Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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Also…the reason I had such a hostile response is because I am indeed morbidly obese :) You caught me
Did you just throw that word specimens in there to make yourself feel more intelligent or are you just that fucking nerdy?
I would imagine that most of the women posting on here are the most morbidly obese specimens in existence.
I would say yes… and they are quilty of being a weasel as well, especially if said man was also a soldier.
So . . . is the man sleeping with the cheating whore while her husband is deployed also guilty of treason if he is aware of her circumstances?
So . . . is the man sleeping with cheating whore while her husband is deployed also guilty of treason if he is aware of her circumstances?
LOL you really ARE a random DICK aren’t you? Amusing site. Thanks for inviing me to stop by….
So says one of the greatest:
“Socrates: Neither did we forget the women; of whom we declared, that their natures should be assimilated and brought into harmony with those of the men, and that common pursuits should be assigned to them both in time of war and in their ordinary life.”
Equality means equal in ALL things, even fucking each other. Ha!
@Eliza:
I am not vehement over stupidity, but a stupid person must be called to account for their piehole yakking. It sounds as if YOU should not take offense when you speak loudly and often and someone tells you to shut the fuck up. After all, actions beget reactions.
Oops, I see, we are not equal in your mind obviously. We are only supposed to let you talk and not prove any points, but let YOU attack, and not defend. I see, yes, a great proof of feminism, as a man, you are the only one with a valid opinion, for sure only of yourself.
I like that, instead of answering anything, you simply trot out the same old shit: I know, I think, I am, I want, and I don’t like. Not once did you ask, not once did you prove. You filter the world thru only yourself, leaving little room for anything other than you.
Yes, by posting HERE, as I have said numerous times, you not only think you are equal where no equality exists, you also obviously assume you are MORE so, because you keep doing so. It is quite evident you assume you are wanted here, after all, you keep fucking talking.
See? You didn’t answer jack nor shit, and THAT was an expectation I did foresee…..l
I would be pissed too if I jumped someone then got jumped back. Simple as that, and as simple as you as well.
The brain cells that I fundamentaly lack are the ones close to me ears, the ones you have made into necrotic tissue by your neverending speech.
And to everyone here, I postulate an obvious truth: To women like Eliza it matters little or not at all why MEN come here, it only matters why SHE comes here, hence proving the genius of Feminazi’s the world over, only what THEY say/want/do is what matters, not what YOU want/say/do………
She only comes here to do two things: Speak and Often.
Wasn’t really making excuses, merely stating reason and self shame for my grammar and typographical errors, not the content. I know everything I said was true, and that’s why I stand by every point I made. The “diminished responsibility” was just sarcasm targeting an issue most men find repugnant. I don’t need explain what that is.
Heh, no need for excuses. What you said was completely true. It’s probably the first long comment I’ve read in awhile here. So good job.
Wow, I shouldn’t drink all night then post responses to things I read online. Makes my typing incoherent and spelling atrocious. However, being a man I take responsibility for my outburst and stand by every point I made. This website did not take advantage of my diminished responsibility.
@Griever - I hear ya mate, 100%. When I was a Uni student I believed the bullshit too at first, its most men’s natural instinct to love and admire our feminine species partners. Then I saw feminism for what it was. A malign US vs THEM undermining of all that was wholesome and socially cohesive. Its a war indeed, and it began in earnest with the baby boomer generation. (Germaine Greer IS a fucking Cunt!)
I love women, intelligent women who don’t have chips on their shoulders that force them to compete with each other or men alike. I even love the inane giggly women that ‘used’ to be what defined a “girly-girl” who’ll gaze at the stars just because they’re pretty and doesn’t pretent to give a fuck about constellations or astronomy science. What I don’t like is bitching and whining and moaning and grasping for everything on a silver platter. I don’t like that being a single mother is a govt paid occupation, and what I really hate is that it’s politically correct to disparage and vilify men at every turn of every corner of every form of media, but a supposed abomination for men to have a discussion venue about this VERY real problem thats carving the guts out of society as a whole.
This website, for the most part, I’ve found tells what most “modern” women despise, home truths. In nice colourful language that men use among themselves, and can appreciate every naunce for what it is. As for all you “liberated” missies that argue otherwise, quite simply, who in fuck cares a steaming bucket of fresh monkey’s piss what you think? Just fuck off. Your attention rants disgust me along with every other discerning quality human being that finds this website a refreshing and welcome change to the endless mindless beat of the feminazi wardrums. LadyXX has it right when she advises you to go out and get laid. Its the ultimate attention anyhow, and you only post here where you’re not welcome because you’re fucking starved for it. An audience of men to parade in front of, nothing more, nothing less.
“OMGZZZ I was just, like, so shocked *gasp* and I I I just.. HAD to speak my mind, like you know, I felt impelled..”
Well of course you fucking did, the website said women not welcome, and no more certain way to get a women to voice unwanted opinions than by putting a sign on the door saying “women fuck off.” Its the lure, coz only women are allowed to have women only stuff? Right? Being told to shut the fuck up only makes you speak louder and more illogically, coz now you feel accosted and a womans best defense is to just shout even louder. That’s the trap, and I admire the fuck of Dick for snaring you with it so men reading your horseshit can see the validity of his arguments. If you weren’t told to fuck off, you’d do what we men do with feminazi websites, close the fucking browser page..
This website should be advertised where it matters most. Where young men can hear of it and discover the truth before they find out the hard way. That IS what men do impart the wisdom of their experience to younger men so they can learn reality facts and build upon them instead of repeating the same errors endlessly. Without that process we’d still be smashing meat from marrow bones with round rocks and trying to learn how to keep dry outside of caves when it rains.
So lets get back to the original point of the article. Sluts whoring it up while they’re husbands are overseas fighting a war. First I ask people to view this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZalppRw7yJM and then consider how hard it would be to close the lid on that shoebox if instead of reading a book, he’d been on the phone finding out his wife was getting her guts fucked by some “weasel” (so aptly put, kudos MeanInGreen) back home. Stone them, burn them, use them for medical experiements, who the fuck cares, if its good for the gander, its good for the goose getting her eggs fertilised by the chicken-dove back home.
Thats all I have to say for now, the endless fucking wash of off topic tampax bickering puts me off saying anything further for it’ll just be a mouthful of off topic tirade over the tampax hijacking of this thread which nobody wants to hear. Its all been said anyhow.
Let it bold you for it. I have never once stated that they will be equals in our eyes. If I sounded that way, you must have misconstrued me. Women will never be equal to men. There, I bolded it for you.
Does this mean I hate women? No, I just feel we arent equal.
Why?
(A) The politically correct we are “different” thus we are not equal
(B) Women(at least the majority) do not wish to be treated as equals and are thus not treated as such.
-> The Princess Syndrome results which is brought about by affirmative action etc
(C) Women have not done anything to warrant equality in man-terms of my terms. If this comes off as elitist, harsh, cruel and condescending… well, yeah it is.
Let it bold you for it. I have never once stated that they will be equals in our eyes. If I sounded that way, you must have misconstrued me. Women will never be equal to men. There, I bolded it for you.
Does this mean I hate women? No, I just feel we arent equal.
Why?
(A) The politically correct we are “different” thus we are not equal
(B) Women(at least the majority) do not wish to be treated as equals and are thus not treated as such.
-> The Princess Syndrome results which is brought about by affirmative action etc
(C) Women have not done anything worth of equality
I would like to reiterate that if Dick hadn’t wanted all of this “unwanted” attention he never would have went on national TV and announced the name of this site.
I would like to reiterate that if Dick hadn’t wanted all of this “unwanted” he never would have went on national TV and announced the name of this site.
Hey here’s a thought. Why does it really matter who’s better? I agree with “see” %100. So long as we are all doing what we want with our lives does it really matter? Hell, I’ll admitt I started out coming to this site just like everyother woman that comes here does, looking to state how wrong you all are. In the end it really doesn’t matter because you have your views and I have mine and clearly we aret going to change them, and hey thats fine, whatever. Seriously I don’t see why we can’t all just be civilised about all this. Yes i know women “aren’t supposed to be here” but if someone honestly thought that anyone would take that little sign seriously they are nuts. You all can’t tell e that if you went to a feminist site with he same thing you wouldn’t ignore it as well.
Let’s be honest, when faced with ideas like these everyone has the potential of being either a feminist or a chauvinist. Everyone has it in them its just getting them to admitt it thats te problem.
Eliza, do you really believe that all the men that come to this webstie feel exactly the same? There are men that have very traditional values. There are men that have been burned really bad- there are men who just think this site is funny.
Since you asked, I am extremely liberal, and I don’t think that women should be limited to any “depraved roles” of any sort. I think that people should be able to do what ever they want with their lives.
Is there a possibility that maybe you are missing something here? Is that possible?
I think that you should follow XX’s advice, and go get laid- many many times. Don’t be offended, but I might not reply to you in the future- you are just not funny at all.
Nah, you see.. i’m really not looking to argue so much on here. You seem incessant on trying to win this ‘online message board battle’. Is that so? Cuz if that’s your goal then you win.. You totally win.
Once you step outside your doorstep into the real world, it’s then that you lose. No matter what you try to convey to me or the men on here, you need to realize in the gender wars, we all lose.
Oh that’s a classic defense, I must say. Go get laid… Are we in middle school now?
How about you learn something about your own self-worth? My husband is in the Army and not here, so I’m afraid I can’t take you up on the getting laid business. But I can assure you with or without my husband here, my opinions toward hypocritical women and bigoted men like yourself wouldn’t change.
Your posts are contributing to a culture that is geared toward your intellectual exclusion (Which, given you as a subject, is admittedly not much of a loss.). You are a proselytizer for the continued objectification of women, and all for what cause? Do you like thinking of yourself as inferior? Does the idea of never really being able to take care of yourself appeal to you? If so, I’m sorry dear. I hope you find someone who can use you and take care of you like you seek. God knows you won’t be able to survive with your intellect.