Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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You’re a bitter old man.
To insinuate (hell, insinuate… you stated it, like it was a fact) that every single female alive would cheat is stupid. Every single female has the capability to, so does every male. Doesn’t mean they will, or at any stage, think about doing so.
Maybe it’s because you live in America, and most of the women (maybe even all of them), are highly superficial pieces of work, so you have a severely jaded view on the subject, but I guarantee not every female you come across would cheat under any circumstances.
I find it hard to believe there is even such a thing as ‘the right circumstances’, for anyone, male, or female. Infidelity is wrong, so therefore, there is no such thing as a ‘right’ circumstance for it, because that implies that it’s OKAY under those circumstances, but not any other. The number one cause of infidelity is not ‘because the opportunity presents itself’, but due to emotional instability within the foundation of a relationship.
By technicality it is the fault of the person who did the cheating, of course- but many a psychologist will tell you, that some blame is apportioned to the cheated, as well (regardless of whether the act was committed by a male or female), because it is usually due to some sort of loneliness that a person will act out. Feeling emotionally abandoned or unwanted sexually, by their partner, etc…
I only say this in defence of my mother, and women like her. She had every opportunity and if not that, then every reason to cheat on my father. He was a mean, mean man, and a pig at that (he didn’t just think he was better than women, he thought he was better than all other men too, there was God, him, and the rest of us), and he was/is (I speak about him in past tense, because I haven’t lived with / spoken to him in years, he is very nearly dead to me) in the military.
Now I can tell you, after wiping blood of my mum’s face, many a time, just cos he felt like putting her in her place, that she deserved better, and should have aspired to do better. However now, even after years of separation from my father, she still refuses to see other men. It’s a sin. She married once, and that was for life, and she couldn’t ‘make it work’, so she has played her card, and she is done.
Tell me that isn’t fucking dedication to the doctrine? Catholic guilt aside, she’s fucking solid. Tell me YOU abstained when your marriage broke down??
Ah… I suppose you missed the no women allowed on the front page?
A very intelligent, and I’m assuming well-read, librarian who posts on a misogynistic website supporting the opinions of men that debase the very idea of an “educated” woman? I have infinite respect for the amount of schooling you have received (getting a Masters in anything isn’t easy. I’m pursuing mine right now in chemical engineering.), and therefore I’m sure we can talk about this without the name calling and petty bickering. Perhaps we’ll learn something from each other…
Do you align with the traditionalist view that women are always a class below men? Or do you have a relatively moderate stance on that?
I don’t really know anything at all about your personal views regarding the whole premise of this site, but surely you disagree with the categorization of all women into such depraved roles… I mean, if you have any regard for yourself whatsoever…
Not even close genius. This site turns entire relationships back to what it always was, but without the womanly bullshit: My wallet vs. their pockets.
The second you popped out and said you were equal, YOU made it Us versus YOU. What kind of fucking moron says, “Hey, you bastards, it is about equality, but oh yeah, fuck you, I am right and you are not”.
I like that though, if relationships were as equal as you say they are, I guess alimony was just an evolutionary mistake, but I for shit and sure know you won’t turn it down.
Again, like almost, but not all women that post here, you enjoy talking, and not doing anything else to further any arguments. Indeed, the proof is that you are talking and above all arguing with no point, and not doing anything else.
Sure, it is easy for you to point something out, that way, you don’t have to invest your time and moderate intelligence in writing something original and insightful.
No, again, you make the false assumption your opinion on this subject is needed and wanted. The problem being, again, you don’t further the argument, you only continue arguing. Your “hidden” meaning is that you talk, and say nothing. For someone trying to not change anyone, you sure talk a fucking lot with no end result you are not aiming for………
The only thing you defy is your intelligence, after all, only 15 people have said shut the fuck up and move on…………
@Man
Of course, a fascist always screams how wrong the other party is, never about how they have a valid point………….
History has shown, give a female the oppourtunity to cheat, with little chance of getting caught, and she will take it.
Or, give a female just one little reason to cheat, like forgetting her birthday, and she will definitly cheat on you and then say it’s your fault.
So basically, all women WILL cheat given the right circumstances. Not so for men.
It’s the same reasoning behind the fact that all women can become gay. It happens all the time. Women have a bad marriage then decide being gay is better, men cannot do this.
Try not to see only the surface, because women will fool you everytime, you must look deeper and watch what women do.
This entire site turns the relationships between men and women into an us vs. them situation… And, from what I’ve read of your comments, you’re no different.
I know I’m moderately intelligent… It’s not like I’m saying I’m at the absolute top, or even anywhere near it for that matter. I do have confidence in myself however, and I’m not afraid to voice it where need be. If you would read what I said, I have no hope of changing the opinion of the men who post their emotional ramblings and bitter sentiments of hatred here… I enjoy pointing out the logical fallacies people (including yourself, as I recall from an earlier article) make when posting here.
Back to the real issue:
Throughout my last post the point I was making is that both she and Lady XX make the false assumption that agreeing with you guys will somehow elevate them to equals in your eyes. I’m sure you’re a smart boy, MansVoice, so I’ll let you look over what I wrote and try to critically search it for the meaning again rather than restate everything over again.
The people on this site have made me feel very welcome- both the men and the other women who regularly post here. I talk with them regularly, and we have quite interesting conversations. You don’t defy any stereotypes- you perpetuate them. I didn’t come to this site looking for attention or approval, or a fight- I came here to investigate- I found somthing completely different that what I was expecting…
I’m very intelligent by the way- I have three college degrees- one of them is a Masters- I’m a librarian.
You idiot, Dick never said ALL mil-wives were cheaters. It’s called reading comprehension, might want to look into it.
*arent you seeking [for]-> omit
You are intelligent only by your own definitions. By making such a claim, arent you seeking for approval and recognition? Perhaps you want the men here to hold you up as a paragon? Of intelligence? Of pride? HAHAHA
SELF PRAISE IS NO PRAISE DARLING
Talking about bigotry… arent you the bigot by mocking someone else who doesnt subscribe to your doctrine? It is suddenly now a “Men vs Women” and “Us vs them” kinda thing eh? Trying for an emotional hook? Oh please, you can do better than that.
The author/creator of this site can kiss my ass, not all mil-wives are cheaters..it works both ways.
The entertainment value of this site is in the cynicism used to project a bigoted message of hate and discrimination… Forgive me for not being entertained.
The postings here are targeted at ALL women, which includes you as well… I was merely pointing out that mongering for respect on a site that doesn’t welcome you is frivolous and silly. If you were really “better” than me or any other woman (in the sense that these guys believe, anyway) you wouldn’t be on this site posting in their midst. You’d take the hint and either read without being seen, or not be here in the first place…
You’re the one having trouble realizing that you’re a walking, talking oxymoron… And you’re the one blabbing about things that don’t have any basis in fact. I don’t presume to think that anyone here cares about me. I don’t understand where I ever gave that allusion… It confuses me that you would make such a claim, as it implies that you think you have friends or people who care about you among the men here who think less of you solely because you’re a female…
At least I have the presence of mind to realize that my postings are unwelcome and unwanted… I have no illusions of grandeur concerning where my opinions among these people rate. I post to make myself feel better, and to lend support to the other women defending their modern roles…
I am happily part of the problem that these men have: I am an intelligent woman that defies the stereotypes they use to make excuses for their shortcomings as people. You are part of their laughable charade… Kind of like a groupie mindlessly following them mongering for their approval and attention.
No, you’re wrong here. I’ve seen her insult a guy on here- she probably doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her- And I’m a woman as well- she doesn’t seem to have any problem with me.
The problem with you, is that you are taking things seriously that are meant to be entertaining, and that the things that are meant to be serious, offend you, because they are true, and ABOUT you.
You are having trouble thinking objectively about the material on this site- If you weren’t then you would be laughing your ass off, instead of yak yak yakbalablababbing. The other thing that you don’t get, is that no one here cares about you, except that you also serve as entertainment- you are part of the show- we are all laughing at you- no one here respects you. You are part of the problem.
Most? Excluding you, of course, because you’re naturally the exception.
I wish you would realize that by backstabbing your gender on this site, you’re only proving that you are in fact just as worthless as these people make all women out to be. You’ve cast yourself back into their stereotypical role for women by whoring for attention on these boards and doing whatever you can to be accepted by these men who obviously don’t want your presence here… It’s like you think you can change their opinion about you (as a woman) by joining in on the bashing.
Don’t try to glorify your opinions, or set yourself as above the herd when all you’re doing is proving their point with your own disloyal alienation of the rest of woman-kind.
Brava, madam.
Sad article. What would scare the children more? Amputees in the pool or the two chicks who were no doubt dripping with celluite.
This is off yet on topic - not sure where to post these things
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/22/narmy3 22.xml
Pretty awful - imagine your own son was amongst those receiving the therapy.
Fucking Slut
Aye.
This is how I view most women brains to be.
I wish I had free time.
I’m online right now, but it’s not really FREE time. I’m avoiding certain tasks that I need to do, AT the computer. Procrastinating, as it were. I’ll get it done though, but in the mean time… reading the same thing over and over and over again, seems to be appealing.
It’s like a merry-go-round of meaningless shit, that doesn’t stop. Joy.
Probs A Girl- I’m a college student. I go to school full time and have a part time job. Still wind up back at my dorm with free time during the day though…