if we endup in the same place at the same time and are able to spend some time together then so be it and we do. This is not recket science, and doesn not require “deadline” emails to me. I have no deadlines in respect to any of your decisions. They are yours and yours alone.
Would love to write more…but
1) there is very little to say
2) I have vrey little time
3) my downtime is not computer time or responding to nagging email times
4) i am tired of being nagged so you make it not a fun thing….like a chore instead…and guess what…not my chore.
5) again this is not hard, why do you make it that way? just relax and be normal about things and then i could be too….like your birthday…wanted …to wrtie to you for that…normal…not nagging…blaming…yelling…expecting crazy things
once again i am in a rush
that was a reply to 3 questions,
1) are you going to be in edmonton between these dates?
2) should I visit you first and get off the flight in edmonton then leave from winnipeg or
3) should I visit you last and get off in winnipeg and leave from edmonton.
appearantly just saying “I don’t know yet, sorry” was not an option for number 1.
appearantly asking for a response in one week was rather inconsiderate of me even though that was the deadline for the service flights… somehow the deadline was created by me or some shit.
the email that set her off…
you do realize you haven’t responded to a single email since before we drove to edmonton right?
we’ve had a couple 5 line chats… thats it…
I know your time is at a premium but you can make 5 minutes to talk to me if you want to
if I can make time to call you once a week when I was on 36 hour long work shifts while in syria you can bloody well write me an email or two
basicly I figure she met someone else out there, didn’t want to deal with me cause cheating on me made her feel guilty so just not thinking about it was her solution and by emailing her 1 - 2 times a week with just updates on how my life was going and telling her I missed her was defeating that solution so she projected anger on me…
dumped that bitch like a hot potato
if the guy who is fucking her now is reading, know this…
it really is true for every nice girl you meet, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.
If you are referring to me, I did sign up last week and got the initial email–just waiting for my account to be active. I’m in no rush. I can still read the forums regardless and voice some of my agreements on here from time to time. *shrug*