Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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May 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d077af983b9b
Do any of you men have girlfriends who accept your logic? Do you feel the same about your mom and sisters?
May 7th, 2008 at 12:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7f8f27bc7d79b
Well I guess if all the women looked like ex-princess Diana and the fugly Queen yea I would be a lil pissed also…..just get over yourself LOL oh and quit talking about your mom that way..isn’t very gentleman like
May 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7d87a3951cfd9
Yes I’m stealing from Dick but “Notice how women never threaten to take away intelligent conversation”. Man that was the best line ever, I should have thought of it.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: da5eef8ca71bd
Who cares what we have to say? Oh, right.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
I like the name you go by. Anglo-Saxons are indeed matriarchal filth.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: b3f2644942e4f
I would assume all your friends irregardless of occupation would deserve a silver bullet.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I’m a woman, and I accept the logic….it makes so much damn sense I’m wondering why I didn’t see it before…oh right, I’m a woman…my man-logic skills need work….
May 8th, 2008 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: c36dc0b717a96
Are you for real? So we are all ugly? have you any idea how many women ive fucked and forgotten over the years!?
I think little lady you’ve totally missed the point of Dick’s great site (what a monumental surprise)
We are all here through our experience’s of women. Yes thats right, years of man research. We are not here because we cant get laid and want to moan about it. You are a perfect example of a women that leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. You are a twat.
Do you not understand?? why do you women not understand the simplest of explanations?
I feel sorry for your obviously dickless boyfriend, I hope for your sake he never finds this site, comes to his senses, and then leaves you.
Actually I hope he does.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe875385346c6
A woman of quality in this day and age is so rare that I have neither the patience nor stomach to sift through the bucket of shit which is woman to find one that might be less shitty than the others. I may have come across 3 or 4 in my entire lifetime.
As far as I’m concerned the women who haven’t cheated simply haven’t had the right opportunity. When the season is ripe for infidelity a woman will respond.
May 11th, 2008 at 7:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 0ae520af6d01b
Call me crazy, but I’m going to write a post on the original subject of this thread:
I did 6 years in the Navy, and while in port, I could not believe the Navy wives that I saw screwing around. Gawd, what a bunch of disgusting bitches. As a young Navy guy not making much money, I lived in a not-so-nice apartment complex among a good number of military married couples. In a lot of cases, the very day that a guy was going out to sea to risk his life for his country, there was suddenly a new live-in boyfriend at the ole homestead. It was obvious and blatant. It’s pretty obvious when you see a different guy doing yard work, taking out the garbage, and his car is parked out front when you come home from work in the evening and see it still parked there when you’re heading out at 5:30 AM. There aren’t words to describe how low these bitches are. They should lose all rights to citizenship and be deported to Syria.
For the women lurkers on this site, I can predict your counter-argument already. I can read you like a cheap novel. You’re going to say, “Well, what about all the fucking that you Navy guys do when you hit foreign ports. It’s well known that Navy guys away from home screw around like alley cats on a bender.” I say: BULLSHIT. From what I saw in my 6 years of active duty on an aircraft carrier, that stereotype is bullshit. There were guys that screwed around, but it was very few. It was nowhere near the number of guys that caught their wives/girlfriends fucking around or were dumped/divorced upon return from sea because they found another guy. Most guys were young and naively committed to the girl back home. They got drunk and did crazy stuff in port, but for the most part did not screw other women, be it whores or party girls.
This is going to sound like a big fat lie, but I never got laid in a foreign port. Most guys didn’t. It wasn’t because we couldn’t. Christ, Erckle could get laid in a foreign port. Women in foreign ports throw themselves at US Navy guys and Marines. The reason was that I was (naively) committed to the girl back home (I was single) and I didn’t want to get a lifelong disease that I couldn’t get rid of just for some momentary piece of ass. (Condoms don’t stop everything.)
Women like to talk about commitment. Yeah, let’s talk commitment. Do you know how many guys I saw writing letters to their girlfriends and wives 3 times a week and sending them nice gifts that they bought in foreign ports? Damn near all of them. Do you know how many wives and girlfriends were not reciprocating because they were too busy shopping with his money, hitting the bars, and cheating on their guys that were risking their lives halfway around the world? Quite a damn few. Still want to talk commitment? Navy guys and Marines know what discipline and commitment are. Women talk it but damn few can bring themselves to follow through.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 00b17d7e7a130
I will say this, I am a woman, and I have posted here before, and your argument makes very good sense. Im not saying women dont cheat. I know so many women that when their husbands leave they cheat. I have often heard that men cheat when they are overeas, and it made me feel really good to hear what you said about how most of them dont. Because I am part of an all woman website and all you ever hear is how their men cheat on them. I completly understand that MANY military wives cheat., I think it is wrong and disgusting, and it pisses me off just as much as the next person. BUT my husband has deployed, and I have never cheated, and I never would. I couldn’t bear the thought of hurting him like that, or our children. It makes me so sick the women that do that, especially the women that have children, and bring another man into the home, because they are teaching that child that it is okay, and thus 20 years later, another person does the same thing.
The point Im trying to get accross, is not all women cheat, not because they dont have the opportunity as one man said, but its because there are women who LOVE their men. I would do anything for my husband, because he is my world, and I believe that women who cheat on their husbands while they are overseas need to go over themselves, and see what its all about, Ive been there done that, I served for 6 years also.
Before men come on here, and say all military women cheat, maybe they need to think about it a little more, they obviously haven’t met every military woman, and have not seen them all cheat, even though many of them do, not all of us are the same.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
cant belive dick actually belives in adam and eve story……loser….no wonder he’s messed up
May 13th, 2008 at 6:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 7bc894824f4b6
I can’t believe you dont……LOON……no wonder why she is so messed up.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: b37d89b694acb
I am very sorry that you got hurt in your marriage. I was married, then my military Sgt Major married me in the Catholic Church. I was so happy! Our son who was very ill was there in a suit. It was unreal. I paid for a night away at a Marriott Resort, and had my family babysit.
The hotel knew him. I brushed it off.
Two weeks later I rec’d a phone call from one of 7 of his current lovers. She told me that the day before our church ceremony he was with her at Hotel 8 in Walpole. She’s married, and was concerned that I found out?
I wish he had just not married me in the church.
I rec’d and e-mail, which promted me to break into the military website, which I did. I found that he had been cheating on me for years. He called me psycho at the time. Thank goodness I have left him. He is still lying to most everyone. He moved in with his best friend, and slept with his wife. She e-mails me now all of the time to find out where he is. I don’t reply. I feel bad for her husband.
I spent years abused and isolated with him. He used his military training and abused me mentally. He does this to all his girls. I’m so happy that he does not live in my home.
My son endures his abuse to a point. I have enough on him to keep him somewhat in line.
But DICK head, I loved my husband, and headed family services and catered every party while he brought women home.
Please try to be open minded…..for the children. I have never told my son about my ex husband, and I will never.
I was married to him for 11 years and gave him money to leave. I do not get any of the military benefits. NONE.
Thankfully, I can support myself and my son. He is a srg major, and is so connected; he told me that I need to deal or fen for myself and my son on my own. Which is what I do.
So please, do not put down all wifes. I struggle. Srg Major is still in control. I have not bendfits, he dictates when he sees his child. One or two week-ends a month because he is so important to military and has no time. I spend 24/7 with my son unless I am at work and pay daycare out of my own pocket whieh ends at 6.
Sgt maj just bought a Harley with everything. Shaved bald head to “stay in the game” as he told us.
I don’t care about dating. All I care about is my son, and how I can make my son think his father is great because that’s who he will follow, no matter what a lier he is. My son will not know. Unforntunately, he’s figuring it out.
So, DICKHEAD give some of the military wives some credit. I devoted my life to the military, and my husband, and my son got burnt. He plans on entering the military because his father told him to do so at 18. That’s because his father put the fact that if is son enters the military at 18 he will never have to pay for college. I did not tell my son this. My son has an IQ of 156 and will get into Westpoint. His father told him to skip college. No
So please. give some of us ex-wives a break. I am trying to do what is right!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec608b1b3da1b
I was looking for help for my brother when I stumbled on this site…I gotta confess I never realized gay men were so angry!
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9782738fe8fa4
We see this far too often here…the presumption that the men on here are gay…
No, they’re not gay, just smart
May 16th, 2008 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d7ccfa8289b8
Don’t bother, it’s how women handle rejection Cowgirl. They can’t stand the fact that someone thinks they’re unworthy so something HAS to be wrong with them.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac2a4a5cc387
Way to bring down your own kind CallMeCow!
May 17th, 2008 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 99dde8c701e38
With the attitudes most here seem to possess, no wonder you haven’t had any positive relationships with women. The good ones are smart enough to realize that you are a waste of time and just avoid you.
Dick M bitches that women want this and want that bitch about this and bitch about that and don’t like sex and they are whores. In the meanwhile he and most others here are bitching that women don’t know how to give good head… They don’t move enough or aren’t lively enough in bed. I swear… the men here bitch more than women do.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 9782738fe8fa4
Well, my own kind sucks….literally AND figuratively…