Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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Well, it is typical feminist drivel. They can go on about the wage gap for 4 decades so what do you expect? Seriously, get over it Alex.
I wish I didn’t have a job… and could sit online for hours at a time…
ALEX.
Jesus.
On and on and on. I hate that you can talk so much, about nothing in particular, and in each post, circle the same nothingness.
Do you get paid by the word??
I see Alex as usual speaks, but says nothing. A true presidential candidate.
I notice also she jumps topics like she does men, fast and hard.
So, on with the Alex show:
No, “bitter” is not winning like you do, but continuing to not shut the fuck up on the subject, most likely what you are doing now. So yes, I will go ahead and say bitter suits you quite well indeed.
I need not clarify, for the 15th fucking time, what I have already clarified.
I see you are the ONLY person to not get it, over and over.
I find that is why I don’t train dogs, or retarded kids in Zambia, there are only so many times I can holler at the rock before I just smack it with a fucking hammer………
And I like how I am not supposed to classify you, your kind is easily classified: You keep talking, not proving, keep talking, not saying anything, keep talking…………possibly shutting the hell up, nope……keep talking……..not proving……….
I repeated that enough times YOU should even get THAT point………
If I truly have to explain to you the expectations of any man (since you are self-proclaimed good at everything ever according to YOUR posts) then why the FUCK are you asking me? Isn’t that the whole point of how you know your shit? Did you just not say earlier you KNEW better than me?
Wow. You have now proved my point…………..again. By asking, you prove.
It means you don’t know what you just said you knew already.
Other than that, you only parrot your last responses, so how is that “answering” jack or shit? Saying the same thing over and over doesn’t SOLVE shit, or produce any result other than me saying, “Wow, I hear a broken ABBA record skipping”.
I do like how you are under the impression that we/I: (A) give a fuck what you say, which leads to (B) really hoping you DON’T respond. The whole point is: Feel Free to shut up and Feel Free to prove it. Neither of which you have done, nor will do.
Simply answering a question with a question doesn’t answer the question.
Nor did I remember asking you a question……………
@ Reyes: Test subjects? Cannon fodder? Hehe. SOMETHING should be done against those whores.
I liked that one too, Sir.
Out of this entire list of ideas I’m sure everyone missed one of the best ideas:
Cheating servicemens wives should be used as test subjects for new weapons.
and… welcome Zaphod
I gotta slow down when I write… god that was horrible
disclaimer, because you are in my opinion, simple, I want you to know that the “” around certain words are not to denote a quote from you but to denote a thought pattern I have seen in your posts that you embrasse as truth but I see as faulty logic.
Alex, prepare to have your mind blown… I as man detest a great many of my fellow men, in particular the frat boy, gotta get laid every weekend, drink beer till I puke anti intellectual males, gang bangers, gang banger wannabes, and bigots…
this does not mean I’m a man hater, it means I have low taste for people that are a burden to our society and have little to contribute other than their expressing their differences and rebellion against society by being like every other sheep they hang around with.
yes very impressive, you wrote a psychology text book, good for you sweet heart, you still can’t seem to understand that you are projecting your thought patterns on other people and reading into their posts what you assume they are thinking to justify your bias toward their opinion in order for you to invalidate their point.
You see what is happening here is that you can’t deal with the fact that a known “truth” to you is that women are in all ways caring and nurturing thus anyone who disagrees is a misogynist. When Lady XX agrees with men your first assumption is that she too is a man, when that is disproved you try to go down the path that she must be damaged in some way that causes her not to embrace your “truth”.
The fact is that the problem is you cannot accept that your viewpoint is not “truth” but an opinion and thus have to modify the way you see what she writes in order for it to fit your little world.
Then on top of the self inflicted delusion you try to break down what has “broken her” coming off in a condescending manner.
For someone who claims to have written a psyc text you are very ignorant of the basics.
Then shut the fuck up!
This is a prime example of why women are portrayed as chuckleheads and you make people like Lady XX embarrassed to share your gender…
it is not all about you, it isn’t, I’m not saying that to be cute and funny or nasty and hurtful… the world does not revolve around you.
the only person forcing you to do anything is YOU. You are the only one who cares what people say about you. if you want the argument over, walk away.
Here are some truths that will never require self delusion:
The only opinion that matters in your life is your own.
It is better to be thought a quiet fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
The world generally does not even know you exist let alone give a fuck about you, and thinking it revolves around you just shows how detached from reality you really are
For the ladies who can see past the caricatures and ‘get it’, my daily stock of respect points for today goes to you.
For those of you who dont, feel this obsessive need to post your objections and get wound up as a result, serves you right.
So you don’t get it then…
I find your views bizzare not because they’re different from mine, but because very few people have such disdain for groups of which they are a part, and of which they were born into. Being a woman, and knowing that you are an exception to the stereotypical woman, you should know that exceptions are possible, that there are others out there, and that a few have probably crossed your path in your lifetime.
Also, that statistic isn’t bullshit. It’s included in my Psychology textbook, it’s what you’ll find if you research online, and it’s the figure that’s actually used on this site as well. I used it to show why I assumed you had a bias in your thinking, not to change your thinking. You’ve already said your views won’t change, and like I said, I believe it, and you’re perfectly welcome to your views.
I’d be very glad for this conversation to be over. If you don’t want me to keep arguing with you, stop replying with accusations or insults, which force me to respond and defend myself.
Nice post. DVD’s and video games are a fine choice. Even if some people can’t get big gifts out to relatives, cards are always a good gesture of support.
@ Alex:
You only find my views bizarre simply because you don’t agree with them.
Have you noticed that in no way (before you started hounding me on my stance) did I ever say that your viewpoints were bizarre? I mean obviously we don’t see eye to eye but did I ever say how weird you were for thinking that? Or how strange you were for trying to reach out to the women on here?
No, because your views aren’t bizarre as they are just wrong.
And I’ll tell you why you’re wrong on your response to me: You can’t expect to state all these bullshit stats on how smart women are and how worthy they should be in *my* eyes and actually think you’re going to acheive any sort of respect around here from me and especially the rest of the men on the site. THIS SITE- MABTW.com! Save that shit for your own ‘men are worse than women.com’ or whatever the hell you want to campaign. Just don’t do it here. I laugh at your IQ stats on women. As if that’s going to change my mind, lololol.
And if you find yourself to be one of these ’smart women’ that you are boasting about, wouldn’t you have learned by now to quit while you’re ahead?
I know I’ve learned to master the ways of shutting up if I can’t bring anything to the discussion… so why can’t you?
@ Alex- Dear Gads, enough already! You’re making my eyeballs bleed!
Back to the original topic of the post, in the spirit of supporting the military. If anyone has someone in the military overseas, if you want to send them something by Christmas, you need to have sent it by yesterday already. Still a chance to get it there on time if you hurry. It’s cold now, so a good time to send food products that wont melt into a big glob by the time they get there. DVDs and video games are good too, think about stuff that can be passed around.
Good time to let them know you care.
@ See- I read this site with an open mind, and have been reading it for a very long time, actually. If you read all my posts you’d see I agree with some of the things said on this site (a lot of the Men’s Rights issues, and on very rare occasion, its comments on women).
As for rereading this particular essay– I’ve read it. I don’t support killing women (or men) for whorish behavior under any circumstance (though, of course, Dick takes no issue at all with cheating/slutty men). I still, however, recognize that cheating on a military spouse is absolutely horrendous and bordering on evil.
@ Lady XX- Being annoyed by the majority of women is one thing, but here is why I think your viewpoint is so bizzare: Not ONE woman you’ve met has the brains to be worth pursuing? Not one? Really? The average difference in IQ between the sexes (5 points) is so small that not finding a single woman as smart or witty as any man you’ve met is statistically impossible. There HAVE to be women around you that are as smart as and smarter than some of the men around you. That’s why I assumed you had some particularly bad experience, because if statistics mean anything, your thinking can’t be objective.
Granted, a girl can have a fair amount of intelligence and still choose to act like a ditzy moron. Maybe you feel the majority of women fit that profile. And I see plenty of that in college: dumb slutty girls drinking their brains out and never focusing on anything remotely important or substansial. BUT, even so, there are exceptions, and from what you’ve written you seem to be blind to them. And don’t tell me that I don’t see women for what they are… there are a handful of women that I’m very close to, women who I KNOW have never cheated, aren’t sluts, aren’t materialistic, aren’t shallow, and who are very intelligent and enjoyable to be around. I don’t hang around ones who are like the women you describe. Also, you seem to glorify men to an odd extent… for every dumb slutty drunk soriority girl out there, there’s a dumb slutty drunk frat guy. Men have their flaws as well.
But, for whatever bizzare reason, you have your beliefs and you’re welcome to them. No need to even respond to this if my questions annoy you so much. I just found your views to be interesting and pitched in my two cents.
Or, I guess you could just FUCK OFF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE, you closeminded, self aggrandizing bitch.
Hey Alex- I’m also a woman and I love this website- it really seems to me, from reading you comments, that you haven’t spent much time reading many of the essays posted, or the comments in the forums. If yo uhave, you fail to comprehend what they are really about.
I’m not bitter towards women-My two best friends are women, I have a daughter that I love - I love my mother too. But I do hate the behavior that is satirized in this website. I am embarassed by it. Other women often embarass me. There are definelty men on this website that hate women. They hate how deceptive, self centered, unmotivated, greedy and debased they can be.
I haven’t had any more bad experiences with women than I have with men, but I can still see all the truth laid out around here. There’s nothing wrong with aknowledging the truth.
Why don’t you read this essay again with an open mind.
Firstly-LOL @ King Wang –Funny stuff, man.
Secondly, while I don’t owe Alex a damn thing, perhaps I’ll give a nice long and thorough answer to make sure she keeps her piehole shut for a little while at least:
It’s funny ya know, before these nagging questions from Alex, I never cared to think so much about my experiences with women. There hasn’t been any bad moments with them that I can recall that led me to feel this way; it’s always been there as far as I can remember.
In fact, any woman I’ve come in contact with immediately warms up to me for some strange reason and considers me their best friend or some shit. Perhaps it’s because I pay them no mind, and remind them of their boyfriends that treat them like the mindless, self-absorbed, money-clinging walking pieces of flesh they are. If they want my respect, they’re going to have to earn it. I’m on to their game.
I realize, for the most part, that chicks think by being extra chipper and gossipy in the breakroom/bathroom with me (a womanly peer), that I’ll soon grow to enjoy their company. That’s not necessarily the case. They may also see me interacting and joking with the males at work and think they can get some sort of ‘in’ with me simply because they know my name. Again, not the case.. though that one amuses me greatly. The reason why I have more male friends at home and work is because of the fact that males are greater/smarter/funnier than any random woman I’ve ever met. So those type of ‘open book’ women cease to realize that while I may listen to them bitch and moan and gab about some materialistic stuff, or how their spouse always fails to leave out the garbage on Monday mornings, I honestly don’t give a shit about their lives.
I think that if I ever did spew out my views to some broads at work they probably wouldn’t believe me.. why? Because oh look- I’m a chick too. I must be joking of course! Pfftt.. Most women are too dense to realize when I am in fact mocking and cracking jokes at their expense. They ignore my snide remarks when I say “well you’re a woman, so i guess that would bother you” and they’ll reply “oh ____, you’re too much! hahahahahahblaaah” blah blah.
That whole mindset is complete and utter nonsense. Not ALL women think alike and stick up for each other simply because we share the ability to menstruate and have tits too. I mean, god forbid there are women out there in this world that think like… GASP dare I say it? A man!
I don’t even think the select few female pals I’ve kept around since I was a kid know I feel this way. And I only have them around because I’m used to them; it’s like a bad habit I can’t quit, and they provide an insider’s POV on today’s woman. Meh. Those are the women that are safe from my views. Every other vagina is fair game though.
Also, I should add in the fact that one of my primary reasons in having these man-like views against women derive from a non-platonic standpoint as well. I am attracted to both sexes, not just men. A fine woman is hard to come by, lemme tell you. While observing a chick, I look for the same qualities a man would if he’s thinking in regards to any type of sexual relation:: hook up, dating, etc (regardless if she’s straight or not–because hey, I’m sure if I wanted to, with enough booze and jokes, I know could bag that for one night only).
Yet, no woman I’ve ever met in my lifetime has ever proven themself worthy in my eyes for me to even *think* of pursuing because of their lack of brains. Yes, brains, wit.. you know, that thing between your eyes that you don’t seem to use too often. Yeah, that. Don’t get me wrong, appearances make the woman too–but hotties come a dime a dozen. Perhaps I’m just picky when it comes to women, but looking beyond a great face/body, there needs to be some sort of substance there (and I’m not talking about the 3 Malibu Bay Breezes that broads ingest on a given friday night). And yes, I know- drunk girls are fun to laugh at and easiest to hook up with I’m sure, but they seem like a bad idea in the aftermath if they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about. And they never do anyways.
So as you can see, there need not be any one specific situation that occured for me to have this disliking towards your kind: Perhaps once you step yourself outside of your girly lil flowered box and see women for what they are, maybe you can grasp what some of us male-thinking chicks strongly feel.
Women will always be inferior to men because they haven’t got a chance in hell to overcome the power and brains a man has.. so they’re a waste of my time. More of the reason why I’ve stuck with men than women in the dating pool. Most women do nothing for me in the grand scheme of things.
In any case, this site (and your posts) really help enforce the fact that men > women. So keep up the good work.
Now… was that a clear enough answer for you?
Damn. I spelled my own username wrong the first time. I guess that’s what happens if you’re typing around 2 AM, all because your wife refuses to fix her snoring problem.
Thanks. I’ve joined now. Not sure if I’ll be active considering how long it’s been that I’ve used forums.
I really cannot believe I fell for the old views I used to have. That’s what can happen sometimes when you have only sisters, and crazy feminist ones at that. But at least these views have been discarded.
Yet you just associated Lady XX with the likes of that racist on Dr. Phil based on what little posts she has here. I don’t recall Lady XX ever saying hateful and bitter things about women. Just that she agrees that men are better than women.
Now I don’t expect or need a response from you but I’d like to leave you with a song.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GY8o-qAb08
Just switch the words of this song a bit and perhaps you’ll understand that just because people think men are better than women, doesn’t mean they’re automatically misogynistic or actually discriminate against women. The same goes for men that vent and share their life experiences. They’re not automatically like the typical feminist either just because they deal with stupid women.
Myself, I may hate women, however when around women, these thoughts never occur until a woman actually pisses me off and acts like the typical woman: materialistic, narrow-minded, selfish, slutty, and spoiled. But still, I do not disrespect or yell at them despite all that behavior UNTIL they disrespect me first.
Getting back to the army wives…. Now I wouldn’t want the government butting into my personal life, but then again people only cheat because there’s absolutely no consequence. I’m still sure about torturing cheating army wives though. Betraying a man that is out there, and fighting with his woman in mind… And for him to come home to an unfaithful woman, after providing, loving, and fighting for her… I’ll say that’s worse than being raped.