Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty
Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”.
A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my “radical” ideas. Men are responsible for every single advancement in human history; the wage gap proves men are better than women because if we were all equal, hiring a woman would be a cheaper alternative to a man and thus an obvious business decision; and it is only through our divine and manly grace that women are allowed to vote, own property, or wear bras. Her response was that I was wrong because the Devil is a man.
I’ll tell you who the real “Devil” is: a cheating marine’s wife.
The cheating wife of a soldier should be dragged into the street and shot.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
During the holiday season several years ago, I overheard the end of a conversation among some women on what to do about a puppy that had been found who the owners were now looking for. One of the little darlings had become so attached to the puppy that she didn’t want to give it back. The consensus was that she didn’t have to. Puppies come with squatter’s rights. I wandered in, fetched a beverage, and give them all a stern look. The consensus was abandoned immediately.
That’s called Penis Power.
The army is a fighting machine and the personification of everything that is excellent and manly about a nation. If a pedophile is harassing your kid, you don’t take that problem to a woman, you take it to a man. Then, the problem disappears. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to hear about someone getting their teeth stomped into a curb. And don’t watch it on the news, because the news exists to sell tampons.
I don’t get my facts from tampon salesmen.
The army has and always will be a necessity to ensure not just our way of life, but any way of life that doesn’t involve getting a golf club shoved up your ass because you have a plasma television and someone else wants it. The army protects your ass from that, and the only things a soldier should have on his mind while out in the field are: his gun, his ammo, and how best to keep my ass protected while I’m wearing a $10,000 fur coat.
Hoo-ah.
A soldier should not be wondering if his wife is fucking her new man-friend Kalan.
Cheating army wives hinder a thousand soldiers’ ability to get the job done. They are a plague of doubt in an otherwise healthy platoon. They are an act of treason that spreads at the speed of a hilarious internet video. They are a cancerous incarnation of greed and should be punished for it.
If one gets away with it, ten will.
For lack of a faithful wife, the mission was lost. For lack of a mission, the battle was lost. For lack of a battle, the war was lost. For lack of a war, the nation was lost. For lack of a nation, a golf club was shoved up my ass.
Unacceptable.
I’ve met plenty of army wives, and a dangerously high percentage of them were promiscuous little whores. Not promiscuous in action, but in mind. All women are whores. Anyone with a charge card or access to something shiny knows that. And there’s nothing wrong with a woman being a whore. It’s not something she can help.
But pouncing on anything with a cock is something she can help when her husband is thousands of miles away fighting for freedom.
If anyone says a cheating army wife doesn’t deserve the death penalty for the capital crime of treason, then “The Devil” needs to use his dick to turn up the thermostat. Last time I checked, having an affair was as easy to avoid as raping a child or robbing a bank with a parking ticket stapled to your cock.
Just don’t do it.
Cheating is the anti-Nike.
Women need a moral compass for they have not the penis to tell them which way is right. Big Brother needs to be the man while the actual man is overseas kicking ass.
The “right” way is “forward”.
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Who cares about what some whore thinks. Fuck off.
All the comments are so angry. I sincerely hope you guys aren’t trying to make men look good…’cause you aren’t.
If he even knows she’s married. She isn’t exactly misses honest.
Nope, he’s just looking for a desperate soccer mom. You’re a dipshit so don’t try to get that through your head - if you’re looking for a pity party to attend your bleeding heart story, look elsewhere because you’re just going to be seen for the ungrateful American pigshit whore you are here.
I’ll say this again, nothing is below your girlfriend. She really deserves to be tortured to death in Guantanamo Bay.
She says that while her husband is defending her right to not be raped for dressing like a slut is the right time to decide that she has a ’spiritual connection.’
Abby, you really are a stupid, pasty little whore. ‘Emotional abuse?!’ You’ve got to be shitting me! You know what, how about she can do that after she’s conscripted to front-line training so that we can see if her spirituality can help her ‘dance.’
Seriously, though, we all agree that she deserves to be drowned for that.
Hey Abby, didn’t your “friend” know they were marrying a high ranking officer? Or at least a military man?
Don’t they know the situation? He’s bringing home the bacon (handsomely probably) and your friend’s probably whinging about madison’s soccer game.
Seriously, women just run on and on about the stupidest shit.
What does it say about the guy who has connected with my girlfriend? Does this connection he has made with my girlfriend make him a snake, too?
Abby, this ‘friend’ of yours needs to do the right thing, and that means not jumping into the arms of SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HER AND TREATS HER WELL.
The right thing to do is wait till he gets back from Iraq, talk things over and then amicably split up.
By the way, you dont mean ’spiritual’, you mean ‘emotional’ and emotional cheating is still cheating.
Every cheating whore has some sob story to justify her actions.
He is getting shot at in Iraq. Yes, I get that. But the emotional abuse (not just neglect) started years ago. This is a good time for her to possibly decide whether or not to stay, and if she stays how she will cope.
He will never know. And after all he has put her through and she has endured for his happiness, SHE DESERVES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HER AND TREATS HER WELL. It is not sexual, but spiritual.
Really… is she serious? It sounds like she’s actually defending a myspace whore who fucks her husband’s best friend.
HEY, FUCKBAG - OF COURSE HE’S NEGLECTING HER PETTY ‘EMOTIONAL NEEDS,’ HE’S GETTING SHOT AT IN IRAQ DIPSHIT!
What if a woman is married to a man who has been totally career driven for their entire marriage, is a good father, and a good partner. He is a high ranking officer and provides a great lifestyle for his family. But he has neglected the emotional needs of his wife, forced her into a mold and censored her thoughts and words. His wife needs more, but still loves him and does not want their marriage to end. Can an emotional affair with a younger man be considered “feeding her soul?”
Then again, I think the “epitomy” of cool is being married as a man, and having sex with 3 women. However the law and women view it, that is kind of hard to ignore on the Man-Coolness scale.
Doesn’t make it right, only means it exists. Only a man would push the man-envelope, and running a harem, and running the risk of becoming dead broke go hand in hand.
Yes indeed. I have never been a proponent of men stepping out on their wives. I think kicking their ass out and getting a newer model is a better idea. Fucking around is for weak dudes.
BUT……….like stated above, WHY did he do it? You see, women dodge THAT fucking bullet like a meat-stake to the face of sanity and reason.
They only say, “Fucking men, fucking fucking fucking around all the time”.
They NEVER say, “Well you see, he was tired of my shit”.
Nope, Dr. Phil doesn’t get it. Oprah doesn’t get it.
Men fuck around on a woman because they found a better woman.
Or sex. Not hard to figure out. I won’t keep a shotgun that works only when it wants to, and shoots bullshit from the barrel, I will throw it away or give it to another more desperate man, then go get a new one. Fixing something totally fucked up IS manly, but also, sometimes, a waste of time.
But you ALWAYS keep a three-legged dog. Because that is one lucky motherfucker right there. Plus, you never had a laugh until a three-legged dog chases a cat with no tail……………..
Irony- Definition Of:
Women know men will fuck around on them because of the women themselves. Hence, they marry a man, fuck it all up, and force a man to fuck around on them………
Also, under Definition Of: Stupid Women
I bet you were anything other than happy. Women are never “happy”. Unless they are content to sit on the couch avoiding sex while stuffing blue bell down their throats.
I would guess that you bitch and whine like most and allowed yourself to become fat. Hubby runs off with the first female to show him real energy and fill his sexual appetite.
Women become boring after the wedding cake.
Army wifes hu what about me,happily married17 yrs he volunteers to go to lraq hes gone 7 months ,comes back may 07 night before sons high school graduation tells me he needs space and time ,cleans out the bank account goes to el paso to become the schools new csm,yes this man had an affair with an E5 air force girl in lraq,lm sitting here working 12 hrs a day ,mowing the yard paying the bills,walking the dogs wondering what happend to him over their,
This was Ft Benning former post CSM, and no l didnt and havent cheated,lm still in shock and wanting this divorce to be over so l can have some closier,still no support from him he pays the mortage and thats it,keeping his credit good, so when u talk shit about ARMY wifes, just remeber theirs more than one who wronged
Hum… women are shit.
Were it not for the hormonal imperative to fuck them, and if we didn’t have to be plucked out of one to be born…
We would’ve crushed their skulls in a long time ago.
Women are the scourge of an otherwise sensible world.
jesus. the women on here are proving dick’s point. sadly dick, i agree with you. women (myself included) are fucking retarded.
Yet you post a comment?
No because their husbands aren’t in a position to take a bat to them.
This blog would be better if I didn’t have to read the comments.
Anyone who cheats ever should be shot, but that’s just my opinion. Army wives cheating are worse only because their husbands aren’t in any position to take a baseball bat to the other guy.