Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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While I found this article profoundly misogynistic, as with everything on here, I also whole-heartedly agree with you. Not so much the dragging in the street part, but the waste of space that the military wife is.
As a woman in the military, serving on the operations side, I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I have seen these women’s detrimental impact on the deployed unit.
Not only is it bad enough that I am scapegoated as a female in the miltary for their obvious inability to maintain a healthy relationship through their selfish, draining, existence; they make the lives of thier husbands a living hell, and are applauded for it for “being the family support system, and backbone of a deployed unit.”
They absolutely disgust me. The prey on military men for their benefits and verility, and then claim ownership of their husbands careers. They are mindless sheep who saw an easy way out of the existence they created for themselves prior to marriage.
This has got to be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. If men are all mighty then why the hell is there a man sticking it in a Marines wife? Why do many women support their men financially. And I mean you go to a man if some one is raping a child eh? Well what about the man who was doing it? I bet he is better then all women right? Yeah that seem reasonable. Women can be idiots, just as well as men. Now I agree with the whole cheating thing being horrid and I think both the man and the women should be punished. My brother is a Marine and currently there is another marine on trial for cheating with another Marines wife, while her husband is over seas. Both are married. So is it OK if men cheat on women? I’m sure because my last boyfriend cheated on my that just means I wasn’t pleasing him enough. But had I done the same (which I would NEVER do) I would have been a whore. About 95% of my friends are guys, I’m not a girly girl, and most girls that I’ve met get on my nerves, but clumping them altogether is just irrational.
But I realize I can’t change your minds, it’s hard to change ignorant idiot minds.
Few rulers come to rule without being brought up by a man and a woman in partnership, the ones raised by a woman alone are almost invariably sociopaths who’s only measure of “greatness” is the power they wield.
Its very true and very sad that honour is fading in our societies, it seems to have no place in a civilisation that is all about being entitled to things simply for having the voice to demand them. Selfishness is rife within both genders, and the men of honour honourably take their exit, for fear of having their honour exploited, or subjected to attacks by those who would see every man stripped of every last vestige of honour. When there’s no respect or gratitude for being a honourable man, young men have no enticement to follow such a path, and as generations pass there’s fewer and fewer role models for them to look up to and follow in the footsteps of. All the while there are vocal groups of women teaching that such men were really self-serving, or monsters, and a blight upon the face of humanity.
The decline of western society started when the honour of women whom were content in fulfilling their family duties and respected the endeavours of their husbands role of supporting those family units was called into disrepute,. Family units since then have been in decline ever since. The momentum will not essentially be accelerated by a woman president either, its just symbolic of the state of decadence we have managed to achieve thus far. What may speed things along would be if she has an agenda (and who knows what she stands for really, she won’t say anything when pinned down by public questions) to further alleviate men of human rights, and even worse, plans to demand other nations conform.
It is a great thing to bring up a ruler. So saying that women do nothing great is wrong. In US these things are fading and so are honourable men. and now the situation is that US can even have a non-men(Hillary) president and that will start the decline of US very fast.
That don’t make us equal. Men > women
All women are cheaters in some way.
Most women are a childish bunch of ingrates.
so sad
Men and Women have different but equally important roles.
Its sad that whoever wrote this and supports this has been hurt (obviously) in some way by a cheating woman. Its never justifiable-whether man or woman. And its sad to see the effects (hatred and anger) that are perpatrated by unloyal partners.
Maybe in the sense that she gave birth to the man.
Women do noting great.
They can’t even understand greatness.
it’s a man thang
Being from US i can say that US will be superpower only till men rule. As women are gaining power so is US declining. Women should only take care of their boy so that he will become a good ruler. and yes women cheating should be hanged. but inspite of saying all this let me tell that behind success of any man there is a woman.
Men are good and they are the one who are leading the world and when it will stop world will be over. Women getting into power has led to complete disruption of the society and it is only because of men that they are rising. Men be men and punish women who cheat.
^ Women would vote for Hitler.
Amen, Amy.
Another woman proves Dick’s point.
I think Dick Masterson should get the death penalty.
You know what? Since I think you’re funny, I’ll take care of your response for you!
“blah blah blah whore blah blah cunt blah blah die bitch blah blah i am awesome because i have a cock blah blah slut blah blah You’ve had your spill like a dog puking up roadkill now fukoff you cow.”
-Billy
Wow Billy, this whole catch phrase thing you have going on is so awesome and creative. I didn’t realize that you were a radio dj from the 80’s.
Probably.
Like here on the front page it clearly say “no women allowed.” You’ve had your spill like a dog puking up roadkill now fukoff you cow.
I certianly am not! I run 5 times a week, and do gymnastics 4 times a week for 3 houres each day I do it. I am in great shape and couldn’t feel better!
Also…the reason I had such a hostile response is because I am indeed morbidly obese :) You caught me
Did you just throw that word specimens in there to make yourself feel more intelligent or are you just that fucking nerdy?
I would imagine that most of the women posting on here are the most morbidly obese specimens in existence.
I would say yes… and they are quilty of being a weasel as well, especially if said man was also a soldier.